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Crazy things CRAZY kids have done at
your school!
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| From: DirtyOlMan1987 | Posted: 7/16/2003 11:55:43 PM | Message Detail |
| I'll start One guy that goes to my school started regularly throwing chairs at the otis spunkmeyer truck. Yeah, he's a dumbass. So one day, he threw a chair at the truck while the truck driver was sitting in it. The driver got out, and the kid started to run away. All the teachers that were nearby started chasing after the kid, while he was throwing rocks and stuff at the teachers behind him. It was about the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. He got suspended for about a week and had to pay about 1000 dollars damage to the truck. This kid isn't "special", but he's always been really strange. Keep in mind, he was 16 at the time so that just proved his dumbassary even more. Now, LUE, share yours! --- See You Space Cowboy... ::Is Barrett3:: |
| From: Andy Richter | Posted: 7/16/2003 11:58:49 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was in kindergarden, this one kid named Jacob got
really made and stabbed the teacher with a pair of scissors, he didn't really
put much effort into it or anything and there wasn't really any blood, I
think just a cut or a bruise, not sure what happened to him, I think he
got suspended for a month or something. --- Do you like Mythology? Sign the petition for a Mythology board: http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=7490028 |
| From: Vespa | Posted: 7/16/2003 11:59:18 PM | Message Detail |
| Whelp, one night, a kid took a sack of quarters and a
welding torch, broke the window in the front lobby, and tried to weld quarters
over all the key holes in the school. Only got to the principal's office
before the cops arrived (breaking glass tipped silent alarm). It was funny though, only time I ever heard the man call a kid a "****ing little **** smoking piece of monkey ****" out loud. --- I hadn't accomplished anything; I was back where I began; I then realized existence is meaningless, and faded into darkness called enlightenment. |
| From: Andy Richter | Posted: 7/16/2003 11:59:18 PM | Message Detail |
| I meant to say mad instead of made^ --- Do you like Mythology? Sign the petition for a Mythology board: http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=7490028 |
| From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:00:15 AM | Message Detail |
| My friend and I spit into this one teacher's coffee. --- Pinoy Clan Ninja Panda Proud member of Team Family Fun - DJ 6T9 |
| From: sonic 270 | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:00:56 AM | Message Detail |
| Well in 8th grade, a bunch of my friends took some class
mates property (IE:books,lunchboxes,binder etc.) and throw them up in the
schools rooftop....(for no apparent reason)some of the people got their
stuff back. --- ----(sonic 270)---- |
| From: Nihilanth | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:01:18 AM | Message Detail |
| Climb up a tree during the middle of class, a certain
guy in my spanish class mooning countless kids and putting his ass cheeks
on a guy when he wasn't looking, calling the teacher a filthy german nazi
*famous german dictator* bastard...and not getting suspended, play pron
videos on the computers during class, throw cardboard boxes, and fist fights,
peeing on the steps outside of class, and many more...ah I love my schools
:). --- From beyond chaos comes the end-Kefka It's too late now. It will always be too late. Fortunately!-Albert Camus |
| From: Super Saiyan | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:03:53 AM | Message Detail |
| I super glued dimes over almost ever lock in the school. Someone narcked on me so I put the super glue and dimes in my car, so they searched me but they couldnt search my car wihtout a warrant. Good times. --- My new dream, to become a GameFAQs Moderator If I were you, I would hope that we don't meet again-Neo |
| From: oogabooga | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:07:23 AM | Message Detail |
| We used to break pencil lead off into the locks of the
doors...daily. We'd have to sit out in the hall waiting for the janitor. --- http://www.angelfire.com/il2/ICPstash/PS2Games.html = My PS2 games |
| From: xenoflare3 | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:08:06 AM | Message Detail |
| One time during halloween these 2 kids built a batmobile
out of cardboard and dressed up as Batman and Robin. Then they took the
Batmobile all through the School with the old 60's theme music blaring out
of a portable stereo as a line of teachers and students just stood there
and stared at them. wait...that was me... Ok not to crazy but... There was this other time when we had a charity drive that allowed students to buy servants for the day from a selection of seniors and some guy was ordered to do a strip-tease.... Or the time when someone released like 20 lab mice in the lunch room... |
| From: xenoflare3 | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:10:52 AM | Message Detail |
| Wait some guy stole like $600 worth of Ice cream from the cafeteria and then went and dumped it in the middle of a road or something like that... |
| From: Sam Botwan | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:11:02 AM | Message Detail |
| Some guys threw a few 3 pound or so sticks of sodium into
a bathroom stall. :D --- "ABOVE POST NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY ANYONE!!!" - Requiem in Stasis Bene telemara computer. KA-BOOM! |
| From: guitarman3544 | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:12:14 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- guitarman's song recommendation of the week: Staind - So Far Away |
| From: xenoflare3 | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:16:13 AM | Message Detail |
| Then another kid left some sort of battery charger on over night and since it left a really bad stench the whole school had to wait in the gym for 2 hours while that area of the school was searched for dangerous chemicals (though I think this might have been accidental...) |
| From: mononoke86 | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:18:49 AM | Message Detail |
| In kindergarden before school I walked into the sandbox.
There was a board with a nail stick up. I tripped over the board and put
my hands out to stop my fall. The nail went through my hand. Someone in middle school had to take a piss, apparently really bad. The teacher refused to let him use the restroom so he took a leak in one of the plants in class. Classic. --- "Meh, alright, you look like Cousin It had sex with a redneck." - BlackSun on my pic |
| From: xenoflare3 | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:23:18 AM | Message Detail |
| Oh yeah, this crazy spanish teacher we have who has english as like a 3rd or 4th language wouldn't let this one guy go to the bathroom so went on a large plant in the corner of the room. |
| From: Jbird9000 | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:25:52 AM | Message Detail |
| One time a kid left a bag of sugar(anthrax) in the bathroom.
and once when i was in preschool, a bigger kid was pushing me around. the
next day i came back and when he was sitting in the green turtle sandbox,
i put the lid on it and sat on it. XD --- *Eats small children* |
| From: KstarBoy | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:30:35 AM | Message Detail |
| viagra in the bake sale items muhahaha --- -=Think OUTSIDE the box=- |
| From: s0lid | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:35:57 AM | Message Detail |
| Yeah.. I've seen the bathroom thing.. some ***** teacher
wouldn't let this kid go to the bathroom.. so he stood up, walked to the
trash can and whipped it out.. the look on the teacher's face was classic --- Roses are Red ~ Violets are Blue ~ I'm Schizophrenic ~ So am I ~ Me too! |
| From: Jebus Winked at Me | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:36:45 AM | Message Detail |
| This one guy who has the worst case of ADD i've ever seen
whipped his weenus out and started tapping it on the side of the desk. the
teacher's all "david...put that away" then he was sent to the principal's office...haven't heard what happened to him XD |
| From: Jagus | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:37:45 AM | Message Detail |
| some little like 4 foot tall kid beat down a teacher,
he was suspended for the whole year, it was funny as hell a near 6 foot
teacher getting beat the snot outta by some 4 foot tall punk in middle school --- "It appears various Insects have Invaded the Rectal cavities of A large portion of Individuals..." - The Hardcore Kid |
| From: Dagreatone66 | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:55:51 AM | Message Detail |
| This one time (in 3rd grade)...this kid farted sooo loud, it sounded like a jet rocket, everyone laughed at him...even the teacher...ah poor kid |
| From: LockeCole2005 | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:09:37 AM | Message Detail |
| This one kid in 2nd grade had thrown a chair at the teacher
once. I didn't know about mental diseases or anything, I thought he was
just a really spoiled or mad kid. But when I look back on it, I remember
the teacher asking him if he had taken his medication before. --- Famous Last Words: PICS. NOW. |
| From: sonic 270 | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:11:30 AM | Message Detail |
| bump! --- ----(sonic 270)---- |
| From: CheesyPoofs1988 | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:15:23 AM | Message Detail |
| Last year, someone put a condom over the doorknob of the
school's most hated teacher's door. It wouldn't have been all that funny,
but he had wet it, so nobody could remove it for fear of contracting HIV.
Of course, then the new Spanish teacher (the only teacher around with enough
balls to not run from the non-existent threat posed by the water on the
condom) came up with a wad of newspapers and got rid of it. Lame, I know,
but my school is so boring that it was the biggest prank played the entire
year. --- RPG Elite (402) The Austere Mage: Kris "Stabby stabby time!" - Black Mage |
| From: Tezza | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:17:14 AM | Message Detail |
| XD --- If I was you, suicide would be a way of life, if you was me, you'd kill you - Proof, D12 |
| From: DarkRaptorX | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:17:28 AM | Message Detail |
| In 8th grade the IT teacher yelled at some kid then threw
a block of wood at him. The teacher got fired --- The CATS Army-http://www.geocities.com/thecatsarmy/THE-CATS-ARMY-BASE.html |
| From: Do l Know You | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:17:57 AM | Message Detail |
| Hmmm...someone put oil on the side outside of one of our
gyms and lit it on fire, so his name was burning on the wall until the fire
department came. The mark is still there. Also, someone put glue in one
of the computer mouses. --- "Sitting on fruits has always been a turn on to me." -Aquix http://www.therisite.net/banned.jpg <-- I was pwned |
| From: Tassadar3413 | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:18:06 AM | Message Detail |
| I stole all of the teachers chalk and over head sheets
once. Another time I stole the book of answers for her tests went to the
office made copies and handed them out after class since the test was the
next day. I charged about a dollar per one. I made a good 25 off that little
job there. --- The real question is WWJD if GWATHM? -Synchronomyst |
| From: DarkRaptorX | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:19:44 AM | Message Detail |
| well that was a teacher not a kid, sorry That same year a kid got really pissed about something and started throwing crap around in the bathroom. He hit another kid wearing a suit (it was picture day). He was kicked out of our school --- The CATS Army-http://www.geocities.com/thecatsarmy/THE-CATS-ARMY-BASE.html |
| From: Robotic | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:21:24 AM | Message Detail |
| Some guy had taken a dump at my old middle school. Well,
not only that, but it was in the middle of the floor. Hehe...it doesn't
end there, though. Since a bunch of people were gathering around it, it
kind of looked like some people were fighting in the bathroom. The history
teacher ran up to the crowd, shoved his way to the front, and...surprise! --- Robotic's sig says - Uh...hi? Megaman X, Zero, and War Machine fuse together to form the one, the only....XEROX MACHINE! |
| From: shoecream | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:21:55 AM | Message Detail |
| Someone put a bunch of wet cocoa powder all over the stalls in the boys' bathroom and everyone was to afraid to go there because they thought it was poop. |
| From: Do l Know You | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:22:35 AM | Message Detail |
| In 3rd grade, this kid named Mario would randomly take
off his pants. I forgot when this was, but some kid mooned the teachers
regularly...when their backs were turned -_- --- "Sitting on fruits has always been a turn on to me." -Aquix http://www.therisite.net/banned.jpg <-- I was pwned |
| From: GhostlyMagi | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:23:30 AM | Message Detail |
| I was pulling a Chris Farley one day in a hallway and
but my back through a wall at school. Scared the hell out of me but is funny
now I look back on it. It wasn't a small hole either... you could have fit
a body through it with ease. --- Don't even ask. La-la-la-la-la, we can't hear you... - GFraizer Hello hello its a new bump. brought to you by Rykoshet |
| From: Sephirstein | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:24:43 AM | Message Detail |
| Teacher story: One of my old teachers sent pr0n to 15 year-old kid. Teacher gets fired from job, goes to other town to teach. Meanwhile, at new school he gives pr0n to 3 18-year-old students. Link gets forwarded to like 40 people. Teacher goes to disciplinary hearing, loses licence till December 2003. --- Adlai Stevenson -- "My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular." |
| From: jamiet3uk | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:28:09 AM | Message Detail |
| Bump *TAG* --- THIS SUCKS GET A LIFE >_< |
| From: skyboy26 | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:43:46 AM | Message Detail |
| One time during halloween these 2 kids built a batmobile
out of cardboard and dressed up as Batman and Robin. Then they took the
Batmobile all through the School with the old 60's theme music blaring out
of a portable stereo as a line of teachers and students just stood there
and stared at them. XD </tag_in_disguise> --- Dude, that's not pwning. That's a mature settlement of a dispute. That's like an anti-pwning. - MartyrOfInsanity |
| From: RedKremlin | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:46:33 AM | Message Detail |
| A friend of mine threw a match into a girls hair and it
blew up like a fire ball, --- A Really Frightning Website About The Government www.infowars.com |
| From: Death Scar | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:52:07 AM | Message Detail |
| LoL --- -//- Scar -//- Zero Wing 1,490,390 R2S2 Windows Pinball 21,198,000 |
| From: jerbils | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:52:18 AM | Message Detail |
| The only thing I can think of was a few months ago. These
2 kids, during lunch, were beating the living snot out of each other.
The psychotic lunch monitor hopped in, swearing away, trying to break it
up. In fact, I was the closest one to the scuffle. These kids were like
professional boxers, teeth getting knocked out and all. It was crazy. --- JESUS IS DEAD. GET OVER IT. |
| From: MagArk | Posted: 7/17/2003 2:06:53 AM | Message Detail |
| I remember a friend (very distant now she and I) who dated
a 60 year old social studies teacher and got 100/100 on the subject. --- Larry Bird Lives On!!! |
| From: oOZeroOo | Posted: 7/17/2003 2:12:51 AM | Message Detail |
| In 3rd grade, this kid named Mario would randomly take
off his pants. I forgot when this was, but some kid mooned the teachers
regularly...when their backs were turned -_- I've never been one to use this before but, this was really funny, so here it goes....LOL! --- ¯// ero //_ ¯¯¯ |
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| From: Naliworld | Posted: 7/17/2003 2:21:13 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- "...it's like wiping your ass with silk, I love it." -Merovingian from The Matrix: Reloaded |
| From: quazaromega | Posted: 7/17/2003 2:21:50 AM | Message Detail |
| I know this stupid kid in 8th grade who sang in front
of 120 people at lunch... He had a tape to go as backround music, which
was lame, seeing how it was the theme to Celes' opera in Final Fantasy 6.
He sang about his love for her, a cheerleader no less, and she ran out crying
afterwards... Yep, sucks to be me... --- The only Official couch wedding priest. (Not counting priestesses) Painfully ripped away from Countrygurl... I mean Sarah, 7/10/03. |
| From: Magiking | Posted: 7/17/2003 2:23:45 AM | Message Detail |
| I stood up in the middle of lunch in 8th grade to present
a rose to the girl i liked. She said 'thank you' and her eyes sparkled!.
Sure, it turned out she hated me but OMG!!! Eye sparklage! --- ©¿©¬ ©¿©¬ ©¿©¬ ©¿©¬ ©¿©¬ They're staring at you! |
| From: THAguyINgta3 | Posted: 7/17/2003 2:25:05 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- A strong man doesn't need to read his future, he makes his own. - Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid |
| From: SeymourGuodo | Posted: 7/17/2003 2:30:32 AM | Message Detail |
| lol at wing... --- Guy: So, you want to go out with me? Girl: I am busy that day. Guy: I haven't said a day Both: ... |
| From: SeymourGuodo | Posted: 7/17/2003 2:32:37 AM | Message Detail |
| this kid at school when i was in 6th grade, crapped in
the boys bathroom, and another kid stepped on it and he didn't know but
there was a piece of crap following him everywhere! He stepped on a teachers
shoe on accident and was suspended for a week for something he didn't know... --- Guy: So, you want to go out with me? Girl: I am busy that day. Guy: I haven't said a day Both: ... |
| From: TehSpecialVet0rz | Posted: 7/17/2003 2:32:56 AM | Message Detail |
| My friend stole some janitor keys from a trash compacting
machine. He then took them and broke into the chemical storage room and
stole chemicals. Lets just say, he made a big BOOM as he was being chased
by teachers. Another student ran through the halls screaming, "Mrs. Tipton (our principal) is a ***** and a mother ****er!!" Then he was chased around the school by campus monitors. --- 9 out of 10 times a problem can be solved with wang slappage. The other 1 time just give up and enjoy a juice box. - cybercheese |
| From: SeymourGuodo | Posted: 7/17/2003 3:00:46 AM | Message Detail |
| for the love kof karma! More crazy stuff! --- Guy: So, you want to go out with me? Girl: I am busy that day. Guy: I haven't said a day Both: ... |
| From: Bluedragonsflame | Posted: 7/17/2003 3:02:43 AM | Message Detail |
| My friend and I spit into this one teacher's coffee. I knew that coffee tasted funny! --- If I had a nickel for everytime I had a nickel, I'd be a never-ending fountain of nickels. |
| From: Sephirstein | Posted: 7/17/2003 9:30:20 AM | Message Detail |
| bump --- Adlai Stevenson -- "My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular." |
| From: Typhoid | Posted: 7/17/2003 9:35:15 AM | Message Detail |
| tagged --- I have learned to use the word "impossible" with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun |
| From: SS4Brolly | Posted: 7/17/2003 9:53:09 AM | Message Detail |
| I once set this kids homepage to granny pr0n. Started
up his computer the next day, hit IE, and BAM! A fountian of pr0n hit is
computer. He started trying to close them out, only causing 2 more to reappear
in its place. After about a minute (And everyone in the class knowing),
the teacher looks over and says "You better stop doing that s-word in school
before you get in trouble. That is sick." Less that 10 seconds later, the
phone in the room rings and he says "Mike, you gotta go down to the office.
Its about your fettish with sodomizing my grandmother." He got janitorial
duty for a month. Thats pretty much going into the school and night and
cleaning. --- "Within every fiber of your being, you truly are a Man-Slayer" |
| From: Magiking | Posted: 7/17/2003 9:55:25 AM | Message Detail |
| Sigged up the Wazoo! --- "Mike, you gotta go down to the office. Its about your fettish with sodomizing my grandmother." --SS4Brolly |
| From: runningman | Posted: 7/17/2003 9:59:54 AM | Message Detail |
| I licked the banisters on the stairs leading up to one
of the clasrooms.I also licked school bus from end to end.And carrying on
with the licking, I licked the carpet from on end of the clasroom to the
other.Teh bus incident happened when I was 15.The other two happened when
I was 13.I also ate a cookie that someone put on the floor and stamped on,
by licking it up.And I also drank all these weird digusting mixtures.Don't
class any of them as crazy.Might be attention whoring. --- NOW...who wants a Rainbow(or Angel) Kiss?? Rainbow Kisses given : 57? |
| From: Viper 182 | Posted: 7/17/2003 10:03:55 AM | Message Detail |
| One time (3rd grade) we were all doing our math like good
kids, when all of a sudden we hear this immense roar, like a jet engine.
Everyone starts laughing and even the teacher too, ah poor kid... it must
have been horrible. --- There are only two things I stand for, my own personal beliefs... and the National Anthem... |
| From: supermario777 | Posted: 7/17/2003 10:04:01 AM | Message Detail |
| ive got a few 1. in 4th grade our teacher would fart in class and he would blame it on one of the kids. we knew it was him though because his face would turn beet-red. 2. last year, some guy coughed up a phlegm-wad and spit it at the ceiling. it stuck for a while and eventually it fell on some girl's head. i'll post some more if i can remember them --- Mario going down... Like on Peach?... Right?--M1A1 |
| From: Rob Blanc | Posted: 7/17/2003 10:06:31 AM | Message Detail |
| We had to write a story once, and I was kind of outo of
ideas, so I wrote about erotic adventures my teacher had had. Boy, that was one wild composition I wrote. The dumb*** teacher didn't even suspended me. I just got a zero. --- Ever since the time the box of fruitloops broke my fall Tucan Sam's been like an angel on my shoulder.~Keith Valentine |
| From: Auron1991 | Posted: 7/17/2003 10:08:23 AM | Message Detail |
| well... I dunno if this would count... but... Okay, I was in around the 2nd or 3rd grade, and I was standing in the lunch line. and I was REALLY hungry. and then, this kid cuts in front of me. and then i called him a stupid idiot (i would have cussed him out, but one: i was in the second grade, two: if this happened a few years later, i wouldn't have gotten that mad, and three: i was in school), and tried to cut back in front of him. Then he held me back, and then I ducked under his arm and got back in front, and then he pulled me behind him, and then i tried to get in front again (hey, I was REALLY hungry!), and then he grabbed me and got me in a headlock. and the teacher looked at our direction right then. man, the look on his face... so i didn't get in trouble one bit and he got suspended for about a week :) priceless. --- "Paul Ganguin asked, 'Whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" "Who the heck is Paul Ganguin, anyway?" - Calvin and Hobbes |
| From: Igtenos | Posted: 7/17/2003 10:11:59 AM | Message Detail |
| lets see. what have we done that was crazy? there was
that 1 time in 6th grade where we found a condom outside. so, we told a
2nd grader it was a balloon and to go blow it up. we were about to go inside
for recess and then we see the same kid pick it up, and we see this liquid
come from the condom and fall into his mouth. That's not funny. He could've gotten an STD. Har har. AIDS is really funny. |
| From: Superboc | Posted: 7/17/2003 10:14:55 AM | Message Detail |
| Let's see. - In 6th grade, my locker partner...err..."soiled" himself. So what does he do? He takes his underpants off and throws them in the bottom of our locker! We didn't even find out about this for like, a week, apparently. The stench was awful, but nobody knew what it was for sure until we found the underpants. - In 9th grade, some kids got in a bit of trouble. There were a lot of bomb threats that year, but we were a bunch of smart-asses, and some of my friends made a video newscast - "Bomb-Threat '99", as they called it. If I recall correctly, the video tape was confiscated. - 10th grade Chemistry class, we started some fires. One kid's shirt caught fire, that was the worst incident. - 11th grade, several of us, myself included, took the Gallon Challenge. Of course, we didn't have a whole hour, only about 25 minutes, and I tried to do it with whole milk (the person who bet me was a moron). I threw up 3 times in lunch alone, but managed to hold out through all 6th period, finally throwing up the glorious 4th time, causing a massive splash in the toilet. Bwa ha ha. - Also in 11th grade, the most bizarre of them all. Some kid took a teacher's desk, dragged it out of the classroom, down the hall, and into a bathroom. And he left it there. Nobody noticed him doing this, which is incredible, because the halls were supposed to have monitors. After this incident, the school was basically in a state of lock-down. Only the first-floor bathrooms were left open, and you had to sign in to use them. It was ridiculous. --- <1337> <H8D D00D-C|-|4|\|> "Authority is based on perception." - Ralph Leary |
| From: Mesia | Posted: 7/17/2003 10:17:59 AM | Message Detail |
| Well, for the senior prank last year, the football team
dug up the tree in the center of the courtyard then replanted it in the
middle of the football field, spraypainting stuff like "**** school!" all
over the tree and the cement part of the courtyard. What an awesome prank...not. We also have a TV news show every Friday morning at our school, and they were taping a segment in the cafeteria of one of the guys getting "beat up" but it was really fake-looking and there was a cameraman, so it obviously was for the news show. Well, the table in front of mine is filled with all the sophmore hos (the girls with their heads full of bleach and the guys who get a kick out of who can fart the loudest) and they actually thought it was real. The guys were standing UP ON CHAIRS to watch it and were all like "Man, he's getting his ass kicked!" Wtf...they were getting all excited about it, too....jeez. --- "When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the people in his car." |
| From: TheStolenFayth | Posted: 7/17/2003 10:23:30 AM | Message Detail |
| last year i was in biology, well the teacher was handin
out scissors and whatnot to do a project. well each desk has an outlet on
it. this one kid sticks the scissors into the outleg. gets his ass fried.
a little higher voltage/wattage and the kid woulda been dead. he got sent
to the office, and i got to use his scissors. they had like a weld spot
on em where the spark jumped from his finger to the scissors. good time,
good times. --- Staplegun his wang to his thigh when he's asleep. ~ Y2Keevin on what VIN99 should do to his dad |
| From: Eskimo Fob | Posted: 7/17/2003 10:26:52 AM | Message Detail |
| My friend stuck a lit joint up his ass when he was wasted. --- "You should not drink....and bake."-Arnold Schwarzenegger |
| From: meishere | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:05:53 AM | Message Detail |
| Once in Grade 8 me and my friend were out in the hall
for misbehaving. We got bored and an idea we tied all of the 4th and 5th
graders backpacks together on the hooks and they tried for 20mins + to get
them off the hooks and me and my friend just stod there and laughed. Then
one kid yanked real hard and all the bags fell to the ground. More sotries later. --- My thought on the XBOX: Would you buy a computer from nintendo? |
| From: Jizaymon | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:22:21 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- F-1's are a n00bs best friend. Badhabit, 4/29/2003 1:14:04 AM on GT3 board |
| From: Eskimo Fob | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:26:43 AM | Message Detail |
| When I was in elementary, a kid took a crap in the dead
centre of the washroom floor... --- "You should not drink....and bake."-Arnold Schwarzenegger |
| From: HotShot | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:38:25 AM | Message Detail |
| Some kid tried to prove how hardcore he was by breaking
a beer bottle over his forehead. He cut himself pretty badly, and I believe
he was also knocked out. --- "You must master your joystick as a fisherman masters bait." - Gimpy |
| From: Sonicz237 | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:41:35 AM | Message Detail |
| Well, last year, my friend took my other friend's pants
off and threw them at the Physics teacher during one of his classes. It
was pretty funny. Oh and the time when one of the seniors pooped in the back of another senior's car, used a shirt in the car to wipe his ass and pissed in the guy's gas tank. HE couldn't move the car for days. There was also a time when a freshman was dared to bring a turkey into the school. He actually brought one, it got loose, and we were forced to chase it down. >_< There are a few others but I can't remember them at the moment. --- At the beginning, there was nothing. And God said "Let there be light!" And everyone saw that there was nothing. |
| From: Angel Baby | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:44:33 AM | Message Detail |
| 3 words Giant Poopie Swastika --- Give her Hell from us Peeves!- F and G Weasley |
| From: Inker | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:45:58 AM | Message Detail |
| Couple years ago these 2 smart ass kids brought a teachers
chair out into the middle of the field and lit it on fire. The both get
expelled. heh. --- I come for the FAQ's, but I stay for the pie. |
| From: crazeekid2006 | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:49:31 AM | Message Detail |
| It was teacher appreciation day, so we all had to dress
nice and some kids gave teachers presents. that was back in 7th grade. well
one of my friends bought his homeroom teacher an apple and made a hole in
it and stuck a night crawler in it. not the candy, but actual ones from the ground. the teacher didnt eat it though because kids told him there was one in it. he got in school suspension i think for like a day. --- "The gate to tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness of the depths of the earth."- FF7- Vincent |
| From: Tyr War God | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:52:56 AM | Message Detail |
| 2 funny fights. One day, these two kids started fighting. They let up, and walked away. Couple of periods later, they start up again. I'm in Study Hall, down the hall, when I hear a loud crash and glass hitting the floor. Everyone in the class is like "WTF", so we go to check what happened. The one kid, now shirtless, walks by. My friend is like "Hey, he's not wearing a shirt!" He walks past us, and there's a GIGUNDOUS cut in his back. Apparently he got tossed into one of the showcases. Another time, some senior was picking on this sophomore. A friend of the sophomore(huge, built), runs up to stop the senior. The senior starts running in fear. A Junior, friends of the sophomore and senior sticks his foot out and trips him. The friend runs up, pulls the senior's shirt over his head, and starts beating the snot out of him. A teacher jumped on him to stop the fight, and got a punch to the face, shattering his glasses. The trip was hilarious. --- "If you cannot attack, defend, if you cannot defend, flee, if you cannot flee, surrender, if you cannot surrender, then you must DIE!" - Sima Yi |
| From: Towlie | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:54:33 AM | Message Detail |
| i put all my clothes on backwards halfway through the
day and was walking around backwards. yah i ripped off tom green. but it
was fun to run into people. and i ate a cochroach for $25. well worth it. --- I am jack's crappy signature. |
| From: Hyperknc | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:57:41 AM | Message Detail |
| Two kids in our school were caught whackin' eachothes
wangs together. --- Heh... love makes the world go round... along with healthy doses of sex.-Wind Mage |
| From: fat yoshi | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:02:12 PM | Message Detail |
| it not about a kid but......... my math teacher made t3h n3ws. *start link*(you have to put it together) http://www.northjersey.com/page.php? qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjcxN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXkyJmZnYmVsN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk2MzczNDU3 *end link* pwn3d --- "the tubcat is so amazing, it even has the power to distract someone from teh pr0n. how do I know? well, how do you think i found the topic?"-Zeros |
| From: Nemesis731 | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:03:11 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- When I was 2 my mom dressed me up as Aunt Jemima. It might have worked except I wasn't black...or a woman.-Excel Minmei |
| From: DirtyOlMan1987 | Posted: 7/17/2003 3:46:54 PM | Message Detail |
| ::bump:: --- See You Space Cowboy... ::Is Barrett3:: |
| From: timpkmn89 | Posted: 7/17/2003 4:30:30 PM | Message Detail |
| Nothing ever happened here =( --- Has people just become stupider or just lazier?-Gigabowser on Strategy Guides Sonic Adventure DX - 130 Emblems - |
| From: Risu no Kairu | Posted: 7/17/2003 4:36:38 PM | Message Detail |
| My sister's friend, when they were in the fifth grade
got a teacher fired. The teacher was playing with her class, and she put
some tape on the girl's leg, to hold her to the desk. This girl's gramma
was known to be a B-word. Well, she got the girl fired. :/ --- Of course I just made that ^ all up. How many numbers in your face? |
| From: Gillette Series | Posted: 7/17/2003 4:46:11 PM | Message Detail |
| Happened in middle school, me and a group of friends filled
up condoms with water balloons and start lobbing them at girls. Broken condoms
on girls' shirts + wet tshirts = phun. --- [A Calvin and Hobbes quote coming soon!] http://henji.cjb.net/index.html |
| From: Buehler | Posted: 7/17/2003 4:53:55 PM | Message Detail |
| I go the luch room and take most of the sugar packets. And eat a bunch of beard of the salad only table. --- Nothing bursts into flames like old, dried-out Vulcans |
| From: dachamp | Posted: 7/17/2003 4:54:05 PM | Message Detail |
| umm.. passing empty pens with answers inside them during
big test such as finals. put a bucket of white wwash above the door as a
present for the cheerleaders. my friend and I were jumping form tree branch
to tree branch playing tag. Walked into AP room and went to the principal
"hey.. did you order our guns yet?" "WHAAAAATTTTT??!!!!" "DAVE it was THAT
guy..." "DAMN" --- the truth is you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath i'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt--- Taking Back Sunday |
| From: fat man sitting | Posted: 7/17/2003 5:07:07 PM | Message Detail |
| One of my crazy ass friends got paid $50 bucks to take
a crap in the middle of the basketball court, he did it, and nobody narced.
It was the greatest, and a plus is was about an 2 hours before a pep rally. --- Delivery Doctor-It's a boy! LUEser Dad-I'm a father. Ask me anything. |
| From: cooldude67812 | Posted: 7/17/2003 5:21:20 PM | Message Detail |
| One time in art class we were getting our indian masks
back so before class some guy volunteered to takes his mask and hide in
the closet, and when the teacher opened it.... well the teacher yelled "HOLY
****ING ****" and fell backwards causing paint to fall all over him --- CS Server IP: 65.39.206.76:27015 Vote KOS-MOS for the Summer Contest |
| From: Ace Rockola | Posted: 7/17/2003 5:22:52 PM | Message Detail |
| One kid tried to shoot up the school. He ran outside and
tried shooting at the windows, but ended up hitting bricks, and air. --- Tom Cruise is... Austin Powers |
| From: User Name | Posted: 7/17/2003 5:28:12 PM | Message Detail |
| The ROTC generals or whatever they are, have a golf cart
to drive around the school. They're all retired war veterans and stuff so
since they're the ones that enforce the rules at my school they use it to
get around and patrol the grounds or something. Well one day these three
kids managed to steal the golf cart. The thing is gas powered but the ROTC
guys never use it to its full potential. These guys were hauling ass all
around the school with the thing. It happened at the end of the day and
everyone was goin to their cars when all of a sudden the three guys come
speeding towards the crowd against the flow of people. Several people had
to dodge to get out of the way in time but eventually they hit an unsuspecting
kid with it. It was friggin hilarious, the guy goes down and the kids that
stole it realize what they did, pile out of the cart and run like hell to
their cars. It was so damn funny, they just abandoned the golf cart in the
middle of the walkway. --- When I was a boy I could hear symphonies in seashells, so why am I so deaf at 22? |
| From: sonic 270 | Posted: 7/17/2003 5:40:34 PM | Message Detail |
| bump~~! --- ----(sonic 270)---- |
| From: TheStolenFayth | Posted: 7/17/2003 5:46:48 PM | Message Detail |
| user name, thats hilarious! --- Staplegun his wang to his thigh when he's asleep. ~ Y2Keevin on what VIN99 should do to his dad |
| From: TheAngleSlam | Posted: 7/17/2003 5:50:02 PM | Message Detail |
| Ah...let's see: -At my elementary school, someone snuck into the computer lab, spent a few hours looking at pr0n, then to cover the evidence, he pissed all over the computer. -One year at my school the seniors got three chickens for the senior prank. The first chicken was #1, second #2, but the third was #4. So after the chickens were caught, everyone thought there was a third chicken trapped somewhere. -A really dumb kid once set a trashcan in the bathroom on fire. -A guy prank-called 911 and said that there was a bomb in the school. There was a mass evacuation (which was a big thing; 4000 people go to my school because it's a secondary school), and a whole bunch of cops arrived. The school was searched, and when they caught the guy to made the call, he was kicked out of my school and sent to another nearby public school. --- "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."-Dan Quayle Member of the JBPHC |
| From: oogabooga | Posted: 7/17/2003 5:53:23 PM | Message Detail |
| There was one year where a bunch of people decided it
would be funny to spread baby oil all over the floors by the junior/senior
cafeteria. One kid ended up with a broken leg. The funny part is that someone put some on the floor near the showers. After swimming, everyone has to shower and ,to the delite of the coaches, go to their lockers naked (unless you brought your own towel). This one fat kid would always try to get done early so nobody would see him naked. I didn't swim (ear problems), so I was already in the locker area. I see the kid run from the showers, slip and fall on the baby oil, and lay there naked. I need to think of more, my town is full of people that do mean/crazy things. --- http://www.angelfire.com/il2/ICPstash/PS2Games.html = My PS2 games |
| From: The Booker Man | Posted: 7/17/2003 5:57:57 PM | Message Detail |
| One time this teacher tried top take this kids cell phone
and he ducked out the way and she slipped and hit her head on the floor
and like knocked out, the 2 kids ran, it was mad funny. The principle went
on the intercom or whatever and gave a description of the kids, i would
hate to be that kid, sitting in a class, and everyone looking at him. That teahcer got punched in the face in 9th grade for trying to stop a fight. I was a female teacher too, EVERYONE hates her old ass >_< Oh btw, SENIOR YEAR WILL KICK ASS!!! --- Steve Smith, you have just been PWNED by The Booker Man.-Chuckobo |
| From: The Booker Man | Posted: 7/17/2003 6:00:41 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh and in 9th grade a kid threw a football at a teacher
and it hit him in the face in gym class, and the teahcer and student got
into a fist fight lol --- Steve Smith, you have just been PWNED by The Booker Man.-Chuckobo |
| From: wwf nascar fan | Posted: 7/17/2003 6:30:30 PM | Message Detail |
| This was a few days before the senoir's last day. Some
LD kid with blue hair I might add, and he took a HUGE crap on the floor
in the boys bathroom, and on the rim i do believe. Well, while all of this
was happening i was in 6th hour and my physical science teacher (Mr. Johansen)
got a call about the bathroom. And our science room was right next to where
it happened, so he ran in with the Industrial Tech teacher to clean it up.
About 10 minutes later, the secretary comes on the intercom and asks for
Mr. Johansen and the whole class goes "HE'S IN THE BATHROOM", then we all
laughed our heads off. My school can be as boring as hell sometimes, but
we have some good moments. --- The hunt for caffeine begins! |
| From: The Booker Man | Posted: 7/17/2003 6:32:26 PM | Message Detail |
| In 11th grade we were in the lab for chemistry and this
kid turned on the gas valve thing and was about top put a lit match inside
it. If it had lit the gas, the whole class would blew up. Good thing the
teacher stopped him --- Steve Smith, you have just been PWNED by The Booker Man.-Chuckobo |
| From: Raging Programmer | Posted: 7/17/2003 6:36:12 PM | Message Detail |
| There was a time when this fat, rich kid stole
the donation money. A couple of hundreds in cash. He wasn't caught... until he started to flunk around his money, giving a girl 20 dollars. The cohort told on him. Suckers. --- You have some ****ed up friends - Tyler Durden. It's so true on LUE. |
| From: The Booker Man | Posted: 7/17/2003 6:38:04 PM | Message Detail |
| "From: TheAngleSlam | Posted: 7/17/2003 5:50:02 PM | Message
Detail Ah...let's see: -At my elementary school, someone snuck into the computer lab, spent a few hours looking at pr0n, then to cover the evidence, he pissed all over the computer. " Ah good stuff XD --- Steve Smith, you have just been PWNED by The Booker Man.-Chuckobo |
| From: Zambino | Posted: 7/17/2003 6:42:04 PM | Message Detail |
| Me and my two friends always do crap and never get in
trouble for it. When it was Winter and I think the tempo was like 4ºF out,
me and my friends opened all of the windows and screamed WINDOW MANS!!!!!!!!
Then the monitors made us sit at one table *Rolls eyes*. One of my friends
wears glasses, (I'll call him Kyle from now on) put his face in the spray
bottle when the monitor was cleaning the tables. He got sprayed and litteraly
screamed I'M BLIND!!!!! And fell on the floor and started twitching. And
one time we pushed a soda machine over and Kyle caught it when it started
to fall. He screamed HELP!!!!!!! And the cranky old mod came up and pushed
it back up in place, then he had to sit in the dumb table again. Pshh...a table...haha... --- <31> All your base are belong to us. The ones that succeed in life never make the same mistake twice. |
| From: MalevolentBenefactor | Posted: 7/17/2003 6:47:12 PM | Message Detail |
| In my school, the kids who have the most mental issues
have a teacher assigned to them, and they just follow them around. On kid's
teacher happened to be his dad. Anyway, long story short, I walk out of
study hall one day, and the dad is beating the crap out of his kid. The
kid had wet himself and spat and clawed at his dad. The teacher got fired. There were 7 stink bombs set off in a month at my school. <Greatest Story EVER!> One Tuesday during second hour, the fire alarm was pulled. Everyone had to go outside, and we waited out there for, like 45 minutes, until the Fire Department gave the all clear. The next Thursday, the fire alarm went off again. But there actually was a fire in the boy's bathroom. Someone had just set the trashcan on fire or something. Then, the next Tuesday, the school's annual Spring Sports Assembly was convening in the auditorium, and the fire alarm went off yet again. Since everyone knows that the fire route from the auditorium goes through a single set of two doors, this was an ideal time to pull it. So, 700 kids are pushing their way through two doors, and a teacher falls down. And the kids keep going. And, I swear to god, the most grotesque thing I have ever heard rang out: "My foot just went right up her ****!" O_o </Greatest Story EVER!> --- "The Bible says everyone - apart from Christ - will go to Hell."-- Amish Adrenaline "Helen Keller... hurts people."-- My Sister |
| From: DragonMaster42 | Posted: 7/17/2003 7:00:31 PM | Message Detail |
| tag |
| From: IronChef510 | Posted: 7/17/2003 7:16:23 PM | Message Detail |
| This kid farted really loud during science, and my pal
who sat next to him was reaching down in his backpack when it happened Another kid wouldnt stop talking one day, and the kid got up without premission to sharpen pencil and the teacher threw a desk at him and screamed, the kid went this muh ****** is crazy and ran, Two kids in my Humanities class would come in turn over a desk, cuss out the teacher and fight everyday Stopping up all toliets then flushing and running out, its so great to see piss and crap flowing out of the door Pissing inside of pants, (more than three kids) Kids fighting teachers And once me and my friends were playing baseketball, and we kept hitting the teacher in the back of the head with the ball, and when she would turn around we would say it was an accident, went on for about 15 minutes for she just moved XD --- If Lil Mo and Jay Z had a baby together, that kid would have some mondo Lips. |
| From: jimmycopulos | Posted: 7/17/2003 7:19:16 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- *CORRUPTED* Pso chars: Luna lvl. 156 HUnewearl | Lain lvl. 54 RAcaseal | RIP you two, you will not be forgotten :(... |
| From: PS2kidplayer | Posted: 7/17/2003 7:27:54 PM | Message Detail |
| god dman i ahve so many stories lol 9th grade- my algebra teacher is a freaking crazy person i swear so a raelly pretty girl that sat next to mewas spraying like a secnted oil or whatever it is and she was sparying here and like 3 of her friends while my teacher was out in the hall. when my teacher came back in she thought the spray smell was beer so se called the police and they came in with the drug dogs it was so funny. the regular stuff crapping is weird places, sneezing powder, ect ect. the stupidest thing ever that happened at my highschool it was very start of january coldest time of the year it was like -3F and there was a god damn electracil fire that some dumbass started by lighitng osme wires on fire wiht a lighter then coved it up. we all had to go stand outside!!! for 4 hours =5 periods and lunch stupidest day ever <FUNNYEST STORY> DO NOT TRY AT YOUR SCHOOL HAHA me and 2 of my friends (10th grade) found a few smll packages of like plant food but it was in the form of white crystals, hehe so we took this into the mail hallway during lunch and dumped it onto the top of a small table and used our id cards to put it in a small lin e(a.k.a. fake crack) and we had a god damn line of people paying 30$ + for one stiff. and of course we let them and we made about 400$ hehebut everybody who sniffed it got very ill lol one kid stared to get a nose bleed all over the pricables shoes becaouse of our fake crack. we were never cought and so we devided the money and i took my girlfriend out for a night hehehe it was so classic i was very popular after that one. </FUNNYEST STORY> there was one time me and my friends decided to screw up out last pep assembilly of the year at the high school. so we decided to hire some dumbass to take the fall for us to cut the power right as they start it then let off about 300+ smoke gernades in the vents in our gym. every god damn person in that gym ran for there life it was great. too alzy to write any more --- <31>Diablo 2 LOD USWest *Gbalover14 Currently Playing SOCOM-[SP]HiTmAn, Enter The Matrix, AC4 |
| From: Taluha | Posted: 7/17/2003 7:35:40 PM | Message Detail |
| me and 2 of my friends (10th grade) found a few smll
packages of like plant food but it was in the form of white crystals, hehe
so we took this into the mail hallway during lunch and dumped it onto the
top of a small table and used our id cards to put it in a small lin e(a.k.a.
fake crack) and we had a god damn line of people paying 30$ + for one stiff.
and of course we let them and we made about 400$ hehebut everybody who sniffed
it got very ill lol one kid stared to get a nose bleed all over the pricables
shoes becaouse of our fake crack. we were never cought and so we devided
the money and i took my girlfriend out for a night hehehe it was so classic
i was very popular after that one. XD --- WAY TO GO FOR WHACKING!-Simba Jones Visit my finished site! http://flyingbatpoo.1hwy.com |
| From: PS2kidplayer | Posted: 7/17/2003 7:37:37 PM | Message Detail |
| hehe 8) --- <31>Diablo 2 LOD USWest *Gbalover14 Currently Playing SOCOM-[SP]HiTmAn, Enter The Matrix, AC4 |
| From: Diabolic Edict | Posted: 7/17/2003 7:51:07 PM | Message Detail |
| Sophomore year, we were in English class, on like the hottest day of the year. I swear, I felt like going to go jump in the pool, even though i can't swim. Then the girl who sits in front of me kept on muttering how hot it was. The teacher told her if she was so freakin hot, then she should just take off her shirt and cool down (in a sarcastic tone, of course). And she did. =) The teacher just stood there for a second, collected herself, and ordered her to put the shirt back on. She threw it on the ground, and made to take her bra off. Before she could undo it fully, the teacher rushed across the room and wrapped her in this overcoat. The teacher sent the girl to the principal, but as the girl as walking away, she tossed the teachers overcoat at her and (i'm hearing this part frm someone else in teh neighboring class, didn't see it myself) ran down the hallway and out of the school bare chested. |
| From: sma11KAcTussss | Posted: 7/17/2003 8:08:44 PM | Message Detail |
| 2nd grade: I was cussin at this kid really badly then
this teacher catches me and asks, "What did you just say" I didnt say anything
back tho, so she sends me to the principals office 3rd: some guy threw my friends lunch box in a nasty toilet 4th: I was caught stealing $30 dollars of Garfield books and was sent to the office and was ordered to do 1 week of library participation. 6th: I threatened a kid that I'd kick his bum cuz he was talking smak about me, but when the class found out I was threatening him then they told the teacher and I was sent to the principal + the other kid and we got lectures and stuff, this went on for about a week 7th: some kids blew up a bunch of stink bombs in the hallways, and another one in the locker rooms Another is that some ppl put superglue in the locks during SAT testing and then the janitor had to drill a hole in the door. --- Usually someone would ask: does a cactus have needles or leaves? Neither. They're spines. |
| From: DiamondDragonX | Posted: 7/17/2003 8:14:15 PM | Message Detail |
| In my freshmen year, I had the world's worst spanish class.
My teacher was barely able to keep them in line. Well one day would had
a sub who was not able to control our class. I got so bad that this one
kid in our class stripped down to his boxers, put his shirt under his head
and started smoking. He didn't even try to hide it. And the teacher didn't
even stop him. One the worst days in school i ever had. --- "If pro is the opposite of con, then is congress the opposite of progress?" |
| From: RedKremlin | Posted: 7/17/2003 8:40:03 PM | Message Detail |
| A couple of months ago, someone hacked the fire alarm
system, and it went on and off for about 150 times in a row, we sat outside
for about an hour, while the the principles and the fire department tried
to shut it off. --- A Really Frightning Website About The Government www.infowars.com |
| From: Potty Time | Posted: 7/17/2003 8:48:26 PM | Message Detail |
| One time in lunch this kid in 7th grade was sitting at
the same table as me and he got out a hitter and lit it and started smoking
it. He was in jail for a while. --- Whenever you go potty, I am there. Tom Nook will win the Summer 2003 Contest! |
| From: YouWillBeAHotDancer | Posted: 7/17/2003 9:26:15 PM | Message Detail |
| Me and some friends bet a kid to eat paint in art class.
I think it was 20$, he ate like 1/4 a gallon of paint before we stopped
him. --- ¨˜ºO{[\/]€†@£ [\/]ï£ï†ï@}Oº˜¨ From Chaos Comes Clarity |
| From: TheStolenFayth | Posted: 7/17/2003 9:34:39 PM | Message Detail |
| This one time last year (9th grade) I dare my friend curtis
to stick his key into an outlet sittin nearby. Of course hes stupid enuf
to say yes and he grabs the key between two pieces of rubber and puts it
in the outlet. Just as hes sayin "See, nothing's happen-" the ring on the
keys touches the metal plate, sparks fly everywhere and it blows out all
the lights on the floor. --- Staplegun his wang to his thigh when he's asleep. ~ Y2Keevin on what VIN99 should do to his dad |
| From: JoeyC134 | Posted: 7/17/2003 9:39:22 PM | Message Detail |
| ^^ outlet thing happened to my friend too it was on 9-11 when some of the teachers left and we got to walk around the school --- I write mens room graffiti IN MY OWN BATHROOM - Lavos is ALIVE again |
| From: AltarCrystal | Posted: 7/17/2003 9:57:52 PM | Message Detail |
| 7th Grade - I was walking around in the hall on 9-11,
going to my next class, while everyone is all like "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG"
I ask atleast 15 people what's going on. I finally ask someone else and
he says "Some people are commiting suicide at the WTC and killing thoousands
of people". Now, I had no idea what he ment, so the only thing I could think
of is people jumping off it wit hgernades... 8th Grade -We had just gotton this REALLY cool teacher about 10 weeks earlier, he had just gotton out from college and would let us do all these cool things, as long as we did our work. Well, one day, me and my best friend ask if we could get on the computer and he says "Sure" because at this time we were the only one with our work done. We are on www.freearcade.com playing WickyWoo 2 (Great game, try it out!) and our teacher comes up and asks what were doing and we tell him that were playing some games. Then he asks me if there is any way I could get him Mike Tyson's Puch Out on his computer. So, over the course of a few days, I get him PO (Classes are only 45 min, I only have about 20 min after work, and there connection is really slow. Plus, I had gone through 5 emulators untill I found one that worked) and when I finally got it, I turned the speekers WAY up so the class could hear it, and it IMMEDITALY gets everyones attention and they crowd around the computer. Mr. Logan runs up and yealls "YES!". So, over the next few days I get more ROMs but everyone wants to play PO.Then one day, these two kids argue over who will play PO next (And this was in 8th grade o_O) and sooner or later, they start a fist fight. I rush up there and help break it up, when I notice the monitor slipping, I rush over, catch it, place it back on the CPU, rush over back to the fight, and help break it up, which in the process I get elbowed in the side of my head. --- "...and i made out with a rock because i thought it was going to kill me...i'm very confident that it was a girl rock, though..."-shiatzu |
| From: SS4Brolly | Posted: 7/17/2003 10:05:56 PM | Message Detail |
| Woohoo! I've been sigged! (Page 6) There was this big black kid (Probebly 18, 6'2", 225 lbs) kept taking off his shirt in my American Drama class. He would just there for an hour day after day with his shirt off. Strangly enough, I think the teacher had no idea at all. Then in my Chem class last year, we were doing some lab were we had to make soup. You had to boil ethol acohol or some junk like that. I leave the burner for a sec to get a beaker. After I get it I turn around, and there is this massive 3' green flame where my experiment used to be. I just stood there and said "Nope, that can't be good for anything." No one got hurt, and I didn't get in trouble. --- "Within every fiber of your being, you truly are a Man-Slayer" |
| From: rpggamerjmb | Posted: 7/17/2003 10:12:00 PM | Message Detail |
| tags --- The best page in the universe http://maddox.xmission.com/ |
| From: ssj4android | Posted: 7/17/2003 10:41:55 PM | Message Detail |
| Saves for future reference. --- "It rained only twice last week - once for three days and once for four days.." http://www.ssj4android.tk/ |
| From: Casted Dreams | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:14:54 PM | Message Detail |
| There's this balcony that runs over the main room where
the front doors to the school are, see? On the last day of school, two gutsy
kids, one without a shirt, both with dreams in their hearts, ran along that
balcony with with these fluffy tiger and lion masks on. As they ran along
with their fluffy masks billowing in the wind, they dumped a good 15 pounds
of soy sauce packets on unsuspecting people parked below, and promptly disappeared.
As it turns out, the soy sauce packets had been stolen from the cafeteria
by the two in handfuls over the past 6 months, and were carefully transferred
from locker to locker as space and schedule allowed, only to end up all
over the majority of the student body as they left school. They were sophomores, and the administrators all figured it to be a senior prank, so nobody ever cared. I'm getting all misty eyed just remembering it. |
| From: cKy Skater | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:22:18 PM | Message Detail |
| Me and my friends got this blue tape and wrote "SEX" in
big letters with it on the cafeteria window. With the same tape we drew a huge dick on the window of the boys bathroom. My friends drew pictures of dicks and people having sex all over the school in pink pen. One of my friends would always pee on the walls at school. That's all I can think of for now. --- "I farted in my brother's mouth (he asked me to)" - Chaos201 |
| From: Death Scar | Posted: 7/18/2003 8:41:37 AM | Message Detail |
| Bump --- -//- Scar -//- Zero Wing 1,490,390 R2S2 Windows Pinball 21,198,000 |
| From: Smurfin31 | Posted: 7/18/2003 8:44:35 AM | Message Detail |
| while on a field trip to dc dillion was payed $20 to piss
on his own face. he ended up sitting in a bathtub trying to work up the
pressure to reach his face and surprisingly he made it --- hizzle |
| From: Session9 | Posted: 7/18/2003 8:53:00 AM | Message Detail |
| Someone set the soap dispenser on fire. --- These are not the Droids you are looking for... This room is....Green |
| From: Shadow Hedgehog II | Posted: 7/18/2003 9:32:14 AM | Message Detail |
| this one time i was using the school computer and this
annoying kid comes up and tells me to get off (one of these white wanna
be rapper punks who wear shirts that go down to like there knees) i had
been holding the mouse and he grabbed my hand to make me let go of it. well
since he was squeezin my hand pretty hard, i bit his thumb really hard and
he let go and used a different computer. hehehehe it actually broke his
skin >:-) --- sigs are stupid |
| From: armyofdrunkenhobos | Posted: 7/18/2003 9:38:19 AM | Message Detail |
| Tag --- "Good; Bad; I'm the guy with the gun." -Ash from Army of Darkness |
| From: the last crusader | Posted: 7/18/2003 9:58:17 AM | Message Detail |
| Lets see, I: -accidently hit some kid in the eye with a stool (long story) -was caught calling my 8th grade teacher a ****ing ***** -Accidently went to a fatty porn site -went to another porn site after being given an incorrect address for a game site -got caught on Ratemypoo.com --- He put a live brick in his pants, he named it boombots- Disco Joe on the dumb kid in daycare.Owner of Cujo the metroid |
| From: SS4Brolly | Posted: 7/18/2003 4:23:35 PM | Message Detail |
| -accidently hit some kid in the eye with a stool (long
story) Stool as in chair or feces? --- "Within every fiber of your being, you truly are a Man-Slayer" |
| From: the last crusader | Posted: 7/18/2003 4:25:43 PM | Message Detail |
| Chair, sorry to dissapoint you. --- He put a live brick in his pants, he named it boombots- Disco Joe on the dumb kid in daycare.Owner of Cujo the metroid |
| From: wwf nascar fan | Posted: 7/18/2003 5:05:50 PM | Message Detail |
| We had these 2 spanish people come to our school to put
on a concert. We had to sit by homeroom in the auditorium. Well, during
the concert, they started singing this word in spanish that sounded like
"p*n*s" (rhymes with bemis). So each time they would say that word, my 2
friends (Thomas & Brad) would yell P*N*S, and it would get louder each
time. Kinda like the SHOUT song. None of the teachers even cared, lol. This really isnt one about a kid at my school, but one day in the cafeteria the principal dropped her lunch tray, and the whole lunch room (200-300 people) go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" Oh and then last year in 8th grade in art class, this one popular kid drank the paint water we were using. YUCK! And he didnt even get paid. And our art teacher, for some reason, takes his camera to the bathroom with him, and he goes bewteen EVERY DAMN PERIOD! Gee, I wonder what he is doing in there?! Thats all I can think of for now, more l8er maybe. --- The hunt for caffeine begins! |
| From: MercenarySoldier | Posted: 7/18/2003 5:09:18 PM | Message Detail |
| one of my classmates during passing period...blew up a
cherry bomb hurting 4 people....my class room was just across the hall when
we heard that explosion...crazy and stupid... --- Don't be afraid your life will end;be afraid that it will never begin. |
| From: xXxfunkymunkyxXx | Posted: 7/18/2003 5:47:42 PM | Message Detail |
| this is a strange kid, he smoked paper he made a hate website about one of his teachers and i heard he once peed in a trash can --- funkymunky-Stop banning me! ~Mafia Godfather~ <ModHater> *PROUD PD(Z) VET/LEGEND* |
| From: ChronoXGP | Posted: 7/18/2003 5:51:36 PM | Message Detail |
| When ever anyone did anything in my cafeteria everyone
would go "Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" even though most people didn't know
what happened, but it would last for like five minutes before the principle
came in.......this would happen daily. --- I don't like sleeping with men, especially ugly ones-Vash the Stampede |
| From: Polished Car | Posted: 7/18/2003 7:04:19 PM | Message Detail |
| Some guy had taken a dump at my old middle school.
Well, not only that, but it was in the middle of the floor. Hehe...it doesn't
end there, though. Since a bunch of people were gathering around it, it
kind of looked like some people were fighting in the bathroom. The history
teacher ran up to the crowd, shoved his way to the front, and...surprise! ROFLMAO!! --- The beatings will cease once the morale improves. |
| From: UGA180 | Posted: 7/18/2003 7:18:58 PM | Message Detail |
| I know this stupid kid in 8th grade who sang in front
of 120 people at lunch... He had a tape to go as backround music, which
was lame, seeing how it was the theme to Celes' opera in Final Fantasy 6.
He sang about his love for her, a cheerleader no less, and she ran out crying
afterwards... Yep, sucks to be me... XD --- Bush is attacking Saddam Hussein, you're playing Super Mario Bros., NES Bush is attacking Saddam Hussein again, you're playing Super Mario Sunshine, GC |
| From: JoeyC134 | Posted: 7/18/2003 7:55:05 PM | Message Detail |
| And our art teacher, for some reason, takes his camera
to the bathroom with him, and he goes bewteen EVERY DAMN PERIOD! Gee, I
wonder what he is doing in there?! Maybe it's so none of you would steal it. --- I write mens room graffiti IN MY OWN BATHROOM - Lavos is ALIVE again |
| From: TheAngleSlam | Posted: 7/18/2003 7:59:59 PM | Message Detail |
| Here's some more stuff: -When ever someone popped a bag of potato chips (for some odd reason, it wasn't allowed) everyone would go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!" It drove all the administrators in the cafeteria crazy, and we all got yelled at countless times. Nobody cared :-D -When I was in first grade, a kid peed in his pants. -At my middle school, there was this huge guy who was one of the adminstrators. Nobody ever screwed around with him and got off without any punishment. Well, one day he took the day off and wasn't doing cafeteria duty, and guess what? FOOD FIGHT! And since none of the administrators had the guts to get involved, french fries, applesauce, milk, gatorade, and all other kinds of food were flying for over five minutes. Food was all over the cafeteria, and almost everyone had a food/drink stain on their clothing. -Five stink bombs were let off during the first week of this past school-year. -During elementary school, this guy (who was in high school at the time) skipped school, came up to the cafeteria windows, and mooned every single student sitting inside. He then made a run for it and hid on the school roof, only to be caught by a janitor. -A couple of my friends went back to our elementary school and started lobbing water balloons at all the kids on the last day of school. School security got involved, and one of the kids was caught. His parents, however, didn't give a ****. --- "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."-Dan Quayle Member of the JBPHC |
| From: Hideo Kojima | Posted: 7/18/2003 8:33:22 PM | Message Detail |
| This kid stuck some wires in an outlet and it started
smoking and the lights went out. --- "Oh dude, I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!"-Tucker from RvB |
| From: helpmeplease | Posted: 7/18/2003 9:12:47 PM | Message Detail |
| My friends and I poured about a box worth of macaroni
down the stairs at our school, twice. It was a three storey drop. Sadly,
we were caught and forced to clean up our mess. I dismantled a raduatir one day, and threw pieces of it out the window like a frisbee. This was in class, as the teacher was talking ^_^ There was this kid named Julian we didn't like. We hid his shoes in the swimming pool one time and it took him several hours to find them. My friends and I once went "bungee jumping" with a bunch of saran wrap we found on the sidewalk. I wasn't properly secured one time, and plummeted about 3 metres on to my back. Curiously, I wan't hurt at all. We put an orange in some little kid's boots. Our school has a festival every winter. It sucks, but it distracts everyone, so we always break into the school and throw crap around, i.e. garbage can's dropped three storeys to concrete, carpet rolled out on stairs, etc. We had a girl in our grade 4 class named Krystal. She often claimed that she was a "vampire hunter". She had several outbursts of anger which included much yelling, and tipping/throwing of desks and chairs. Then one day she tried to jump out the window. We never saw her after that. Then one day about a month ago (several years later) I saw her on the bus. o_O A guy named Brandon once noticed that there was a crack in a little window in the bottom of one of the doors. (It's hard to explain,looks like this...) ______ |______| |_#__#_| # = windows |______| X = window in question |_#__#_| |______| |_#__X_| Nobody ever knew what these dwarf-size windows were for, which may be why Brandon did not hesitate to kick it. As you may expect, the window promptly shattered, cutting his leg severely. He needed a lot of stiches. What was he thinking? We may never know. The same kid also lit his binder on fire, in broad daylight within easy view of the entire faculty. He was punished rather severely... --- http://liam22.deviantart.com http://www.ddrcanada.tk |
| From: helpmeplease | Posted: 7/18/2003 9:17:47 PM | Message Detail |
| *radiator* o_O Not sure how that one happened... --- http://liam22.deviantart.com http://www.ddrcanada.tk |
| From: Goro | Posted: 7/18/2003 9:30:36 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was in 6th grade, my friend and I were in class
all by ourselves talking. Suddenly, he sees a class walking toward a window
in the room. So he gets up, runs toward the window while undoing his pants
at the same time, and he jumps at the window with his pants down trying
to jump-moon the class. LOL, sure enough his ass went right through the
window! It was the funniest thing I'd evr seen. The window didn't exactly
break, instead it was just a perfect hole where his butt went through...
Good times... -Goro --- "Canada!!! WooHoo!!! Beer!!!!!!!!!!" *blows airhorn* -Kelso "Alright Kelso, you're not going." -Eric |
| From: ArcaneLore | Posted: 7/18/2003 9:52:50 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, I got the bus driver fired in 8th grade for... 1. Playing that station that has Eminem on it(with swearing) 2. Playing music SO loud that it gave me a headache AND my friend and I had to SHOUT to here each other 3. Allowing all the little Bad*** wannabee idiots to swear loudly along with the music. Swearing back in eigth grade used to mean suspensions, SO... I called transportation and got a bus driver that DID NOT PLAY MUSIC. All the kids swearing got detentions, too. Good times, good times. Being able to hear yourself SPEAK on the bus = $100 Getting a bus driver fired = $50 Getting all the kids I hate(ALL of them) = priceless --- "I formatted my hard drive and reinstall the OS to get rid of that." -whosthemen talking about spyware |
| From: annoying hamster | Posted: 7/18/2003 10:09:04 PM | Message Detail |
| Our teacher caught a boy whacking off in class one day. In second grade. --- I'm a bounty-hunter. I hunts bounties. WOO-cha! I like virgin blood with my baby. -Falcor |
| From: bbqchickenguy | Posted: 7/18/2003 10:17:40 PM | Message Detail |
| Some kid threw a rock at a seagull at lunch. It died.
It's the state bird of Utah. The senator of Utah even talked to the kid
and gave him a fine or something. This is in Boise, so that's as about as
crazy as it gets here.... --- When I was in grade 5, the most I knew about sex was that girls had the cooties. ~ ZeldaCube |
| From: SetoKaibaFan | Posted: 7/18/2003 10:24:50 PM | Message Detail |
| Lit 4 smokebombs in cafeteria. --- "But if it's old enough to pee it's old enough for me!"-uboar66 |
| From: SetoKaibaFan | Posted: 7/18/2003 10:25:55 PM | Message Detail |
| Lit 4 smoke bombs in cafeteria. --- "But if it's old enough to pee it's old enough for me!"-uboar66 |
| From: Lokathor | Posted: 7/18/2003 10:31:56 PM | Message Detail |
| I know this stupid kid in 8th grade who sang in front
of 120 people at lunch... He had a tape to go as backround music, which
was lame, seeing how it was the theme to Celes' opera in Final Fantasy 6.
He sang about his love for her, a cheerleader no less, and she ran out crying
afterwards... funny you should say that, i think that the guy that your talking about is a GameFaqs user as well. he told the story on a differnt board quite a while ago, think it was the Poarch ir the hallway.... --- "Yes, I could make that game better, I could vastly improve it... highlight everything then hit delete." -jacob10d referring to F.A.T.A.L. |
| From: wwf nascar fan | Posted: 7/18/2003 10:41:44 PM | Message Detail |
| I heard this story from my dad's friend. It was 1976 at
Decorah High School. My dad's friend (Mark) was in the cafeteria for the
un-supervised study hall for the senoirs. The Boy's Golf coach came out
of the boys locker room with a tub full of golf balls, and set them on the
cafeteria table and told the guys in study hall to watch them as he went
back to his classroom to teach. About a minute before the bell was to ring
to end that class, they took the tub of golf balls and when the bell finally
rang, they rolled all of the balls down the hallway. So as people were coming
out of their classes, they were tripping and falling on golf balls. Some
of the balls made it all the way down to the current Industrial Technology
room, which was all the way down the hall, opposite of the cafeteria. The
funny thing about that is....they never found out who actually did it. Oh, and last year (my freshman year) there were these sophomores sitting at this table in the cafeteria in front of this trophy case. They were dipping pickles in ketchup and throwing them at this trophy case, causing them to slide off and hit the floor. But, it was a race, whomever's pickle fell of the trophy case first, won. --- The hunt for caffeine begins! |
| From: Vim19 | Posted: 7/18/2003 11:03:23 PM | Message Detail |
| 8th grade- I was putting away some basketballs and a kid
came in the doorway and threw one in my direction. I told him, "Hey watch
it!" His response: "That was Jeremy." [no Jeremys in the school at the time
and we were the only two there] 10th grade- Fake bomb threat, we were evacuated, police showed up, but we didn't miss any class [first period that day was an assembly] Nothing too crazy here -_- --- The sweet is not as sweet without the sour I am a fighter, not a lover |
| From: Neff | Posted: 7/18/2003 11:08:44 PM | Message Detail |
| A couple of years ago a girl went streaking through the
cafeteria wrapped in cellophane. Some idiot stoner lit a urinal on fire (however the **** he did that). Somebody killed himself in the parking lot after getting dumped (what a wuss). One of the teachers' tires were slashed (he was openly gay). That's all I can remember at the moment. --- Acronyms are not your friend. |
| From: Gott | Posted: 7/18/2003 11:11:48 PM | Message Detail |
| once our school found a lunch bag under a water fountian
and thought it was a bomb. the next day, people brought in lunch bags and wrote BOMB on it to insult the school. the same thing happened one year later. --- HuH¿ |
| From: EZCheese | Posted: 7/18/2003 11:22:25 PM | Message Detail |
| I wanked off into my pants in english once..... mmmm good times..... ..... wank..... mmm... --- *does t3h h4rdk0r3 h0k3y p0k3y* I would write a theme song for EZCheese, but I can't top the one he wrote for himself... - DropShot191 |
| From: Aelia | Posted: 7/18/2003 11:23:53 PM | Message Detail |
| There was a kid at my school who we called "Big D" and
he went around to all the bathrooms and went #2 in all the sinks. Girls
bathrooms were included. Around the school he was know as the "Poop Phantom" --- Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker. - Rounders(best movie ever) |
| From: evil cricket | Posted: 7/18/2003 11:30:35 PM | Message Detail |
| 1. we paid a friend $2 to swallow 2 quarters(he got to
keep the quarters afterwards.... dont worry, he caughed them back up) (same friend) taped his foot up to his ass, so that he had to hop around. the substitute is old.... like late 70's early 80's. well, she chased him around the room carrying scissors..... actually, she kinda walked while he hopped. 2. a friend had a plastic baggie of crushed up altoids. the teacher saw it, and asked what it was. he responded by eating/snorting the whole bag.... he got detention because the teacher said it could have been a drug, and she didnt know if it would kill him and she didnt want to be responsible 3. a guy played pocket pool in class.... and got caught 4. a friend crushed up some sweet tarts, and snorted them 5. 2 of my friends spray painted "Smoke Weed Every Day" on the side of the building. they either got in school suspension or suspended for a few days. 6. a guy did pcp dust in class. he passed out, and the teacher kicked him then yelled at him.... she took him to the office and he got suspended 7. i made a nuce, and a coach saw it and took it away. i told him i wasnt going to do anything with it, and he said he would hang me with it 8. i would throw gushers on the floor/in milk/on pizza/whatever, and my best friend ate them 9. a guy tried to make a fake id during a computer class. he got caught, and had to talk to the principal.... who didnt give a **** about it. 10. we all made fun of the spanish/english teacher.... to her face..... and she would say that it was true thats all i got for the moment --- The sign, on the back of the car, said Critters of Hollywood, you dumb ****!!! - Silent Bob |
| From: IVIiles Prower | Posted: 7/18/2003 11:44:07 PM | Message Detail |
| Once, during fifth grade, this kid threw up after he said
he had a big breakfast, and we were all trying to guess what type of cereal
he ate. I guessed it and won $5... --- "Paradise is like Disneyland with hookers." - Lupin III |
| From: ozzy19 | Posted: 7/18/2003 11:55:20 PM | Message Detail |
| my friend peed his pants in class for 5 bucks(he was 14) --- RS Name- Ozzy19(lvl 50) |
| From: cmagi21 | Posted: 7/19/2003 12:06:06 AM | Message Detail |
| there are 3 things that come to mind: 1. In science class in 7th grade my friend (who was sitting right next to me) bumped a torch thing and set the table on fire. First time I've ever heard a teacher yell "OH ****!!" in class. 2. In 8th grade during PE, another friend and I put all of kids backpacks straps as small as they would go (these things would barely fit 1st graders when we were done with them). It was the funniest thing I've ever seen watching trying to get there backpacks on and saying "what the ****" every ten seconds. 3. In 9th grade, someone pulled the fire arlarm. 5 seconds went by, then a kid ran down the hall with his shirt on his head screaming "OMG!! WERE ALL GONNA DIE! OMFG!!" --- "In Denmark, rap is the sound a duck makes." -Feet in snow |
| From: shadow4587 | Posted: 7/19/2003 12:48:10 AM | Message Detail |
| a chemistry teacher had his job rescinded when he was
caught with pot on campus, as well as pr0n one kid randomly just bought 5 cokes, opened them, and threw them at people one teahcer bodyslammed a kid one couple was caught neked during lunchtime... in public... so stupid an adult math teacher cried when every kid in her math class sharpened their pencil, one after another a pe teacher weighs 400 pounds --- goldfinger > classic rock - posted by coreyisblack on the lue... |
| From: skinnee11 | Posted: 7/19/2003 12:52:53 AM | Message Detail |
| It was my sophomore year about ten years ago (yes, I'm
old). I was in my English class and the damn fluorescent light above me
was flickering, this angered me. While the teacher was talking I asked the
kid next to me if I could borrow his desk, he complied and I set it on top
of mine. Climbed on top of both of them, unhooked the cover and took out
the light. Got off the desk and walked out the door. Keep in mind we had
college style campus with about ten different buildings. I walked from E,
far north end of campus, to A, far south of campus, down to the janitors
office and asked for a new light. Walked all the way back, climbed back
on the desks, put the light in, latched the cover, got down gave the kid
his desk back, sat in mine and asked the teacher "So, what did I miss?"
Needless to say he wasn't very happy. Got into a serious debate with a teacher about which was better for you: Alcohol or beer. Got kicked out of a class for the rest of the year for asking a teacher why her drawing of FDR looked like Jay Leno. My senior year we had a bunch of new rules about weapons and violence and such. Every day for 13 weeks I went to the principal and asked him if random things could be considered as weapons (baseball bat, tennis racket, the pins on people's letter jackets, paperclips, etc, etc...) --- Happiness isn't happiness without a violin playing goat |
| From: roundsy10 | Posted: 7/19/2003 12:59:47 AM | Message Detail |
| Ok, i have one that took place during a drama class, we
were all running around pretending to be planes, (the teacher had problems
seeing as we were high school students) As the teacher leaves to go to her
desk for one second, a boy named Kyle pulls out a lighter and proceeds to
put it up to another boys head well lit. As you can tell this was set for
disaster, the flame caught the hair and picture this, a huge flame of green
and red spurs up and Kyle starts hitting the kid in the back of the head
where the flame is yelling, "Your hair is on fire! your hair is on fire!"
He was caught a couple days later, and for the rest of the class the room
smelt very funny. --- XBOX Live Tag: Roundsy, Add me to your friends list for mechassault! Master Chief deserves to win the summer contest. |
| From: WiNg0455 | Posted: 7/19/2003 1:14:25 AM | Message Detail |
| this isn't a kid, its a teacher. so we're sitting in science
class and the teahcer dumps alcohol on his desk. Then, he turn soff the
lights AND LIGHTS HIS DESK ON FIRE! it was great. wouldve been better if people didn't tell me before hand. heres another one. ok after taking tests in American History, we would sit there and talk. So, somehow we get to talking about the fire stations. we were argueing about how many there were in the city. so, the teacher sends a student to the office, and tells them to ask the secratary to check for us. so, the secratary calls up the police station, and 5 minutes later we find out there were 4 fire stations in the city. good, no? --- http://denim.bbboy.net/rwf <---RWF, BEST EFED EVAR! I survived the LUE. |
| From: vicecitystalker | Posted: 7/19/2003 1:28:26 AM | Message Detail |
| LMAO-great topic! --- The last piece of *** I got was when my finger broke through the toilet paper. |
| From: Unsane2clown | Posted: 7/19/2003 1:42:00 AM | Message Detail |
| Kyle pulls out a lighter and proceeds to put it up
to another boys head well lit. As you can tell this was set for disaster,
the flame caught the hair and picture this, a huge flame of green and red
spurs up and Kyle starts hitting the kid in the back of the head where the
flame is yelling, "Your hair is on fire! your hair is on fire!" Bahahahahah! --- My leg hurts... Maybe it's cancer - Adaptation |
| From: I have no name | Posted: 7/19/2003 1:49:25 AM | Message Detail |
| one time during lunch me and some friends were talking
when I found a small plastic bag. I went to the bathroom, pissed in it then
went around asking people to drink it. theres also this one guy on are football
team who is well, to put it simply....crazy. He humps peoples legs, runs
across the field waving his arms like a madman, will just be walking along
and will just kinda fall asleep and still be walking. *theres alot more
but I dont feel like typing it all up* Were all alittle worryed about him,
even are coach thinks he's nuts. --- PSO characters- Duffgirl lv17 RAmarl |
| From: LZPanzer | Posted: 7/19/2003 2:21:57 AM | Message Detail |
| i wore my pants inside out one day. when i got to lunch,
i had to reach down my pants to get money from my pockets. i got some weird
looks that day... when i was in first grade i forgot money for ice cream, so i got a small piece of paper and wrote "50¢" and handed it to the lunch lady explaining it was a cheque. i guess she thought i was some poor kid and felt sorry for me because she acted like it was real. --- Every time someone buys an eMachines, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens! Build your PC! |
| From: JIM Crockett | Posted: 7/19/2003 2:29:10 AM | Message Detail |
| me and my friend onetime started snorting stuff, i snorted
graham crackers, then cayenne pepper, then wasabi, i couldn't breath out
of my nose for like a week oh and i have a few others, i took a **** in my football coaches office, i went streaking during a girls soccer game, i knew this one idiot who jumped out of a 3 story building, my next stupid stunt will probably cowtipping --- Xbox Live Gamertag: elitehitman |
| From: sma11KAcTussss | Posted: 7/19/2003 2:41:56 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- Usually someone would ask: does a cactus have needles or leaves? Neither. They're spines. |
| From: MasterChiefHaloX | Posted: 7/19/2003 3:00:56 AM | Message Detail |
| Well this all happned in the same day in the 10th grade,
me and 2 of my friends were walking around the halls during lunchtime, so
we all 3 went into the upstairs bathroom, for the HUGE rolls of toilet paper
and threw about 7 of them out the window so they would roll down the hill
in the courtyard where everyone ate lunch, it was a windy day so the paper
was ALL over the place and getting on poeples tables and all who were eating
outside and the kids who freestyled, then i called my teacher a "sexual
prefrence insult" and walked out of class and, walked off campus with a
friend and was chased all the way around the campus by fat security gaurds
on bikes, and made our way to the local conviniant store, bought some *cough*non-non-alcoholic
beverages*cough*. what a fun day that was... oh and we told some racist
jokes to the administrator at the main office, and she threatened to call
the principal down... --- I have just purchase this game. I have some trouble. How do you ejaculate from plane? Bean0 on BF1942 board |
| From: Sczoyd | Posted: 7/19/2003 3:07:41 AM | Message Detail |
| This is something I did. Okay, now first off, you have to know that this was at a private Christian School. It was before Christmas, and we were doing door decoration contests. They'd put like four people into a group, and decorate the door with Christmas themes. Well, by some stroke of luck (bad luck for them) they put me (a demented person) into a group with three other demented people. Under my demented leadership, we somehow agreed to make our decoration Nuclear Christmas. We made a cotton-ball mushroom cloud, and I drew a skeletal Santa Claus with skeletal reindeer flying over a partially-destroyed city, and we partially melted little army men and put them in the mushroom cloud. Oh man, some of the looks that one got... They stopped doing door decorating contests until I graduated. --- I'm not crazy, but my other personalities are. |
| From: RogueWarrior | Posted: 7/19/2003 3:30:14 AM | Message Detail |
| In early elementary school, I was outside during gym and
had to go to the bathroom. I asked the gym teacher if I could go and she
said "Sure, go over there." She pointed to the school doors which had a
bathroom right inside but I thought she pointed at the wall. So I ran over,
unzipped, and released right on the school wall. I turned around and found
the other 25 students staring with their jaws dropped. The worst part was,
the black-top was uneven so the urine flowed all the way out to the middle
of the playground. I got a letter sent home to my parents. In late elementary school, the 'special' students had the same classroom as all the the other students, but at diffrent times. We came in for class and one girl sat down and said her seat was all wet. It turned out that one of the 'special' students couldnt hold it and wet his pants...and the seat. Poor girl. In middle school, one girl with braces was 'pleasuring' some guy before school in the boys' locker room. Her braces got caught on one of his hairs and some teachers had to help get it unstuck. Wow, just wow. Last year, President Bush came to my high school to sign some education bill. Nothing crazy happened though but I got to see him. --- The Rogue - Agile, Intelligent, Wise. The Warrior - Strong, Loyal, Courageous. |
| From: RogueWarrior | Posted: 7/19/2003 3:33:27 AM | Message Detail |
| One more. My friend Tom and I were talking to some girls at a school football game. One of them had a firecracker and a lighter but wasnt sure if she wanted to light it. I volunteered to light it but my friend stopped me and said I would get suspended or expelled. I listened to him. But later, the girls took the firecracker out and started to light it. My friend was paying attention, I shoved him over and said, "Tom...Tom...time to go!" She threw it in the trashcan and we all took off running. BAM!! We came back a few minutes later, the whole place was swarming with cops. --- The Rogue - Agile, Intelligent, Wise. The Warrior - Strong, Loyal, Courageous. |
| From: Andy Richter | Posted: 7/19/2003 3:39:28 AM | Message Detail |
| "We made a cotton-ball mushroom cloud, and I drew a
skeletal Santa Claus with skeletal reindeer flying over a partially-destroyed
city, and we partially melted little army men and put them in the mushroom
cloud." That actually sounds pretty sweet --- Do you like Mythology? Sign the petition for a Mythology board: http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=7490028 |
| From: Flexible Bullet | Posted: 7/19/2003 4:00:01 AM | Message Detail |
| My friends and I have our hangout spot out in the courtyard.
Above it there's an open staircase that leads to the second floor. Basically
you can see over the courtyard from the balcony type thingy. On the last
day of school a bunch of cops were watching us (hey, according to them the
people who wear mostly black are all psycho killers. Bastards...). The attention
from the cops annoyed me greatly, so I climbed the staircase. We used to
jump from the balcony all the time until they sent a monitor out to watch
us. I jumped from it onto the ground below (near the cops). It friggin scared
one of them and he fell over on his bike. I ran off screaming "Viva la revolucion!".
The cameras never found out who I was because I was pulling a Cornholio
with my shirt. Good times... Another time, my friend was jumping against the glass walls to try to get into the building. He was just jumping to be funny. He finally broke one and cut the **** out of his wrist. It was just funny to see a huge glass window be jumped through unexpectedly. Also, I ONCE bought pot from school. I get it on my own now, but I was young and stupid. I was wearing a long sleeve jacket, as was my friend, so you couldn't really see the weed then handoff took place. However, I didn't notice the camera right across from where we were standing until after the handoff. It saw everything. I got paranoid as hell so I went outside to a more crowded place. I saw some cops come out and they were looking around so I did a Mission Impossible type stunt and dove behind some bushes and a slab of concrete. Man...that was one slick move. Final story...In the courtyard there's an elevated concrete part that's a few feet off the ground. Near it there's a tree. Me, being the monkey that I am would regularly jump to it (quite a distance) from the elevated part. One time a peice of wood stabbed my hand so I had to let go and fell in the friggin trashcan that's right next to it. That sucked horribly... Man, I suck at telling stories. They were much funnier in person... --- A palace in receivership, a jester with a busted lip, a catalog of crooked answers... --Harvey Danger |
| From: Iepry corn | Posted: 7/19/2003 4:24:35 AM | Message Detail |
| this didnt happen at school but it was on the way home
from school My friend was on a bus going home from school and he found a lighter on his seat, he was sitting right behind the driver and thought it would be fun to light a piece of paper. As he lit it the driver smelt the burning and thought the bus was on fire so he go everyone off the bus, phoned the police and 2 fire engines came and all my friend had to do was write a letter of apology to each person involved and that was only aout 4 people. then the next day in school he missed the first 2 periods cos our deputy head was giving him lectures about not burning things and she asked him if he was on drugs. she even said "if you are on drugs i won't tell anyone and i wont even expell you" and that is just totally crazy --- Preserve wildlife Pickle a squirrel |
| From: RogueWarrior | Posted: 7/19/2003 4:29:35 AM | Message Detail |
| More stories are coming back to my mind. I'll post them
when they come up. One or two years ago, I heard so much about a guy who brought a handgun to school. Some people were scared senseless but it didnt bother me. I didnt know who the guy was. Last January, I went down to MEPS in Louisville to enlist in the U.S. Marine Corps. I had to spend the night in a hotel with a roomate. He asked me if I remember when someone brought a gun to school. I told him yes and he said he was the one who was supposed to be shot. The armed student's girlfriend warned him about it and told the principal. Lucky guy. In the 6th grade we were experimenting with citric acid in a class project. My partner stuck the cup of acid against his nose and snorted as hard as he could. He almost fell out of his chair and his face turned red. The teacher started yelling "Aaron! Dont fool around!". He started clawing at his own face and screaming "Oh...God!" The teacher continued her yelling. He screamed "God! It burns! Agg!" The teacher then told him to go to the principals office. Hello!? You got a student that's dying right in front of you!! I later found out that the office had to call poison control. He's fine now but it could have been worse. --- The Rogue - Agile, Intelligent, Wise. The Warrior - Strong, Loyal, Courageous. |
| From: paradisegamer | Posted: 7/19/2003 4:36:46 AM | Message Detail |
| Meh, couple things came to mind... 1) Guy drove a tractor to school 2) While construction was happening, a kid climbed up to the top of a crane 3) A bunch of seniors formed the "Cowboy Club" where about 10 of them drove to school in a pick up wearing cowboy hats and playing racist country music. They even made a sign. **NOTE** Yes. I live in the stix of central PA. --- Welcome to my opinion. |
| From: Chuckobo | Posted: 7/19/2003 4:39:26 AM | Message Detail |
| We have bagracks ok? To put our bags on... There's this senior nerd and nobody seems to like him. Well the jocks in our grade decided to play little joke. They brought in padlocks/chains and other security items in... And they fully chained this guy's bag to the rack... The bell rang in the afternoon, and it was time for eveyrone to go home. And this guy had to leave his bag at shcool for nearly a week. The jock didn't own up for ages, until then it wasn't funny anymore. But then they did it to a teacher, they took her handbag and chained it to one of those seats in the cafeteria... which are cemented to the ground. We laughed, then the whole group got detention + suspension. Funny. --- Warning: Putting a TOS violation in your signature is grounds for an immediate loss of your account. |
| From: TehSpecialVet0rz | Posted: 7/19/2003 4:41:43 AM | Message Detail |
| Lmao! One day me and my friends stole some Exlax from
the local mini mart and slipped some into my teachers coffee. But it didn't
dissolve, so he found it and got hella pissed. And he knew it was
us too, but he was cool and didn't get us in trouble. And on the last day
of school, he made a speech and mentioned how he liked our "chocolate coffee".
XD --- You're like a blind man picking out p0rn. - Stiffler |
| From: BamBam3 | Posted: 7/19/2003 4:44:08 AM | Message Detail |
| One time in art class we were getting our indian masks
back so before class some guy volunteered to takes his mask and hide in
the closet, and when the teacher opened it.... well the teacher yelled "HOLY
****ING ****" and fell backwards causing paint to fall all over him R.O.F.L |
| From: TehSpecialVet0rz | Posted: 7/19/2003 4:47:17 AM | Message Detail |
| We have bagracks ok? To put our bags on... There's this senior nerd and nobody seems to like him. Well the jocks in our grade decided to play little joke. They brought in padlocks/chains and other security items in... And they fully chained this guy's bag to the rack... The bell rang in the afternoon, and it was time for eveyrone to go home. And this guy had to leave his bag at shcool for nearly a week. The jock didn't own up for ages, until then it wasn't funny anymore. But then they did it to a teacher, they took her handbag and chained it to one of those seats in the cafeteria... which are cemented to the ground. We laughed, then the whole group got detention + suspension. Funny. That's not funny, thats cruel. Its jocks and stupid ****s like you that cause kids like him to do stuff like Columbine. I feel pity on you... --- You're like a blind man picking out p0rn. - Stiffler |
| From: Nicolaz | Posted: 7/19/2003 4:58:34 AM | Message Detail |
| There this "non-straight" kid (about 12 years old), and
one day he grabbed a nerd, poor kid, and he started banging him against
the biscuit automat, everyone was like o_0 --- All your base are belong to us |
| From: glenn frog knight | Posted: 7/19/2003 5:04:16 AM | Message Detail |
| I tried to pick up a hot glass with some tongs. It has
some weird crap in it. The guy in front of me almost pissed his pants he was so scared. I also broke the glass. --- Est Sularus oth Mithas: My Honor is My Life Is the proud Pet Frog of the Lance! I am the Bumson! |
| From: madhair60 | Posted: 7/19/2003 5:16:35 AM | Message Detail |
| One of my friends wanted be do something "Out there" for
the last day of Junior School, so he skipped lessons and hid outside in
a bush. For six hours. In clear view of absolutely everyone in the upper
years. With no food or drink. He didn't get caught. --- "Siggy Siggy Sig. Siggy Siggy Siggy Sig. Siggy Siggy Sig"~ Haiku (As corrected by DeadWolfe) |
| From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 7/19/2003 5:17:47 AM | Message Detail |
| Not really crazy, but my class got every teacher we had
fired or they quit when I was in 4th grade-8th grade. Another time, in 7th grade someone had started a fire in his desk, then put the papers on the floor and proceeded to stomp them out, leaving burn marks in the floor. He got kicked out the following day. In 8th grade my friend lit and threw a firecracker in class. Funny stuff. My friend told me about a senior prank that happened at his school. The senior class broke into school and REPAINTED everything. They had shoe prints on the ceiling, painted racing stripes all over the side of the school, and painted the roof and everything. I heard that they were caught, each fined $1000, and then sent to jail. Didn't even get to graduate. --- Pinoy Clan Ninja Panda Proud member of Team Family Fun - DJ 6T9 |
| From: thekingofmean | Posted: 7/19/2003 5:24:16 AM | Message Detail |
| This one time at band camp..... lol sorry i just
had to say that. ok well i have lots of stories 1.one my friend kicked our principle in his *special area* he got kicked out of school(the kid not the principle) 2.my other friend wrote a newspaper about all the teachers doing drugs and having uh.... sexual relations. it also included the names of all the *diseases* that the teachers had explaining why she was such a *****, why his nose was too big(pinnochio~ITUS)LOL XD 3.i was in detention for peeing on the floor, and then i made a fart noise(didn't even sound real more like a baby crying) and got into more trouble i wasnt alowed to come back for 8 days! XD good times... i do have tons of other stories about me and my friends but not ATM. --- i can see the look on your face through your window that u are starting to get frightened ~Evilone |
| From: Ultima Fury | Posted: 7/19/2003 5:27:10 AM | Message Detail |
| Several years ago, some idiot lit some firecrackers during
the middle of recess. This was right after the Columbine incident. --- I'm in the world domination business, not the bling bling business. -Dr. Evil |
| From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 7/19/2003 5:32:14 AM | Message Detail |
| One time, I was in Second Grade and I yelled out, "****
you!" to my friend in class. It was the beginning of the day and everyone
was all talking and stuff, and I was talking to him, and apparantly he walked
away and didn't want to listen, so when I looked up and he wasn't there,
I yelled out the f-bomb, and only one person heard me, and she narced on
me. *****. I still don't like her. --- Pinoy Clan Ninja Panda Proud member of Team Family Fun - DJ 6T9 |
| From: sasuke6 | Posted: 7/19/2003 5:50:25 AM | Message Detail |
| One time at camp (not much of a camp, spent half of the time there in dorms) anyway, we were all meant to go to sleep, and as usual no one did and there was a 'war' between the two dorms, and one kid stayed just behind the door, waiting to scare the hell out of the next 'attacker' anyway the next person to enter the dorm was a teacher, and the kid jumped forward and onto him, I am serious, onto him, the teachers then decided to tie him to a tree for the rest of the night, funny as hell. |
| From: Chuckobo | Posted: 7/19/2003 6:05:33 AM | Message Detail |
| We have a one month camp program at our school. They send us out hmm... around several 100 KM away from home to some special camp site. They have all basic outback bush facilities there. And they teach us how to survive in the open and stuff. it was DAMN worthwhile going there... If i ever get stuck in a forest alone... *evil grin* anyways, one night my guy dorm and the other guy dorm (only around 10 meters walking space between them), decided to have a night fight. our dorm had the better advantage, some guys had put water in pizza trays and frozen them in the fridge... and basically when they other dorm came out, we let fly with the ice discs. We didn't hit any of them of course, we smacked the iron roof and they were liek "OMG What was that!"? the other dorm fully freaked out. and then some guy from our dorm snuck over and did this HUGE poop in front of their toilet. Nobody saw, cuz they were busy hosing us with water and stuff... Damn funny. We had a major foodfight in almost pitch black, and then one guy from our dorm climbed on their roof and put a huge lamp there, and it started attracting LOADS of moths/flying ant thingies... and man it was funny. they were too freaked before they could retaliate, and then we locked our screen doors and went to bed (there was no real "door"... the dorms had just a veranda and 3 rooms behind it, a kitchen and yeah... easy access) damn funny, and somehow the girls got photos of that fight... O_o... when their dorm is 240 meters away from ours, and it was like 10 pm at night... --- Warning: Putting a TOS violation in your signature is grounds for an immediate loss of your account. |
| From: Braska | Posted: 7/19/2003 6:16:27 AM | Message Detail |
| I live in ireland so nothing ever happens much. But at
lunch time most of the guys in my year, me inlcuded (the ones who like and
play sports whatever at least) go out and play football (or soccer, as you
crazy americans call it). Anyway halfway through the match a lanky guy goes to the side of the pitch for a whizz to relieve himself. Surrounding the side of the pitch was a huge ditch with nettles. So he heads to the nettles to relieve himself. This us the guy who everybody messesaround with, don't get me wrong, he is popular, but he pays for his popularity with being slapped around and basically being the punching bag. So this other guy runs up behind him for a laugh and does a flying kick into his back, and the lanky guy flys face first into the ditch full of nettles with his hands still holding his wang. The match wouldn't start up again for another ten minutes, because everybody was on the ground laughing their ass off and pointing at him. You should of seen him, his face was totally messed up, and he was scratching his crotch alot for the next coup0le of days. |
| From: Zeromavhunter | Posted: 7/19/2003 6:19:19 AM | Message Detail |
| Oh man. I have TONS. Sixth Grade:. 1) One day almost the entire class got very bored so we all threw pencils into the ceiling. We had over 100 in there before some nerdy girl noticed and told the teacher. He just laughed. 2) This one older kid who was always pickin' on little people got his backpack thrown into the dumpster. He climbed in to get it, people closed it, sat on it, and wouldn't let him out. 3 people got suspended. 3) These two losers who are complete stoners stold a car two shotguns, and one hand gun at 4:OO AM. They were planning to blow some people away. The school was locked down until 5th period. Didn't have to work at all. =) They got expelled and someone said they went to juvee. 4) One Friday, My friend Jacob told me he was going to flood a class room. I didn't believe him. I come to school on monday, they have 30 desks outside and calss is bein' taught out side that day, because the classroom was flooded and the floor warped. :O 5) Someone kicked the viceprincipal down the stairs. (He was the biggest *bleep* in the world.) 6) During an assembly, a kid runs out of the boys locker room, and streaks for like 10 minutes. Everyone was laughing while some teachers tried to catch him. He got suspended for a week. Seventh Grade: 1) My friend through a hard core porn magazine on my literature teacher's desk. She noticed it first period and flipped out. It was so funny. He was never caught. 2) The same friend put a wet condom in the hot girls desk. The same teacher saw it, and flipped out again. Three days later, he was caught, and pleaded guilty. 3) I climbed on the roof and sceamed I was "TIM! KING OF THE GODS!" That got so many laughes. The PE teacher told me to knock it off and I said, "How dare you speak to me like that mere mortal!" I got detention. 4) I sold 4 smoke bombs and a kid lit one in the bathroom. Purple smoke comes out and the fire alarm goes off. He got suspended, I got $10.00 5) Towards the end of the year, I took a giant green wagon from the storage room (with the teacher's permission -.-) and had my friend push me at full speed. One day, I put a cardboard sign "The Timobile" on it. The day after that I brought a sheet (which I used as a cape) to school and we drove it around. One time my friend was driving and scratched the wall, flipped, and rolled it. These were some of the funnies days. 6) Six students are suspended for sniffing Kool-Aid. 7) We got to sumo wrestle once in Social Studies. We had a little tournament and I lost in the final round against the teacher. Oddly enough, I'm a skinny little guy. 8) In science, we had this electric ball thing. You touched it and your hair went crazy. Anyway, we had this rod, and when you put it a certain distance it made mini-lightning bolts. I asked what would happen if I touched one, the teacher told me not to try. I put my finger pretty close, then fell down like I was electrocuted. Fooled everyone except 2 of my friends. 9) The only day it snowed (4 inches) we got to have a snowball fight instead of Social Studies. To be continued. --- |¯¯\/¯¯| ./_\ \ \ / / |_| \/ |_|/_/\_\ \_/ |
| From: Zeromavhunter | Posted: 7/19/2003 6:19:42 AM | Message Detail |
| Continued. Eighth Grade: 1) Some friends and I take cardboard boxes and "Card-board" off the small (10ft) roofs onto the grass. 2) A kid downs a bottle of syrup and pukes it up two days later. 3) Principal's car is covered with meat, when it peels off, so does the paint. The car was also TP'd. 4)Before the other school arrived at out soccer game, we were goofing around. My friend pantsed the toughest kid (Dustin) in the school and took off. Dustin took off after him and I slide tackled him, pulled his shorts off and ran. We threw them into a tree. The coach didn't make us run because he didn't want to wind is before the game started. 5)My Algebra 1 teacher blows up a barbeque and scorches 2 bushes and the roof. That was freakin' AWESOME, and no one was hurt. 6) Whenever the slutty girls fell asleep, Mrs. Evans would dump water on them to wake them off. Hilarious every time. 7) This really moody kid tripped. I said "Learn how to walk." He threw a desk at me, which hit my shin. I got up to KEEL him, but the desk also hit Dustin (the tough kid from earlier). He tackled the kid, grabbed him by the hair, and slammed his head into the ground super-violently. So much blood.. so much suspension. @_@ 8) I bought a pair of SOAPs and before PE, I was grinding a rail. The hottest girl in the world walked into the bottom. I was like "MOVE!" But she didn't. I landed on her and didn't get up (on purpose) for like a minute. <-- teh best A note about that school: We had three people taken out on stretcher/gernies in one year. Freshmen year 1) Our rival school burned an "A" into our football field. Giant fight between two schools. 2) My friend blew a hole in a desk in chemistry. 3) The legend. Back when I was in 6th grade, the Juniors pulled a prank on the seniors by flooding the senior quad. They didn't just turn on sinks, they busted them open. The entire school flooded. --- |¯¯\/¯¯| ./_\ \ \ / / |_| \/ |_|/_/\_\ \_/ |
| From: Novasol | Posted: 7/19/2003 7:01:27 AM | Message Detail |
| Sczoyd, that was wonderful... I needed a good laugh this
morning. You should've taken pictures of it though.... --- Antonio Etayo: Of course they have more multiplayer support. The mexican inmigrants living inside the X-box need entertainment too. |
| From: the last crusader | Posted: 7/19/2003 7:21:03 AM | Message Detail |
| In 10th grade english some idiot stoner licked my head
on a $1 bet. --- He put a live brick in his pants, he named it boombots- Disco Joe on the dumb kid in daycare.Owner of Cujo the metroid |
| From: Kay822456 | Posted: 7/19/2003 7:22:20 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- What I'd write when I contest my moderation: Karma's cool. So am I. So, since karma and I are cool, you should give my karma back to get me cooler. -Me |
| From: rb103 | Posted: 7/19/2003 9:49:36 AM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
| From: fatmatt | Posted: 7/19/2003 10:03:24 AM | Message Detail |
| Someone in my school was in my science class. We were
doing an experiment involving a highly flamible (more like explosive if
you read on) chemical. We were all doing the experiment when someone (idiot
of the class) decided to pull the gas tube to a lit bunsen burner, flames
came out of the tube and he started scaring people with it. Unfortunately
for him there was a bag on the floor and he tripped over it, the bunsen
burner went flying across the class room and landed next to the liquid in
a bowl. The flamethrower pipe landed in the bowl and it exploded, setting
surrounding tables on fire, as the teacher was trying to put the fires out
the flames on another table spread to another bowl and boom! that one exploded
too. We then had to get out of the building and let the fire brigade do
the rest. He never got found out for it, neither. --- And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling mods! |
| From: Maelstrom | Posted: 7/19/2003 10:36:41 AM | Message Detail |
| In 9th grade we had this kid who stole all the computer
speakers from this one teacher. He then proceeded to try and flush them
down the toilet, but somehow, he was never caught. (We knew it was him because
he always bragged about it) In 10th grade, this same kid stole a whole bunch of calculators (Note: The really nice and expensive graphing calculators) from one of the teachers. He got caught after he sold one to someone who then gave it to the teacher it belonged to and said who sold it. In 11th grade, right as I was going into the cafeteria, this fight breaks out. The principal grabs both of them and puts them in her room. No big deal, right? Well, about 10 minutes later, they both climb out of the room's window and proceed to fight again. One of the kids got his head slammed into a glass door. Yeah, didn't see either of those kids for the rest of the year. --- Hentai would just advise him to ram a pencil box in his ******. Or have sex with ninjas.-Unfunny Joke Account |
| From: Mattz | Posted: 7/19/2003 10:42:35 AM | Message Detail |
| Wrote messages on the grass in this chemical that burns
it. i can't remeber the name but it was on the Simpsons. Also they nailed
a chicken to the basketball boards. They weird thing is while these guys
were doing this, a group of guys from another school were vandalising the
Pavillion out on the sports field. --- Remember, you are unique. Like everyone else. |
| From: Novasol | Posted: 7/19/2003 8:43:03 PM | Message Detail |
| Heh, this is the most entertaining topic I've seen in
a while.... --- Antonio Etayo: Of course they have more multiplayer support. The mexican inmigrants living inside the X-box need entertainment too. |
| From: tinyboy21 | Posted: 7/19/2003 8:47:12 PM | Message Detail |
| some kid in seventh grade in one of my classes sprayed
overhead cleaner in my teachers tea, and she had to get her stomech pumped --- "Do you hear it? It's the sticky note apoclypse!" -Edd neopets sn:davidhalavahbar |
| From: Dark Dragon X2k | Posted: 7/19/2003 8:48:03 PM | Message Detail |
| There was this one kid in my middle school (at the time...I'm
going to 10th grade now) who was just so idiotic..in 7th grade, he ate a
teacher's lunch while she was away and she made him pay her 2 bucks, which
he didn't even pay for like 5 months. He locked her out of her own classroom
once. He also had a porn magazine in homeroom, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE ****ING
TEACHER....he got caught, the homeroom teacher called his father. He brought
another magazine the next day.. --- "There's this incredible thing called an AK 47. Y'see, when you squeeze the magic lever your friend will no longer be a problem."~psychofreak39 |
| From: tinyboy21 | Posted: 7/19/2003 8:49:51 PM | Message Detail |
| many stinkbombs --- "Do you hear it? It's the sticky note apoclypse!" -Edd neopets sn:davidhalavahbar |
| From: tobymac | Posted: 7/19/2003 8:49:53 PM | Message Detail |
| tag XD XD XD --- www.worldwidegamenet.com By coffee, he meant crack cocaine and hookers. |
| From: RoboticParanoia | Posted: 7/19/2003 10:49:30 PM | Message Detail |
| #1:(9) Me switching the monitor settings too the Dutch
language. #2: (9) Me deleting a couple of "necessary" .INI files. #3:(9) A friend of mine, let's call him "Felipe", going through a girl's purse, and holding up a tampon of hers. #4:((9)Felipe pushing a slutty girl off the stairs, which were concrete. There was a huge interogation going on, and I was called into the Dean's office to tell what happened, even though I didn't really see anything. #5: (9)Felipe and another person, let's name him "Le Hombre Maddox" getting into a fight after school. #6:(8) Felipe and another kid, named "Purple Elephants are The Best" getting into a fake fight, but got ISS. #7 (6) Another kid, let's name him "Kid #43450423" walking out of music class. Yeah, nothing to exciting. --- Back, back from the dead, once again, I'm back from the dead. |
| From: Xanthoroz | Posted: 7/19/2003 11:47:47 PM | Message Detail |
| Last year, a couple of students in the grade above me
took some Ex-Lax in the chocolate form, and gave it to an overweight kid.
He ate about a pound of the stuff, and spent the rest of the day in the
bathroom. The students that gave him the chocolate got suspended for one
day. This year, my friends and I were in the gym, watching people play basketball. Someone decides to throw one the the basketballs at us. It was going to hit me, so I sidestepped, and kicked it from the side. Somehow, the ball ended up hitting me in the face, knocking off my glasses. My friends got quite a laugh out of that one. --- I kill topics. |
| From: KoD e946 | Posted: 7/20/2003 2:50:37 AM | Message Detail |
| t3h bumporz and a tag at the same time! --- "Start off slow... then go HYPER with your fingers." -RPG freek |
| From: TyphlosionEXplOsIOn | Posted: 7/20/2003 2:54:34 AM | Message Detail |
| t3h *tagz0rz* --- Mary had a little lamb, it had a touch of colic. She fed it brandy twice a day and now it's alcoholic. |
| From: Unsane2clown | Posted: 7/20/2003 2:59:36 AM | Message Detail |
| One during history class me and my friend Kevin were sitting
around talking. At the time, he was playing with his pencil when he accidentily
stabbed himself in the finger. This obviously hurt him, he yelled out: ****! Our teacher, Mr.Downes, noticed this and got angry. Mr. Downes: Did you just say the F-word? Kevin: Yeah, but I... Mr.Downes: get up to the front of the class and do 30 push-ups. Kevin: Ahh man... Me: Kevin, you are such a ****ing dumbass. Mr.Downes: !!! Me: Fine. *Turns to Kevin* I'm sorry. You happy Mr.Downes? Mr.Downes: Get up here and do 50 push-ups! Right now! Me: Fine... I get up there, and I swear this is true, I run out of the classroom. Luckily the class had to go to lunch about 40 seconds after I hopped out of there so I only got yelled at. It was really funny though. --- My leg hurts... Maybe it's cancer - Adaptation |
| From: maxkid1 | Posted: 7/20/2003 3:01:09 AM | Message Detail |
| My friends and I "laxatized" the substitute teacher's
coffee. Only to find out that he was going to be our perminent teacher! ;_; --- "dammit people!!My name is Rioku not RYOKO!!!!" ~Rioku aka maxkid1 Remember the number 1 kid......maxkid1 |
| From: BrianT1023 | Posted: 7/20/2003 3:03:44 AM | Message Detail |
| Uh, is corporal punishment still allowed at your school,
or something? --- "[Mega Man] won't break 75[%]. You can quote me on that. -Blitz Ace the 4th |
| From: the bloodbath | Posted: 7/20/2003 3:06:17 AM | Message Detail |
| *is a camp couselour this summer* One day at camp were at the park and one of my kids says he has to go to the washroom. The kid is only 6 but he is fat as hell. So then I was like ok lets go. Now the bathroom is like 50 feet away and then i started to smell poo. Im like, you gotta go number 1 or 2. I look back and the kid is taking a leak and going poo by a tree while his pants are down. I was so mad cause I had to change and clean him. He smelled like old hotdog water and warm garbage. >:( --- ~Official Super-kicker of GameFAQS~ X-box Live Gamertag: XxHannibalxX |
| From: Miles Tails Prower | Posted: 7/20/2003 3:34:13 AM | Message Detail |
| Last year I was at school early with a few friends when
one of them turns on the radio. It's tuned to some station about some woman
talking about dolphin sex (I kid you not) and they eventually give a phone
number. I suggest that he calls in as a joke, but he whips out his cell
phone and calls up. He starts talking to the person they make you talk to
before they put you on, telling him that he's actually in a classroom, getting
everyone in the class at the time to yell hi. The guy on the phone tells
my friend that he's going to put him on air, but class started before he
ever got the chance. This same friend also tied himself to a tree limb by his shoelaces (he was still wearing his shoes) The way my classes work is I have 3 periods at a nearby college campus, then I walk across a small field to take the last 3 at the high school. Everyone walks there except for one stuck up girl who gets a ride from her mother. So one day everyone's complaining about what a snob she is, so half the class finds a huge dumptser and pushes it in the way of the car. The Junior Class built a catapult as a class project. It was near a parking lot.... I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Our school has a robotics club that my friend and I joined simply because we had a chance to go to San Jose (big town near us) for the compitition. So we're at the hotel for the night when he does a few strange things. First, he takes off everything but his boxers and puts a towel over himself. He walks over to another kid's room (who's a huge homophobic) where he goes into the room, trys very poorly to seduce the kid, and slowly undoes the towel around him. The kid freaks out and tries to run off. Then, he goes door to door in his towel with his guitar doing singing telegrams. After being told to send one room of kids a singing telagram telling them to do something that greatly violates the ToS, he's sprayed down with a few cans of spray cheese. That's it for now, but I KNOW there's other things >_> --- Yet somehow, life goes on... |
| From: Blood of Christ | Posted: 7/20/2003 3:44:58 AM | Message Detail |
| One time (3rd grade) we were all doing our math like good
kids, when all of a sudden we hear this immense roar, like a jet engine.
Everyone starts laughing and even the teacher too, ah poor kid... it must
have been horrible. --- <I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world, I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation.> |
| From: obliqated | Posted: 7/20/2003 3:45:48 AM | Message Detail |
| ...San Jose isn't that big. --- Being a super star doesn't make you great - Nene |
| From: rabidapricot | Posted: 7/20/2003 4:03:41 AM | Message Detail |
| In seventh grade this one kid was selling all kinds of
pr0n out of his locker. When he got caught, the teacher who caught him "confiscated"
all of it, and in a week we saw part of one hanging in his closet. --- He described her breasts as feeling like tube socks full of pudding. I, for one, would not know, but that sounds about right.-JSP |
| From: ihavespaceballs | Posted: 7/20/2003 4:10:36 AM | Message Detail |
| In Spanish class, we had some friends (who had lunch while
we had class) throw ice cream against the window, so it would stick to the
window. We'd all point at it and yell "Helado! Helado!" While the teacher
ran to the window to cuss the kids out. --- "We're not going to use magic?" Ron ejaculated loudly. -p. 242, HPATOOTP |
| From: BIG BRAVMAN II | Posted: 7/20/2003 4:17:09 AM | Message Detail |
| I downloaded ROMs into my schools entire network, I was
known as Game King after that :P Everyone was playing ROMs instead of listening
to the teacher I started to read Harry Potter outloud in a Catholic School Stole this kids Magic Cards and placed 1 card at a time on the floor like a trail and threw the rest of the deck into the pendulum XD XD XD!!!!!!! --- If you are Jewish or just like Jewish people, come to the new board JUE. http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=10026 |
| From: BIG BRAVMAN II | Posted: 7/20/2003 4:20:06 AM | Message Detail |
| Oops, this is GeminiFyre, not BIG BRAVMAN II -GeminiFyre --- If you are Jewish or just like Jewish people, come to the new board JUE. http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=10026 |
| From: Lady Sunset | Posted: 7/20/2003 4:22:59 AM | Message Detail |
| once our school found a lunch bag under a water fountian
and thought it was a bomb. the next day, people brought in lunch bags and wrote BOMB on it to insult the school. an adult math teacher cried when every kid in her math class sharpened their pencil, one after another LOL! --- "I never forget a lady." - Solid Snake |
| From: BeatleFan | Posted: 7/20/2003 4:44:12 AM | Message Detail |
| This ass grabbed --- Beatletude Fact 1 BeatleFan reads Shakespeare Beatletude Fact 2 BeatleFan's favourite RPG is FFVII |
| From: Scooby Doo Not | Posted: 7/20/2003 5:12:24 AM | Message Detail |
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| From: Scooby Doo Not | Posted: 7/20/2003 5:19:49 AM | Message Detail |
| Dolorous Decay again (check my above post) Let's just say my school makes a VERY good skatepark... (I'm an aggressive skater, not a skateboarder as every one of you has assumed -.-) --- is bead a word? - Dolorous Decay |
| From: Scooby Doo Not | Posted: 7/20/2003 5:36:36 AM | Message Detail |
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| From: Scooby Doo Not | Posted: 7/20/2003 6:00:03 AM | Message Detail |
| OK, Dolorous Decay again, just thought of another one. When I was in 5th grade I got pissed at my teacher and ran out of the classroom. I hid under some big table out in the hall before my teacher, who ran out after me, got outside the classroom. S/he (The teacher was female but it may have been a substitute...don't really remember) Anyway, they didn't see me under the table so after they passed by I went all 1337-Return-To-Castle-Wolfenstein-sneak-past-the guards style and snuck past them to the doorway of the classroom where I sat down again. Then I got the great idea of acctually going back inside the classroom. I ignored all the kids and went back to my seat and sat there like nothing had happened. We all waited about 5 minutes before the teacher got back and saw me sitting in my seat. I don't remember if I got in trouble or not... --- is bead a word? - Dolorous Decay |
| From: DreamPheonix | Posted: 7/20/2003 6:01:06 AM | Message Detail |
| Eighth grade. 13/14 year old girl in class acts all depressed
and stuff. Goes to teacher and asks for a private conversation. Said she was pregnant. It was April 1st. ...Yeah, that's it. : : tag : : |
| From: Scooby Doo Not | Posted: 7/20/2003 6:11:06 AM | Message Detail |
| (Dolorous Decay again...) Hahaha..I should probably start thinking of these all at the same time... One time at another school my friends and I found a 6-pack of beer behind the soccer goals during P.E. Someone told the teacher and then my friends and half the class started yellin stuff at me like "Dammit, Jeremy, I told you to hide it somewhere else!" For a second I thought the teachers acctually believed them... --- is bead a word? - Dolorous Decay |
| From: TheAngleSlam | Posted: 7/20/2003 11:10:02 AM | Message Detail |
| t3h bumpo --- "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."-Dan Quayle Member of the JBPHC |
| From: BIG BRAVMAN II | Posted: 7/20/2003 12:42:48 PM | Message Detail |
| pmub --- If you are Jewish or just like Jewish people, come to the new board JUE. http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=10026 |
| From: AudiLuva | Posted: 7/20/2003 1:03:03 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag. |
| From: opiuman | Posted: 7/20/2003 1:14:14 PM | Message Detail |
| Well once my teacher skated on his board going after a
kid because he forgot to get his detention slip. --- Oh dear God! My dad just said he was my pimp - Underfart |
| From: smasher32 | Posted: 7/20/2003 1:22:57 PM | Message Detail |
| lol these are really great i remember one time, the seniors pulled the fire alarm and put crazy glue in the door knobs where u put the key in not as funny but it was still something --- A Participant of the Summer Contest. Count: 13-4; Current Vote: Shadow |
| From: skyboy26 | Posted: 7/20/2003 1:33:04 PM | Message Detail |
| ;_; Our school is just boring. The only thing anyone's ever done is stink bombs, and those aren't funny. They're just annoying. --- Dude, that's not pwning. That's a mature settlement of a dispute. That's like an anti-pwning. - MartyrOfInsanity |
| From: zidane0123 | Posted: 7/20/2003 1:33:31 PM | Message Detail |
| last year there was a week left in the school and this
kid punched our vice principal in the face. actually, i think another kid
did that earlier in the year too. --- I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. |
| From: KoD e946 | Posted: 7/20/2003 1:34:28 PM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
| From: KoD e946 | Posted: 7/20/2003 1:37:21 PM | Message Detail |
| heh... during class, someone lit a bottle rocket in the
hallway and let it shoot through the school on the floor.... lmao i know this isn't school, but when i was in boy scouts, theres this really fat kid. Man he was an ass. Anyways, he takes a PACK of cigarette lighters and throws them into the campfire. They explode, sending metal and plastic everywhere. Nobody got hurt, but the kid got kicked out. A few weeks earlier, on a different campout, some kid takes an aeresol bug spray can and a lighter.... and... you get the idea. that kid got kicked out too --- "Start off slow... then go HYPER with your fingers." -RPG freek |
| From: catklaw | Posted: 7/20/2003 1:39:44 PM | Message Detail |
| Some guy actully put staples in the Language Art teacher's
coffee cup. --- R.I.P The Kitten 6/16/03 |
| From: Oldbill | Posted: 7/20/2003 2:03:01 PM | Message Detail |
| Once one of the Special Ed kids went insane. He started
out by walking outside and going up to a rent-a-cop. Being the untrained
proffesional that said rent-a-cop was, the menatally challenged kid reached
right down and grabbed his service pistol. Luckily the "officer" kept the
safety of the gun on, as the child tried to bust a cap in his obese man-boobs
right off the bat. The officer managed to wrestle the gun away but still
couldn't catch that krazy kid! Hooray for obese law enforcement officials!
The principal (no Robocop himself) tries his hand and gets punched in the
face. So by this time the school is under lock-down and the kid climbs onto
the roof and begins hurling bricks at the real police as they show up. Eventually
the kid gave himself up, and is probably in the nearby mental hospital now.
It was pretty big news for awhile, although the principal denied getting
punched. But we all know that he did. There was also a rumor when I was in middle school that some high schoolers were planning on pulling the alarm and shooting us as we came out Little Rock style. --- It takes more muscles to frown then to smile. I like to get my exercise. |
| From: Casted Dreams | Posted: 7/20/2003 2:52:20 PM | Message Detail |
| This past year, I was a sophomore in high school. Now, there was this one room on the fourth floor where no teachers would EVER go to. It was basically like a safe haven. If there ever was a particular class you wanted to skip easily, your best bet would be to just go there and hang out for the period. There were four computers with internet access on them, and I knew a group of maybe 6 kids or so who always hung out there during 5th period. The kids had all sorts of crap on the computers, like computer games(Max Pain) and episodes of TV shows downloaded like South park and Family Guy. This room is on the fourth floor, and has a couple windows in it. Okay, I'll get to the actual story now. That part was just to set the story up. When I have lunch, those 6 kids have their 5th period class, and they all hung out up above in that room on the 4th floor. The spot I sit at in the lunchroom is RIGHT below that room. One day during lunch, I was looking out the window and I see an extension cord swing down into view. Soon after I see a pair of sneakers just kinda..floating there in midair. I knew what was coming. One of the kids climbed down the extension cord a little ways and then proceeded to JUMP out of the fourth floor window onto the grassy knoll below. He landed, and then curled up into the fetal position on the ground. He had probably broken a leg or something, I'm not sure, but who the HELL would jump out a fourth story window using an extension cord to try and escape the school?! A police car pulled up onto the grass and a whole bunch of crazy stuff that I don't remember happened. I was like the only one to witness it, and I didn't say a word, because interrogations suck ass. That same kid got expelled for the rest of the year for changing his grades in the school computers. He was pretty crazy. |
| From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 7/20/2003 3:48:51 PM | Message Detail |
| My friend put gay porn on a teachers desk once too. --- Pinoy Clan Ninja Panda Proud member of Team Family Fun - DJ 6T9 |
| From: AudiLuva | Posted: 7/20/2003 4:02:56 PM | Message Detail |
| I know this stupid kid in 8th grade who sang in front
of 120 people at lunch... He had a tape to go as backround music, which
was lame, seeing how it was the theme to Celes' opera in Final Fantasy 6.
He sang about his love for her, a cheerleader no less, and she ran out crying
afterwards... Yep, sucks to be me... I feel for the person who did that... |
| From: drknyght | Posted: 7/20/2003 4:40:28 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- "write "i like you" on a brick and throw it at her head" - boingboingboing on How to SUBTLY hit on a girl |
| From: Sorce | Posted: 7/20/2003 4:56:41 PM | Message Detail |
| meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep --- "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--" - Last words of Major General John Sedgwich, Battle of Spotsylvania |
| From: Yama | Posted: 7/20/2003 8:15:19 PM | Message Detail |
| "That's not funny, thats cruel. Its jocks and stupid ****s
like you that cause kids like him to do stuff like Columbine. I feel pity
on you..."' Actually, I found the Karmic Retribution part of it to be extremely funny. But that's just me. But, yeah, if you want jock stupidity, someone thought I was pulling a gun out of my backpack when I took a book out to read. --- Kefka hates hates hates hates hates hates hates hates hates you. |
| From: SS Goku | Posted: 7/20/2003 9:41:45 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag. --- "I'm intellectual, pass more essays/ese's than motorcade police parades through East L.A." - Pharoahe Monch |
| From: nuke the whales | Posted: 7/20/2003 9:46:28 PM | Message Detail |
| in middle school a friend of mine cut the mouse and keyboard
cords of every computer in the school, about 50 of them. i superglued my 350 pound substitute PE teacher to his seat and screamed PWNED! in his face --- why don't you just admit that i will become the next scrooge mcduck and that i will come out on top with a hot model -duckbear |
| From: bushleague | Posted: 7/20/2003 9:51:41 PM | Message Detail |
| There was this little kid on the bus and he put a pepperoni
next to some big guys head. Then the piece of meat accidentally touched
the larger guy's ear and he yelled and threatened the little kid. Then the
big guy went up and told the bus driver and moved his seat to the front.
The bus driver called up the little kid and gave him a lecture about bothering
people. On the way back to his seat, the little kid got tackled by the big guy and was subsequently pounded on the top of his head by the big guy. When he finally stopped, the little kid's head was bleeding so the bus stopped and I left in an ambulance. I was the little kid and I got in more trouble than the big guy. --- "You gotta love Barry" -Mr. Wesker |
| From: im kool you drool he | Posted: 7/20/2003 10:02:17 PM | Message Detail |
| In 6th grade, we had a crazy kid named scott. He didn't
take his medication one day and flipped out throwing desks and chairs at
our fat 400lbs Principal. He then left and came back at the end of the day
with freezies for everyone. That kid was my favourite. So many funny memories. Oh, and we also made are teacher cry and flip out. Long story short, she asked whoever didn't like her to get the **** out. Everyone left, I MEAN EVERYONE, even the narcs. She got fired, left, and we watched Arthur in the library for the rest of teh day. Good times... --- Are we talking about balls or hands here?-ZoraGuy |
| From: ell dude 3rd | Posted: 7/20/2003 10:11:23 PM | Message Detail |
| Ooh boy, there are many zany kids I know... Grade 8 -One boy--Neil, who is the STUPIDEST kid I've ever known-- set a brown, paper bag full of pepper on fire. He put it behind the school. Just then, the yard duty was coming toward the back. So, this OTHER friend of mine--Peter--ran over to the bag, unzipped his pants, and peed on the flammable fire. Just as he finished up, the yard duty walked around, knew what he had done (Pete was just zipping up), and took him, Neil, and I think someone else to the office. -Neil ran over to the next-door school (there's a large hill, and an invisible line separating our schools), which I must say, is a couple hundred metres away, and went on their playground equipment. He start jumping around, and when our bell hand rung, he made a mad dash towards our school. -Neil (yes, AGAIN) was throwing snowballs through a classroom's window (Grade 2, I think). The teacher was inside, ran outside, and made him clean all the snow off the desks. -During a game of Football, Neil pulled down his pants and boxers half-way, and started to slap his buttcheeks, distracting us all. I think the other team got a touchdown (I was on the opposing team of Neil). -This called called David K. was doing front-flips on slush-filled, hard cement. I was worried he'd break his neck, or back, or get seriously injured. He did it, anyways. Grade 7 -This kid in Grade 8 rallied a bunch of kids from Grades 4-8 along, and told them to wait near this fence, which is near a variety store. Carlo (the rallier) came back with a Christmas tree that he'd found beside the store (yes, he went off school grounds unpermitted). When he brought it back, he dragged it all along the play area, and all the kids were like, "YEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH!" He started to smash it into a wall, and pine needles were EVERYWHERE! -During Music class, Carlo was being distruptive during class. Our Music teacher got out. Carlo left the room, but stood RIGHT outside the door. Our Music teacher--Mr. Vayner--was getting into a little fight with Carlo; as Vayner would push the door to close it, Carlo'd fight back, and push it back so he could piss off Vayner. Carlo was like, "CHILD ABUSE!", and left the school, without ANYBODY knowing. -During French class, Carlo took a Compass' sharp end, and...well, poked this kid named Brian in the ass as HARD as he could. Brian screamed, ran to the bathroom, and came back saying, "MY ASS WAS BLEEDING!" Our French teacher was not disciplinary AT ALL. We could get away with murder, probably. -During Art class, a bunch of people (Grade 7 and 8. Our class was split.) took all of Brian's pencil crayons, writing utilities, etc. and started chucking them all around the room. Brian ran up to Mr. Brunton (our Art/History teacher) and was literally screaming, "MR. BRUUUUUUNTON! THEY'RE THROWING ALL MY STUFF AROUND! AREN'T YOU GONNA DO ANYTHIIING?!" Mr. Brunton was practically a stoner (no joke, we think he might be), and didn't reply. Just watched the class with thin eyes. Alright, I think that's ENOUGH! --- Thinking of a sig... |
| From: CyberShadow | Posted: 7/20/2003 10:45:15 PM | Message Detail |
| -During a game of Football, Neil pulled down his pants
and boxers half-way, and started to slap his buttcheeks, distracting us
all. I think the other team got a touchdown (I was on the opposing team
of Neil). ROFLMFAO!!!111one!!1!eleven!!11shift+one11!! --- "We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels-We have driven them back." -Iraqi Information Minister |
| From: SSJ23Gohan | Posted: 7/20/2003 11:18:12 PM | Message Detail |
| When I have lunch, those 6 kids have their 5th period
class, and they all hung out up above in that room on the 4th floor. The
spot I sit at in the lunchroom is RIGHT below that room. One day during
lunch, I was looking out the window and I see an extension cord swing down
into view. Soon after I see a pair of sneakers just kinda..floating there
in midair. I knew what was coming. One of the kids climbed down the extension
cord a little ways and then proceeded to JUMP out of the fourth floor window
onto the grassy knoll below. He landed, and then curled up into the fetal
position on the ground. He had probably broken a leg or something, I'm not
sure, but who the HELL would jump out a fourth story window using an extension
cord to try and escape the school?! A police car pulled up onto the grass
and a whole bunch of crazy stuff that I don't remember happened. I was like
the only one to witness it, and I didn't say a word, because interrogations
suck ass. D00D... That story r0x0rz more than any other story in this topic. The rest of the stories here are sad. That's hilarious. That's something I would do, only I don't break things when I jump =P --- Protesters should ride across the minefields of Iraq on their bicycles-Michael Savage ~--~Your need does not constitute a claim on my money. |
| From: Crusader86 | Posted: 7/20/2003 11:25:29 PM | Message Detail |
| once, my friend AJ poored baby oil all over in the hallway,
ya, slippery as crap, and then he had to go to court, do community service,
pay $250 dollars in fines, and all kinds of funny crap. --- The book of Mormon is the Bible's expansion pack! - Mithel |
| From: MagicKnightRayearth | Posted: 7/20/2003 11:46:04 PM | Message Detail |
| Miscarriage. 8th grade... Also, some kids filled a teachers room with balloons from FLOOR TO CEILING (they had to pop the balloons to even get INTO the room) --- If I cut off your arms and I cut off your legs, would you still love me? @_O <--- crazy face |
| From: Metroid ZERO | Posted: 7/20/2003 11:51:05 PM | Message Detail |
| This isn't at my school, but... My dad told me that some kids at his high school broke in and went to the principal's office, and proceeded to **** all over the place. They even took toilet paper with them and stuffed in in his desk after they were finished wiping. The kids never got caught. --- "Is wang really an other word for ass?"-TheOgreMartin http://clanid.gamedaemons.net/ <---Teh funny vide0. |
| From: SSJ23Gohan | Posted: 7/20/2003 11:54:52 PM | Message Detail |
| hey, according to them the people who wear mostly black are all psycho killers. I wear all black. I r0x0rz! =P --- Protesters should ride across the minefields of Iraq on their bicycles-Michael Savage ~--~Your need does not constitute a claim on my money. |
| From: Jefepato | Posted: 7/21/2003 12:00:40 AM | Message Detail |
| On Halloween, six guys got full-body animal costumes from
a local shop, and brought them to school. Their friends helped them haul
a massive stereo out into the cafeteria hallway, and they were dancing to
"Thriller" (and doing a passable imitation of the actual dance) for a short
time before the police consultant pulled the plug. The crowd gathered around
damn near rioted. --- I'm 16, and not once have I ever drank a non-alcoholic beverage. - Fighter Fei |
| From: RaptorF22 | Posted: 7/21/2003 12:44:29 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- I heard about a girl in the middle school around here who got caught pleasuring herself in the bathroom with a hot dog from the cafeteria.-mp azzkikr23 |
| From: remej | Posted: 7/21/2003 12:45:52 AM | Message Detail |
| in grade 8 guys went to a bunch of trees and got high
(pot) during the 15 minute recess. The teachers knew, they just didn't care. --- <b> <i> Uh-oh, I broke the HTML tags. </b> </i> |
| From: viewaskew89 | Posted: 7/21/2003 1:10:19 AM | Message Detail |
| 8th Grade These kids downloaded "I wanna **** a Dog in the Ass" on one of the computers and playd it really loud. Teacher didn't care. These kids took all of the mouse balls from every computer in he school. Never found out who, though. On a class trip, during lunch, my friends and me were screwing around. My friend dared me to hurl a tomato at one the teachers. I did it and smacked her the side of the head. She didn't know who did it. :P During our last dance me and my friend were screwing around and stuff. We didn't realize that this one girl had a camera, so now people have pictures of my friend "grinding" me. Errrr These two idiots stuck paperclips in the back of one of our computers. The thing started smoking and the class smelled like crap for days. They didn't get in trouble. Some one downloaded girl on dog porn on one of the computers. ^_^ I saw gang symbols written on the stalls in crap, I don't know what kind of gang or anything, but it was some weird ass ****. When I was in second grade, we had recess on a big blacktop "field" surrounded by a big fence, kind of like a prison. There was a big dumpster by the fence. So, this one freaky-ass kid jumps on the dumpster and starts climbing the fence trying to escape. The cops showed up a few minutes later and took him away, forever. --- Leggo my Uggo! You want the Mango? You can't have the Mango! |
| From: xchaos12 | Posted: 7/21/2003 1:11:29 AM | Message Detail |
| Well, this isn't me, or someone I know, but on one day,
the fire alarm was pulled FOUR times. After the second time, the
classes didn't even leave the classrooms, we just sat there and waited for
it to turn off to begin teaching again. --- "Let their way be dark and slippery: and let the angel of the Lord persecute them." -Psalms 35:8 |
| From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 7/21/2003 7:10:29 AM | Message Detail |
| Bump. --- Pinoy Clan Ninja Panda Proud member of Team Family Fun - DJ 6T9 |
| From: jamiet3uk | Posted: 7/21/2003 8:22:18 AM | Message Detail |
| Bump --- THIS SUCKS GET A LIFE >_< |
| From: The President | Posted: 7/21/2003 8:30:47 AM | Message Detail |
| Other than some kid being thrown through a window, absolutly
nothing. --- Hotdogs Floating Down The River Drinking Ice Tea. |
| From: raydog21 | Posted: 7/21/2003 9:29:09 AM | Message Detail |
| From: MalevolentBenefactor | Posted: 7/17/2003 6:47:12
PM | Message Detail In my school, the kids who have the most mental issues have a teacher assigned to them, and they just follow them around. On kid's teacher happened to be his dad. Anyway, long story short, I walk out of study hall one day, and the dad is beating the crap out of his kid. The kid had wet himself and spat and clawed at his dad. The teacher got fired. LOL!! "most people are sheep" |
| From: sdogunlucky | Posted: 7/21/2003 9:31:00 AM | Message Detail |
| At the middle school a year after I left a kid went down
a hall way and let every poster on fire that he could find. He got suspended
for a long time but it didnt matter because he was moving anyway lol. --- "The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing people he didn't exist" |
| From: sdogunlucky | Posted: 7/21/2003 9:32:48 AM | Message Detail |
| Raydog I would have seriously wanted to see that. LOL --- "The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing people he didn't exist" |
| From: raydog21 | Posted: 7/21/2003 9:44:16 AM | Message Detail |
| . In 8th grade during PE, another friend and I put
all of kids backpacks straps as small as they would go (these things would
barely fit 1st graders when we were done with them). It was the funniest
thing I've ever seen watching trying to get there backpacks on and saying
"what the ****" every ten seconds LOL! XD So simple, yet priceless. "most people are sheep" |
| From: bushleague | Posted: 7/21/2003 10:00:09 AM | Message Detail |
| One time some guy was late for class and the teacher put
out his hand and asked for a pass. So the kid took out some money and put
it in the teacher's front pocket. The teacher got really mad and his face
got all red. --- "You gotta love Barry" -Mr. Wesker |
| From: devildoll | Posted: 7/21/2003 10:11:07 AM | Message Detail |
| This one time in biology class this guy named Andrew was
stoned out of his mind so he was acting real crazy.Andrew then procceded
to pour a bag of weed into his hair right in front of our teacher!When the
bell rings for lunch Andrew staggers out into the hall and starts to run
into everything.Then this guy named Mike comes strutten down the hall(everyone
hates him)and approaches Andrew. Andrew then goes apecrazy and grabs mike
by his sleeve and slings him into a open door smashing Mike's head into
the glass part and shattering it.Andrew then put's Mike into a headlock
and runs his head into a locker,just then does the teacher that has been
watching decide to help and pulls Andrew off Mike.Mike had to get stitches
and Andrew got expelled.Everyone was happy he did that to Mike by the way. someone rate my story please. --- run away damnit! |
| From: Hydraulix989 | Posted: 7/21/2003 10:27:49 AM | Message Detail |
| The dumpster story reminds me of a similar thing that
happened at my school. Anyone, there is a kid name Ryan who is VERY egotistical. It was recess and we we're on the huge black top parking lot instead of the grass because it rained the other night. Anyhow, a group of kids, including Ryan, were playing football and somehow the ball gets mis thrown and lands into the dumpster. Well, there was only one football and we still had 20 minutes to kill with nothing to do. But of course Ryan runs to the dumpster and dives in head first to recover the ball. So all you see are his two feet sticking out and a few minutes later he got the football but everyone stayed away from him because he smelled like **** the whole day. I pity the people who had to sit nearby him during class. --- Check out my site: http://cgi-bin.spaceports.com/~thechuck/phpBB2/ A member of the RWAT CS clan. |
| From: raydog21 | Posted: 7/21/2003 10:33:47 AM | Message Detail |
| I caught these 2 Ukrainian kids who spoke absolutely no
english pleasuring each other in the bathroom in 10 grade. The had all gold
teeth (ouch!). They also were brothers. LOL I told just about everyone in
school. Here's another: Same year we had a substitute teacher who was 60-70 years old. He came to class piss drunk, the guy had to hold the wall to stand up and he just slid down to the floor and just stayed there. security had to escort him out. The funniest part about this to me was 20 years earlier he had been principle of the school and before he retired he was either superintendent or assistant superintendent of schools! My how the mighty have fallen. my high school had open lunch so we could leave the grounds during our lunch period. Well on the way back to class one of the neighboring houses had put out some plastic toy train tracks in the trash, I picked them up and scattered them everywhere. This old guy comes out and tells me to pick them up. My response is **** you! and I ran like hell. About 30 minutes later class had already started- this same old guy and the assistant principal walk right up in my class and escort me out.The old guy was swearing under his breath but you could still hear it. As I am being led out Everyone clapped. I got suspended numerous times for calling my art teacher a ****ing ****. I'll post more later if I think of them. "most people are sheep" |
| From: Iepry corn | Posted: 7/21/2003 10:39:57 AM | Message Detail |
| At a school rock concert thingy my brothers band started
to play Blew job - blink182 and got half way through before a teahcher realised
what they were saying adnd made them sit outside her office for the rest
of the day then asked them to re write the lyrics --- Preserve wildlife Pickle a squirrel |
| From: Jowy Atreides X | Posted: 7/21/2003 11:04:21 AM | Message Detail |
| Man, some of mine are kinda mean I guess, but funny all
the same. In like 6th or 7th grade, me and my friend Jay were walkin outside to go to recess, we had just finished lunch, and he brought an apple outside with him. The kid wasn't "crazy" but liked to do weird things. Well, we were almost to the playground, and remembered we weren't supposed to bring food outside with us. So he whipped the apple at a window, and it hit it dead on. It made a big "thud!" sound, and we ran like hell. Well, the window was like plastic or reinforced or something because it was the class where the "special kids" hung out. He was caught and was later told he woke every single one of them up during their nap time. Supposedly it took the teachers half an hour to calm them down, they were screamin and freakin out. Startled em I guess... This one was when I was in 6th grade. There was this girl named Sara. She had like a heart problem and got a transplant or somethin'. She had just gotten it like a year or two before, and just came back to school. She's been messed up her whole life. Anyways, we were in gym playing this stupid game the teachers made up. It was like baseball, only we used a big ball made outta this foam crap. It was a kind of hard material, anyways, we'd try to run around the bases while the kids would whip the ball we just hit back at us to get us "out". Well, Sara was sorta sitting on the sidelines watchin and our gym teacher was one of those guys who was a jock in highschool. He would try to show off to these 7th grade kids. Well, he got the ball and whipped it at some fat kid, amazingly, he dodged it and it hit Sara in the side of the head. It knocked her on the ground and she was out cold. He was like "OH HOLY ******* GOD! ****!". Everyone thought he killed her. I mean, he threw that ball hard... Nothin happened to her, she just had a headache the rest of the day. --- http://www.rpgdreamer.com/rpgworld/suik2/suik215.jpg |
| From: JustJay | Posted: 7/21/2003 11:48:03 AM | Message Detail |
| My 8th grade science teacher, Mr. Foley, was a bit crazy.
I remember one morning he was in a bad mood, he slammed the classroom door
and shattered the window. One time, these two guys, Mark and Nathan started fighting in class. Mr. Foley grabbed Nathan off of Mark and threw him into a desk. He frequently told people to shut up or he'd throw *object* at their heads. I remember when someone decided to mix every available chemical in the chemisty lab and let it boil. It started to smoke up and he yelled "GET THE **** DOWN!!!" People looked over and saw that the beaker was on fire. Wellllll. The beaker exploded, glass and chemicals went all over the place, nobody was injured. Of course this when was the teacher stepped out for a second. Somebody set a fire in the bathroom at school once. I almost set myself on fire one time in school, chemisty lab again. I dropped my bunsen burner on the floor and it caught my pant leg on fire. --- Have a nice day! R.I.P "Classy" Freddy Blassie. 6/2/2003 |
| From: mallow630 | Posted: 7/21/2003 12:23:07 PM | Message Detail |
| One time these two jocks got in an fight over one of them's
ex-girlfriend. When the teachers showed up (they were 5 feet away) one of the kids body-slammed the teacher. what sux though is the kid didn't even get in trouble. --- "Dear God, that's not a tentacle!!"-Black Belt |
| From: Ace503Zero | Posted: 7/21/2003 1:48:39 PM | Message Detail |
| 1. 2 kids that used to ride my bus decided to light the
bathroom on fire, so we had to stay outside for the rest of the day. (1
stall is still completely black) They got expelled. 2.This one kid in math class asked if he could take a piss, and the teacher said no. He couldn't hold it anymore and it started to rain from his pants. Everyone in the class jumps up on their desk while the kid runs out crying. I never saw the kid again. He was a 7th grader too. O_o 3.In the health room, it's a lecture room so it's like a theater, and instead of stairs to get down there's ramps. When the teacher went out for a minute I got genius idea to steal all the chairs with wheels and fly down the ramps. I thought it was pretty fun. Then a crazy kid takes a chair and FLYS down the ramp and hits the teachers desk, shooting him out of the chair and landing on the floor. 4.I love to mess with the computer lab so I set all the wallpapers to goatse, stole all the mice, and set the homepage to the "you are an idiot" flash link. I waited until a class came in and everyone started screaming. XD --- O_o |
| From: ellicitsaint | Posted: 7/21/2003 2:49:15 PM | Message Detail |
| tagalicious --- 2X4: $3. Nail: 15 cents. Look on NW's trolling face when I beat him to death in the name of the Trinity: Priceless. -MiseryRain135- |
| From: Death Scar | Posted: 7/21/2003 4:16:52 PM | Message Detail |
| wee --- -//- Scar -//- Zero Wing 1,490,390 R2S2 Windows Pinball 21,198,000 |
| From: diabloman | Posted: 7/21/2003 4:18:35 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- Assumptions are what kill people. RS name: im_gone_now |
| From: im kool you drool he | Posted: 7/21/2003 4:41:51 PM | Message Detail |
| I remember another time. In a different school, my friend
named Aaron was sitting at his desk as the teacher just stood at the front
of room. She yelled at him to sit up or pay attention or something and he
just says, "**** you, maybe if your head wasn't so far up your ass you could
teach us something." Standing ovation as he was escorted out of the classroom. --- Are we talking about balls or hands here?-ZoraGuy |
| From: The Leech | Posted: 7/21/2003 5:24:31 PM | Message Detail |
| ::Tag:: --- Remember, don't eat the yellow snow. |
| From: Ace503Zero | Posted: 7/21/2003 11:00:10 PM | Message Detail |
| Also one time for Halloween Me and my friend dressed up
as mortal kombat characters and started play fighting while the Mortal kombat
movie theme was playing. --- O_o |
| From: Redlance | Posted: 7/22/2003 12:01:44 AM | Message Detail |
| TAG the only crazy thing that happened at my school is some guys who didn't even go there broke some windows and busted a pipe in one of the rooms causing the carpet in there to be taken out.I don't think they were ever caught. |
| From: THE SOLID SNAKE | Posted: 7/22/2003 12:10:11 AM | Message Detail |
| I remember in first grade, this kid didnt want to do his
work, so he just got up, and left the back room. He then proceeded to climb
over the fence. Shortly after the police caught him and escorted him back
XD. In fifth grade these kids kept pissing this other kid off for doing something, and after awhile he got so pissed he picked up a desk and threw it across the room. Then he ran away. I havent seen him since. Guess he changed schools. 8th Grade- Some Ninth grade kids kicked a basketball really hard, and it hit me in the head. Made some weird sound and I got knocked to the floor. I had a headache and I was all dizzy....they were all the way across the room too. They apologized though. 11th Grade-This was this year before the summer, since I'm going to be a senior after summer ends. Some kids put laxative in the Science teachers coffee, and after he drank it he went home, we got a sub then. Although I had him in my 1st period so he was fine. The kids who did it got suspended for a couple days. Thats all I can think of now....I'll post more later. --- What if the prophecy is true? What if tomorrow, the war could be over? Morpheus |
| From: Death Scar | Posted: 7/22/2003 2:25:58 PM | Message Detail |
| Bumpx2 --- -//- Scar -//- Zero Wing 1,490,390 R2S2 Windows Pinball 21,198,000 |
| From: raydog21 | Posted: 7/22/2003 2:48:33 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was in kindergarten and 1st grade whenever I didn't
want to do something and the teacher tried to force me I would pull my pants
down. I have been slapped by teachers, hit with a ruler by them before and smacked with a paddle. (this was the early to mid 80's when they weren't so hard on corporal punishment) "most people are sheep" |
| From: WSHSBMOC | Posted: 7/22/2003 3:11:20 PM | Message Detail |
| Sophmore year:This was after Halloween, and my friend
stole some of his little brother's candy, no biggie. He asked if I wanted
some, still no biggie. So we're sitting in the middle of Spanish class,
bored out of our minds and he pulls out a package of sweeties (or whatever,
the small multi-colored candy in the cellophane wrapper), so I promptly
took 2 packs and grabbed my ruler, I proceeded to crush all the white ones
and, making sure it was a fine powder, made 2 lines..and of course...up
the nose they went...god I was stupid Junior year: Some ***** ass kid in my Chem class would always ***** and whine. So one day my friend just got sick of it and told him to "shut the **** up". Of course the lil pisser got mad and started cussing at my friend now here is the set up |D|-whiney kid |X|-Empty Desk |R|-My friend So the kid threw his Chem book at my friend..but it landed directly infront of him in the empty desk and the ENTIRE ROOM(teacher included) burst into laughter. The kid cried some more to which the teacher responded "That's it..get the hell out of my class, if you're not gonna act your age then leave." (she kicked ass!) Junior year: same Chem class as above, with the same friend. He would always get up and stare at the fish tank, I don't mean 5 min before class is over, I mean in the middle of a lecture he would get up and sit in front of the tank...we all wondered about him. Junior year: There was a fight between two black girls..with your standard scratching and hair pulling...but someone pulled too hard because when the fight ended someone's weave was on the ground --- Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger offers you a ride I say take it- Abe Simpson |
| From: THE SOLID SNAKE | Posted: 7/22/2003 7:04:49 PM | Message Detail |
| bumpxdeus --- What if the prophecy is true? What if tomorrow, the war could be over? Morpheus |
| From: cobrakid21 | Posted: 7/22/2003 8:29:43 PM | Message Detail |
| The worst thing that ever happened in my school was actually
my fault. I had just come back from a suspension for fighting and some teacher
kept on trying to punish me because he thought I was a bad kid. That was
last year, this year (grade 10), the guy is back and starts hitting on my
girlfriend. (she's 16 and the teach is like 27) This got me quite angry
but I let it slip. Anyways 2 guys got into a fight and the teacher claimed
that I was one of the guys. (Note: I was with my girlfriend and my friends
at the time and they all vouched for me.) After the fight, the teacher comes
up to me and says "You shouldn't lie like that boy, your gonna pay for it."
I swear it looked like a western... (no offense to people to the south of
course) For about a week he threatens me constantly so I go off to the principal. Surprisingly, he actually believed what I said and even called the guy a mother ****er... I go into my woodworking class and the pricipal comes in and talks to the teacher (the same teach as before) in private. When they finish the teacher come in and starts yelling at me because I told people about his threatning. He gets super mad at me and pushes me up against a wall while clenching his fist. He was pretty small compared to me, (I'm 6'2 220 I play hockey and football so I'm no small fry) I also have an extremely bad temper and I don't take crap from many people, especially not this guy... Jade (girlfriend) tells me to calm down and let it pass. So I calm down and he lets go of me, and starts harrasing her. I politely tell him to stop, (kinda, there was alot of swearing actually) and he turns around and takes a swing at me, he hit me right on the nose and I started to bleed. I stayed patient thinking that he didn't really want to hurt me...boy was I wrong. He took another swing but missed, so I pushed him against a wall and pounded my fist into his face. He went down and never came back up. I left class and went straight to principals office to explain myself considering that it would be all-over the school after class. Finally, I was suspended because of violence but the teacher was kicked out of the school. :) --- "It's Obvious' older brother, Captain Oblivious!" -poli2222 |
| From: illninox | Posted: 7/22/2003 8:36:52 PM | Message Detail |
| 6th grade - there was some bomb threat on the school. 8th grade - Two girls got in a fight and one pulled out a boxcutter and cut out the other girls weave. 8th again - A friend brought a meat-cleaver to school. Someone told and I had to go write a statement. --- "Among the porcupines, rape is unknown" - Gregory Clark "Racism is the snobbery of the poor" - Raymond Aron |
| From: DropkikMurphy616 | Posted: 7/22/2003 8:59:44 PM | Message Detail |
| Hmm..... 9th grade: I skipped 82 days of school(over half the year) and didn't get caught. 9th grade: Some kid sold another kid a glock in the bathroom. They aren't monitored by cameras of course. But, somehow they got caught and it was all over the papers. (This was right after columbine so these kids got into alot of crap). 8th grade: I didn't do a single thing in gym all year other then sit on my ass and sleep. Even when we played basketball. 7th grade: I was suspended for interfering with an investigation because I would not rat out a friend of mine. As I walked in to the office to get my suspension, I noticed rolling papers on the desk. 0_o? I don't know what else, my schools kind of suck. --- "Okay, so you are saying that "fudge" is analogous to human feces? o_Q" - High IQ Boy on fudge packing. |
| From: DirtyOlMan1987 | Posted: 7/22/2003 11:42:20 PM | Message Detail |
| ::bump for night LUE:: --- See You Space Cowboy... ::Is Barrett3:: |
| From: Metroid ZERO | Posted: 7/23/2003 12:02:28 AM | Message Detail |
| Every year, near the beginning and end, I always go on
a mass-shockingg spree. If you have those long desks(mainly used in science
classes) with the outlets in them, you can do this. -Bend a paper clip in a fashion so that the two pointy ends line up with the outlet. -Wrap the paper clip in...paper. -Stick into outlet. Repeatedly. It makes a cool popping sound and the outlets on the desks get knocked out for(on average) about 5 minutes. --- "Is wang really an other word for ass?"-TheOgreMartin http://clanid.gamedaemons.net/ <---Teh funny vide0. |
| From: TheEternalVenomX | Posted: 7/23/2003 12:08:58 AM | Message Detail |
| This happened in 7th Grade, based on what I saw/heard. A group of 9th graders were playing hacky-sack when, for some reason, the sack ended up on the school roof, (it was a small school). So, the kid was boosted up to the roof (I'm guessing he stood on a friend's back and was raised up there). Then, I guess he lost his balance and fell off the roof, the landing broke his leg, (again, this is based on what I heard). This happened at lunch time, I was with my friends when a kid I know came running up to us and told us about it. We went outside and saw the kid lying on the ground with a group of teachers surrounding him, (large crowd gathered so I didn't see much). Then the ambulance came and took to kid to the hospital. --- -How many Bret Hart's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One, but afterwards he'll claim he was the one screwed |
| From: TheEternalVenomX | Posted: 7/23/2003 12:57:11 AM | Message Detail |
| Another story, from 7th Grade again (eventful year, for
better or for worse). OK, this is about my friend Tom (names changed). Once we were standing in front of some lockers talking, now there's a door leading to outside just beside this particular row of lockers. This door has two windows on it, one on the top section of the door and one on the bottom (the door bar-handle is in the middle). We were talking when this other guy, Rick, walks up to us, Tom teases him a bit about some stuff, (forget what) and Rick starts to approach Tom (he was a damn big guy, he must have been over six feet and 200 pounds). Tom panics and bolts for the door. In his panic, he accidentally smashed his leg through the bottom window, he paused for a moment...looked at his leg, took it out and ran out the door. We found him behind the school, hiding from the teachers that were looking for him, (he turned himself in, he just had to pay for the windoe). --- -How many Bret Hart's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One, but afterwards he'll claim he was the one screwed |
| From: Crusader86 | Posted: 7/23/2003 1:03:48 AM | Message Detail |
| One of my teachers told us that some kid managed to find
a way to get into the schools intercom system. So he sat there playing death
metal (mormon teacher, dunno how hard it was) and swearing over the intercom
system. They never caught who did it. --- The book of Mormon is the Bible's expansion pack! - Mithel |
| From: xtreamegamer | Posted: 7/23/2003 1:26:45 AM | Message Detail |
| bump I need night entertainment. --- Remember if your chicken starts barking throw a clown at the president |
| From: Alextheodd | Posted: 7/23/2003 1:27:41 AM | Message Detail |
| 7th grade:This kid stuck his hand in his pants and flung
poop around the room, I had to use desks as shields to get out unpoopified. --- For some reason Yoyo from JSRF reminds me of Void from Sonic Shuffle. HAIL EVIL! |
| From: Knight Darkness | Posted: 7/23/2003 1:40:47 AM | Message Detail |
| With this kids stupidity I'm suprised he remembers to
breath. Ok one day he was late for school, so he stole a car to drive
to school 100% true. I think he got stopped halfway by some cops. --- Sigs are for LUEsers... So here it is. |
| From: Knight Darkness | Posted: 7/23/2003 1:49:08 AM | Message Detail |
| I have alot more, my school is the breeding grounds for
idoits. One kid was snorting pixie sticks or somthing, he thinks he is hidden, but the teacher was watching him the whole time. Anyway he snufs the entire thing and starts to choke, the teacher calmly points to him and says "Now class, that there one of the many reason you shouldnt do drugs or be an idiot" --- Sigs are for LUEsers... So here it is. |
| From: ShockWaveTrio | Posted: 7/23/2003 1:58:48 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- Difficulty levels should be measured in flavors of pie. LemonMarine, Blueberry, Cherry, Banana Cream, and of course, god like Apple Crumb. -OmnipotentCow |
| From: Roditsme | Posted: 7/23/2003 2:18:51 AM | Message Detail |
| *Tag* --- Alright, but I don't want anyone to think we're robosexuals, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger--Bender |
| From: watman | Posted: 7/23/2003 2:27:48 AM | Message Detail |
| I go to a private Catholic school grades 6-12 and there
are about 500 kids total. This is some of the crazy stuff that went on. 1) The poopetraitor, a group of 6th grade girls wrote the word poop in poop. Funny thing was that me and my friends , made stool is not cool posters and put them around the school. The gang was caught brown-handed a month later. 2)Our Spanish teacher had a kid who didn't know who the father was. One kid asked who the daddy was and she said she didn't know, then he replied with "Yeah I was pretty drunk that night too." He got dentention. 3)At state wrestling some kid put a "vibrating stick" in our wrestling coaches bag. 4)At the gong show two seniors said they were gonna do a magic trick and needed volunteers. They picked out 2 girls wearing all white shirts, blind folded them and dumped buckets of water on them. They got nothing 5)Teacher gave a kid detention for not flushing the toilet. 6)We were caught play cards by the principal and he "What the ass" and left 7)A student teacher zipper kept on falling down, one time it fell down and said look at the clock. no one looked and we laughed at him while he zipped it up. 8) Beginning of every year this guy will ask the religion teacher if whacking it is a sin. 9)Weed was found in the lockeroom and every varsity athlete had a full locker search. We had to open our wallets and the principal went through them. This one kid had about 4-5 condoms in his wallet and got dentention 10)Rival wrestling team were walking through the parking lot and my friend went up to them in his explorer and would hit the gas then brake, scaring the crap out of them. 11) After winning the region III title in wrestling there was a party for the team at Planet Pizza. Planet Pizza is an pizza eatery/arcade, anywho one of our best wrestlers stole 10,000 prize tickets, then got caught, ran, took his dads car, and drove off without a liscence his dad was so mad. Same kid who asked about whacking it btw I could go on for awhile but I will stop, if you like them I will post more --- Hi, Super Nintedo Chalmers. - Ralph Wiggum Summer 2003 record 12-7 |
| From: watman | Posted: 7/23/2003 2:29:34 AM | Message Detail |
| a correction for #6 6)We were caught play cards by the principal and he said "What the ass" and left. --- Hi, Super Nintedo Chalmers. - Ralph Wiggum Summer 2003 record 12-7 |
| From: BIG BRAVMAN II | Posted: 7/23/2003 3:38:12 AM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
| From: summdumkid | Posted: 7/23/2003 3:38:27 AM | Message Detail |
| (1) In fourth grade tehre was this kid named steven that
nobody liked (he was a semi bully) so me and a few freinds grabbed his arms
and legs and dropped him face firts into a pile of dog ****. We just got
lectured adn he moved to a different school. (2) In fith grade i had a teacher with narcolepsy and we would always get our papers back with drool on them and at the time i was going to a private christian school and she would fall asleep while she was praying before lunch o_0 (3) Also in fith grade we got the bus driver fired because she stopped at a yardsale in the seedy part of town to buy a bed frame, and tehn proceeded to load it up on the back of the bus. (4) In seventh grade my friend and I took over 100 condoms to a school dance and shot them at girls. By the time the dance was over, the condoms were all over the floor. We never got caught. (5)Also in seventh grade this girl had her first period during history and there was blood all over her chair and the floor. When the janitor came to clean it up he sat there laughing his ass off for like 2 minutes. The teacher scolded him, but followed up by asking the girl, "Didnt you come prepared for this?" (6)And once again in seventh grade, my friend Lucy used her hall pass to come hang out with me during my lunch. I succeeded in getting the hall pass (a piece of plastic attached to metal ring) stuck around my neck. Lucy took me back to her science class where she sat down to take notes and I waited sitting by the teacher until the janitor came and cut it from around my neck. Tons more but i cant think of them --- "Oh Asuka you got a massager!" "That's not a massager..." |
| From: BIG BRAVMAN II | Posted: 7/23/2003 3:38:29 AM | Message Detail |
| I had fun with the computers at my school, it was new
and the teachers didn't know **** about the computers. Just imagine what
I did and I did it >:P -GeminiFyre --- If you are Jewish or just like Jewish people, come to the new board JUE. http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=10026 |
| From: Death Scar | Posted: 7/23/2003 8:06:46 AM | Message Detail |
| Jade (girlfriend) tells me to calm down and let it
pass. So I calm down and he lets go of me, and starts harrasing her. I politely
tell him to stop, (kinda, there was alot of swearing actually) and he turns
around and takes a swing at me, he hit me right on the nose and I started
to bleed. I stayed patient thinking that he didn't really want to hurt me...boy
was I wrong. He took another swing but missed, so I pushed him against a
wall and pounded my fist into his face. He went down and never came back
up. I left class and went straight to principals office to explain myself
considering that it would be all-over the school after class. Finally, I
was suspended because of violence but the teacher was kicked out of the
school. If you didn't hit that teacher.. you would have been an instant school board lottery winner. (Sued for multiple millions of dollars) --- -//- Scar -//- Zero Wing 1,490,390 R2S2 Windows Pinball 21,198,000 |
| From: Orangebush | Posted: 7/23/2003 8:30:23 AM | Message Detail |
| One girl broke another's necklace. The one with the necklace
ran out of school, went to the local high school, got her cousin, and got
him to beat up the girl who broke the necklace. --- WARNING: This beverage is HOT! Allow to cool before spilling onto your crotch. |
| From: MoneranKing | Posted: 7/23/2003 9:44:34 AM | Message Detail |
| My school has about 5-7 sluts... well one time two blonde girls (2 out of the 7) went to school in wet t-shirts... started to run around the school, and then ran topless. They didnt get any punishment cause the principal thought "It was very exciting". |
| From: DarthDemented | Posted: 7/23/2003 9:45:45 AM | Message Detail |
| bump to read later --- (kicks bunny off his leg toward MATRIX and upon impact the bunny does...the grand finale).-Me at the LUE bedtime party |
| From: TheAngleSlam | Posted: 7/23/2003 10:51:23 AM | Message Detail |
| bump --- "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."-Dan Quayle Member of the JBPHC |
| From: Mcmacladdie | Posted: 7/23/2003 11:41:25 AM | Message Detail |
cobrakid21, you are my new hero. Anyways, nothing that I can think of really happened at any of my schools. Though there was this one teacher that literally told a student that she wasn't smart enough to be in an advanced level class. Oh, and supposedly one teacher's husband left her for another man. --- I've got black magic, a hair trigger and a short fuse. Bring it! - Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater |
| From: teebo1229 | Posted: 7/23/2003 12:11:42 PM | Message Detail |
| In 8th grade, I made a master plan (I used to be one smart
S.O.B., I pulled dozens of pranks, never got anything on me though) I was
noticing that this History teacher that everyone hated slept every day during
her off 5th period, which coincidentally, was my lunch period. So, I waited
and waited for a day that the school would serve hamburgers or something,
and when they finally did, me and my friend stole a ton of little condiment
bags and went into her room and put mayo, ketchup, mustard, and other stuff
all over her grade book and herself. Not really extreme, but hey, I'm from
the 'burbs. In 7th grade, I had another bright idea, there was this thing that went around our school that you could buy snacks and stuff from, everything was 1 dollar apiece. They made quite a little chunk of change from that, so the day before Christmas vacation, me and 2 other friends decided to loot it. We snuck in after hours (all the teachers were out at some seminar/party for them) and we stole 78 dollars and loaded up on candy and stuff. It was so funny just walking right by that party and they didn't even know, after that, they treated the middle school like a maximum security prison. Again, nothing hardcore. But funny nonetheless. --- "I had an imaginary friend when I was little, but once he started talkin' smack about Knight Rider, so I threw him out the car door"-Adam De la Pena |
| From: teebo1229 | Posted: 7/23/2003 12:20:06 PM | Message Detail |
| Funniest story ever: My older brother's friend (we'll
call him Chuck) was in his American History class in 11th grade. He happened
to have some Alka-Seltzer or something of the like, with him and was sure
to sit right in front of the teacher that everyone hated. Right when she
starts the class he says: "Ugh...Ms. Ashley...I don't feel too good, then he slyly pops the alka-seltzer into his mouth and falls on the ground twitching and groaning, meanwhile the alka-seltzer starts to make it look like hes foaming at the mouth, this old teacher goes crazy and runs out of the room screaming for help, right after she leaves, Chuck gets up wipes his mouth clean, and sits up straight in his chair. By the time they got there, he was silently reading. Heh, he got kicked out of that class for the rest of the year. --- "I had an imaginary friend when I was little, but once he started talkin' smack about Knight Rider, so I threw him out the car door"-Adam De la Pena |
| From: Gannon2157 | Posted: 7/23/2003 1:13:10 PM | Message Detail |
| Bump Keep the storys comeing! --- American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan! |
| From: EternalSillyness | Posted: 7/23/2003 1:30:51 PM | Message Detail |
| In 9th grade biology class, we were testing our sense
of taste. We were put into groups of two persons. One person was fed something
that the teacher brought in, and the other made sure the first one had his
eyes closed. One guy, Anders, gets the carrot piece that he is supposed to feed to Peter. Luckily for Peter, he got suspicious and noticed Anders was going to feed him a condom instead. So they get into a fight in the middle of class, and Anders gets kicked out. --- Times sigged: 2 - Times quoted: 1 - PWNings: 4 |
| From: Burning Chopstick | Posted: 7/23/2003 2:02:42 PM | Message Detail |
| During Freshman year, the kids would gamble a lot. The vice principal was a cool guy so he just told us to stop. As teenagers, we just kept on gambling. One day he decided to play us for the deck, and he won. Our school rocks. He was a bad-ass. |
| From: Panthera | Posted: 7/23/2003 2:11:19 PM | Message Detail |
| During Gym in 9th grade, while the substitute was taking
attendance some guys opened up the gym door, and started yelling very calmly
how the sub was <many deleted expletives> and they didn't seem like
they were actually mad, they were just talking very calmly. The teacher
went to his office to phone the principal, since these guys were already
in big trouble, and after he came back he looked like he had been crying. --- Whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a cadillac in my garage.-A substitute teacher |
| From: Mikhyel | Posted: 7/23/2003 3:13:33 PM | Message Detail |
| hello |
| From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 7/24/2003 3:33:38 AM | Message Detail |
| Bump. --- Pinoy Clan Ninja Panda Proud member of Team Family Fun - DJ 6T9 |
| From: The Karn | Posted: 7/24/2003 8:58:07 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- There is a moment coming. It's not here yet. It's still on the way. It's in the future. It hasn't arrived. Here it comes. Here it is....****! It's gone. |
| From: eggy | Posted: 7/24/2003 9:13:41 AM | Message Detail |
Some kid got an aerosol can and a lighter and burnt some girls face with it(purposely) He got expelled, personally i think the ****er should have gone to prison! The girl got some pretty bad burns. Luckily she wasnt covered in gasoline so she didnt exactly set on fire. But she is blind in one eye now --- Kirstie - Alice... My one true love, My reason of living, My sexual desire, My sister... |
| From: Vim19 | Posted: 7/24/2003 9:29:43 AM | Message Detail |
| He got expelled, personally i think the ****er should
have gone to prison! The girl got some pretty bad burns. Luckily she wasnt
covered in gasoline so she didnt exactly set on fire. But she is blind in
one eye now I agree-poor girl. That's just wrong. Why'd he do it, though? Oh yeah, 8th grade teacher used to measure the girls' skirts [Catholic school] to "make sure that they were 2 inches above the knee". Most of them weren't, but mine was actually at my knee. All he did was just tell the other girls to lengthen their skirts. --- The sweet is not as sweet without the sour I am a fighter, not a lover |
| From: Yeuh Fei Long | Posted: 7/24/2003 10:32:30 AM | Message Detail |
| Senior year, I witnessed a kid who obviously had psychological
problems, set the school's parking lot on fire while wearing a world war
two Kaiser helmet, saying "Our morale is rising!" --- Yin Zhong You Yang...-Yin center has Yang. The ability to attack while your foe withdraws. |
| From: The Tormenter | Posted: 7/24/2003 11:00:37 AM | Message Detail |
| *Taggage* well, in 5th grade, my friends took a pixie stick, and snorted it all. they started chocking and screaming. i just shook my head, muttered "dumbasses", and began laughin my ass off. --- THE GRAMMAR CRUSADER STRIKES AGAIN DO YOU BALLYHOO????http://s3.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=10483 |
| From: Polished Car | Posted: 7/24/2003 11:14:01 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- The beatings will cease once the morale improves. |
| From: Hoffy315 | Posted: 7/24/2003 11:15:50 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- The Gord is my god! |
| From: slap my cheeks | Posted: 7/24/2003 11:44:59 AM | Message Detail |
| Two kids in our school were caught whackin' eachothes
wangs together. o_O!! --- R.I.P. Evil Monster Head 1 + 3 + 3 = 7 |
| From: Thundercles is back | Posted: 7/25/2003 12:37:17 AM | Message Detail |
| From what I can remember there was this kid in my class
who went up to the snack line and started to do The Rock's promo (wrestling
fans should know this) Him: How much is this? Her: It's... Him: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH IT IS! then he proceeded to run away after the snack lady got mad so he hid in the bathroom and was later found and banned from the snack line we finally heard the full story from him later I speared one of my best friend's through a table because he was pissing me off luckily no teachers saw it or I would of got lunch detention AGAIN! Got in numerous fights in 7th grade (I had lunch detention that whole year because the dean thought I was too unstable to eat lunch in the lunch room) One of my friends took a condom from the health room and on the bus started reading the advice on how to use it out loud on the bus later we filled it with orange soda and chucked it at the bus Someone painted on the wall near the entrance to the school *our principle* sucks **** in big letters I fell asleep like 30 times in my US History class OMG my teacher was so boring In 6th grade we had a music teacher that molested this young girl Me and my other friend 3D'ed this other kid through a chair while the teacher was out also the same kid got put into the Walls Of Jericho that same day I heard of this story where the students got a car on the roof when I heard that I was like O_O Some kid blew up his locker on the first day of 8th grade and yes it did catch on fire Someone stole the letters above the back entrance to the school telling the name of our school Someone blew up a toilet nothing was left of it but small pieces later when I went into the bathroom you could clearly see no toilet --- Cast in the name of God....Ye not guilty |
| From: Notum | Posted: 7/25/2003 12:46:40 AM | Message Detail |
| During spirit week at a school near mine, they had a "Karoake
Night" where kids would get on stage and lip-synch or dance to a song of
their choice. Stupid idea? Hell yes. Inviting trouble? Read on. One boy, let's call him Mike, asked the principal if he could lip-synch "Sweet Dreams" by Brian Warner. The principal feared this song would be too scary, this is a Christian school after all, but after some deliberation, he decided that it would be okay, thinking that it was just another cover of the Eurythmics classic. Well, it was. The problem is, Brian Warner is the real name of Marilyn Manson. So the kid had a few days to prepare what he was going to do. First, he sneaks into the drama storage room and removes a few articles of clothing. He then spends his wood-working class constructing a giant Antichrist symbol. He then wraps it in blinking red Christmas lights and hangs it on an electric over the stage after school. Finally, karoake night rolls around. It's Mike's turn. Suddenly, the opening chords to Manson's cover of "Sweet Dreams" reverberate throughout the packed auditorium, the blinking Antichrist symbol descends, and Mike is rolled out on a push cart by a friend of his in a straightjacket and Hannibal Lecter mask. He removes the straightjacket and mask and steps off the cart wearing fishnets, a corset and a thong. Keep in mind, this is a Christian school. The best part is, everybody was too shocked to do anything. They stood still and watched him parade about for the entire duration of the song. One girl in the front row was clutching a crucifix and reciting Hail Mary's throughout the entire performance. Mike, of course, was expelled. But what a way to go! --- Notum: Now officially less welcome than a lesbian in women's restrooms nationwide 88 |
| From: Buehler | Posted: 7/25/2003 1:37:21 AM | Message Detail |
| ^ LOL1 Hell Yea! --- Nothing bursts into flames like old, dried-out Vulcans |
| From: somedumbgamer | Posted: 7/25/2003 1:42:38 AM | Message Detail |
| ^^ o_o --- Life is not life without death, and death is only a step towards life... |
| From: Miakalookin4Xeno | Posted: 7/25/2003 1:53:55 AM | Message Detail |
| TAG! --- "Girlfriends and GameFAQS users are an incompatible species. Interspecies cross breeding is a well-worn myth or old wives tale, if you will." |
| From: Notum | Posted: 7/25/2003 2:49:48 AM | Message Detail |
| Then there's always Josh, but, hey, why tell that story
again? Wouldn't want it to get old. --- Notum: Now officially less welcome than a lesbian in women's restrooms nationwide 88 |
| From: Heartless16 | Posted: 7/25/2003 7:43:34 AM | Message Detail |
| Touch Age Ghost --- (:::(}{[WWEGSB]}{):::({Official Ambassador Of Amerida.}):::(}{[WWEGSB]}{):::) |
| From: SteveO | Posted: 7/25/2003 7:44:22 AM | Message Detail |
| T3h T4g. --- Trombonists do it in 7 positions. |
| From: Jedi Master Goku | Posted: 7/25/2003 8:01:45 AM | Message Detail |
On the second to last day of eigth grade at my conservative Christian school, I brought in my skateboard and waited in my Religion class which is on the first floor. Halfway through I screamed out THIS CLASS IS BULL****! and then proceeded to jump out the window and land on my board. They even mentioned my stunt at graduation. --- Sega Saturn- Shinobi Legions, Virtua Fighter, DBZ Butouden, DBZ Legends, Nights, X Men VS SF, Guardian Heroes, Vampire Hunter, Street Fighter Collection |
| From: Mr Green | Posted: 7/25/2003 8:18:38 AM | Message Detail |
We have a bomb threat and the person misspelted alot of words, the firemen came and the police. We missed 2 hours of class. I loved it. --- use your parental control settings to block Disney Channel. -Jkid4 |
| From: Polished Car | Posted: 7/26/2003 1:25:51 AM | Message Detail |
| bump --- The beatings will cease once the morale improves. |
| From: Kelladros | Posted: 7/26/2003 1:45:15 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- **ERROR** in the NHL COLORADO Got cheated by a CRAPPY call! |
| From: Joe Momma | Posted: 7/26/2003 2:02:55 AM | Message Detail |
| During gym, a mexican friend of mine pushed someone into
the girl's locker room. The gym teacher heard about this, questioned everyone,
and put the mexican kid to blame. During rolecall, our teacher told him
that he called the police, and that they were coming there (in a very serious
tone). He let it sink in for 20 seconds, and then he shouted out "SIKE!"
It was damn funny, because our gym teacher kicks ass. He's serious when
he needs to be serious, but he knows how to joke around. You'd have to be
there, especially to see the expression on the kid's face. He's pretty tough,
him and I worked out regularly together, and he didn't stop hearing about
that for a month. --- http://www.enemy-territory.com - Free "sequel" to RTCW http://demise.visionxtreme.net/downloads/basketball.mpg |
| From: Borskey | Posted: 7/26/2003 2:18:07 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- "To believe in something only for a gain, that isn't believing." - Unsane2clown on religion |
| From: Sailor Amaya | Posted: 7/26/2003 2:57:23 AM | Message Detail |
| So late... must tag... will post stories tomorrow... --- I got revenge the next day by smacking my ass cheeks against the side of his face and let out a violent shot of methane magic into his nose. - THe MUzikMaN |
| From: Niff | Posted: 7/26/2003 3:05:25 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- -=Main: Niff911=- Rune§cape -=Pure: Sir Niff Il=- ***[şĞßÅ Førëvêr]*** http://n3b.proboards14.com |
| From: Mcmacladdie | Posted: 7/26/2003 3:09:01 AM | Message Detail |
I just thought of something that I did at my high school graduation. I went up on the stage right after a girl who had awards and bursaries coming out of her bunghole, and what do I have? Investigating employment opportunities. So, as I'm coming off the stage, I do the DX crotch chop. Not much, I know. But I've been told that the incident is still talked about at my old HS to this day. --- I've got black magic, a hair trigger and a short fuse. Bring it! - Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater |
| From: DesertEagle45 | Posted: 7/26/2003 3:21:33 AM | Message Detail |
| A mate from another school told me this story about his
school - At cooking class the students had to make something for the teachers
to eat the next day. He made a chocolate cake but added some weed in the
mixture. So the teachers were all ****ing stoned and the guy didn't get
caugtht. --- Is currently wishing that- He had $120 so he can pay for the tax bill |
| From: Notum | Posted: 7/26/2003 3:31:09 AM | Message Detail |
| About last year, there was a kid named Josh who attended
my school. Now, Josh is incredibly antisocial. By incredibly, I mean he
believes that normal, acceptable behavior involves sitting in his room staring
into space. That's how he spends his free time. At school, he doesn't relate
well with other kids. Once he was teasing a handicapped friend of mine,
not to be mean, but because he honestly thought that's the correct behavior
in that situation. When he ***********, he fantasizes about brutally murdering
his girlfriend. His hair is bright orange dreadlocks. Did I mention that
Josh seriously aspires to be homeless, and his dreadlocks are the result
of not getting a haircut since 3rd grade? He is also inhumanly, freakishly, strong. So a kid in his math class decided it would be a good idea to tease him throughout class one day, saying horrible things about him and throwing things at him. All of this while sitting next to him so he could hear. And what did Josh do? Did he beat the kid up? Did he complain to the teacher? Did he do the unthinkable and cry? No, he simply sat still, staring into space. This kid who was making fun of him was a legitimate tough guy, having never lost a fight, and continued on with his little game. Cut to the end of the day. The kid who was making fun of Josh was in line to board his school bus, when Josh approaches him. Just as calmly as you're breathing right now, Josh sends the kid flat on his back with one punch to the face, busting his nose. A crowd soon gathers around the two boys, hoping for a good old fashioned fist fight. They got more than they bargained for. Josh grabs the kid by the hair and begins pounding on his face. The kid throws a few punches, but they don't even faze Josh. After only a few punches, the other kid's face is a bloody mess and he can hardly stand. Josh lets him fall to the ground, and the crowd believes it's over. Ha! Josh grabs a hold of the kid's eyebrow ring and rips it out, never even changing his expression or breathing patterns. He then proceeds to kick this kid's ass for minutes on end, getting to the point where the boy stops defending himself and just waits until the beating stops. And when it does, Josh gathers his things, walks into the business office, and says "Hey, I just beat a kid up really badly out by the busses. So, uh, what do you want to do about that?" Let's just say Josh doesn't go to my school any more. --- Notum: Now officially less welcome than a lesbian in women's restrooms nationwide 88 |
| From: KoD e946 | Posted: 7/26/2003 3:56:42 AM | Message Detail |
| During spirit week at a school near mine, they had
a "Karoake Night" where kids would get on stage and lip-synch or dance to
a song of their choice. Stupid idea? Hell yes. Inviting trouble? Read on. One boy, let's call him Mike, asked the principal if he could lip-synch "Sweet Dreams" by Brian Warner. The principal feared this song would be too scary, this is a Christian school after all, but after some deliberation, he decided that it would be okay, thinking that it was just another cover of the Eurythmics classic. Well, it was. The problem is, Brian Warner is the real name of Marilyn Manson. So the kid had a few days to prepare what he was going to do. First, he sneaks into the drama storage room and removes a few articles of clothing. He then spends his wood-working class constructing a giant Antichrist symbol. He then wraps it in blinking red Christmas lights and hangs it on an electric over the stage after school. Finally, karoake night rolls around. It's Mike's turn. Suddenly, the opening chords to Manson's cover of "Sweet Dreams" reverberate throughout the packed auditorium, the blinking Antichrist symbol descends, and Mike is rolled out on a push cart by a friend of his in a straightjacket and Hannibal Lecter mask. He removes the straightjacket and mask and steps off the cart wearing fishnets, a corset and a thong. Keep in mind, this is a Christian school. The best part is, everybody was too shocked to do anything. They stood still and watched him parade about for the entire duration of the song. One girl in the front row was clutching a crucifix and reciting Hail Mary's throughout the entire performance. Mike, of course, was expelled. But what a way to go! ROFFLE!1!!!11!!!11!1!!!11!1 real life LUEicide! --- "Start off slow... then go HYPER with your fingers." -RPG freek |
| From: Sailor Amaya | Posted: 7/26/2003 1:15:43 PM | Message Detail |
| Okay, I'm awake enough to post my stories now. - I wasn't there when it happened (I was in 8th grade), but some kid streaked through the commons at my high school. - 9th grade (different school, not the one I go to now), some kid ate a live goldfish. I think he got paid for it too. - In 10th grade I was in the commons and there were these gangster-looking guys throwing Mike-N-Ikes (I think that's what they're called) at each other. - Also in 10th grade: these three gangsters (not the same ones as above) beat up on some smaller gangster person (It might have been a girl, but I'm not sure) and carried him/her around the commons before he/she escaped - 11th grade: Some kids decided it would be funny to stuff paper towels in the toilets of nearly every bathroom in the school and flush them. They ended up breaking them and the bathrooms were closed for probably a month. I think there were only, like, two bathrooms for the students (one girl, one guy) in that time. - My Algebra II teacher from last year (who got fired, unfortunately =(. )was reportedly dating the school's psychology (or was it sociology?) teacher. Two of the kids in my Algebra class had the nerve to ask if she slept with him. I dunno how she repsonded, but she didn't send them to detention. - This past May the seniors brought in two cars. One sat out in front of the school, the other in the commons. They both had stuff like "Class of '03" spray-painted on it. Right before first period began, these two guys wearing thongs and masks got on top of the car in the commons and danced on it, then they ran outside and ran around the school (I didn't see it, unfortunately). Then some more seniors made some fake annoucements saying that some teacher's cars were gonna get towed... oh yeah, and they TP'ed the courtyard. --- I got revenge the next day by smacking my ass cheeks against the side of his face and let out a violent shot of methane magic into his nose. - THe MUzikMaN |
| From: mickeymouseisdead | Posted: 7/26/2003 1:16:35 PM | Message Detail |
| omgwtfloltag --- ×÷-+the long goodbye |
| From: Omeg4 Knight | Posted: 7/26/2003 1:29:52 PM | Message Detail |
| Whoa, the "josh" story is great. Josh is my hero now;
I would've done the same thing and turned myself over if I ever brutalize
a poor bastard. --- Grab her hand. Place it on your wang. See her face? That's love. - Umaro |
| From: Vincentrio | Posted: 7/26/2003 3:55:04 PM | Message Detail |
| "I saw gang symbols written on the stalls in crap, I don't
know what kind of gang or anything, but it was some weird ass ****." Hahaha... brings begins a new meaning to "weird ass ****"! --- "I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker I sure don't want to hurt no one" - "The Joker" 2815 = 420 |
| From: Ice Flamethrower III | Posted: 7/26/2003 5:03:31 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag! --- http://www.LostRiverBand.tk http://www.Confederates.tk |
| From: gamesharkpro | Posted: 7/26/2003 7:07:00 PM | Message Detail |
| 7a6. --- and kangaroos sucker punch a citizen over there every 3 seconds-Arcade (IM) |
| From: HolySovietBlade | Posted: 7/26/2003 7:48:52 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- HolySovietBlade. Stampead. Copy, Paste, Enjoy. http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=26560 |
| From: blackneo | Posted: 7/26/2003 8:03:51 PM | Message Detail |
| Senior year, I witnessed a kid who obviously had psychological
problems, set the school's parking lot on fire while wearing a world war
two Kaiser helmet, saying "Our morale is rising!" LOL! That's the funniest thing so far. |
| From: New Clee Er | Posted: 7/26/2003 8:29:37 PM | Message Detail |
| One day in 9th grade we had to take this test that did't
really count fopr anything, just a comparision to his other 3 classes, so
all but about 5 people filled in C for every answer. Unknowingly, the class
before us has just made D every answer. He made us retake it, and threataned to give anyone who didn't take it seriosuly a detention. So most of us did. Anyway, 2 weeks later, he hands the tests back. This kid Matt gets the highest score, we start clapping. Mind you, this is in the first 2 minutes of class. We're there giving him a standing ovation for 41 minutes. The teacher went into his office after the 15th minute, and stayed there until the end of class. Good times. --- I've got my spine; I've got my orange crush ***Formerly known as A Guy Named Zinger* |
| From: firestorm503 | Posted: 7/26/2003 8:29:54 PM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- "I see" said the blind man to the deaf girl. --- |
| From: Mr Evil13 | Posted: 7/26/2003 9:12:54 PM | Message Detail |
| A guy set a girls hair on fire. A guy set a garbage can on fire. Someone put a condom on someones locker lock. It was wet... --- What's a kitten? Someone from the Sa2b board modded? whats that? How do you unlock Slobber Knockers? Someone from Random Insanity/SYM |
| From: Chrono117 | Posted: 7/26/2003 9:25:04 PM | Message Detail |
| This kid I know sat next to this incredibly hot girl last
year. Well he decided to poke a hole through his hoodie into the pocket
part. He whips it out puts it through the hole, hand into the pocket and
he begins wacking while looking at the hot girl he was next to. Best part
is, she didn't even notice him and he got away with it like 5 times. --- To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world.-Gandhi |
| From: pkthunderzap | Posted: 7/26/2003 9:33:13 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediatly become panic-striken. -JK http://www.fastattack.org/sociallyinept/wwwroot/AIM/students.php |
| From: ZeldaPlayer4Life | Posted: 7/26/2003 9:33:22 PM | Message Detail |
| Ok, it was the last day of the semester, and it was planned
that we watch a movie in our gym. The VCR was connected to a projecter to
make the screen big enough to see. Well, someone switched the tape (Home
Alone or some lame movie like that) with a nice porno. So boom...in front
of countless "innocent" little students, a ten foot square video (It was
a BIG projecter screen) of a girl going at it one-handed is shown...the
stereos blast nice and loud in the fairly large gym, and the principal is
slow to react. He finally realizes it about five whole seconds (that's quite
a lot of time given the situation) and he freaks out. He fumbles with the
VCR and can't find the stop button, so he quickly unfocuses the projecter
and starts pounding the front of the VCR to get it to stop. Boy, was his face classic! --- "I'm going to die lol, please help, lol. NO! HE HAS A GUN, lol! OH NO NOT THE FACE! LOL!!!!!11!! NOT MY BALLS! LOLOLOL" – ESCP z |
| From: Sailor Amaya | Posted: 7/26/2003 9:38:02 PM | Message Detail |
| I just thought of a few more: - One of my friends (she's a girl, but she wears all this gangster clothing and can easily pass off as a guy) went into the boys bathroom and stood in front of the urinals. She didn't actually go, nor was she caught. - One time I had chicken from the cafeteria (I think it was oven fried), and I took one bite and saw blood oozing out. >_< I tried to eat around it but I finally gave up. There was an Indian kid eating the same thing, which was also bloody, but he still ate it. O_________O - Two weeks before school ended some kids from another school (not sure which one) pulled the fire alarm, which sent all the students and teacher who hadn't left yet outside. Then they beat up on someone at the front entrance of the school (I didn't see it cause my bus was at the very front of the line facing the exit, away from the front doors), and about 2-3 of them ran down the street and another ran into the subdivision across the street from the school. I think one of them might have come back or was brought back or something, I can't remember exactly... but he ran right into one of the superintendents who caught him and we laughed at him. There were superintendents and other school officials running in the subdivision after them and they had police cars brought in and I think a fire truck too. It was crazy. --- I got revenge the next day by smacking my ass cheeks against the side of his face and let out a violent shot of methane magic into his nose. - THe MUzikMaN |
| From: metroidroxdacasa | Posted: 7/26/2003 9:41:06 PM | Message Detail |
| This wasn't done by me, but it was take your pet to work
day for the teachers, and my 8th grade teacher brought her chiwawa(sp?).
Me and 6 other friends told the stoner that we would each give him 10 bucks
if he stuck his wang up the dogs ass. He did it in FRONT OF THE TEACHER
it was so ****ing funny, we were dying laughing, and he got suspended, and
his parents were fined because of public nudity or something. Ahhh good
times --- "Johnny, what can you make out of this?[Hands him a confusing letter] This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl" |\/|37R01|) |
| From: Mike Rahl II | Posted: 7/26/2003 9:56:28 PM | Message Detail |
| Kid snorted some baby bottle pop and he dropped like a
rock. kid roofed a hackey sack, and he climbed a drainpipe to get on the roof. Good news, 4 new hackey sacks, bad news, busted open his hand. Kid decided he was a rapper, people made fun of him, claimed he had dual personalities, people told him to "STFU N00b (not really, they just threatened him) now he has only "friends whom think they are black but in reality are white just like him" and is a recluse. --- I lost my pants somewhere between here and insanity |
| From: JDMC13 | Posted: 7/26/2003 9:59:12 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- Where does the time go when you are sitting alone in the dark in your basement? |
| From: ShrinaSoldier231 | Posted: 7/26/2003 10:02:22 PM | Message Detail |
| ::tag:: I've read some of this. It's just great! =D --- JOIN: http://shrinasoldier.proboards22.com/index.cgi "omg ShrinaSoldier231 you are awesome." Freeze55 |
| From: Serra21 | Posted: 7/26/2003 10:04:47 PM | Message Detail |
| In sixth grade two friends of mine took a chocolate bar
and rubbed it against the back of a urinal and offered it to a teacher they
hated. She accepted and ate it, and somehow she found out... I don't wish
to know how. Anyways the both got suspended for like two weeks and she was
on sick leave for a few days. That was really nasty. --- www.ActsOfGord.com - Making people look stupid since 1998 |
| From: ZidaneLeonheart87 | Posted: 7/26/2003 10:04:55 PM | Message Detail |
| I was getting ready to throw away a bannana peal, and
then i said, "no, i have a betterr idea" so I threw the banana peal at my
principle....it gave her a nice kiss on the cheek. I was never caught :-D
(9th grade) some kid wat throwing tator tarts at everyone, and there was this one kid just sittin there, he looked like he had rough day, then a tator tart explodes in his face....lmao. i was walking with some dorky ass kid. and then my freind steve runs up the kid and punches him for no apperent reason. I laughed cuz the kid cried. (10th grdae) --- "To be a hardcore fan of the matrix, you must hate the matrix" ~ZidaneLeonheart87~ |
| From: Hideo Kojima | Posted: 7/26/2003 10:06:43 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- It was sticky, but it was clear and tasted salty. what was it? Please answer.-Spitball Sparky about his precum |
| From: Magnoman | Posted: 7/26/2003 10:15:48 PM | Message Detail |
| Tagging. --- If you do things right, people won't think you have done anything at all. -God |
| From: Magnoman | Posted: 7/26/2003 10:20:21 PM | Message Detail |
| -_- Mine are pretty boring. 4th grade, my teacher didn't show up one day. I hated here real bad (she was mean and yelled), and i acidentally broke her door sculture... it was some wooden wreath with crayons... it broke... i expected her to come back the next day to kick my ass when she found out... She never came back. She was in Re-hab for drug addiction. 5th grade, these kids across the street ditched school and hid out behind the trees near the playground... some kids spotted em and they got chased... it was quite a show... they were faster than the fatass lunchladies so... well... the chase lasted a long time, and we all got to watch. Good times. Thats all i got -_- I live in a wussy neighborhood with rich old people. --- If you do things right, people won't think you have done anything at all. -God |
| From: Nirvana Rules | Posted: 7/26/2003 10:25:40 PM | Message Detail |
| This kid at school who was always in trouble was sitting
in detention one day, and the school deputy walked over to him and put his
hand on this kids shoulder and told him that he needed to "get on the right
track and improve his life" The kid got mad because the deputy wouldn't
take his hand off his shoulder while he was talking, so he got up, picked
up a chair and slammed it over the deputy's head, breaking it it half (the
chair), after that he was expelled and the deputy suffered major head injuries. --- One time I tried to draw a hot anime chick. But she turned out looking like a piece of feces stapled to a slinky. -Liquid Lethargy |
| From: Magnoman | Posted: 7/26/2003 10:28:54 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh yeah, one time this kid who was stronger than me gave
me crap, threatening me and crap... so he was walking down the halls and
i tripped his ass, EVERYONE laughed, and it was a really crowded hallway...
he fell, got up, and it took 6 kids to hold him back from me... I literally stood there inches from his face as he screamed obcentities and i smiled. I was never a trouble maker and so far havent gotten in real trouble. No detentions... XD XD XD He could have kicked my ass. Instead i pwned him. Also, i photocopied these lunch coupons you get for good behavior and had free lunch for a year. No one asked me how i got em, other than my friends. --- If you do things right, people won't think you have done anything at all. -God |
| From: FoxMcCloud | Posted: 7/26/2003 11:34:05 PM | Message Detail |
| Non-uniform day, I went into school as the Joker from
Batman, the hair, the makeup, the suit, it was expensive to do but it was
worth it. My friend also rather cheaply put together a suit like the Riddler,
he pulled it off quite well. Anyway some rich ******* comes in with a really
well done Batman outfit, it must've been PVC or leather or something but
it didn't look cheap at all, his brother a year younger than us all came
as Robin, I'm assuming he was forced by the parents (what self respecting
person would CHOOSE to be Robin?) anyway, it's a good day all sorts of people
dressed casual, bar the four of us there was one guy who tried to look like
Neo from the Matrix. Riddler punches Robin, Batman approaches like "WTF
thats my brother" and I ambush Batman, I can only imagine how fun this fight
looks to the 600+crowd gathered, one teacher came down expecting a brawl
I assume, he burst through the crowd then started laughing and watching
the fight, classic. --- http://illuminati.org BF1942: Martin Bryant |
| From: TheAngleSlam | Posted: 7/26/2003 11:48:20 PM | Message Detail |
| LOL, this topic is a classic! --- "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."-Dan Quayle Member of the JBPHC |
| From: ViceCityBum | Posted: 7/26/2003 11:55:14 PM | Message Detail |
| In my school there is this kid who is kind of slow.He
needed to blow his nose so he got a tissue and put the whole thing in his
mouth spit it out and blew his nose with is then wiped his face with it. --- "Dying must be easy since life is so hard." This is the sig virus. Copy and Paste to your sig and join the fun. |
| From: Bump | Posted: 7/26/2003 11:56:53 PM | Message Detail |
| I inadvertantly threatened three people in my school and
got suspended for four days. Good times. --- www.sethdonut.com The hint of sarcasm in my typing is intended to make fun of you. |
| From: DarthDemented | Posted: 7/27/2003 1:06:16 AM | Message Detail |
| a friend of mine once dropped his pants and started to
do some strange shuffle dance singing "this old man just ain't what he use
to be, ain't what he use to be, ain't what he use to be". i laughed about
that one for 5 minutes. it was in the hall by the way and a teacher saw
him and just laughed. i use to argue with the administrators about their stupid rules (if someone attacks you, you can't hit back you have to cover your head with your arms. oh even if you don't hit back you get a more severe punishment then the attacker). two guys once got caught in the bathroom servicing each other. we later heard it happened because one offered the other $20 and a pound of skittles. i have a friend that at the beginning of our senior year we were in our senior PE (aka Seniors who don't want to learn their last year in school) and he starts to run from one end of the gym to the other puposely throwing himself into the wall and then sprawling out on the floor.....i later joined him in doing that. it was fun. during senior week the same friend as above bought a skunk hat and started running around Silver Dollar City (local theme park) yelling "I AM SKUNK MAN! PET ME! PET ME!" to total strangers.....one guy thought it was funny and petted him and earlier in the year i thought up a superhero named Underwear Man so after the pet me incident he yells "COME UNDERWEAR MAN!!" so i yell "AWAY SKUNKMAN! TO THE PANTY MOBILE!!" ran off crappy 70's superhero live action tv show style. it was great. --- Peter-"Holy crip he's a Crapple" |
| From: mega zero89 | Posted: 7/27/2003 1:11:31 AM | Message Detail |
| ta ta ta taaaaaaag --- Leader of the 0MSF, you like megaman or zero? Join! Waiting to destroy resetti!!! Affilated with the pizza army for I am the cardinal of pepperoni! |
| From: FriendlyNudist | Posted: 7/27/2003 1:12:15 AM | Message Detail |
| DarthDemented, you're friend ripped that off the "Who
shot Mr. Burns" Simpsons episode. --- Clothes make the man: naked people have little to no influence on society. ---Mark Twain |
| From: DarthDemented | Posted: 7/27/2003 1:41:34 AM | Message Detail |
| actually it was the episode where Krusty looses his job
and he's standing on a street corner holding a sign that says "Will drop
pants for food" and he remarks that "That guy over there's doing it for
free" cut to guy with his pants around his ankles doing a crappy shuffle
dance singing "this old man just ain't what he use to be". if you're talking
about the others i don't remember what you're talking about. --- Peter-"Holy crip he's a Crapple" |
| From: Super Saiyajin SHIN | Posted: 7/27/2003 1:57:08 AM | Message Detail |
| When I was in 6th grade Kid1:Hey ***** Kid2:**** u Kid1 pulls out some type of bacteria we had in a bottle and poured on kid2....It made the substitute cry... --- It makes Sex look like a church....-The Simpsons |
| From: PorkSword | Posted: 7/27/2003 2:50:53 AM | Message Detail |
| Freshman year of high school, some guy was wrestling an
opponent at a match and became "noticeably aroused." He had to switch schools
after that. A math teacher was fired for sleeping with a 14 year old student that he later got pregnant. Some guys duct taped a cat and threw it off the top of the bleachers multiple times. Our physics teacher broke his finger while attempting to break a board with his bare hands. Finally, (in third grade) one guy sang Teenage Mutant Ninja ****heads! loudly and continuously in class. --- Are you sick of paying a lot for a muffler? With Pork in your name, you must be cool. -Mysteryco |
| From: mega zero89 | Posted: 7/27/2003 3:48:11 AM | Message Detail |
| i am in the drum corps at our school and we play for the
football games. Well anyway, we were messing with stuff in the gym before
a football game, and my friend takes a piss in the middle of the gym floor!
The other team was using the lockerroom connected to the gym, so we all
blamed it on them and got the team in major trouble with their school XD --- Leader of the 0MSF, you like megaman or zero? Join! Waiting to destroy resetti!!! Affilated with the pizza army for I am the cardinal of pepperoni! |
| From: mega zero89 | Posted: 7/27/2003 3:59:18 AM | Message Detail |
| Another time in 6th grade, we were in the computer lab
using this program called CAI, it was like english and reading class for
everyone to use individually and stuff. My friend asks me the name of the
hentai site my other friend showed me (at the time we considered cartoons
******* was the funniest thing) and i gave him the URL when i passed by
his computer to "get a kleenex". I see him and the people around him laughing
hysterically (the teacher was wearing head phones at her computer). I pass
by for another kleenex to see he has a huge picture of goku giving sailor
moon oral pulled up on the computer XD --- Leader of the 0MSF, you like megaman or zero? Join! Waiting to destroy resetti!!! Affilated with the pizza army for I am the cardinal of pepperoni! |
| From: Blaze916 | Posted: 7/27/2003 4:19:31 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- When Life Hands You Lemons, Kick Life in the Nads and shove the Lemons Down It's Throat and yell PWNED! |
| From: mega zero89 | Posted: 7/27/2003 4:19:53 AM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator] |
| From: Cheesewalker | Posted: 7/27/2003 6:19:17 AM | Message Detail |
| A gang of kids once broke into the staff room, stole $40,000
worth of item, went to the clocktower and set the clock 3 hours late, and
also took the janitor keys and chucked it in a gutter. Their Reason: They
didn't want to go to school (duh....its not like a there are only one set
of keys in the school) They all caught in the end and was suspened for 4
days :D And we also paid this kid 40 bux and dared him to run a lap around our school field(which sits right in front of the principal's office window) in nothing but his boxers. He did it, no staff saw and everyone just gave him $2 :) --- In the Old Days, People like to ride on their Ass. In these days, they like to sit on their Ass. |
| From: general duke | Posted: 7/27/2003 9:10:27 AM | Message Detail |
| tag-o-riffic --- How appropriate, you fight like a cow. |
| From: Andyjojo 87 | Posted: 7/27/2003 9:13:18 AM | Message Detail |
| my best friend put laxative in his homebase teachers coffee,
so that was kinda funny to watch him run down the hallway. --- email me at andy_smith87@hotmail.com |
| From: general duke | Posted: 7/27/2003 10:23:57 AM | Message Detail |
| I just remembered something, not at my school, but another.
At some point during the day, this girl (grade 11), gets the idea to sneak away, hide in some scrubland up the back of the school (so pretty isolated) and just "chill". She's there with her cigerettes and her weed. So she uses the weed, and maybe she's not feeling well, or it was the weed, but she passes out. Some grade 8 kids find her, and start burning her. They light some cigerettes and use the lit end to burn her. An hour or so later, she's a complete mess and has to go to hospital. Not sure if they caught the culprits... I suppose they did if the story got around as much as it did. --- How appropriate, you fight like a cow. |
| From: Kuecari | Posted: 7/27/2003 10:31:10 AM | Message Detail |
| I'm sure it's CRAZY, but it certainly wasn't cool. Grr... Some dumb*** prank called my high school office and said there was a bomb in the quad area, which is in the center of school and a place where everyone hangs out to eat lunch (except me, heheh). Yeah, this was during the last period of class. Which resulted in the principal getting on the PA system and announcing we couldn't go home because of a bomb threat. WTF is that? Anywho, they didn't find anything and we all went home eventually, but late. If I ever find out who pulled that one, I woulda beat the crap outta them. This was 5 years ago, when I was a freshman. --- Drive safely; 90% of all Americans are caused by accidents. |
| From: robtheg | Posted: 7/27/2003 10:33:08 AM | Message Detail |
| *tracking post* --- This user is awesome: http://s3.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.asp?board=486486 The official Topic Killer™ |
| From: silence blade | Posted: 7/27/2003 10:36:05 AM | Message Detail |
| When I was in junior high school, there was this semi-mentally
challenged kid in my class. One day, we were all on the computers when someone
started shouting. We all looked to the source and we saw the semi-mentally
challenged kid boldly choking the chicken in front of his computer. More
people joined in on the shouting to get him to stop but it was to no avail.
The teacher finally noticed it and stopped him but had a difficult time
restraining him due to his position. --- Your lack of faith is disturbing |
| From: trolls rule | Posted: 7/27/2003 1:38:11 PM | Message Detail |
| not that big but me and my friends almost started a big
fight by taking pics of hot girl's ass and their boyfriends got pissed --- the mods keepin me down |
| From: ensockerbagare | Posted: 7/27/2003 3:16:27 PM | Message Detail |
| This is the only one I remember now. We (Me and my friends) were taking a shower after gym class, and I badly needed to pee. So, long story short, I peed in an empty shampoo bottle and poured it all over my face for $2. Gr8t... --- Jag är Svensk! Jag är Libanes! En tvättäkta älg! En tvättäkta mes! |
| From: Mystic Spork | Posted: 7/27/2003 3:30:50 PM | Message Detail |
--- Umm...my friend's dog used to hump people when they came to his house. I went there one day, and my friend was humping the dog back. O_o-Cowman 007 |
| From: zeldamaster128 | Posted: 7/27/2003 3:37:13 PM | Message Detail |
| In 5th grade, this black belt kid named Vincent got really
pissed off and used karate on the teacher!! lol I havent seen him since
then. --- Summer 2003 Contest: 23/26 VOTE IN MY HOTTEST WOMAN TOURNEY |
| From: ChiefShootEmUp | Posted: 7/27/2003 5:50:08 PM | Message Detail |
| *t4g* --- I need a new sig. |
| From: Warrior Mage423 | Posted: 7/27/2003 5:53:41 PM | Message Detail |
| a couple pothead girls in my school took their parent's
car and drove it all the way to vermont ( i live in southern connecticut)
Stopping for food and gas along the way before they were caught by the police,
because one was pregnant and didn't want to get caught, and the mom sued
them for stealing the car. --- Your life is the result of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. |
| From: Sphincter M | Posted: 7/27/2003 6:38:48 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- Sphincter M-I stop the flow. |
| From: millerfatcat | Posted: 7/27/2003 8:32:21 PM | Message Detail |
| Quality. Tag. --- "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"-Einstein Friends board:rationalinsanity.tk |
| From: Bloodfang | Posted: 7/27/2003 8:41:38 PM | Message Detail |
| In P.E one day, the class was divided into four different
groups for boxing practice.Needless to say, i ended up fighting a guy who
was this badass Tae-kwon-do specialist, so he was really good, and, well,
he accidently hit me hard at the side of my face/eye..I felt i got a concussion
or something, so i had to rest down a bit while this guy sincerly apologiozed.I
continued later, but after the training i noticed my lip was bleeding.Meh. This one's better.Me and a friend of mine had to pick up this TV on a rolling table for class.The thing wouldn't budge, so i pushed it and the damn wheels got snagged or something, because the TV toppled over.I tried to put my arm in front of it, but it was too heavy and fell.The screen shattered with a flash, and my friend and other people walking through the hallway were laughing at me.Grrrr.I didn't have to pay for it though. --- Don't spill a drop dear, let me kiss the curse away. Yourself in my mouth, will you leave me with your taste? |
| From: inuyashafan24 | Posted: 7/27/2003 8:44:05 PM | Message Detail |
| My friend pushed me though a a glass door... --- My Mini Cooper: http://www.bmwworld.com/models/mini.jpg Adopted Samus Rules on 6/25/03. Cat-girls are sexy. Hoohaa! |
| From: Mr Evil13 | Posted: 7/27/2003 9:35:01 PM | Message Detail |
| Not really crazy, but something that just came to mind. In Physical Science, my friend beside me said something. And two other sguy behind me told me to take the glass stirring rod and break it over his head. Then my friend who said the thing did the whole "tough guy" thing. Telling me to break it over his head. And guess what. I broke it over his head. No damage done though. He told his parent's and they laughed. --- What's a kitten? Someone from the Sa2b board modded? whats that? How do you unlock Slobber Knockers? Someone from Random Insanity/SYM |
| From: Polished Car | Posted: 7/28/2003 2:28:59 AM | Message Detail |
--- The beatings will cease once the morale improves. |
| From: RiKeLmE | Posted: 7/28/2003 2:43:42 AM | Message Detail |
--- "The urge for the blood is stronger" Meier Link "If that day comes then another will hunt me" D |
| From: bbqchickenguy | Posted: 7/28/2003 2:50:23 AM | Message Detail |
| My math teacher told my friend to do 30 pushups because
he told this one guy to shut up. He told her to shut up. Doesn't that great,
but the comedic timing made it hilarious. --- SSBM Trophies: 285/290 Need Mew, Diskun, Celebi, Crazy Hand, and Food SMS Shine Sprites: 120/120 |
| From: KoD e946 | Posted: 7/28/2003 4:54:55 AM | Message Detail |
| Bring Up Many Posts --- "Start off slow... then go HYPER with your fingers." -RPG freek |
| From: Ramladu X | Posted: 7/28/2003 5:01:06 AM | Message Detail |
| Alright, so me and my friend Jon were doing weird stuff
waiting for some buses after school. This is 7th grade. I have a broken
beer bottle (don't ask) and the plan is that I swing it at him and stop
a short distance from his head, then he runs like he's been hurt. Well,
I didn't notice part of the bottle was broken under the label, so when I
swung part of the bottle broke off and hit him in the head. The security
guard, being the dumbass that he is, claims I broke the bottle over his
head. I think I got suspended till a counselor declared me safe to come
back to school. Bah. --- The Official Elected King of LUE! So what, since I'm a player, that means I dont get honry anymore? - Nuclear Winter |
| From: Volcom2k2 | Posted: 7/28/2003 5:09:50 AM | Message Detail |
| One time some kid at PE ate a live lizard for 20 bucks... There's also this kid with sight head problems who found a half eaten sandwhich under a urinal, picked it up, and ate it. --- "Vol is a good first hero" - edgefigaro My identity in my past life was the Anti-Christ |
| From: CrazyRob | Posted: 7/28/2003 5:12:38 AM | Message Detail |
| Ooooh! Another 500 topic. --- I want this person: http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.asp?board=218&topic=8262173 to check out my website @ http://www.expage.com/crazyrob |
| From: Xero Sate | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:18:21 AM | Message Detail |
| Great! This is a GOOD LUE topic! --- http://foxhound.xszone.nl CHECK IT OUT!! Trying is the first step to failure - Homer J. Simpson |
| From: NoNameBlitz | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:27:19 AM | Message Detail |
| In 8th grade, there was this kid who had some..problems,
his name was Chris. So one day he was talking smack to this other kid for
a while, and threw a bunch of twigs at him, now the kid who the problem
child was throwing twigs at was one really aggresive 5'0 70 pound kid called
Max, eventually Chris ended up going up to max and going "judo chop!! karate
kick!" and he judo chopped Max and karate kicked him. Well, that didnt do
much, but Max ended up punching Chris, and Chris starts screaming and running
in circles "HES TRYING TO KILL ME!" and he cries and cries. Man, I felt
bad, but I just could'nt resist laughing. --- Socom : NoNameBlitz Midnight Club 2 : HenceTheVile |
| From: Chuckobo | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:28:38 AM | Message Detail |
| one time in class, the teacher had to go out for a while
(which turned out to be like 10 minutes!!! o_O) so then some guys decided
to have classroom war... they divided the class into 2 halves and you had
to fully swamp the other half with the furniture. the guy in charge said "alright guys, don't get too rough. i'll let you use the chairs." immediately, a big toughie on our half grabbed a chair and fully threw it across the room. man it was going pretty fast... and it smashed right through a window... lucky no one got hurt... and when the teacher got back, the teachers from the adjacente classrooms had come to see what happened, but the Toughie had already ran upstairs and he was hiding there... he got tipped off and then was suspended... haha... --- Warning: Putting a TOS violation in your signature is grounds for an immediate loss of your account. |
| From: CreamyW00bie | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:34:17 AM | Message Detail |
| 30+ Cell Phones= Stolen. Yep, these guys just stole ALL of the cell phones of ONE WHOLE CLASSROOM. If they sold it for $50 each, they'd be billionaires by now. Except they got caught and expelled These guys were just in 7th Grade and they're already Master Thieves --- For Every Animal You Don't Eat, I'm Going To Eat Three- Maddox |
| From: imaturtleur2 | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:35:07 AM | Message Detail |
| Somebody robbed the student store for most of their candy,
and i know who it was =) --- P4 2.4 @ 2.81GHz, MSI 648Max mobo, 9500pro OC'd to 360/315, 512MB DDR 3200, 75GB HDD |
| From: Chuckobo | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:35:20 AM | Message Detail |
| but they got caught... how can u consider them master thieves?? o_O --- Warning: Putting a TOS violation in your signature is grounds for an immediate loss of your account. |
| From: imaturtleur2 | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:36:39 AM | Message Detail |
| oh, they didnt get "caught", but they gave me a ton of
candy and said they did it --- P4 2.4 @ 2.81GHz, MSI 648Max mobo, 9500pro OC'd to 360/315, 512MB DDR 3200, 75GB HDD |
| From: Chuckobo | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:37:51 AM | Message Detail |
| haha... lucky you. mmmm... ca ca ca cccaaaaannndddy.... *drools* --- Warning: Putting a TOS violation in your signature is grounds for an immediate loss of your account. |
| From: CreamyW00bie | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:38:15 AM | Message Detail |
| They almost got away with it except one guy squealed before
they could leave the campus --- For Every Animal You Don't Eat, I'm Going To Eat Three- Maddox |
| From: cobrakid21 | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:43:59 AM | Message Detail |
| I got another one.... I was totally verbally bashing and owning this guy with everything I said. It got so bad that he left the class crying. He came back into class and looked at me with this sad look. Sarcastically, I asked him if he had a good cry... Everyone started to laugh but he was not so amused. He runs over to me and punches me right in the face. It hurt like hell but I kept a straight face, chuckeled and asked "Is that all you got?"... He totally flipped out and it took like 5 people to restrain him. Good times....... --- "We ride together, we die together...Bad Boys for life..." |
| From: cloudsbusterblade | Posted: 7/28/2003 7:06:10 AM | Message Detail |
| tag. --- Nirvana Sublime Bob Marley Hendrix Experience Korn Cream Santana AFI Led Zeppelin The Beatles pink floyd metallica aerosmith eagles journey they're all good |
| From: Saiya Jin | Posted: 7/28/2003 7:21:56 AM | Message Detail |
| Well... it's not really crazy..: We had a new teacher, and I ( crazy bastard ) put the clock ahead for about 45 minutes... wa bang! Our school didn't have a bel, so the teachers always looked at the clocks on the wall.... it was so cool.. by the time that guy knew what had happened, we were miles away.. --- He who acquires his skills quickly, is he who is the first to perish. frieza to Mirai Trunks |
| From: JoeyC134 | Posted: 7/28/2003 11:35:43 AM | Message Detail |
| this asian "gangsta" buys $0.50 candy and sells them for
$1.00 while the rest of the asian "gangstas" sell cigarettes --- I write mens room graffiti IN MY OWN BATHROOM - Lavos is ALIVE again |
| From: geezerman402 | Posted: 7/28/2003 4:22:36 PM | Message Detail |
| Nothing crazy... once I forgot to pre wash some new clothing....
this time, a hoodie. Ran in the rain, ended up smellin like a stink bomb.
Threw it in my locker, and also a bunch of flower scenting things. God I
pity whoever gets my locker next year. --- Megaman comics. Made simple. Megaman¥X. http://megamancrash.tripod.com |
| From: wwwcom654 | Posted: 7/28/2003 4:37:40 PM | Message Detail |
| One kid at our school lit a paper airplane and some paper
towels on fire in the locker room. Of course, he was smart enough to film
the whole thing, so the police had plenty of evidence O_o. --- There's a 70% chance the thing you're standing on is cake. |
| From: CrazyRob | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:40:13 PM | Message Detail |
| LUE-LOL --- I want this person: http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.asp?board=218&topic=8262173 to check out my website @ http://www.expage.com/crazyrob |
| From: millerfatcat | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:40:51 PM | Message Detail |
| Bump. Pure gold.... --- "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"-Einstein Friends board:rationalinsanity.tk |
| From: TimmyTheRabidTurtle | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:53:57 PM | Message Detail |
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| From: TimmyTheRabidTurtle | Posted: 7/28/2003 7:42:53 PM | Message Detail |
| This one time, someone stole all the mouse balls from
the the computer room. (Sounds wierd, but you know what I mean) --- Yes, I really am the guy that owns and operates CJayC. PioneerGaming.com - Your PC Gaming Source |
| From: Borskey | Posted: 7/28/2003 9:06:06 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- "To believe in something only for a gain, that isn't believing." - Unsane2clown on religion |
| From: llamaofdoom | Posted: 7/28/2003 10:16:19 PM | Message Detail |
| WarriorMage423: do you go to NFMS/HS? --- http://www.freewebs.com/randomcrap4/llama.bmp.gif -Gunghoguns MS paint conception of my user name^_^ |
| From: TI92 Calculator | Posted: 7/29/2003 12:10:19 AM | Message Detail |
| lol bump --- *Is Polished Car* |
| From: MI4 REAL | Posted: 7/29/2003 12:29:07 AM | Message Detail |
| Bump again --- Super Smash Bros Melee. Trophies:288 Challenges Complete:51 Perfect Dark Rank-Elite:4 Turok 3-Joseph Oblivion Clear-1 Death <34> |
| From: DaruniaTheGoron | Posted: 7/29/2003 2:47:36 AM | Message Detail |
| Once in grade 7, there was this crazy kid. At least a
quarter of the time during French class (I live in Canada) he was hiding
under a sink. The teacher NEVER caught him. We always laughed and stuff
and the teacher had no idea what was going on. The same kid got sent out in the hall once. The teacher made him bring his desk and chair. Well I left the class to get a drink (the fountain is right outside the class) and the kid throws the desk down the stairs. rofl, it was hilarious, the teacher ran out and all the kids in the class were wondering wtf happened. There was this other pyscho kid who needed to take medication to calm himself down, sometimes he forgot, and he did the most hilarious things. Once he got in a fist fight with the principal. He landed a couple punches, and was suspended for a while. During music class, when the teachers back was turned, he picked up this banjo and played it, it didn't really make any noise, and a couple times he pretended to bash the teacher over the head with it, lmao. --- Member of Hylian Knights Official Sponsor of Link (LoZ) and Master Chief (Halo) for the Summer 2003 Contest SC2003: 24/28 |
| From: Yen Yen | Posted: 7/29/2003 3:04:18 AM | Message Detail |
| There was this kid named Richard, who had some problems,
and he constantly crapped and pissed himself. He had zero friends, and soiled
sweat pants wet with urine on all the time. Nearly everyday, a mob of people
drive-by sprayed him with Lysol when they saw him in the halls. It was great. --- *Is BackFromHell * *This is a shared account* I say instead of mittens, kittens should tape garbage bags to their paws. -Presidentevil123 |
| From: ShaneOmac | Posted: 7/29/2003 3:47:11 AM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator] |
| From: ff rulz | Posted: 7/29/2003 4:08:20 AM | Message Detail |
| *TAG* --- Only intimacy with God can fill the deepest needs inside of us. No other created thing has that power. -www.bible.com |
| From: ShaneOmac | Posted: 7/29/2003 4:09:23 AM | Message Detail |
| When i was in 8th grade there was these two kids arguing,
one was a guy and the other a girl. I'm not sure what they were arguing
about but the guy got so mad he pulled the girls pants down and shoved his
two fingers in her. The next day her older brother beat him up. --- ShaneOmac |
| From: Sir crapalot | Posted: 7/29/2003 4:13:50 AM | Message Detail |
| Taggy taggy. --- Proud Member of The DTP Do you hate... STUDITIY? -DarkCobra |
| From: Cavsta | Posted: 7/29/2003 4:26:35 AM | Message Detail |
| Bump, anyone got anymore? I would like to see this get
to 500. --- 'You filthy maggot Snaga, don't think I'm damaged enough not to rip out your eyes like I did to Radburg just now' (Shagrat to Snaga). |
| From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 7/29/2003 5:01:38 AM | Message Detail |
| When i was in 8th grade there was these two kids arguing,
one was a guy and the other a girl. I'm not sure what they were arguing
about but the guy got so mad he pulled the girls pants down and shoved his
two fingers in her. The next day her older brother beat him up. Omg...that's the best story ever. One time there was this guy that smelled really bad at my school that no one likes. So my friends ran up to him and sprayed two or three bottles of lysol or something on him and ran. I think some of it got in his eyes too so he couldn't see it was them. Another story is when everyone in my school has to take accelerated reading tests. Basically, you had to read a certain amount of points by the end of the semester, and there's tons of books you can read for different amount of points. My friends took Harry Potter, got all the questions right, memorized the questions and answers, and sold it to people for $5 a piece. We got reading Harry Potter banned from the tests until we graduate. --- Pinoy Clan Ninja Panda Proud member of Team Family Fun - DJ 6T9 |
| From: NoNameBlitz | Posted: 7/29/2003 5:07:32 AM | Message Detail |
| Another one I got, (that guy that pantsed the girl reminded
me of it) one time, this guy cheated on this girl, and she had seem him
do it, so before he even got a chance to say anything, BAM pepper spray,
and 4 huge slaps to the face and a kick to the crotch. He was hurtin' bad
while my friends and I laughed our asses off and cheered the girl on. 8th grade ruled...heh <reads some stories> I cant wait for high school <freshman in 2 weeks> --- Socom : NoNameBlitz Midnight Club 2 : HenceTheVile |
| From: TehSpecialVet0rz | Posted: 7/29/2003 5:09:52 AM | Message Detail |
| I'm a freshman too soon. It will be so much fun, since
my brother is a senior, and I'm pretty much cool with all his friends. Hot...friends... --- You're like a blind man picking out p0rn. - Stiffler |
| From: Skullman X | Posted: 7/29/2003 5:12:26 AM | Message Detail |
| Tag --- I need a sig with much desperation. Please help me. |
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| From: NEOPHYTE | Posted: 7/29/2003 5:29:25 AM | Message Detail |
| Got into a one-on-one fight last school year. I had the
most injuries but I smacked him twice at the ground and told him to stand
up. I avoided 2 or 3 punches by ducking. Some people said it was like the
matrix so yeah I was proud of myself. And there's always the classic egg throwing at the end of the year or letting of stink bombs at school. And at the advent week (don't know if you guys know what it is) somebody stole 1 of the 4 candles (damnit it's hard to explain, English is my third language). We couldn't leave the school before the candle was returned. So this one dude climbed up a dumpster, onto the wall and jumped onto the street. Everybody was cheering and laughing. He got caught though he didn't cared. The candle eventually was found in the school cafeteria. --- Bah isn't Pirates a Disney movie? Disney could take a dump and call it a movie and it would hit #1. - MissNegativity |
| From: hAiRyGrEeNcOaTv2 | Posted: 7/29/2003 6:04:32 AM | Message Detail |
| I just hope someone saved this instant classic... --- Horum omnium fortissimi sunt Belgae, propterea quod a cultu atque ludis videonibus provinciae longissime absunt Errhmm.. o.o-Angel Blue Eyes |
| From: the last crusader | Posted: 7/29/2003 6:56:35 AM | Message Detail |
| This one mentally challenged guy came out in his underwear
once. Then he kept hitting his pants and saying bad wiener, BAD! Also, he
took a crap then put it in a frying pan and ran around yelling I GOT BREAKFAST! These stories are courtesy of my brother. --- He put a live brick in his pants, he named it boombots- Disco Joe on the dumb kid in daycare.Owner of Cujo the metroid |
| From: Cloud5176 | Posted: 7/29/2003 7:43:32 AM | Message Detail |
| One time this past year, in Chemistry Lab, a kid turned
the bunsen burner on as high and as hot as it couls get, and then farted
near it. A huge flame leapt over to the next table and aught this girl's
hair on fire. The funny thing is that it was his girlfriend. The kid didn't
get in trouble, but his girlfriend slapped him and cussed him in front of
the whole school. Also with a bunsen burner: Some kid (A different one) sprayed an aeresol can through the burner, and it hit a rack test tubes with white phosphurous in them. The whole wall was burning in a few seconds, and part of the table exploded. Ahh... Good times. The kid was expelled. Also, some guy's girlfriend didn't like that he spent more time on his games than with her, so she lit his game bag on fire and threw it in his locker. She was suspended for five days. One of my friends picked the lock of the teachers room during an assembly, and taped up tons of porn on the walls. For some reason, it took the teachers a long time to clean it up. XD Also during an assembly, a friend threw a vibrator at someone on the stage. He was suspended for 1 day. No clue why he even had one in the first place... There was a glass case with a golden metal knight (Our mascot) in the gym. During a day when we were allowed to do whatever we wanted, a kid kept throwing a bunch of stuff at the case. After like half an hour of throwing stuff, the case smashed into the floor. The kid was suspended for a month. I have more, so just ask if you want them. --- EQOA: Name: Levostial Server: Hodstock Character Info: Elven Paladin. |
| From: inuyashafan24 | Posted: 7/29/2003 8:18:59 AM | Message Detail |
| Near the start of my 7th grade year my best friend was
going over his girl friend's house and I was making jokes about it as we
walked to our bus to go home. I was like "Bad boy bad boy whatcha gonna
do?!" And he got annoyed and pushed me...well I backed up but he still hit
me...and I got pushed right through a glass panel in front of the pricipals
office...and I only lost about a pint of blood! We almost got expeld but
my friend took the entire blame for it and got 1 months detention... --- My Mini Cooper: http://www.bmwworld.com/models/mini.jpg Adopted Samus Rules on 6/25/03. Cat-girls are sexy. Hoohaa! |
| From: DarthDemented | Posted: 7/29/2003 9:28:34 AM | Message Detail |
| there was this one stoner who thought he could get away
with getting in the top row of bleachers and smoking weed during his gym
class. there was this one attention whore kid who was paid $5 to lick a floor tile and $10 to drink water straight from a toilet. that one was a classic. another one was this mentally challenged kid was real gullible. these jocks tricked him into thinking this one girl liked him and they said she liked it whenever her boobs were grabbed. long story short the jocks laughed their asses off and it pissed the rest of us off because we thought that was mean of the jocks to do. --- Peter-"Holy crip he's a Crapple" |
| From: Nemesis731 | Posted: 7/29/2003 10:00:13 AM | Message Detail |
| This is great, keep em coming... |
| From: the last crusader | Posted: 7/29/2003 10:05:56 AM | Message Detail |
| Those jocks stole that joke from There's Something About
Mary! PS:Anybody like my stories? --- He put a live brick in his pants, he named it boombots- Disco Joe on the dumb kid in daycare.Owner of Cujo the metroid |
| From: bushleague | Posted: 7/29/2003 10:11:40 AM | Message Detail |
| Once there was this fat kid and the kid who sat next to
him held a pencil pointing up on his chair as he went to sit down. The pencil
went through the fat kids pants and the lead broke off inside his bum. The
fat kid had to go to the doctor and have his ass frozen while they removed
the lead. --- "You gotta love Barry" -Mr. Wesker |
| From: Phange 2 | Posted: 7/29/2003 10:12:42 AM | Message Detail |
| I fingered my first girlfriend in the Band Tuba Room..... --- One time, I had to take a bath with my Grandma. She only had one boob. - Salamander |
| From: SeymourGuodo | Posted: 7/29/2003 3:31:53 PM | Message Detail |
| Me and a friend stole everyone's binder in math, and we
ran and threw them into the poll in gym XD, the teacher was taking a crap,
and the kids were at lunch. We weren't at lunch because we got in trouble
for throwing a girl's binder outside a window XD Life Rules! --- Guy: So, you want to go out with me? Girl: I am busy that day. Guy: I haven't said a day Both: ... |
| From: Tseng808 | Posted: 7/29/2003 5:05:25 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- "Giving up so soon Sora...?"-Riku, Kingdom Hearts [RPG ELITE]{808} The Turk=Tseng808 |
| From: Tseng808 | Posted: 7/29/2003 5:34:08 PM | Message Detail |
| well this one time we were waiting for our teacher to
arrive at the lesson and we were next to some stairs and the stairs have gaps between them and we were like at very top(kind of spiral stair case) and i was spitting between them like every 1 does and this teacher happens to be walkign past and i got him on shoulder he ran up asked who it was i looked at every 1 an in stead of getting every 1 into trouble i owned up and didnt get wrong at all O.o --- "Giving up so soon Sora...?"-Riku, Kingdom Hearts [RPG ELITE]{808} The Turk=Tseng808 |
| From: Tseng808 | Posted: 7/29/2003 5:42:49 PM | Message Detail |
| tgis story sucks but it was fnny at the time in our lesson
once cant remember which but i stole evrys 1 ball form there mouse and they
couldnt use the mouse(obviously) --- "Giving up so soon Sora...?"-Riku, Kingdom Hearts [RPG ELITE]{808} The Turk=Tseng808 |
| From: Tseng808 | Posted: 7/29/2003 5:55:44 PM | Message Detail |
| this other time i was in PE with a friend AKA. Sunken
Turd(GameFAQS user name) and we were doing press ups and exercises on different weird mats and what i ddi was spat and licked every ,at i went on and there was big lick marks and drips of spit and this kid named Calaghan pt his hand in it! and also a kid called Nick --- "Giving up so soon Sora...?"-Riku, Kingdom Hearts [RPG ELITE]{808} The Turk=Tseng808 |
| From: Tseng808 | Posted: 7/29/2003 6:41:16 PM | Message Detail |
| one time in our French lssn a few years ago we were doing
some activitie where the teacher throws a bal to us we catch and say some
word(summit like that) and this kid called Charlie(called that coz when he was little he would alays play with his wang) and i said to him throw the ball at the prjector(coz we had to throw ball back to teacher he throw it at this projector lol priceless --- "Giving up so soon Sora...?"-Riku, Kingdom Hearts [RPG ELITE]{808} The Turk=Tseng808 |
| From: Radioactive Melon | Posted: 7/29/2003 6:46:13 PM | Message Detail |
| We almost got expeld but my friend took the entire
blame for it and got 1 months detention... So if you had both taken the blame you would both have been expelled....but one guy taking resposibility got 1 month detent? I'm confused. --- OMGWTFBBQ |
| From: ThePreacher | Posted: 7/29/2003 7:12:13 PM | Message Detail |
| In 3rd grade, this kid named Mario would randomly take
off his pants. I forgot when this was, but some kid mooned the teachers
regularly...when their backs were turned -_- LMAO! --- Sha'mone. ~Balance Guardian~ |
| From: MichiganMarine | Posted: 7/29/2003 7:43:00 PM | Message Detail |
| 9th grade: me and my friend paul took the fetal pig heads
from biology dissection and put tehm over the water fountain heads. 10th grade: every day for the whole year, someone got pushed out the side door of our locker room after shower time. the thing is, you had to go around the front of the school to get back in, and EVERYONE would see it. they got wise, and started watching the door, and we would just back of for a week or so, then someone else would get it. lol, i mean EVERYONE too, including me. 12th grade: we took about 20 model rocket ignition systems, and ran them into a type of firework called a Silver Salute, that we had to drive down into Indiana to buy. anyways, we linked about 20 of them together, and buried them in the football field, about 1 foot down. there was a lead wire, which ran about 60 feet away. then we set it off the next day during lunch, and there was a THUNDERCLAP, and roughly a 30 foot plume of dirt and grass that most everyone saw. amazingly, we didn't get caught...(FYI, this was back in '94, way before the Columbine stuff, so school security was WAY different back then :D ) --- Rent this space : 1 800 TRINITY |
| From: MichiganMarine | Posted: 7/29/2003 7:44:11 PM | Message Detail |
| 9th grade: me and my friend paul took the fetal pig heads
from biology dissection and put them over the water fountain heads. 10th grade: every day for the whole year, someone got pushed out the side door of our locker room after shower time. the thing is, you had to go around the front of the school, naked, to get back in, and EVERYONE would see it. they got wise, and started watching the door, and we would just back of for a week or so, then someone else would get it. lol, i mean EVERYONE too, including me. 12th grade: we took about 20 model rocket ignition systems, and ran them into a type of firework called a Silver Salute, that we had to drive down into Indiana to buy. anyways, we linked about 20 of them together, and buried them in the football field, about 1 foot down. there was a lead wire, which ran about 60 feet away. then we set it off the next day during lunch, and there was a THUNDERCLAP, and roughly a 30 foot plume of dirt and grass that most everyone saw. amazingly, we didn't get caught...(FYI, this was back in '94, way before the Columbine stuff, so school security was WAY different back then :D ) --- Rent this space : 1 800 TRINITY |
| From: Hyperknc | Posted: 7/29/2003 7:53:10 PM | Message Detail |
| Another story is when everyone in my school has to
take accelerated reading tests. Basically, you had to read a certain amount
of points by the end of the semester, and there's tons of books you can
read for different amount of points. My friends took Harry Potter, got all
the questions right, memorized the questions and answers, and sold it to
people for $5 a piece. We got reading Harry Potter banned from the tests
until we graduate. Man, those Acerated readers are the easiest things to cheat on it's not funny. Well it is. You can find the answers in a search engine. Well, the programe beats having to write essays I guess. --- He took his vorpal sword in hand:Long time the manxome foe he sought--So rested he by the Tumtum tree,And stood awhile in thought |
| From: summdumkid | Posted: 7/29/2003 8:03:58 PM | Message Detail |
| come on we only need like less than 30 posts! --- "Oh Asuka you got a massager!" "That's not a massager..." |
| From: Flea 3408 | Posted: 7/29/2003 8:07:31 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- Remember when you were a kid and you thought that you're father was Superman? but then you grew up and realised he was just a drunk in a cape |
| From: Yama | Posted: 7/29/2003 8:21:03 PM | Message Detail |
| If someone punched you, you had to cover your face with
your hands, Darth Demented? That's the stupidest thing ever. You cover your
face, you leave your chest open to attack. Stupid, stupid, stupid. --- Kefka hates hates hates hates hates hates hates hates hates you. |
| From: The Leech | Posted: 7/29/2003 8:25:29 PM | Message Detail |
| Man, I had those accelerated reader tests too. So damn
annoying. --- Remember, don't eat the yellow snow. |
| From: MaullarMaullar | Posted: 7/29/2003 9:14:29 PM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- "Knowing ignorance is strength. Ignoring knowledge is sickness." |
| From: El Bomb Davico | Posted: 7/29/2003 9:27:36 PM | Message Detail |
| beautiful topic... simply beautiful... tag... --- "If your not mature enough to realize that a game doesn't have to be rated mature to be fun, then you are not mature enough for mature games" - Me |
| From: Vim19 | Posted: 7/30/2003 2:38:18 AM | Message Detail |
| <Halley/Eminem>I think this topic's gone craaazyy There no mountain you can climb, there's...</halley/Eminem> --- The sweet is not as sweet without the sour I am a fighter, not a lover |
| From: hAiRyGrEeNcOaTv2 | Posted: 7/30/2003 4:58:34 AM | Message Detail |
| More, more, MORE!!! (I never see something funny at my
school btw) --- Horum omnium fortissimi sunt Belgae, propterea quod a cultu atque ludis videonibus provinciae longissime absunt Errhmm.. o.o-Angel Blue Eyes |
| From: PaleGuy | Posted: 7/30/2003 5:05:52 AM | Message Detail |
| In January, when I was in school, a friend of mine was
enjoying his last day at school. So to celebrate, he rode the bus (the one
I ride), and sat next to me. He kept looking nervously at the bus driver
with a weird smirk on his face. Then all of a sudden, he pulled down his
pants, and OMG total exposure!.. He urinated ALL over the bus seats, and
jumped out of the emergency exit WHILE the bus was going like 25 MPH, and
ran home with his pants and boxers around his ankles. He later then had
to clean his urination and got some sort of suspension even though he wasn't
coming back for "Exposing Bodily Parts." --- "Alright enough, anymore talk from you and i'm gonna have to commit suicide" - Duckbear To Me |
| From: PaleGuy | Posted: 7/30/2003 5:14:08 AM | Message Detail |
| I have the weirdest kids at my school. One of them in
my English class thought he was ACTUALLY Harry Potter. He would come to
school with a cape and constantly yell out spells from the book/movie. "WING-GARDIUM-LEVIOSA!"...
He started a Harry Potter club, in which he met his girlfriend "Hermione
Granger." He also would chase teachers around if anyone taunted him yelling
out "Professor McGonagall!! Professor DumbleDore!!" Then later, he would
meditate in class mumbling things in class having to do with Lord Voldemorte... We would constantly taunt him, and I think we had a really devastating effect on the poor boy. Turns out, he was a closet homosexual. He came out. And is in no way reserved. --- "Alright enough, anymore talk from you and i'm gonna have to commit suicide" - Duckbear To Me |
| From: misteryugi | Posted: 7/30/2003 7:59:42 AM | Message Detail |
| lets see... -in eighth grade, throwing powder (antiquing) the teachers on the last day of school. -letting off stink bombs in the halls -download pr0n onto the computers -POOPING in the middle of class (not me though) -recieving a 'beejay' in the bathroom stall no, none of these are made up. so many good times.. --- It's only after we've lost everything that we can do anything. |
| From: sebiethenetdude | Posted: 7/30/2003 8:04:44 AM | Message Detail |
| Well Ive rolled a crazy kid down a hill in a dumpster.... --- When Jehovahs Witnesses die, do God and Saint Peter hide behind a cloud and say "Pretend we aren't in" |
| From: sunken turd | Posted: 7/30/2003 9:12:13 AM | Message Detail |
| At the start of this year me and my friend cracked my
form room roof by standing on chairs and jumping at it. 2 years ago this one kid picked up a huge ball of ice and through it at a door, but one of my friends came through the door and got hit in the face with it and was bleeding and stuff. The kid who through it followed him into the toilets and told the person who he had hit, that if he told a teacher it was him he would hit him. Theres this portacabin thing at school....which is like a shed/caravan/classroom and teachers dont go there very often. So we were pulling on the door and stuff and it fell off, then some kid through the door out the fire exit, my friend then walked down it and it snapped (the paint held it togethor) the kid then put the door back and pretended nothing had happend Some kid was high during a spanish test and started laughing at the ceiling --- "YOU?!"...."yes, me, me, me"...*converts him* "me too" |
| From: Phange 2 | Posted: 7/30/2003 9:13:51 AM | Message Detail |
| At our school we had this myserious guy called "The Poopy
Bandit", and he smeared poop all over the boy's bathroom mirrors all the
time. They never caught him. --- One time, I had to take a bath with my Grandma. She only had one boob. - Salamander |
| From: sunken turd | Posted: 7/30/2003 9:14:56 AM | Message Detail |
| oh yeah...on the last day of school we get a half day,
and last year some kid shaved his hair into a mullet and dyed it bright
green............the teachers found him and he had to stay back after the
half day --- "YOU?!"...."yes, me, me, me"...*converts him* "me too" |
| From: Weiki Weiki | Posted: 7/30/2003 9:16:29 AM | Message Detail |
| Some guy named Robbie in my kindergarten class took this
rock, weighing a respectable 1 or 2 pounds into a paper bag, and started
swinging the bag around. The teacher caught him, but he only got a time
out or something. --- She came to me with a serpents kiss as the eye of the sun rose on her lips. Moonlight catches silver tears i cry... |
| From: CrazyRob | Posted: 7/30/2003 2:26:00 PM | Message Detail |
| I've been called "Robbie" before. --- I want this person: http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.asp?board=218&topic=8262173 to check out my website @ http://www.expage.com/crazyrob |
| From: CrazyRob | Posted: 7/30/2003 2:26:32 PM | Message Detail |
| almost 500 --- I want this person: http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.asp?board=218&topic=8262173 to check out my website @ http://www.expage.com/crazyrob |
| From: CrazyRob | Posted: 7/30/2003 2:26:48 PM | Message Detail |
| 500! --- I want this person: http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.asp?board=218&topic=8262173 to check out my website @ http://www.expage.com/crazyrob |
| From: CrazyRob | Posted: 7/30/2003 2:27:23 PM | Message Detail |
| WHOOOO! --- I want this person: http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.asp?board=218&topic=8262173 to check out my website @ http://www.expage.com/crazyrob |
| From: CrazyRob | Posted: 7/30/2003 2:28:03 PM | Message Detail |
| Let's keep it going! --- I want this person: http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.asp?board=218&topic=8262173 to check out my website @ http://www.expage.com/crazyrob |
| From: CrazyRob | Posted: 7/30/2003 2:28:29 PM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
| From: Read the FAQ | Posted: 7/30/2003 2:28:59 PM | Message Detail |
| 500? |
| From: CrazyRob | Posted: 7/30/2003 2:29:09 PM | Message Detail |
| I will keep posting until 500! --- I want this person: http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.asp?board=218&topic=8262173 to check out my website @ http://www.expage.com/crazyrob |
| From: ZidaneLeonheart87 | Posted: 7/30/2003 2:29:27 PM | Message Detail |
| aww topic will die soon --- "To be a hardcore fan of the matrix, you must hate the matrix" ~ZidaneLeonheart87~ |
| From: CrazyRob | Posted: 7/30/2003 2:29:44 PM | Message Detail |
| Keep it going! --- I want this person: http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.asp?board=218&topic=8262173 to check out my website @ http://www.expage.com/crazyrob |
| From: Read the FAQ | Posted: 7/30/2003 2:29:49 PM | Message Detail |
| Huh. |
| From: Maddogg218 | Posted: 7/30/2003 2:29:56 PM | Message Detail |
| almost... --- Eh. I liked Pong, but its characters were pretty one-dimensional.- Amazing Telephone |
| From: CrazyRob | Posted: 7/30/2003 2:30:03 PM | Message Detail |
| it was going to die soon anyway --- I want this person: http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.asp?board=218&topic=8262173 to check out my website @ http://www.expage.com/crazyrob |