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| From: Mystic Spork | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:23:40 PM | Message Detail |
| One time, I had to take a bath with my Grandma. She
only had one boob. SIGGED --- One time, I had to take a bath with my Grandma. She only had one boob. -Salamander |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:24:10 PM | Message Detail |
| Of course, the thing with my grandma wasn't all that erotic... --- "I don't want to goddamn hear that ass balls damn hell bastard crap."-Jar Jar Binks *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: Ancientsmirf | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:24:25 PM | Message Detail |
| All I can say is 1 eleven year old boy+ XXX videos+ 1 twelve year old spying girl= 2 years of being grounded --- My pic : http://tinyurl.com/aclz Another pic: http://tinyurl.com/fc1p Visit it! NOW |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:25:41 PM | Message Detail |
| O_O Twice in one topic... --- "I don't want to goddamn hear that ass balls damn hell bastard crap."-Jar Jar Binks *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: SoulReaver7911 | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:26:39 PM | Message Detail |
| Raging Programmer has now been sigged. --- "And I was like, whoa! How strangely erotic. Then like, erotic stuff ensued." - Raging Programmer, talking about his cat. |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:28:10 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh! (I just keep remembering more!) One time, my mom caught me talking to a dead rat with a stick jammed down it's throat. For some reason, I thought it was a squirrel. Of course, that's not very erotic either... --- "I don't want to goddamn hear that ass balls damn hell bastard crap."-Jar Jar Binks *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: quicksilver21098 | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:29:23 PM | Message Detail |
| this has to be the funniest topic i have seen in a while --- ~`<^>Quicksilver21098<^>`~ I am the MASTER OF TOAST Bellator Niger PMSi |
| From: Andalite2K | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:34:19 PM | Message Detail |
| one time in elementary i really had to take a dump. so
i went into the bathroom, each classroom had its own bathroom, and i was
sitting down and some girl came in and she looked at me and i said, "I'm
taking a..." and she closed the door. --- We Own the Other Team! |
| From: Mystic Spork | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:35:51 PM | Message Detail |
| ROFL at Salamander!!! --- One time, I had to take a bath with my Grandma. She only had one boob. -Salamander |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:39:07 PM | Message Detail |
| My mom stripped my friend and I and shot us down the Crocodile
Mile, too That was pretty erotic --- "I don't want to goddamn hear that ass balls damn hell bastard crap."-Jar Jar Binks *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: CubeKnight | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:39:38 PM | Message Detail |
| Hey Salamander, want to play doctor? ;-) --- Thats the most horrible thing I've heard today, but there is always tomorrow to top it. I'm all for destroying humanity. ~ Mr gonzo |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:40:05 PM | Message Detail |
| Sure. Got a shovel? --- "I don't want to goddamn hear that ass balls damn hell bastard crap."-Jar Jar Binks *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: CubeKnight | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:42:00 PM | Message Detail |
| SIGGED --- One time, my mom caught me talking to a dead rat with a stick jammed down it's throat. ~ Salamander |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:42:52 PM | Message Detail |
| 3, and counting --- "I don't want to goddamn hear that ass balls damn hell bastard crap."-Jar Jar Binks *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: CubeKnight | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:42:58 PM | Message Detail |
| Now, where did I leave that shovel? I'm sure I burried someone with it last night... --- One time, my mom caught me talking to a dead rat with a stick jammed down it's throat. ~ Salamander |
| From: AzNBoY | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:43:28 PM | Message Detail |
| Only about a year ago, I felt the b00bies. WHile in math,
as usual, I was kinda sleeping. The girl dropped her pencil and was leaning
down to get it, but my hand was in the way ^_~ So i felt her boobies when
she leaned down, and she said "sorry" to me. XD I shouldve said, "no, it was my pleasure." =D but I was like O.o for the whole period. --- "my friend has halo for ps2" ~~ NoNameBlitz + some unimportant things he mumbled along those words. |
| From: SoulReaver7911 | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:45:32 PM | Message Detail |
| One time I was at my friend's house, and I went in their
pantry in the middle of the night to find his parents doing IT anally. All
I wanted was an Oreo cookie... --- "And I was like, whoa! How strangely erotic. Then like, erotic stuff ensued." - Raging Programmer, talking about his cat. |
| From: TRPRenard | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:57:19 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh... my... God... This topic is so strangely LUE. O_O --- -Renard Take a rest at Renards Raft: http://www.renardsraft.tk |
| From: Johnnybigone | Posted: 6/28/2003 3:58:09 PM | Message Detail |
| One time after finding what teh sex0rz is I tried humping
the muffler to our car... But I didn't know that my mom just got back so
I burnt my wang... X( --- Its a raccoon! They are so cute! Except when they get all rabid.I miss my fingers.-bobDB |
| From: SkylarWilcox | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:01:18 PM | Message Detail |
| Is this a tag post? ... Yes, yes it is. O_o --- Now Playing: Skies of Arcadia Legends, Sonic Adventure DX Fave Genres: Action, Adventure, RPG, Fighting, Platform |
| From: TRPRenard | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:01:54 PM | Message Detail |
| How do you 'tag'? Seriously I want to know. --- -Renard Take a rest at Renards Raft: http://www.renardsraft.tk |
| From: DaGr1nCh | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:02:10 PM | Message Detail |
| I would have got the chance to lose my virginity but
then some guy knocked on the door saying "You've been in there too long
what are you doing? ****ing?" I woulda replied with "Yeah, now get the hell away from the door and let me finish!!!!!" --- "Fool me once shame on......... Shame on you................. Uhhh fool me, ya can't get fooled again." - George W. Bush |
| From: TheMasterSword | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:05:51 PM | Message Detail |
| *track* |
| From: Holden Caulfield | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:11:31 PM | Message Detail |
| Meatsims story gave me a boner --- Not only did it look stupid as hell, it probably hurt like hell too. |
| From: Wandering Tomato | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:15:54 PM | Message Detail |
| "Meatsim's story gave me a boner" Uh... THESE ARE FIVE-YEAR OLDS, YOU PEDO! --- Uh... My neighbor runs around in the woods naked and tries to fish with his wang. I hardly see that as erotic though. -Spike Spiegel |
| From: Payne To The Max4 | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:18:02 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, let me explain for you. It all started in Grade
2. I had to go take a pee, so I went to the washroom, and, uh, took a pee. When I got there, I saw 2 other boys taking off their pants. They started to dance, hold hands, and lick each other. I was scared, so I ran to my teacher. I told her what had happened, and we both went to the Boys washroom (where the naked dancing took place). My teacher told both of them to put their pants back on, but then suddenly, my teacher became entranced. As did the boys. My teacher was wet, I could see it (literally). She then stripped down to nothing, so the 2 boys, and my teacher, had massive sex. And one of the boys fell in a poop-filled toilet. Le Fin. --- I'd like to have "It's Raining Men" playing, as my body is dropped from the church rafters.-JustJay |
| From: sma11KAcTussss | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:19:05 PM | Message Detail |
| POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE I used to take showers with my dad... when I got soap into my eyes then I'd close my eyes then I would put my arms out and I felt his... stick and fur. --- Usually someone would ask: does a cactus have needles or leaves? Neither. They're spines. |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:19:21 PM | Message Detail |
| Isn't 'fin' feminine? --- "I don't want to goddamn hear that ass balls damn hell bastard crap."-Jar Jar Binks *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: TRPRenard | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:19:46 PM | Message Detail |
| And one of the boys fell in a poop-filled toilet. PWND --- -Renard Take a rest at Renards Raft: http://www.renardsraft.tk |
| From: Lubu244 | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:22:17 PM | Message Detail |
| o_O I think.. I'm in the wrong topic... *slowly backs away* --- Do NOT look at my quote. |
| From: Holden Caulfield | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:26:02 PM | Message Detail |
| it didn't really.... --- Not only did it look stupid as hell, it probably hurt like hell too. |
| From: UltimaDragon21 | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:27:13 PM | Message Detail |
| Soulreaver is SIGGED --- Hey How Ya Feelin? "Ummm were you waiting for me to give a damn?"-Ryudo Grandia 2 |
| From: CubeKnight | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:28:05 PM | Message Detail |
| Fin = End --- One time, my mom caught me talking to a dead rat with a stick jammed down it's throat. ~ Salamander |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:29:31 PM | Message Detail |
| *Smacks j00* I know what it means! But I'm pretty sure it should be la fin, not le fin --- "I don't want to goddamn hear that ass balls damn hell bastard crap."-Jar Jar Binks *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: GyaraMan | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:30:10 PM | Message Detail |
| In Spanish, it's EL fin! --- Look at me! I'm the DCI! *bans every card in your deck* |
| From: CubeKnight | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:32:38 PM | Message Detail |
| I'm guessing he screwed it and inverted the "E" and "L". Or maybe it's french, it looks alot like spanish and the "Le" sound french. --- One time, my mom caught me talking to a dead rat with a stick jammed down it's throat. ~ Salamander |
| From: Wandering Tomato | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:33:53 PM | Message Detail |
| Yeah, but Spanish genderization is different than French.
So it's La Fin. --- Uh... My neighbor runs around in the woods naked and tries to fish with his wang. I hardly see that as erotic though. -Spike Spiegel |
| From: CubeKnight | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:34:52 PM | Message Detail |
| Didn't know that, I'm not very good at french. --- One time, my mom caught me talking to a dead rat with a stick jammed down it's throat. ~ Salamander |
| From: Bal | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:35:03 PM | Message Detail |
| me and my best friend were at camp, awake all night, with
no counselor to monitor us. (we were 9). Well his 7-8 year old sister comes
in, and when he brother went to take a crap, she got under the covers with
me, and we did it as well as little kids can. *is proud he lost his virginity at age 9* (im not lying) --- "Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone..." |
| From: Payne To The Max4 | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:36:05 PM | Message Detail |
| Whee! A French/Spanish language discussion! --- I'd like to have "It's Raining Men" playing, as my body is dropped from the church rafters.-JustJay |
| From: CubeKnight | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:39:07 PM | Message Detail |
| Whee! A French/Spanish language discussion! Isn't that erotic? =P --- One time, my mom caught me talking to a dead rat with a stick jammed down it's throat. ~ Salamander |
| From: Wumpa Crash | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:51:03 PM | Message Detail |
| o_O --- \¯\/\/¯/ \m/ LIFE IS WORTH LIVING, Mici is my girlfriend \m/ .\_/\_/U/\/\P/\. This post just PWNED you and your family |
| From: Wandering Tomato | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:51:25 PM | Message Detail |
| Bal- I speak for many men when I say that if you are not
lying, you are my hero. --- Uh... My neighbor runs around in the woods naked and tries to fish with his wang. I hardly see that as erotic though. -Spike Spiegel |
| From: DeathChicken | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:51:55 PM | Message Detail |
| uh....one time when I think I was four I slid down a plastic
slide naked with my best friend Ben..... we both got yelled at --- SupaSuzy4Eva: no grow nuts >_> |
| From: kinggoma123 | Posted: 6/28/2003 4:52:52 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, when I was 12 my friend told me he read in some
book that when boys go through puberty sometimes they experiment. I believed
him, he sucked me, I sucked him, some dry humping hanjob. We had girlfriends
and still did it till we were lke 16. Now-a-days we aren't friends no more,
I got over my little experimenting days and got a hot ass girlfriend....he
was kicked out his house and is living with his male on male lover. --- "Whatever...." Squall FF8 One word with so much meaning! Lets play the caring game! OOPS! I lost! |
| From: Young Cloud | Posted: 6/28/2003 5:03:15 PM | Message Detail |
| this is a funny topic --- You don't need a reason to help people. |
| From: SW4EtErNiTy | Posted: 6/28/2003 5:11:00 PM | Message Detail |
| I got TWO nice stories that whould fit nice, but not now
I'm just tagging. --- ..( (¯) (¯\/\/¯) LUEtv Creator | .999... = 1 (_) ) ...\_/\_/ www.e-conundrum.com |
| From: PhantomLink | Posted: 6/28/2003 5:16:11 PM | Message Detail |
| o_O @ Topic --- Your about two seconds from wearing that smile across your ass...- Spawn |
| From: chuer | Posted: 6/28/2003 5:16:26 PM | Message Detail |
| j00r it! --- "Canada? Are you serious? Good one, eh? Why not have some infantry with hockey sticks?" - NO2CE on Canada in Rise of Nations - AC Info in Quote |
| From: monkeyhihi | Posted: 6/28/2003 5:16:48 PM | Message Detail |
| post more post more! --- best website of all time: www.bobandgeorge.com My little gaming club: http://monkeyhihi.proboards14.com/index.cgi |
| From: TRPRenard | Posted: 6/28/2003 5:26:32 PM | Message Detail |
| Bumpee! --- -Renard Take a rest at Renards Raft: http://www.renardsraft.tk |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/28/2003 5:27:16 PM | Message Detail |
| I can't think of anymore right now... give it some time --- "I don't want to goddamn hear that ass balls damn hell bastard crap."-Jar Jar Binks *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: DarkDRed | Posted: 6/28/2003 5:32:50 PM | Message Detail |
| Stop this topic, its giving me a huger b0nar. --- This Veteran account is now property of The Commander. Karma/possible: 162/177 |
| From: Happy Llama | Posted: 6/28/2003 5:34:01 PM | Message Detail |
| This topic is ****** up... --- Sometimes people ask me if I own a small Crayon factory. I say no. |
| From: SJack | Posted: 6/28/2003 5:39:53 PM | Message Detail |
| Omg Congratulations LUE! Strangest.Topic.Ever --- Peter:Hey Brian my Alpha Bits made a message. It says ooooo Brian: Peter those are cheerios |
| From: snoopyREBORN | Posted: 6/28/2003 5:40:08 PM | Message Detail |
| SW4EtErNiTy, post them!, or even better, re-enact them
and make movies!. --- You Have No Chance To Sexxor Use Your Hand - Sneaky Snake |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/28/2003 5:40:35 PM | Message Detail |
| Lol@Snoopy --- "I don't want to goddamn hear that ass balls damn hell bastard crap."-Jar Jar Binks *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: Roditsme | Posted: 6/28/2003 5:56:47 PM | Message Detail |
| HS, 6 sigged posts, THATS a record in my book... Well, once when I was 11,I was at my best friend's house and we decide to go to her swimming pool. We were diving, and during a dive, my trunks "accidentally" fell off (>_>), unfortunately, they got sucked into one of those holes at the side of the pool that drains the water. We both just turned beet-red and she kindly got out to fetch them. Then we ate pizza! ^_^ --- Alright, but I don't want anyone to think we're robosexuals, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger--Bender |
| From: Happy Llama | Posted: 6/28/2003 5:58:26 PM | Message Detail |
| I don't remember much of my childhood. My memory has turned to **** because of drugs, but that's alright :D --- Sometimes people ask me if I own a small Crayon factory. I say no. |
| From: wizardosiris | Posted: 6/28/2003 6:14:52 PM | Message Detail |
| Best. Topic. Evar. *is a tag post* --- Every time a n00b posts something stupid Wizardosiris kills a kitten. "That being said, it's obvious that time travel is not pissible" -- Fett II |
| From: OutsiderHall | Posted: 6/28/2003 6:16:42 PM | Message Detail |
| back in middle school, there was this group of girls who would give bj for money...well, one time me and two other boys decided to give it a shot. so we approach the girls and asked them for some action. it felt really good and cost me only 5 bucks (gotta love that). one of my friends asked for the se><, but got a slap on the face. so i guess those girls had morals after all. |
| From: Baseman | Posted: 6/28/2003 6:34:52 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag Post --- Arenamaster Supreme Neoknight of Z-Tack It's kill or be killed, now buddy."-Someone |
| From: Blaza | Posted: 6/28/2003 6:36:18 PM | Message Detail |
| I'm just waiting for a post to sig. --- Sig? I have no Sig. |
| From: UGA180 | Posted: 6/28/2003 6:38:23 PM | Message Detail |
| So one day I was alone at home with the cat and I was
like, whacking it off, then like, the cat was staring at me and I was like,
what the hell man. Then the cat was like, meow meow meow and it lifted it
tail up. And I was like, whoa! How strangely erotic. Then I like, erotic
stuff ensued. Kirby88, i'm making that my quote since it's too big for a quote. --- Bush is attacking Saddam Hussein, you're playing Super Mario Bros., NES Bush is attacking Saddam Hussein again, you're playing Super Mario Sunshine, GC |
| From: millerfatcat | Posted: 6/28/2003 6:39:25 PM | Message Detail |
| lol. Tag. --- "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"-Einstein Friends board:rationalinsanity.tk |
| From: UGA180 | Posted: 6/28/2003 6:39:28 PM | Message Detail |
| dammit..too big for quote too --- Bush is attacking Saddam Hussein, you're playing Super Mario Bros., NES Bush is attacking Saddam Hussein again, you're playing Super Mario Sunshine, GC |
| From: Master Cilander | Posted: 6/28/2003 6:40:27 PM | Message Detail |
| I saw a cute girl naked after a bath once. I think I was
4 or 5 or 6 or 7... --- Riding a chocobo as gulls weirdly try to smack into you is not my idea of fun - SilverTyrannomon on FFX's chocobo mini-game |
| From: GameSavior | Posted: 6/28/2003 6:54:25 PM | Message Detail |
| Well I know this guy that got a bj from a 6th grader when
he was in the 2nd grade... --- in canada it was always "mr. noodles"..-lulumarie talking about ramen noodles |
| From: DarkCrystal | Posted: 6/28/2003 7:02:38 PM | Message Detail |
| I was in third grade. Our teacher had us sitting in twos
(ya know, two seats side by side). I sat next to this (as I thought back
then) hot girl (that sounds so wrong...I was what...seven?) Anyways, I was sitting there doing my work like a good little boy, when I casted a sideways glance at her. She had her shirt up and was scratching her nipple! She looked at me. Embarrassment ensued. She was like O_O!. I was like >_<. Then she was like -_-;. Then I was like o_o; for the rest of the day. --- GIRL. Are those initials. I'm guessing it would mean Guy In Real Life. - M1A1 <JW> Jinsei to uchuu to subete no kotae wa 42. |
| From: GothicDruid | Posted: 6/28/2003 7:03:42 PM | Message Detail |
| My only erotic experiences are when I took a bath with
my sister. Which is not erotic at all. --- "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." |
| From: parapaliegic meat | Posted: 6/28/2003 7:10:43 PM | Message Detail |
| my friend and I pleasured each other when we were 12 or
so...(we're both girls) --- *is a girl* "that wasn't a destructive fire, it was a happy fire"-don't remember |
| From: Jimmybob | Posted: 6/28/2003 7:19:06 PM | Message Detail |
| One time me and my friend were comparing wang size, we
were 10 or so, and his sister saw us and told on us. I hate that. --- RIP Billybob -- Account Created 1/4/2000 12:48:54 AM -- Banned 7/2/2002 -- |
| From: AngelusLA | Posted: 6/28/2003 7:25:29 PM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- I love BattleDramon and PinkDarkness. YAY! |
| From: NiNjAFoX 2 | Posted: 6/28/2003 7:27:30 PM | Message Detail |
| paraplegic meat = cool. thats erotic. yes. yes it is. --- "[Ninjafox / Ian] IS THE ULTIMATE, ABSOLUTE MOST UNDENYABLE GOD OF ALL THINGS VIDEOGAME RELATED. And that's final." -LtOmlette |
| From: AltarCrystal | Posted: 6/28/2003 7:37:03 PM | Message Detail |
| *Ta...I mean...how strangly erotic...ahem... --- "...and i made out with a rock because i thought it was going to kill me...i'm very confident that it was a girl rock, though..."-shiatzu |
| From: apocalypticbeing | Posted: 6/28/2003 7:37:48 PM | Message Detail |
| Baths with my female cousin, who's about the same age
as me. Twas fun and all, nothing majorly erotic ever happened. The end. --- If your child isn't squatting in fear when you come home, you have failed as a parent. -Balken |
| From: parapaliegic meat | Posted: 6/28/2003 7:42:27 PM | Message Detail |
| I used to take baths with a cousin of mine who was about
my same age(I use to think he was hot) My parents stopped letting us do that after they found out what we were doing... --- *is a girl* "that wasn't a destructive fire, it was a happy fire"-don't remember |
| From: I Like Simple Plan | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:00:05 PM | Message Detail |
| o_O --- Gideo Vames are the lay of wife |
| From: UGA180 | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:02:08 PM | Message Detail |
| my friend and I pleasured each other when we were 12
or so...(we're both girls) HELL YES! --- Bush is attacking Saddam Hussein, you're playing Super Mario Bros., NES Bush is attacking Saddam Hussein again, you're playing Super Mario Sunshine, GC |
| From: Solaris | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:02:30 PM | Message Detail |
| Once in a store my brother dropped a major load of diarrhea
in his pants. It left a trail to the bathroom. I guess some might find that
erotic... --- My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens. |
| From: Kamehameha75 | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:12:15 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, when I was like 10, I was at my neighbors house.
There was two 13 year old sisters. We were just playing games and crap until
one of them told me to leave the room because she had to get changed. I
did, but then I got curious, so I went back in. She was shocked but she
didn't tell me to go away so I stayed and looked. She called me over and
I had never seen a naked girl before, so I started poking around. She laughed
and said it tickled and told me to stop. Then the other sister came in and
they asked if I wanted to see something cool. I nodded and the two kissed.
I didn't really know what was happening... --- You can't kill a ghost but I'm sure an Exorcism wouldn't make them very happy! -Mightyjimpo |
| From: Archangelveruk | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:16:35 PM | Message Detail |
| Rubbing KY all over girlfriend's body + Full body massage=
Massive....action. --- Couldn't we just replace all the uninteresting characters with Darkstalkers? |
| From: Brendan | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:18:37 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was about 5 or 6 my older cousin had a girlfriend.
So we three went into the woods and he had be turn around and then she took
off her clothes and I saw a naked girl for the very first time. I then freaked
out and told my dad who told me about the bird and the bees. I then bragged
to all my friends at school about my sexual experience, which was cool.
--- I can resist anything except temptation. |
| From: Spike25 | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:26:02 PM | Message Detail |
| Once in a store my brother dropped a major load of
diarrhea in his pants. It left a trail to the bathroom. I guess some might
find that erotic... Hahaha! That's funny. Sick, but funny. Anyway I was in third grade, and me and some of my friends that were girls made a club. One day during this club they all wanted to see my wang. I showed them, then they were all happy. So one of the girls showed me her hotdog bun. Also this on time (same year) my friend had his cousins stay with him for a while. One of his cousins was this really pretty girl who was a bit older than us I think. One day she was sitting down and I would pretend to fall and look up her skirt. The bad thing was that my friend was doing it too. He also walked in her room as she was dressing up. Another time (during the same year still) I would play games with my friend who was a girl and try to "accidently" touch her at the special places. --- "Get out and take your stupid with you." -Dafurrymun «§ÞîKë25» |
| From: MeatSim | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:26:37 PM | Message Detail |
| Holy crap, I went to work thinking this topic would die... Anyway, I have other kinky stories to tell if I feel like it. --- -M€Ä†§îM- "All in all you're just another brick in the wall..." |
| From: DiosaDeJuegos | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:28:23 PM | Message Detail |
| Tell away, Meatsim. I'm waiting for something to sig. --- ~Oh? You know what my name means? Have a cookie!~ Why does everyone STILL think I'm a guy? |
| From: UGA180 | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:35:44 PM | Message Detail |
| Yes. Share. --- Bush is attacking Saddam Hussein, you're playing Super Mario Bros., NES Bush is attacking Saddam Hussein again, you're playing Super Mario Sunshine, GC |
| From: Kamehameha75 | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:37:01 PM | Message Detail |
| GoGo MeatSim --- You can't kill a ghost but I'm sure an Exorcism wouldn't make them very happy! -Mightyjimpo |
| From: Excel Minmei | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:42:03 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was 3 I used to kiss a friend of mine and she hated
it so much that she would cry to her mom. I guess I'm a bad kisser... --- "so who is the one" -SYSTEMOFADOWN0 "According to Billie Jean, Michael Jackson." -asriel777 |
| From: MeatSim | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:42:44 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, in 5th grade we started the introduction courses
to sexuality and such, going over the basics of human reproduction and all
that. So then it was question time and I raised my hand and asked "What
if I get an erection during sex? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?" Of course
I had a very loose grasp of the concept and physics of the actual act of
intercourse as you can clearly see. --- -M€Ä†§îM- "All in all you're just another brick in the wall..." |
| From: Excel Minmei | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:45:25 PM | Message Detail |
| What do you mean? I was embarrassed when I got an erection
during sex. It's a perfectly reasonable question. You gotta be the elephant
and keep the trunk down. --- "so who is the one" -SYSTEMOFADOWN0 "According to Billie Jean, Michael Jackson." -asriel777 |
| From: Spug Enigma | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:45:40 PM | Message Detail |
| I... I'm gonna stab out my eyes or something, here. Or
tag this so I can revisit it again and again, like I do every night in my
nightmares. --- "Robots designed for ONE thing... Search and destroy." - The Matrix |
| From: MalevolentBenefactor | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:45:41 PM | Message Detail |
| This topic makes me want to hang myself. --- "The Bible says everyone - apart from Christ - will go to Hell."-- Amish Adrenaline "Helen Keller... hurts people."-- My Sister |
| From: Seifer Of PDC | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:46:38 PM | Message Detail |
| In years to come, people will ask for a sample of 2003
vintage LUE. This is the topic I shall give them. --- "I'm gonna adopt a chubby kid and name him Konky Dong." - Simba Jones |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:47:22 PM | Message Detail |
| Sigged, MS --- "What if I get an erection during sex? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?"-MeatSim* The Girl Salamander* |
| From: BlackViper | Posted: 6/28/2003 8:53:44 PM | Message Detail |
| TI,you are (deliciously out-of-context) sigged. --- so I pulled down my swim suit and showed the girl my raging little devil. She just looked at it and pointed. Then her mom saw and started screaming.-TI92 |
| From: parapaliegic meat | Posted: 6/28/2003 9:00:58 PM | Message Detail |
| anyone have anymore? --- *is a girl* "that wasn't a destructive fire, it was a happy fire"-don't remember |
| From: Makurayami Ittou | Posted: 6/28/2003 9:02:16 PM | Message Detail |
| Once when I was 3 my mom put me in a dress and put nail
polish on me... I dunno, just felt like sharing that. --- Transvestite and damn proud! I like chickens! |
| From: unprofessional | Posted: 6/28/2003 9:03:11 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was probably 6 or 7 I had a babysitter who was
a really hot 17 or 18 year old girl. One time when she was watching me for
the entire night it was time for me to take a bath and she decided she would
take one with me. Me never seeing a **** decided that I wanted to touch
it. Well, of course when I did it she laughed, but then after that she showed
me how I could touch it and make her very happy...I did indeed. The best
part is that she is one of my best friends big sister, so now whenever we
see each other (rarely) she always winks at me. --- Hell, right now, I figure I'd do it for a good bacon sandwich... mmm... man I love bacon. Stonebg on sexing up Bill Gates for all his money. |
| From: tanarus | Posted: 6/28/2003 9:03:27 PM | Message Detail |
| In grade 1, I poked another boy in the butt. While he was taking a pee. And had dropped his pants and underwear. --- If the truth will set you free, will a lie make you my kinky bondage slave? |
| From: Excel Minmei | Posted: 6/28/2003 9:06:55 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was 2 my mom dressed me up as Aunt Jemima. It might
have worked except I wasn't black...or a woman. --- "so who is the one" -SYSTEMOFADOWN0 "According to Billie Jean, Michael Jackson." -asriel777 |
| From: UGA180 | Posted: 6/28/2003 9:09:46 PM | Message Detail |
| unprofesional, you rule.. --- Bush is attacking Saddam Hussein, you're playing Super Mario Bros., NES Bush is attacking Saddam Hussein again, you're playing Super Mario Sunshine, GC |
| From: MeatSim | Posted: 6/28/2003 9:14:00 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, I don't really have many stories better than my
first, but here's another one... A few years later (I must have been around 8 years old) I was at the same babysitter and her daughter and I were still hanging out together. We had made a fort in the woods with her older brother, but it was just us there that day and I really had to pee. So I went around the bush and she came and said she wanted to watch. I didn't really care, so I went. Then we went inside and she ratted on me! Her mom was like "Don't do that outside, you should come inside" or something, I don't know exactly what she said but I could tell she wasn't pleased. So another day we're at the fort together and then SHE really has to pee. So she goes over and of course being the curious little kid I was I went over and watched rather closely, netting myself another educational firsthand experience of female genitalia. To my amazement she was able to pull the feat off STANDING UP. Of course I didn't realize that was so big back then, but now that I look back on it I can see it was rather impressive. So then we go inside and I'm like "Jenny peed in the woods!" and then I got yelled at for being a tattle tale... --- -M€Ä†§îM- "All in all you're just another brick in the wall..." |
| From: Jimmybob | Posted: 6/28/2003 9:31:30 PM | Message Detail |
| teh bump --- RIP Billybob -- Account Created 1/4/2000 12:48:54 AM -- Banned 7/2/2002 -- |
| From: Do l Know You | Posted: 6/28/2003 9:38:50 PM | Message Detail |
| Once when I was five, this girl (also 5) took off her
clothes if I would give her Cheerios. When I was 8, I went over to my friend's house and his sister had some friends over too (11, 11, 6). When I came down to where they were, they told me to go back upstairs for a minute and then come back down. I waited a minute and came down to see them with sheets wrapped around themselves and PUTTING THEIR CLOTHES IN A PILE. They told me to take my shirt off, I did. They all took their sheets off and they were TEH NEKKED. They started touching me and then my friend's dad came down. I ran out of there while putting my shirt on so he didn't see my face. --- "Sitting on fruits has always been a turn on to me." -Aquix http://www.therisite.net/banned.jpg <-- I was pwned |
| From: parapaliegic meat | Posted: 6/28/2003 9:40:27 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was 6 or so I had a male babysitter come over.
My little sister asked what the lump in his pants was when he was online.
After he put her to bed he showed me how to touch his wang to make him feel
good. --- *is a girl* "that wasn't a destructive fire, it was a happy fire"-don't remember |
| From: Lanthos | Posted: 6/28/2003 9:40:59 PM | Message Detail |
| *tags* --- [Insert sig here] |
| From: Cheradenine | Posted: 6/28/2003 9:47:12 PM | Message Detail |
| I had my first erotic dream at the age of four or five.
I dreamed of my hot, female next door neighbor naked. I can also remember
wanting to see Debby Harry (singer with the group Blondie in very early
eighties) naked at around the same age. Btw I'm 27 right now. And female, and bi of course. Oh, also I remember playing doctor with my two little friends (a boy and a girl) around the same age. When it came time for him to be 'examined' he ran off so me and the other girl just examined each other. Thing is I didn't want to stop examining her... Oh and the next time she came to my house she took her underpants off and left them in my room. My Mum was not best pleased at that. Only other thing of note was I lost my 'virginity' (in a manner of speaking) with my 15 year old babysitter when I was 13. In other words we fooled around the way girls do when they like each other a lot. I never get tired of telling people that! --- A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ William Blake |
| From: Excel Minmei | Posted: 6/28/2003 9:47:55 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was in fourth grade, a girl in my class lifted
up her shirt to itch her shoulder and I saw her nipple. I thought, "Wow,
I'm never gonna see anyting like that again." --- "so who is the one" -SYSTEMOFADOWN0 "According to Billie Jean, Michael Jackson." -asriel777 |
| From: AltarCrystal | Posted: 6/28/2003 9:54:25 PM | Message Detail |
| Ok, when I was...6? I dunno, really young at a point I
had no idea of what was under the clothes of females. Well, one day this
girl a year older then me said she would show me her...ummm..."hole" is
I think how she put it. So, she did and I freaked out I was all like "OMG!!!
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!? WHERES YOUR PEEPEE!?" and she was woundering what
I was talking about so I showed her my wang...and from then on we invented
a game called "What do you want to see?" ;) --- "...and i made out with a rock because i thought it was going to kill me...i'm very confident that it was a girl rock, though..."-shiatzu |
| From: MeatSim | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:01:31 PM | Message Detail |
| I also have one semi-incestuous story... I was about 11 or 12 years old when I went to my grandmothers house for christmas. My cousin who I hadn't seen since we were babies was there too, she only being about a half a year younger than me. Anyway, my grandmother usually has company often so she has several guestrooms, one of which is designated for the kids. So we were both put in the same room with no thoughts about it whatsoever. So for a day or two it's normal, but then once we are comfortable around each other we start undressing when the other one was in the room and stuff like that. Then we made a fort in the bunkbed and played truth or dare with each other, which resulted in just touching stuff. At the time she had the faintest hint of boobs, like pancake b00bz0rz. Yeah, that was a merry christmas... but I haven't seen her since and I pretty much just consider it normal preteen experimentation (at least that's what I tell myself). --- -M€Ä†§îM- "All in all you're just another brick in the wall..." |
| From: Wumpa Crash | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:06:02 PM | Message Detail |
| O_o --- \¯\/\/¯/ \m/ LIFE IS WORTH LIVING, Mici is my girlfriend \m/ .\_/\_/U/\/\P/\. This post just PWNED you and your family |
| From: Fit0 | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:10:37 PM | Message Detail |
| Once when I was 5 I touched a martian in its strump!!!! --- OMG! (·_·) You are a peanut!!! |
| From: MeatSim | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:13:05 PM | Message Detail |
| One time I saw this girl poop in the woods. Then I poked
it with a stick. Yes, I'll just do it myself... O_o --- -M€Ä†§îM- "All in all you're just another brick in the wall..." |
| From: dvpguy | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:13:09 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was 5 years old, I had a dream about Ninja Turtles
and they were at some factory. This was a baby-making factory. Babies coming
out of machines made me really sexually excited for some reason... Also, when I ever I watched cartoons when i was 5, I felt this really weird feeling in my man place. I would wiggle around and smile. It was really fun. When I was 6, I put on diapers because in made my wang feel good. Needless to say, diapers used to make me feel erotic. I had a weird childhood. |
| From: Excel Minmei | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:17:22 PM | Message Detail |
| WORST. CHILDHOOD. EVAR. --- "so who is the one" -SYSTEMOFADOWN0 "According to Billie Jean, Michael Jackson." -asriel777 |
| From: Everynameistaken | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:34:54 PM | Message Detail |
| Bump because I'm bored... --- you wish u XBOX players are missing out Shenmoe 2 isent great its crappy its a wana be GTA -Pizzaboy49 |
| From: pbc55 | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:40:23 PM | Message Detail |
| dvpguy, same here! I used to wake teh b0n4rsaurus by watching Captain Planet! --- You are so Dreamy. With a capital D.-Tass Trundle wheels are so cool.-mutatedseabass |
| From: pbc55 | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:41:47 PM | Message Detail |
| dvpguy, same here! I used to wake teh b0n4rsaurus by watching Captain Planet! --- You are so Dreamy. With a capital D.-Tass Trundle wheels are so cool.-mutatedseabass |
| From: Rarulis | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:42:55 PM | Message Detail |
| Well in like grade 5 this fat girl liked me and she always
tried to kiss me but one day she grabbed my wang...0_o ,im still scarred
anyways I said get the **** off me you fat ass, She never talked to me again...problem
was she was the daughter of a friend of my moms... --- If I ever become an evil overlord I will put my shield generators *inside* the shield they generate. |
| From: Max Powers 500 | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:43:10 PM | Message Detail |
| tracking post...nothing to see here...move along. --- XBL gamertag: Dacian Falx, owning you since 1/1/03 |
| From: Jittery | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:45:35 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was 6 or so I had a male babysitter come over.
My little sister asked what the lump in his pants was when he was online.
After he put her to bed he showed me how to touch his wang to make him feel
good. How strangely molestiferous! I know how that goes though. >_< --- You should try something new today. |
| From: Gillette Series | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:52:02 PM | Message Detail |
| o.0 --- [A Calvin and Hobbes quote coming soon!] http://henji.cjb.net/index.html |
| From: bbb | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:52:29 PM | Message Detail |
| Ummm...I wouldn't call this erotic, but it fits this topic... OK, I was at my neighbor's house. I must be like 7. We're playing NES. He's like 6 months younger. His 4 year old brother keeps coming in and pulling down my pants. Not down to nothing, but y'know, my pants. After about the 6th time, I pull them up, reach over and pull his down. I think I get vengeance. Suddenly he takes off his underoos and starts pissing all over the place, then squirming nude. I just ******* ran like hell, so did his older brother. So just remember kids, don't leave yourself open to pissing children, just punch them in the face. --- "Link...He come to town...come to save...the Princess Zeld-a!"~the band who sounds like System of a Down, Rabbit Joint |
| From: Jagus | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:53:08 PM | Message Detail |
| bumpage, some funny **** here! --- "It appears various Insects have Invaded the Rectal cavities of A large portion of Individuals..." - The Hardcore Kid |
| From: Paratrooper | Posted: 6/28/2003 10:58:54 PM | Message Detail |
| The only semi-erotic part about my childhood is that until
about the age of nine or ten, my two older sisters would always dress me
up in their old clothes when my parents weren't home. (I'm a guy) They're
4 and 6 years older than me, I couldn't much resist. I seem to remember
some quite charming photos of myself in a pink sun dress and tights. --- Oh, they use pancakes instead of buns? WTF OMG HOW BIZARRE!! THAT'S INSANE OMG!!! - Dradeel 2, on McGriddles |
| From: Fit0 | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:01:09 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was like 10 I was at a friend's(male) house. We
were playing snes and then his little brother(8 yrs old or so) came in and
he pulled his wang out with a b0nar. He asked us what was that and we told
him to get the hell out of there, because, you know, kids don't want to
see other wangs than their own. --- OMG! (·_·) You are a peanut!!! |
| From: Moonshield | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:01:14 PM | Message Detail |
| TAG! --- Counter Strike/DOD identity: Izathatch Currently playing: GTA3, Enter the Matrix, Medal of Honor: Frontline |
| From: THAguyINgta3 | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:02:03 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- A strong man doesn't need to read his future, he makes his own. - Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid |
| From: goggleman | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:05:16 PM | Message Detail |
| well....this one time......my sister......walked in on
me beating off. --- WARNING: The message above just LOOKS like it violated the TOS. |
| From: moonstrucker | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:10:08 PM | Message Detail |
| Best topic in three months --- "So basically low budget movies that suck?" ~an00bGotmEbaNNeD on art house films. http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&id=ybbor24 |
| From: Alien1029 | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:13:28 PM | Message Detail |
| lol --- http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/l33t_cereal.jpeg http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf |
| From: Evil eyeball | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:13:31 PM | Message Detail |
| When i was 5 i was at a friends house (girl) and she did
nothing "erotic" just was plucking the petals from a flower going "he loves
me" "he loves me not" and i never found out if it was me she ment --- "I have a gf!?!!" -Umaro |
| From: Unsane2clown | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:13:38 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh jeeze, I'm starting to remember stuff from my early
days I repressed in my memory. This one kid I knew named Brian would love to get into arguments. But if he lost the arguments, he would whip his wang out. I'm not kidding here. He was like 5, so he barely knew what an argument was. So whenever he thought he lost he'd be like *FAP* and then it went hangin'. Very odd little boy. Ok, so that isn't erotic. But it is still worthy of being repressed. And plus, it's not like I can beat salamanders stories or something. This isn't some AIM topic where I can do funny stuff. --- I ain't sayin' you treated me unkind. You coulda done better, but I don't mind. - Bob Dylan |
| From: goggleman | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:13:47 PM | Message Detail |
| oh.....and this other time.....i accidently walked in
on my sister sticking a cumcumber up her..... --- WARNING: The message above just LOOKS like it violated the TOS. |
| From: TI92 Calculator | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:14:16 PM | Message Detail |
| Also, when I ever I watched cartoons when i was 5,
I felt this really weird feeling in my man place. I would wiggle around
and smile. It was really fun. LMAO!!! SIGGED! --- Also, when I ever I watched cartoons when i was 5, I felt this really weird feeling in my man place. I would wiggle around and smile. It was really fun. - dvpguy |
| From: goggleman | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:14:33 PM | Message Detail |
| oh.....and this other time.....i accidently walked in
on my sister sticking a cucumber up her..... --- WARNING: The message above just LOOKS like it violated the TOS. |
| From: goggleman | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:16:50 PM | Message Detail |
| oh, and of course, there was the time when i was secretly
watching my sister get changed after going to the pool --- WARNING: The message above just LOOKS like it violated the TOS. |
| From: Unsane2clown | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:16:59 PM | Message Detail |
| I remember witnessing a 6 year old girl pick at her crotch
and complain "WHAT IS THIS FOR ANYWAY!?". I'm serious, she really did say that. I'm not sure why she forgot about the whole urination thing. --- I ain't sayin' you treated me unkind. You coulda done better, but I don't mind. - Bob Dylan |
| From: bbb | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:17:00 PM | Message Detail |
| OK...Me and my sister used to piss together when we were
like 2-6. She could be standing up. I think I need therapy now, I'm twitching
involuntarily and I'm not kidding. --- "Link...He come to town...come to save...the Princess Zeld-a!"~the band who sounds like System of a Down, Rabbit Joint |
| From: Evil eyeball | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:17:33 PM | Message Detail |
| You should have offered her a sandwitch --- "I have a gf!?!!" -Umaro |
| From: bbb | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:18:19 PM | Message Detail |
| be should be pee. :::Twitches::: --- "Link...He come to town...come to save...the Princess Zeld-a!"~the band who sounds like System of a Down, Rabbit Joint |
| From: Loopnam | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:21:00 PM | Message Detail |
| Great topic. Anyway, when I was eight or so, my friend said he would give me a quarter if I flashed these two teenage paper delivery girls as they drove by. I did it; I got my quarter. --- Thank you, Mario. But our Princess is in another castle. |
| From: goggleman | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:21:04 PM | Message Detail |
| also, there was this one time when me and my sister....um....got
naked and made tomato soup in the kitchen when my mom and dad weren't home.
and then we ate the tomato soup but it wasn't very good because we didn't
know how to make it. and then we went upstairs and i fingered her. --- WARNING: The message above just LOOKS like it violated the TOS. |
| From: MeatSim | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:22:48 PM | Message Detail |
| ...got naked and made tomato soup in the kitchen when
my mom and dad weren't home. I thought that was some kind of sexual euphemism at first... --- -M€Ä†§îM- "All in all you're just another brick in the wall..." |
| From: GauRocks | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:23:54 PM | Message Detail |
| Wow, judging from the number of posts in here, erotic
experiences happen to quite a few children. I was racking my brain, trying to find something more interesting to add than 'I slept naked on a dare once'. Suddenly, it just hit me. In summer school after second grade, I had a male and female friend. We would all get together at the far end of the school yard and show each other what was 'down there' and occasionally touch each other. We did it for a month, and we never got caught. We did some other things too, thinking about it. I once pulled my pants/underwear down in the girl's bathroom. The only two people there were my friends, though. -- :{//=|ROYAL DEFENDER OF NABOO|=\\}: "We do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait." |
| From: goggleman | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:24:40 PM | Message Detail |
| nope, just plain old tomato soup. i want to marry my sister
and then we can fool around every day! --- WARNING: The message above just LOOKS like it violated the TOS. |
| From: MeatSim | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:27:02 PM | Message Detail |
| Here's a few bad ones... When we were little I dared my cousin to pee his pants and he just stood there and peed. There was a little river of piss going down the driveway! XD Then, when they moved to Hawaii I visited them and they had gotten this black lab. So when all of us were hanging out, I told him I'd give him a dollar if he stripped down, got on all fours. So he did and the dog came up and started rodgering his ass! OMGWTFLOL! --- -M€Ä†§îM- "All in all you're just another brick in the wall..." |
| From: Dominion9 | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:32:42 PM | Message Detail |
| I have a story to tell: When I was 7, this 12 year old girl who was my sister's friend came into my room when I was playing NES. She shut my door and locked it and started to tell me that she needed a boyfriend. I told her that I didn't care and tried to shove her off but she kept persisting and finally I agreed to be her boyfriend. After that, she stripped naked and I was like WHOA!!, seeing a girl nude for the first time and all. I then stripped and fondling and some kissing ensued. It ended with her sister walkiing in on us but not catching us in the act. Then, when I was 8 and she was 13, I went to her house with my sister and I remember my sister hiding in the closet while I stuck my hands down her pants. When I was 9, I visited her house again before she moved away (she was 14) and as a goodbye, she asked me to grab her "you know what". So I did like 3 times before my mom walked in on us again not catching us in the act. And lastly, when I was 10 and she was 15, she slept over at my house because of my sister and came into my room at night. She like grabbed me and stuff. I had a weird life. --- DOMINION OVER ALL! Two roads diverged in the wood. And I...I chose the one less traveled. And it has made all the difference. -Robert Frost |
| From: Konraad | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:32:54 PM | Message Detail |
| Once when I was 8 or 9, my brother who was 7 at the time
had a female friend over. They were in his room, I walked past and saw them
on the floor, she had her hand down his pants. Strange to be sure. Doesn't
involve me, but still erotic I guess. This one time I was at one of my Mom's friend's houses, I was 6 or something and this woman's daughter was 7. Her friend of the same age was there too. The daughter struck me hot for one reason or another. We were playing around in some non-sexual way, and eventually they wandered off. I amused myself in a non-sexual way for a while until I became curious as to where they had gone. I walked up to the bathroom door and looked in there through the doorknob, which had a hole in it for some reason, and what did I see? The daughter, sitting on the crapper and her friend standing next to her. Sensing a fecal-driven orgy on the horizon I pulled down my pants got a raging 6 year old bon4r somehow and stormed through the door. I think they were impressed. --- Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. |
| From: Jagus | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:33:03 PM | Message Detail |
| to MeatSim, i give the golden "LOL!" --- "It appears various Insects have Invaded the Rectal cavities of A large portion of Individuals..." - The Hardcore Kid |
| From: Kurt Kobain | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:33:58 PM | Message Detail |
| So he did and the dog came up and started rodgering
his ass! L. M. A. O. --- www.bilenet.com/forum - Console games, PC games, and all the pr0n you can handle |
| From: Happy Llama | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:38:11 PM | Message Detail |
| I feel so left out not having a memory of my past. --- Sometimes people ask me if I own a small Crayon factory. I say no. |
| From: DaruniaTheGoron | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:40:11 PM | Message Detail |
| This topic is just....wrong. Funny though. Once when I
was little my cousin (around same age as me) pulled her pants down and sat
on my face... --- Member of Hylian Knights, Official Sponsor of Link (Legend of Zelda) and Master Chief (Halo) for the Summer 2003 Contest |
| From: Rue Starwind | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:44:25 PM | Message Detail |
| *Has read all the posts* Wow. Just wow. *Backs away slowly* --- "I'm the Black Mage! I casts the spells that makes peoples fall down!"- Black Mage, 8-Bit Theatre |
| From: MATRIX17 | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:48:13 PM | Message Detail |
| When i was like 11-12, my sister had this asian friend
, she was pretty,and she liked me,but i really didnt care too much about
her liking me.becuase when she talked she would say hi!!baby in a really loud high pitched voice. >_< i would usually say somthing like tone it down, before i go godzilla upon you. I usually only said a few words to her everyday she came over. she always wanted my attention during everything. so anyway , this day that she came over, i was building a lego car. she sat in my lap and kissed me on the lips. i was like O_o!! she stuck her toungue in my mouth as well. *tasted like skittles too* she started breathing hard, and rubbing her ass on me. *keep in mind we are still in the chair making out* she was wearing a blue skirt, and i knew she felt me when she moaned, becuase junior was at full attention down there. she started saying (i wanna know what it feels like ,and i want it to be with you ). she unzipped my pants,and pulled her panties aside . *note my sister was downstairs in her room thinking her friend went to the bathroom* anyway, i had my hands all under her shirt, her boobs were ok she already had positioned her self over me and sat down. we were at it for a good 10 minutes before my sis came and knocked on the door. we didnt stop, she didnt want too, dont know what came over me but i went wild on her. she was trying to keep it quite. but she just keep moaning louder *clawing my back* *note at this point my sister is beating on the door* *she whispered in my ear i really wanna do this agian somtime* got up and i quickly, put my member away* >_< the jeans were killing me . she opened the door and left. i dont know what the hell she told my sister. The next day we did it in a closet though. --- Man i made that ***** bless my food- my friend talking about god |
| From: Final Fantasy X | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:49:29 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, when I was like 10, I was at my neighbors house.
There was two 13 year old sisters. We were just playing games and crap until
one of them told me to leave the room because she had to get changed. I
did, but then I got curious, so I went back in. She was shocked but she
didn't tell me to go away so I stayed and looked. She called me over and
I had never seen a naked girl before, so I started poking around. She laughed
and said it tickled and told me to stop. Then the other sister came in and
they asked if I wanted to see something cool. I nodded and the two kissed.
I didn't really know what was happening... The one about the 7-8 year old and the 17-18 year old allwing the kid to touch her is awesome too, however... I am getting teh bonar with polyester pants on right here in the lobby of the best western I'm at. Yikes, and there is someone sitting next to me! haha. --- "To love someone is nothing.... To be loved by someone is something.... To be loved by the one you love... Is everything."-Rekenner |
| From: Qwert | Posted: 6/28/2003 11:50:10 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was young, about 7 or 8 or something, I used to
touch myself down there y'know. Well anyway, I was doing it in bed one day,
door closed, tv off and me just fiddling with the blanket covers up. Suddenly
my sister bursts through the door saying "come h...", stopping mid sentence
because of the O_O on my face and hands buried deep under the covers. She
then goes "you were... playing with yourself weren't you". I'm like nuh
uh, and she's like, lemme smell your fingers. And i'm like O_O ... I hate my sister -__- --- ... for the final consummation, that there be a crowd of spectators at my funeral. And that they should greet me with cries of hatred. ~Camus |
| From: dgmaster | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:03:57 AM | Message Detail |
| Compared to these stories, my childhood was so unerotic
it could sterilize a person. I mean, the whole mother-or-sister-dresses-you-up-like-a-girl
is pretty standard, and everybody took bathes with their siblings at one
point... --- ~Prince of LUE~March 4th 2003 Black Luesday "My mom's a woman, does that make me half girl?"-my friend |
| From: Final Fantasy X | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:19:05 AM | Message Detail |
| Ok, I'll give you one: When I was about 5, me and my sister bumped uglies. She was 10 at the time. We went to her room upstairs and told me if my mom asked, that we were coloring. I thought it felt good. My sister told me we were doing "the airplane game." Hehe, I didn't know what the heck we were doing. --- "To love someone is nothing.... To be loved by someone is something.... To be loved by the one you love... Is everything."-Rekenner |
| From: pth88 | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:25:26 AM | Message Detail |
| When I was 7 or 8, I had to go visit my uncle that lives
in Tennesee. We were there for a while, then my unlce took my parents out
to go into the town or something, but when they were gone i decided i wanted
to watch a movie. My unlce didnt have very many movies, but there was one
movie about gorillas or something that i saw an ad for on tv, so i decided
to watch that. When it started playing, it was in the middle of a hardcore
pr0n scene, taking place on top of a bar. I was just like 0_o and watched
till my parents and uncle came home, when i quickly turned it all off and
got the tape back where it was before. That was also the first time i touched
myself at night... --- Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you. |
| From: Blaza | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:27:43 AM | Message Detail |
| This is a pretty hilarious topic, I'll share a story or
two later. --- Sig? I have no Sig. |
| From: mark brennen | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:29:17 AM | Message Detail |
| That Domincan9 guy lied. First story- This is a sentence: "She came in and locked the door" And this is a sentence: "It resulted in my sister walking in, but us not being caught." Hard to open a locked door isn't it? --- You eva been caught in the act? I did catch my step sis once >_<I opened the door, "Dinner's rea-LOCK YOUR GODDAMN DOORS! JESUS CHRIST!" |
| From: Jagus | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:31:33 AM | Message Detail |
| jeez these stories make me feel like a lamer... --- "It appears various Insects have Invaded the Rectal cavities of A large portion of Individuals..." - The Hardcore Kid |
| From: Dominion9 | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:31:35 AM | Message Detail |
| I didn't like, dude. And it's Dominion. I just left out
the fact that my door doesn't lock really. After a few hard turnings of
the knob, it will open. The lock is somewhat broken. I didn't find that
too important but I guess it is. I promise, my story is true. --- DOMINION OVER ALL! Two roads diverged in the wood. And I...I chose the one less traveled. And it has made all the difference. -Robert Frost |
| From: Dominion9 | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:31:53 AM | Message Detail |
| I didn't *lie --- DOMINION OVER ALL! Two roads diverged in the wood. And I...I chose the one less traveled. And it has made all the difference. -Robert Frost |
| From: Fenisar Gul | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:31:53 AM | Message Detail |
| Not if you have the locks in my house. Just stick a cuetip
in the hole, and turn the knob. I do it to my siblings all the time when
they are locked in their rooms. --- It's a good life, as long as we only have to live it once. |
| From: Fenisar Gul | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:33:11 AM | Message Detail |
| W0ot sametime post. --- It's a good life, as long as we only have to live it once. |
| From: Dominion9 | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:34:53 AM | Message Detail |
| My first one!! I'm so happy! This my first time so be
gentle. --- DOMINION OVER ALL! Two roads diverged in the wood. And I...I chose the one less traveled. And it has made all the difference. -Robert Frost |
| From: cappster7 | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:39:01 AM | Message Detail |
| MATRIX17 respect to you man --- Could you take the wheel for a second i have to scratch myself in 2 places at once-Homer Simpson |
| From: wizardosiris | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:45:26 AM | Message Detail |
| Wow, this topic makes me wish I ****ed other children
when I was younger;_; --- Every time a n00b posts something stupid Wizardosiris kills a kitten. |
| From: Baseman | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:51:17 AM | Message Detail |
| This never happened to me. EVAR. You people are teh evil! *runs away crying* --- Arenamaster Supreme Neoknight of Z-Tack It's kill or be killed, now buddy."-Someone |
| From: jimmycopulos | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:54:46 AM | Message Detail |
| I dont think I'm the first to say that I got a raging
bon4r during matrix's story o_O... --- *CORRUPTED* Pso chars: Luna lvl. 156 HUnewearl | Lain lvl. 54 RAcaseal | RIP you two, you will not be forgotten :(... |
| From: loki and bartleby | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:55:07 AM | Message Detail |
| I used to take showers with my dad... when I got soap
into my eyes then I'd close my eyes then I would put my arms out and I felt
his... stick and fur. AHAHAHAHAHA XDXDXD --- \\\* Pains me to say it, but I think Shade7x is absolutely right.- Coolhand |
| From: Notum | Posted: 6/29/2003 1:00:18 AM | Message Detail |
| Well, when I was eight, I remember that my cousin wanted
to marry my dog. He would hug her and hump her and yell "I want to marry
Bagles!" I have a weird family. --- Notum: Now officially less welcome than a lesbian in women's restrooms nationwide Proud bLUEser 88 |
| From: Redmonkey7 | Posted: 6/29/2003 1:04:11 AM | Message Detail |
| Tag. --- So anyway, this one time, I had to strip down so they could examine my ****** with a shovel. -Salamander |
| From: BamBam3 | Posted: 6/29/2003 1:08:02 AM | Message Detail |
| Well back when I was a little girl in scottland i enjoyed occasional moose sex |
| From: BlackViper | Posted: 6/29/2003 1:16:19 AM | Message Detail |
| dont think I'm the first to say that I got a raging
bon4r during matrix's story o_O... Same here O_O That story was hot.Specially since I know an asian girl.... --- so I pulled down my swim suit and showed the girl my raging little devil. She just looked at it and pointed. Then her mom saw and started screaming.-TI92 |
| From: Insaniac | Posted: 6/29/2003 1:18:26 AM | Message Detail |
| Wow... interesting Topic to sAy
the least. Goodnight LUE. --- "when in a public bathroom, i strip down naked then spin around in a circle peeing on everyone." - link333 |
| From: Chrono Darknova | Posted: 6/29/2003 1:19:45 AM | Message Detail |
| In 5th grade, we were watching that Sex ed video And a
naked boy appeared, and it said "This is a wang". I'm like "No **** Sherlock". I guess thats ... strangely ... just strange. --- Wait, which one of you were naked? You, your cousin, or the turtle? -Unsane2Clown |
| From: Micuhr | Posted: 6/29/2003 1:20:24 AM | Message Detail |
| when i was like 7 or 8, maybe 9, my neighbor, who was
about a year younger than me, came over to play. We were playing with stuffed
animals in my room with my little brother, until he went down to have lunch.
The stuffed animals were in a laundry basket; we dumped them out, and put
the basket on my bed. Then we crawled under and made out. (as best as we
could. we didn't really know what we were doing) --- SPONSOR OF YOSHI IN THE SUMMER CONTEST Next Up: Conker (Congratulations to "dwimmerlaik" for winning my secret board contest!) |
| From: Thundercles is back | Posted: 6/29/2003 1:25:06 AM | Message Detail |
| you want a story then prepared to be O_o'ed when I was
younger about 9 or 10 I was having my birthday party well it was a sleep
over party only guys because we hated girls, come we were only like 10 well
anyway were all in the room next to mine and were REALLY BORED so we decided
to play truth or dare well heres where it get weird I was up next so someone
asked me and I chose dare well my dare was to piss in a Snapple bottle and
drink some of it well I did it was salty really salty I was like YUCK! but
swallowed it well that's not the end my other friend got dared to go outside
in hes underwear and run around like an idiot well I was hesitant that my
parents would catch us outside so I didn't go. My friend still did it and
I had to go outside and see why I went I don't know well I had just saw
the weirdest thing in the world so I just went upstairs and I went O_O because,
well you know well that's not it well it was my turn again and this time
I was dared to piss on a sheet of paper and show it to everyone well that
was also O_o then we just stayed up all night doing random crap and talking.
When day came it was still early we went to the park it was right behind
my backyard so while my friend was still sleeping we took his precious MTG
card and hid it under a rock in he park then we almost threw it into the
creek after he started crying we gave it back went back up and played games
till everyone went home. We still think that was the best birthday party
ever even after all the stuff we did. --- http://farsideblues.com/boards GO NOW AND SIGN UP! *is SuperDante257 on AIM* |
| From: Randal Graves | Posted: 6/29/2003 1:27:27 AM | Message Detail |
| L. M. A. O. --- I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs. - Nancy Reagan |
| From: Chrono Darknova | Posted: 6/29/2003 1:39:05 AM | Message Detail |
| Oh i remember! Back when i was little, when they take you to THAT doctor that looks at your wang, He stared, i'm like "Stop looking at it you sicko its like you like it..." I think i tried to murder him after. --- Wait, which one of you were naked? You, your cousin, or the turtle? -Unsane2Clown |
| From: fernan1234 | Posted: 6/29/2003 1:43:05 AM | Message Detail |
| The first erotic experience I remember is back when I
was 4 years old, this daughter of a friend of my mother whose name I can't
remember used to play with me, one day we went under the table and kissed
and caressed each other, with our clothe on. We made that a habit, we never
got caught. Then I don't know what happened to her. Then, there was this other girl named Jasmine, I was like 7, she was 8 I guess. You see my mom had some kind of tailoring business thing, and she hired some women to work in her ****. so one of them had this really cute daughter who I had a crush on, we used to play all the time, until one day, I don't know how, it occurred to us to get naked and kiss each other, actually now that I think about it, it was her idea... maybe she watched her parents or pr0n or something. So we got went into my room, got naked and started kissing each other, then we got a little wilder, she liked to put my **** in her mouth, and I got quasi-b0nars. She also liked me to go down on her, but her **** tasted bad so I stopped doing that after a few times. We dubbed that "That" so when we wanted to fool around like that we would say "Let's go play 'that'". It went on for some time, she liked to pretend that I raped her 0_o weird girl, then I just stopped liking her and didn't want to play "That" anymore. That was it for Jasmine. Then there was Patty... now THAT was wild; but I'll post those later if someone's interested. --- We demand more fan service! Every eva episode teaser promised more and never delivered. Damn you Anno! - "alien nine" in the GameFaqs board |
| From: FortuneCookie381 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:02:01 AM | Message Detail |
| damn, I wished I had such an interesting childhood. Ok,
let me think. There was this one time when I was 5-6 and so girl decided
to hang upside down on th monkey bars. well, her shirt wasn't tucked in
so Everyone got a quick peek at her nipples. Not too erotic but thats all
that ever happened to me when I was young :\ --- I see you enjoy Nintendo games! Yes, I remember, Hideo Kojima respects Mr. Miyamoto, too." - Psycho Mantis |
| From: gob126 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:05:23 AM | Message Detail |
| Um....when I was like 6, I told my dad "I hate it when
it gets hard like that! You know, when its like wood?" Keep in mind, I knew NO slang at the time. Man I wish I could have experienced some of your stories....>_>*Runs* --- For Mother's Day, I got my Mom what the girl in the Victoria's Secret window was wearing. Nothing. |
| From: loki and bartleby | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:07:39 AM | Message Detail |
| She then goes "you were... playing with yourself weren't
you". I'm like nuh uh, and she's like, lemme smell your fingers. And i'm
like O_O ... I hate my sister -__- ROTFLMAO --- \\\* Pains me to say it, but I think Shade7x is absolutely right.- Coolhand |
| From: Notum | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:08:36 AM | Message Detail |
| Fernan, tell us about Patty! --- Notum: Now officially less welcome than a lesbian in women's restrooms nationwide Proud bLUEser 88 |
| From: The 2nd Player | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:08:42 AM | Message Detail |
| Patty? --- Helo Vesher Arf... |
| From: Traxis | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:15:32 AM | Message Detail |
| When I was 13 I was at my friend's house, and he had a
hot 15 year old sister. We were playing videogames, and she was watching
us. She kept winking at me and licking her lips, and she flashed me when
her brother wasn't looking. My friend went to the bathroom, and she came
up to me, grabbed my arm, and shoved my hand up her shirt, and whispered,
"I'll call you when I'm home alone." I was like O_O for the next few days
waiting for her to call. 4 days later, she called. I rode my bike over to her house, and we went into her room and talked and listened to music. She decided we should go swimming in their pool. I said I would leave while she changed, but she said I didn't have to. That was when I saw my first nekkid girl. After she changed, we went swimming, and we were splashing each other and flirting, and I got a massive boner. She noticed, and stuck her hand down my shorts and we started touching each other. We eventually ended up doing it on her parent's waterbed. Over the next few months she would call me over and we would fool around and stuff. Sadly, I had to move, so the fun stopped. :( --- Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you. -Bill Hicks (RIP) |
| From: CrazyRob | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:16:05 AM | Message Detail |
| Yeah, we're interested in hearing about Patty. --- I want this person: http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.asp?board=218&topic=8262173 to check out my website @ http://www.expage.com/crazyrob |
| From: loki and bartleby | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:18:15 AM | Message Detail |
| well i guess for me it was when i was in kinderfaten.
there was this girl in my clas, and during storytime we always showed each
other our underwear, but she moved :( also, a few years later, i did the same thing with my cousin, (who is 8/10 now btw), but we always used to go under her bed. damn it was dusty down there --- \\\* Pains me to say it, but I think Shade7x is absolutely right.- Coolhand |
| From: CrazyRob | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:18:15 AM | Message Detail |
| Nice story, bro. --- I want this person: http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.asp?board=218&topic=8262173 to check out my website @ http://www.expage.com/crazyrob |
| From: hampsterofdeath | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:23:16 AM | Message Detail |
| ive always been a loser. --- Beavis, you're not from Compton, you've never been to Compton, and you're never going to Compton. --Butthead |
| From: Destr0yer Bahamut | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:28:56 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- I dowloaded a version of map hack. how do I check it for bad stuff? I don't wanna get TROJAN CONDOMS or backdoors.-Walter4959 |
| From: fernan1234 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:29:30 AM | Message Detail |
| OK Here it goes... and yeah "Patty" that's how we all
called her, her real name was Patricia. This is gonna be LONG. AND SUPER OFFENSIVE! SO BE WARNED! Anyway, I was like 10, she was 9. She was the sister of my best friend at the time, I used to stay at his house on holidays and some weekends. They both slept in the same room. At the time we played together a lot, she had a crush on me, but I didn't like her that much. At night we would get both their beds together and just play in a non-sexual way, we called that "Terrorist nights" it was all fun, but when we got tired and decided to sleep she insisted in sleeping in the middle. So I had access to her. One day I woke up all horny and stuff and saw her breathing in front of me, I just decided to kiss her, I slowly got near her, touched her body over her pajamas. At this point I think she woke up but pretended to be sleeping, I kept kissing and touching her until she stuck her tongue in my mouth, we shared a really deep salival kiss. And that was it for that night, when we got bored we just went back to sleep. The next day she kept looking at me... we both knew. So every time I went to my friend's house we would kiss each other, every time doing more stuff, she grabbed my **** once, very awkwardly, like she was grabbing a hot french frie. I used to finger her. It was so nice because she would actually GRAB my hand with one hand and with the other put her panties aside so I could finger her, I didn't like that much because my finger would smell bad after that, but she always insisted, I always used to say she felt weird on the inside, but I did it so she would grab my ****. I never had an orgasm, just did that kind of stuff. THEN when I was 11 and started to choke the bishop on a regular basis I was still friends with that guy, so when I went to his house every time it would be terrorist night... and then wild night for Patty and me. Now I would take my shirt off, and she would lift hers so our chests would be pressed against the other. I would put my **** against her **** but with no penetration, but I could never achieve orgasm with this so it was a little frustrating. It was always the heavy tongue kissing and lascivious touching. I loved to grab her little ass, though. She was my first and last "**** buddy" and it would continue to be like that for one more year, when I was 12 the three of us were in their parents bedroom (who were away) and were just watching TV, he was in front of her, and I was behind her, the three of us covered ourselves with a blanket while watching TV, I started to feel her ass up, and she got her hand back to touch my crotch, I immediatly got it out of my pants and grabbed her hand and guided it to my ****. All this while watching TV with her brother by our side. Until I couldn't take it anymore and started to ****-off. Until I had an orgasm and got my *** all over my hand, so I ran to the bathroom and washed my hand. The funny thing is that when I came back I didn't feel like fooling around anymore but she kept searching for my wang. LOL I think that was the last time we did that, there was the last time I stayed at my friend's house, now he had his own room because his older sister (who once babysitted me and thus making another story) moved away, but his bed was really small, and Patty was insisting that I slept with her in their old room, but she wasn't all that pretty to me anymore so I passed. And that's it. I hope at least some one reads all that. The funny (SAD) thing is that, when I was young I had all this sexual encounters... and now that I'm old and could really enjoy it CAN'T GET ANY! Oh well... --- We demand more fan service! Every eva episode teaser promised more and never delivered. Damn you Anno! - "alien nine" in the GameFaqs board |
| From: Prism01 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:32:05 AM | Message Detail |
| When I was 6 years old and living in an apartement complex,
me and a group of friends were flashing this Asian girl. And she's like,
"Wow, what big peepees you boys have!" --- Uh... Who the **** is Mario?- FFTfreak500 wangmeister el magnificante! |
| From: Shadow Master RVD903 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:32:56 AM | Message Detail |
| well, I have a sister that's not my sister, she's actually
a longtime childhood friend. Well, when we were 12, we started exploring
each other. We're still doing it today. --- "What if I get an erection during sex? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?" -Meatsim |
| From: jake1413 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:38:31 AM | Message Detail |
| Boy allot of people were playing video games when this
stuff happened to them. What is it, 5 or 6 people so far. --- "Mooo Mooooo Moooo Mooooooooooooo!!!!" The Evil killer cows form Diablo 2. Visit "http://groups.msn.com/Morrowindfortsandfunnypicsandext" |
| From: Prism01 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:39:09 AM | Message Detail |
| Oh, and one time, when I was 7 years old, I slept with
a 6 year old girl. SHE CLIMBED INTO MY BED DAMMIT! She started to dry hump
me and we started kissing and ****..it was fun. --- Uh... Who the **** is Mario?- FFTfreak500 wangmeister el magnificante! |
| From: fernan1234 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:48:51 AM | Message Detail |
| Oh, Patty, now I'm starting to miss you... when we played
hide and seek she would kiss me and let me win! I guess it wasn't all about
the s3><0rz. Oh and on a funny side note, Jasmine became a super religious person, maybe because of guilt of all the sinning she made with me XD --- We demand more fan service! Every eva episode teaser promised more and never delivered. Damn you Anno! - "alien nine" in the GameFaqs board |
| From: Hyper Knuckles | Posted: 6/29/2003 3:02:21 AM | Message Detail |
| In August/September of 2002: We were at the local grocery store for Phys. Science and I was walking down an aisle. At the other end was a group of girls gathered around the teacher talking to her. I turned to my left to slide by. When I went by, one girl went to grab my leg to trip me (I was hopping with one leg extended out) and she grabbed my wang. I looked at her and she blushed. In 7th grade: We were on the crappy bus going to Florida for the school trip. There were few people on this bus (only about 10-15 students) so it was pretty empty. Tiffany was walking down the aisle between the seats to go to the back of the bus, and I went to poke her in the leg to say something to her but she moved her leg and I poked her in the crotch. --- Yes, I am the original Hyper Knuckles GameFAQs users met in real life: LaDeeFreakinDa |
| From: SilverPhoenix | Posted: 6/29/2003 3:04:12 AM | Message Detail |
| If I remembered more than ten days' worth of my childhood,
I'd probably have an "erotic" story to share. Sadly, I have no long-term memory for personal events--but I can remember things like "hummingbirds can fly backwards". Go figure. --- There's still no wrong way to eat a Reese's. [The SilverPhoenix] |
| From: MeatSim | Posted: 6/29/2003 8:56:54 AM | Message Detail |
| I'm pretty good at drawing back memories... it's just
half of them are pointless and not erotic. Oh, now that I remember, I was in daycare, around the time I was in 4th grade, and the whole place was set up really crazy. Well, the older kids like me who were going to school to and from this place had to hang out on one side of the building, and the other side was for preschool kids, yet there were only 2 bathrooms, the boys bathroom was on the preschool side and the girls bathroom was on our side. Each bathroom had 3 toilets in it and for safety reasons you couldn't close the doors, and the way it was set up one of the toilets was right infront of the door. So when these girls would go to the bathroom, they'd sit on that first toilet and we'd all be sitting there doing homework or playing nintendo when we look over and some girl is naked on the can. --- -M€Ä†§îM- "All in all you're just another brick in the wall..." |
| From: bball3212 | Posted: 6/29/2003 9:25:20 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- We have no right to take away a future baby's chance at life. Why? Because it is immoral, unethical, and unconstitutional. |
| From: bball3212 | Posted: 6/29/2003 9:33:28 AM | Message Detail |
| I was swimming at my friends house, with like 4 guys,
like 2 years ago, and someone dared Aaron to jump of the diving board naked. Oh yeah --- We have no right to take away a future baby's chance at life. Why? Because it is immoral, unethical, and unconstitutional. |
| From: Sprite4n | Posted: 6/29/2003 10:03:30 AM | Message Detail |
| I saw a boy do a poo under a bush once. I could see it
steaming >.< --- Bumclouds. |
| From: firestorm503 | Posted: 6/29/2003 10:05:46 AM | Message Detail |
| O_O LOL! --- "I see" said the blind man to the deaf girl. --- |
| From: majinbuu | Posted: 6/29/2003 10:25:17 AM | Message Detail |
| When I was ten there was this girl same age as me who
was my mothers friends daughter. Wanting to see her naked I pretended I
did not like seeing girls naked and she would strip off thinking she was
teasing me. She done it for about year those were happy times. --- I pity the poor foo! that don't like my sig From the words of Mr.T |
| From: MajinBlank | Posted: 6/29/2003 10:27:16 AM | Message Detail |
| I have some stories but am too ashamed to admit them.
Maybe after I get some sleep I will be less ashamed. --- Or maybe you could find a gun, stick it between your legs, and castrate yourself.-Conrad4 |
| From: Emperor Pilaf88 | Posted: 6/29/2003 10:32:07 AM | Message Detail |
| you people had some rather interesting childhoods to say
the least... --- Emperor of The Eagle Empire board=1734 "Sieg Zeon!"-Gihren Zabi Vote The NY Yankees are evil |
| From: Dark Dragon X2k | Posted: 6/29/2003 10:38:06 AM | Message Detail |
| I saw a boy do a poo under a bush once. I could see
it steaming >.< I don't know whether to laugh or cry... --- "There's this incredible thing called an AK 47. Y'see, when you squeeze the magic lever your friend will no longer be a problem."~psychofreak39 |
| From: flamefox | Posted: 6/29/2003 10:38:24 AM | Message Detail |
| *tracking post* |
| From: kinggoma123 | Posted: 6/29/2003 10:43:01 AM | Message Detail |
| I was wrestling with my best friend when we were about
11-12, (not friend from previous post) And I put him in a choke hold. I
felt myself get wood, and I was on top of his back choking him out. So then
I ground myself into his butt, to see if he noticed. He "didn't" *cough*
I guess lol so I kept doing it (I didn't even know about sexual please masturbation
or any of that.) SO! I felt this massive pleasure erupt out of me and I
thought I pissed myself so I let the choke hold go. He didn't seem to even
notice I was grinding into him. I ran to the bathroom claiming I had to
piss and there was white stuff all over me. I cleaned it up. And told him
I didn't feel like wrestling anymore. --- "Whatever...." Squall FF8 One word with so much meaning! Lets play the caring game! OOPS! I lost! |
| From: chuer | Posted: 6/29/2003 10:45:46 AM | Message Detail |
| ^ o.o o_O O_O Suicide is my only option. --- "Canada? Are you serious? Good one, eh? Why not have some infantry with hockey sticks?" - NO2CE on Canada in Rise of Nations - AC Info in Quote |
| From: The Ssjraven | Posted: 6/29/2003 10:51:51 AM | Message Detail |
| o_O --- "Fear leads to anger... Anger leads to stress... Stress leads to doobies... And doobies lead to twinkies." |
| From: mypantsaresobaggy | Posted: 6/29/2003 11:17:28 AM | Message Detail |
| Ummm...When I was 6, my 12 year old female cousin was
babysitting me. She looked alright if I remember correctly, I haven't seen
her since this. Well, anyways, I was lying down, watching barney. My cousin says if i ever seen a female bum. I said to her "ewwww...they have cooties". Well, she started watching with me, then she lied down too. She started playing with me hair and i think i said "I like my hair too." Anyways, some other show came on and my cousin got up, pulled down her pants, and put her bum on my face. I didn't know what was going on, so i bit her bum. I heard her scream and she started to yell at me. I said she started it by putting her cootie bum on my face. She left, and i started to watch TV again. *** Then when I was 8, i started to take liking in girls. Well, my mom's 2nd cousin's daughter came over. She was 10, looked pretty good, for a 10 year old. So, we're in my room watching tv, when out of nowhere she says "want to do what i caught my mom and daddy doing?" I was like sure. So, she told me to take off my clothes, and I did. She took off her's and i said what next. She lied down on the bed and said i should lie on top of her. I did. She said we should kiss, and i said if your parents did it, we should too. So we kissed. Then she said "I don't like this game". I said I didn't either. So we put back our clothes on and watched some more TV. Yep, all true...Haven't seen both of them since. I don't really care for them now... --- What's wrong with girls with crabs? you get sex and a free meal...- My friend "Bob" |
| From: Dargus Mayvlin | Posted: 6/29/2003 11:19:17 AM | Message Detail |
| Tranquilizertag. --- Virescit Vulnere Virtus |
| From: linkmaster100 | Posted: 6/29/2003 11:24:46 AM | Message Detail |
| lmao...tag --- How do you prove that you exist? Maybe we don't...- Vivi-FF9 |
| From: Wafiksalim | Posted: 6/29/2003 11:25:16 AM | Message Detail |
| when i was in kindergarden, there was this girl i claimed
as my girlfriend. We held hands & even *GASP* kissed! One day she told me that i can see hers if i showed her mine. So i pulled down her pants & was like 0_o "Why do you have a stripe?" & she pulled down my pants & saw a wang. . another time is when i was in year 1, me & my female cousin who was one year older than me NEEDED to go to toilet real bad, & we needed to do a poo. So we decided to go together. What we did is sat on one half of the bowl each, we were sitting side by side on a toilet seat chucking a poo. . another time (before kindergarden)i was waiting for my mum to give me a bath, so i was nude in the bathroom with the door open sitting in the tub, & my female cousin who's the same age as me walks in & looks at me for like 3 minutes before my mum came in & shooed her out. --- Luigi's MAnsion > Metroid Prime i love DVDA |
| From: darkpoet | Posted: 6/29/2003 11:30:49 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag* hey look... there goes my self respect! --- yay for me and stuff |
| From: gus2k3 | Posted: 6/29/2003 11:49:28 AM | Message Detail |
| I was like 4 or 5, and in the place I used to live was
this girl who was, um, a sort of exhibitionist, I might say. And well, she used to get some guys with her, including me, and go behind a corner or something and take off her pants... She even asked us to put stuff in it, like small pebbles and stuff... Hmm. She's a year younger than me, and now that she's 15 she's pretty hot ;) Too bad we aren't in any businesss with each other. There was this other girl, who didn't show her privates to everyone, just me. But well, that was just that, and I think it happens to nearly everyone. Also, this one time, I was at daycare and there was just one toilet, and I went there, and this girl was there, she had forgot to lock the door... She wasn't wearing any pants. I was, um, 6 at that time. Too bad now that I'm older (16) nothing like that has happened to me anymore -_- --- "CAN I HAVE PASSWORD YOURS, I WAS DOING TAI KWAN DU AND FELL INTO SERVER AND LOST PASSWORD" ~CJayC imposter |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:02:21 PM | Message Detail |
| My cat ate my hamburger once. It was very erotic. --- "What if I get an erection during sex? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?"-MeatSim *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: bball3212 | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:12:34 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- We have no right to take away a future baby's chance at life. Why? Because it is immoral, unethical, and unconstitutional. |
| From: MeatSim | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:20:46 PM | Message Detail |
| Actually, this is just recently, but in theatre there
is just one big coed dressing room. So I've seen like half of my female
friends in their underwear, which was strangely erotic. --- -M€Ä†§îM- "All in all you're just another brick in the wall..." |
| From: mojoe108 | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:43:29 PM | Message Detail |
| When i was about 8 or so i started "expirimenting" with the pool water jet thing that shoots water into the pool. I didnt even know why it felt good...it would burn when i peed afterwords cause of teh chlorine... |
| From: mojoe108 | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:45:35 PM | Message Detail |
| My friend and i would be sitting there doing nothing and all of the sudden one of us would whip out our purple acorn flash each other and yell "HENRY" in a high pitched voice... |
| From: Saiyara | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:46:58 PM | Message Detail |
| *Cleverly disguised TAG* --- ~Level 32: Legend~Elite Countdown: 25 Days~ ~03/04/03 Black LUEsday~T3h Female. ph33r.~ |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/29/2003 12:49:16 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh! When I played hide and seek (With the same guys who
liked the shovel) they'd throw me on the ground and feel me up when they
found me. --- "What if I get an erection during sex? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?"-MeatSim *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: yep | Posted: 6/29/2003 1:09:12 PM | Message Detail |
| I have to go to work now, but when I get back, I have
a REALLY good one. My childhood was ****ed. --- Ha! Screw girlfriends! The computer gives me Se><orz any time I want! -CrusherEAGLE Be careful of the contents of your sig. |
| From: Phange 2 | Posted: 6/29/2003 1:22:31 PM | Message Detail |
| I was like 10 years old, and this 12 year old girl asked
to see my **** and she tugged on it for a long time. She told me it was a fun game, like jumprope.... I think thats a lie.... She wasn't very hot, either..... sigh... --- One time, I had to take a bath with my Grandma. She only had one boob. - Salamander |
| From: skitzodevil | Posted: 6/29/2003 1:53:54 PM | Message Detail |
| OMFG This Bloody Topic is so damn... well... yUck,
funny as hell, but Man it's sick!! Please keep it up!! --- I went in their pantry in the middle of the night to find his parents doing IT anally. All I wanted was an Oreo cookie...-SoulReaver7911 |
| From: cactuar jack | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:17:47 PM | Message Detail |
| taG --- "Ai'm wonna ea oo muj an' kiw ma fewf." -Allen, Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille Zur Macht |
| From: Sly Fox0080 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:18:23 PM | Message Detail |
| LMAO Well I have one that isn't very erotic.. It was in kindergarten, with this girl named Taylor. I had a crush on her, and so did many of the boys in our class. So when we had recess she would go under this slide and kiss all of the boys. Back then we all ran away screaming about cooties..Well I tried to run away and hit my head on the slide, falling back.. It hurt like crap...why I had to say that I do not know... But another time in kindergarten we were in our hallways and I looked at my teacher who was wearing a white shirt. She had gotten it wet(somehow..) and I saw her nipples. I was wondering the whole way home what they were...ha; so i asked my mom and she explained to me the birds and the bees. --- "..kids see chairs everyday at home, they could give their brother/sister a conchairto.." -AC Slater |
| From: devan123 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:18:39 PM | Message Detail |
| Ok. I'll post some later. --- Would You Like Some SPAM??? Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, LOVELY SPAM!!! |
| From: Jagus | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:24:04 PM | Message Detail |
| at least you people had that kind of stuff happen to you
at all, throughout my 16 years of living i cant recall ANYTHING that would
fit in with the rest of the messages in this topic --- "It appears various Insects have Invaded the Rectal cavities of A large portion of Individuals..." - The Hardcore Kid |
| From: Red Samurai | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:28:54 PM | Message Detail |
| *Sigh* You guys are lucky, nothing like this ever happened to me........... --- It's such a beautiful day; why ruin it by going outside?-Red Samurai |
| From: Serra21 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:35:00 PM | Message Detail |
| 0.o It took me like an hour to read all of those. --- www.ActsOfGord.com - Making people look stupid since 1998 |
| From: JCBern86 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:38:18 PM | Message Detail |
| well, keep in mind all this happened the same year, i
was about 5 or 6.... my moms friends daughter was staying with us for some reason, don't remember. but we likes each other and we would always "play" i would see and touch her taco and she would see and touch my hotdog. then in my class, i was seeing and touching 3 girls tacos, not at the same time though. so in one year i had well as much "fun" as i could, with 4 different girls. yea i was a pimp. its a little funny that i can't seem to get any taco nowadays. O_o --- NO!!!!! You and your damn meta/punk music. Noone cares. - The Legend of Zelda |
| From: Meeekman | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:43:40 PM | Message Detail |
| Hot Dogs and Tacos.......? --- all these naked men summoned to my aura of vacuum and they started singing the ghostbuster songs with their wangs flapping happily in the winter breeze |
| From: Wroth | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:44:45 PM | Message Detail |
| "get taco"? Interesting... |
| From: AltarCrystal | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:47:58 PM | Message Detail |
| o_O...makes me think diffrently of Taco Bell noe ::Walks
down to Taco Bell to get some "Tacos":: --- "...and i made out with a rock because i thought it was going to kill me...i'm very confident that it was a girl rock, though..."-shiatzu |
| From: JCBern86 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:48:08 PM | Message Detail |
| i don't want to get modded, lol --- NO!!!!! You and your damn meta/punk music. Noone cares. - The Legend of Zelda |
| From: VT403 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:51:52 PM | Message Detail |
| *tag* hey look... there goes my self respect! Wow... I would sig that if I didn't like SMRPG so much. Anyways... I have one that's not erotic. During sex-ed in fifth grade, one of my friends asked the teacher: "When you're having sex, does it hurt?" Then, it prompted another person to shout out: "Yeah, I think it makes your peepee light on fire or something. At least that's what my Dad said." Then I buried my face in my arms and cried because the ignorance was suffocating. --- Mallow: "Why didn't you go after him?" Toad: "Because I forgot my bazooka at home! Sheesh... gimme a break here." -Super Mario RPG |
| From: Jagus | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:54:17 PM | Message Detail |
| if sex is a pain in the ass, your doing it all wrong --- "It appears various Insects have Invaded the Rectal cavities of A large portion of Individuals..." - The Hardcore Kid |
| From: Jimmybob | Posted: 6/29/2003 3:23:21 PM | Message Detail |
| to the top, with ye! --- RIP Billybob -- Account Created 1/4/2000 12:48:54 AM -- Banned 7/2/2002 -- |
| From: AngelusLA | Posted: 6/29/2003 3:32:11 PM | Message Detail |
| I have amny many stories. And im a chick. ^_^ --- I finally got the thing i wanted back! |
| From: umbrella merc | Posted: 6/29/2003 3:37:10 PM | Message Detail |
| Thnk You Jagus or my new ign --- if sex is a pain in the ass, your doing it all wrong-Jagus |
| From: Excel Minmei | Posted: 6/29/2003 3:50:59 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was 6, I had a really religious cousin who was,
like, 15 lying on a bed in my house, and I was on the bed and I kissed her
sideways and I said, "Look! I gave you a sideways kiss!" and she yelled
at me saying that was naughty and bad. --- "so who is the one" -SYSTEMOFADOWN0 "According to Billie Jean, Michael Jackson." -asriel777 |
| From: HazyGreys | Posted: 6/29/2003 3:55:18 PM | Message Detail |
| hey, salamander, wanna play hide and go seek? --- HazyGreys - The new Official Topic Killer Topics Killed - 21...and counting |
| From: Excel Minmei | Posted: 6/29/2003 3:55:41 PM | Message Detail |
| w00t I posted post #300, now #301... --- "so who is the one" -SYSTEMOFADOWN0 "According to Billie Jean, Michael Jackson." -asriel777 |
| From: Night Sight | Posted: 6/29/2003 4:00:00 PM | Message Detail |
| tagged --- Porn isn't sex. Porn is for whacking off. Which is a victimless crime. Like necrophilia. Or pissing in the shower. - Packing Heat |
| From: Excel Minmei | Posted: 6/29/2003 4:00:03 PM | Message Detail |
| I mean #302, now #303... --- "so who is the one" -SYSTEMOFADOWN0 "According to Billie Jean, Michael Jackson." -asriel777 |
| From: Excel Minmei | Posted: 6/29/2003 4:00:48 PM | Message Detail |
| Great! Stop posting before me :(! #304 now #305... --- "so who is the one" -SYSTEMOFADOWN0 "According to Billie Jean, Michael Jackson." -asriel777 |
| From: Emperor Pilaf88 | Posted: 6/29/2003 4:08:56 PM | Message Detail |
| When was in kindergarten and first grade at after school
childcare whenever I took a piss and there were some other guys there we
would always watch eachother piss in the urinals. It was just some game
I guess. There was this other time in the first grade when I was at school and had to take a piss really bad. When I went into the bathroom and started going this one guy apparently got curious about something and walked right in. He just stared and the only thing I could say was "pssssss". Then when he left his friend right outside the door said, "did you see his weiny?". Then that guy decided to come in and take a peak. Then there was this other time (I forgot how old I was) when I was at sleep away camp and all the guys in the cabin would play some game where they would leap around the cabin naked, but I didn't participate. Well I guess because I didn't join in this one time when I was taking a piss this one kid crawled under the door in the stall because he felt like seeing my wang. The kid just stayed in there watching like it was some damn movie. There was another time when I was 12 and taking swimming lessons that something similar happened. One day when I got out of the pool and started to walk towards the door all these girls were staring at that certian area of my body. Wanting to know what they were looking at I looked down and saw that my bathing suit was just clinging to my wang. Basically someone could pretty much see it. I guess that they liked to look at it :D. Oh and keep in mind that I wasn't wearing a speedo or having a b0nar. The strange thing was that all these girls were older then I was. --- Emperor of The Eagle Empire board=1734 "Sieg Zeon!"-Gihren Zabi Vote The NY Yankees are evil |
| From: Jimmybob | Posted: 6/29/2003 4:43:22 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was a little kid and I got a boner I would always
try to make it pitch a tent, so to speak, in my pants. I don't remember
any erotic experiences stemming from this, but I thought it was funny pitching
a tent as a little kid. --- RIP Billybob -- Account Created 1/4/2000 12:48:54 AM -- Banned 7/2/2002 -- |
| From: DaruniaTheGoron | Posted: 6/29/2003 4:50:37 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- Member of Hylian Knights, Official Sponsor of Link (Legend of Zelda) and Master Chief (Halo) for the Summer 2003 Contest |
| From: Jagus | Posted: 6/29/2003 4:52:13 PM | Message Detail |
| ack, i came back to this topic to only find a bump^ --- "It appears various Insects have Invaded the Rectal cavities of A large portion of Individuals..." - The Hardcore Kid |
| From: magadragon95 | Posted: 6/29/2003 5:01:18 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- *scratches head*....ok...what youre telling me is...runescape can be fun!?!?!~bytes Runescape name~ Magadragon95 |
| From: Jagus | Posted: 6/29/2003 5:05:02 PM | Message Detail |
| and again to find a flippin' tag!^ --- "It appears various Insects have Invaded the Rectal cavities of A large portion of Individuals..." - The Hardcore Kid |
| From: Emperor Pilaf88 | Posted: 6/29/2003 5:10:02 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh yeah, when I was 12 at Summer camp there was this girl
who was one year older then I was and I thought that she was REALLY hot
and she had rather large boobs. She also wore rather revealing clothes.
I always stared down her shirt and she either didn't notice or just didn't
care. Needless to say I kept on getting teh b0nar. --- Emperor of The Eagle Empire board=1734 "Sieg Zeon!"-Gihren Zabi Vote The NY Yankees are evil |
| From: parapaliegic meat | Posted: 6/29/2003 5:19:59 PM | Message Detail |
| In 4th grade my class was playing hide-and-go-seek and
I hid in a closet with this guy I liked At first we were making out but then I put his hand up my shirt and gave him a handjob we would play hide-and-go-seek every Friday too... it was fun and we were never caught --- *is a girl* "that wasn't a destructive fire, it was a happy fire"-don't remember |
| From: Ice Shard | Posted: 6/29/2003 5:33:42 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, between the ages of 6 and 10, I lived on this one
street with 8 other kids. We always got together and hung around, and were
always fighting about something. Anyways, my best friend lived across the
street, and me and his little sister liked each other (she was 3 years younger
than me). One of the kids on our street was a couple of years older than
the rest of us, and knew what sex was. He cohersed his next door neighbor
to start having sex with him (his next door neighbor was a girl, who lived
between Justin - the guy with knowledge of sex - and my best friend and
'girlfriend'). So anyways, one day, me and my 'girlfriend' heard Justin
and Katherine (the unwilling and thoroughly degraded sex partner, who was
my girlfriend's age, so she was 5 years younger than Justin). And he asked
us if we wanted to have an orgy or something (he didn't use the word orgy...
he said 'y'all want to have sex with us?'). Anyways, we agreed, having no
clue what it was, and with the impression that all girlfriends and boyfriends
had sex. So we went to Katherine's house while her parents weren't home
and the four of us went into the storage room. Justin showed us sex with
Katherine, and so we were all naked and me and my 7 year old girlfriend
started kissing. Anyways, when my kid-penis started to get hard, she got
scared and decided not to. So we watched Justin and Katherine have sex.
I swear this is absolutely true. --- "I concede my perspective might be a bit tainted. By victory." - En Sabah Nur (Apocalypse, AOA) |
| From: zenislev4 | Posted: 6/29/2003 5:37:21 PM | Message Detail |
| When i was abt 12 i went on a cruise ship for a first
time. Its pretty boring, so i ventured the whole ship all the time. One
night i wasnt sleeping, so i went to the performance theatre. there were
many entrances, i took the one at the very corner, which is just below the
stage. I peeped in, and there it was, a topless show. abt 5 women dress
in glitter and feathers were dancing on stage with their b00bz exposed.
I was like 0_0 for abt 15 mins, when the security guard saw me and kicked
me out.... --- Z.E.N.I.S.L.E.V.: Zeta Electronic Neohuman Intended for Scientific Learning and Efficient Violence |
| From: Dream Orphan | Posted: 6/29/2003 5:42:35 PM | Message Detail |
| I just suddenly started to hate my extremely unerotic
childhood.. --- I'm a result of a broken condom..love me.- RIGC CoPesident |
| From: themothman421 | Posted: 6/29/2003 5:54:44 PM | Message Detail |
| isnt it ironic that what some of you have done as kids,
you either A) wouldnt ever do it again because your know what it is or B)
never get that far again --- The Lord of Mothmen - i am the mothman. i live in utah. |
| From: CubeKnight | Posted: 6/29/2003 6:01:50 PM | Message Detail |
| *bump* Sorry, my childhood was uninteresting --- One time, my mom caught me talking to a dead rat with a stick jammed down it's throat. ~ Salamander |
| From: Emperor Pilaf88 | Posted: 6/29/2003 6:17:24 PM | Message Detail |
| anyone else? --- Emperor of The Eagle Empire board=1734 "Sieg Zeon!"-Gihren Zabi Vote The NY Yankees are evil |
| From: Tir Mcdohl | Posted: 6/29/2003 6:22:28 PM | Message Detail |
| Okay, when I was like 7 and she was 7/8, we were both
in her room and we decided to play the classic game of "I'll show you mine
if you show me yours". There was my first (and only time -_-) real experience
seeing a girl's genetalia! It looked weird to me. I knew that girl's had
breasts so I took my top off so I could see her topless and I was saddened
that it didn't seem much more different than my chest, except her nipples
were pinker. I still enjoyed it, very much. This all went downhill when
my step dad almost caught me showing her my ass. themothman421, yes, I do find it ironic that (B) is my situation. Also, I am deeply saddened that I did not touch my step sister's goods when I had the chance. =\ --- Gentlemen, you can't fight in here...this is the war room! - Dr. Strangelove |
| From: DrX512 | Posted: 6/29/2003 6:36:12 PM | Message Detail |
| tag for later posting of massiev stories! i got a ton of em! PWNED --- Congratulations, George W. Bush! You Defeated Afghanistan!! You recieve 2,514,836 exp. points and a Mithril Platemail! |
| From: themothman421 | Posted: 6/29/2003 6:39:35 PM | Message Detail |
| yeah, just an observation, Tir ;). im sure your time will
come, because you gotta commit teh ultimate ironic act: have grandchildren and tell them you did this stuff when you were there age o man the look on their faces would be priceless. anyhoo, my childhood sucked and i got nothin'. sorry. --- The Lord of Mothmen - i am the mothman. i live in utah. |
| From: Emperor Pilaf88 | Posted: 6/29/2003 6:50:52 PM | Message Detail |
| I'll be a CIT (counselor in training) this Summer so I
hope I don't catch anyone in the act --- Emperor of The Eagle Empire board=1734 "Sieg Zeon!"-Gihren Zabi Vote The NY Yankees are evil |
| From: samusmarioff7 | Posted: 6/29/2003 6:52:55 PM | Message Detail |
| o.o; --- Exercise Your Right to Arm Bears! http://dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&id=samusmarioff7 |
| From: Kijonna | Posted: 6/29/2003 6:54:07 PM | Message Detail |
| TRACKING. Muhah. |
| From: Hustle Kong | Posted: 6/29/2003 6:54:12 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was 11 or 12 I was molested by some jerk. I think
it gave him a bonar. Erotic for him, at any rate. --- "Faith" means the will to avoid knowing what is true. |
| From: Zeek The Cat | Posted: 6/29/2003 7:00:04 PM | Message Detail |
| Well then, I read through a few of these and a couple
of stories popped into my head... First, when I was like 5-6, my friend and I used to look at each other's *cough* One day I asked him if his (year younger) sister had seen it and he said yeah. I asked him if he'd seen her boobs, I dont know why though o_O Second, this one is creepier. There girl I knew was like 10 when I was like 7-8. She started chasing me around her bedroom trying to kiss me, I got the idea she wanted to have sex (I didn't really know what it was then) and I luckily escaped. I thought she was kinda ugly... --- "THAT'S WHERE I WENT WRONG!!!! i was eatin chalupas... dangit." ~mvette2005 ...FURWORM! |
| From: millerfatcat | Posted: 6/29/2003 7:07:07 PM | Message Detail |
| I dont have any siblings/cousins, but there was an incident
when i was 9 that involed a good freind of my fathers 15 year old daughter
giving me a bj to not tell her mother something i saw....And im not going
to! --- "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"-Einstein Friends board:rationalinsanity.tk |
| From: firedragon1689 | Posted: 6/29/2003 7:13:17 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- ,·´¯`·,·´¯` Fire´¯`·,·´¯`·, '·,_,·'·,_Dragon_,·'·,_,·' |
| From: ZackEshna | Posted: 6/29/2003 7:19:51 PM | Message Detail |
| Tagtastic... --- AC Comic: www.animalcrossing.zonehere.com "OMGWTFROFLMAOFLOMALMAOMALMROAMLFMOARMALMFLOR!!!"-freakish thunder |
| From: DrX512 | Posted: 6/29/2003 7:20:31 PM | Message Detail |
| HERE GOES!! **takes deep breath** Well in 3rd grade i had a girlfriend. She was in the 'after school program' kuz her dad had a job. I would go in and sometimes we would sneak out and go to this one alley to 'play'. We would often take off our pants and she would give me a hand/blow job. Also we would touch each other with out stuff... Once she said "Wow it opened up like you were going in!" Heck onetime she took a crap in a Corn Nuts bag and we left it on someone's porch! We were going to do the deed...but her brother found out and ratted to her dad...havent seen her since. One time I was at my best friend's birthday party... He had ~12 boys stay over night and at like midnight, this one fat boy woke me up and asked me if i wanted to have sex with him!! AHHH!! It was sick! I was all "**** OFF YOU FLAGGET!" <-you should recognize that from MCX (he actually carried the flag and thats what we called the kids who carried the flag so its not a sensor bypass). Also..he had this really hot sister and they shared a bathroom. We would look under the door as she showered and it was like ( o Y o ) <-her O_O <-me --- Congratulations, George W. Bush! You Defeated Afghanistan!! You recieve 2,514,836 exp. points and a Mithril Platemail! |
| From: TheEvilCubivore | Posted: 6/29/2003 7:30:08 PM | Message Detail |
| You know how in Bruce Almighty Bruce strips to his undies?(He
pulls back his arms and everything falls off) I saw someone do that when i was 8. I still cant figure out how they did that. --- June 29th, board 1681 is unmoddable,people catch on,post bad things,the mods come,PWNED |
| From: DWXXV | Posted: 6/29/2003 7:32:00 PM | Message Detail |
| My childhood was boring otherwise known as. BUMP --- A ruler wears a crown while the rest of us wear hats. But which would you rather have when it's raining? |
| From: Its Void not Wilson | Posted: 6/29/2003 7:33:58 PM | Message Detail |
| We would often take off our pants and she would give
me a hand/blow job jesus both of you were both in 3rd grade i hope you failed 2nd grade many times --- If you didn't like what i just posted just press "Alt"+"F4" on you keyboard. |
| From: yep | Posted: 6/29/2003 7:42:17 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was 6ish, I met a girl from down the street who
was 7ish. She told me about a fun new game called "The PeePee Dance," which
was basically "t3h s3><0rs." We would touch, kiss, lick, and sex-up
each others private parts. Once, she even made a painting of her licking
my wang. Fortunately, my parents never figured any of this out, or what
the pic was of. I did get caught doing something else with her once. She
convinced me that if I ate this plant from across the street in an unbuilt
lot, it would make we pee. So we ate and ate, and we took off our pants
and urinated. Unfortunately, my parents were going out the door. I got in
trouble. However, I'll always remember her as the little harlot who gave
me my first orgasm. Sadly, we stopped this in about Grade 3. In Grade 7,
when I really wanted "teh s3><0rs," I regretted not keeping in touch. Oh well. She's 18 now. I should attempt to "s3><0r teh f4c3 once again." --- Ha! Screw girlfriends! The computer gives me Se><orz any time I want! -CrusherEAGLE Be careful of the contents of your sig. |
| From: Kamehameha75 | Posted: 6/29/2003 7:42:34 PM | Message Detail |
| Fernan, I want to hear the story about your babysitter... --- You can't kill a ghost but I'm sure an Exorcism wouldn't make them very happy! -Mightyjimpo |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/29/2003 7:43:39 PM | Message Detail |
| hey, salamander, wanna play hide and go seek? I thank Mary and Baby Jesus in Tinsel Town that wasn't about the shovel. --- "What if I get an erection during sex? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?"-MeatSim *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: Kamehameha75 | Posted: 6/29/2003 7:45:01 PM | Message Detail |
| lol, you did get a lot of comments about the shovel... --- You can't kill a ghost but I'm sure an Exorcism wouldn't make them very happy! -Mightyjimpo |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/29/2003 7:46:36 PM | Message Detail |
| More than you know... --- "What if I get an erection during sex? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?"-MeatSim *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: Spug Enigma | Posted: 6/29/2003 7:52:06 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was a kid, somewhere around 7 or something, my
best friend slept at my place. We were both males. Still are, mind. My brother
slept in the same room too, we were all buds. As the night approached, we
got giggly and over-tired. My friend found a ring somewhere (still don't
understand where I might've found that), and he pulled down his underpants
and put it on his boner. Oh-god, that was weird, but back then it was only
so funny we almost died laughing. This is the same guy I held hands with
on our first school day >_< Some months ago, I actually found the ring in a drawer in my room's desk. Must be some kind of curse. I put on my mom's garden gloves, picket the ring up and threw it in the bin. It's weird, all you peeps who had exciting childhoods seem to have never experienced something like that again... And here I am, I never got any action as a kid, but now I have a girlfriend and we have sex EVERY DAY, and, OK, I'll stop rubbing it in your faces. But it's still strange. --- "Robots designed for ONE thing... Search and destroy." - The Matrix |
| From: Omeg4 Knight | Posted: 6/29/2003 8:13:00 PM | Message Detail |
| In Kindergarten, I once had a dream of being the Red Power
Ranger and having mad sexxorz with this girl I liked at the time; she would
be the Pink Power Ranger. Ah, naive kindergarten stories. --- Grab her hand. Place it on your wang. See her face? That's love. - Umaro |
| From: quenfis | Posted: 6/29/2003 8:18:56 PM | Message Detail |
| yea, although these stories are halarious (even though
i never experienced anything like this as a child) its so much better to
get it when your older :-P. --- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? |
| From: Endless Shadow X | Posted: 6/29/2003 8:29:54 PM | Message Detail |
| best topic for summer evar.. --- Pray For Mojo 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS |
| From: Excel Minmei | Posted: 6/29/2003 8:30:38 PM | Message Detail |
| Omega4Knight...All I can say is, I hope you got help.
And I really hope you didn't ask her to touch your "megazord". --- "so who is the one" -SYSTEMOFADOWN0 "According to Billie Jean, Michael Jackson." -asriel777 |
| From: yep | Posted: 6/29/2003 8:37:38 PM | Message Detail |
| I just thought of another one, but more disturbing. Grade
5: A friend's sleepover. A bunch of us went, including the kid we all suspected
of being ***(and still do). We play truth of dare. He dares everyone to
strip naked and sing the wizard of oz song. We all decline, but he decides
to do it anyway. Out pops the smallest wang I've ever seen, and its whipping around like a very small flag of some kind. And then he begins singing: "We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, etc." He hasn't lived that down yet. He gets embarrassed when somebody starts humming or singing it! --- Ha! Screw girlfriends! The computer gives me Se><orz any time I want! -CrusherEAGLE Be careful of the contents of your sig. |
| From: deltora | Posted: 6/29/2003 8:41:11 PM | Message Detail |
| So many erotic stories...... ....ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!!! |
| From: yep | Posted: 6/29/2003 8:54:35 PM | Message Detail |
| This 3rd one, I'm pretty embarrassed about. In Grade 2,
I had a really horny friend. He always talked about girls he wanted to nail.
Anyway, there was a sex book in the library, and he wanted me to copy a
picture from it. This diagram had a Wang inside of a Wangina, with all of
the proper labelings. I stayed in the library at noon, and copied it down.
Unfortunately, he was sick that day, and wasn't back in class for the afternoon.
So, I took the drawing home, and showed just about everyone, including my
parents. I got in trouble again. --- Ha! Screw girlfriends! The computer gives me Se><orz any time I want! -CrusherEAGLE Be careful of the contents of your sig. |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/29/2003 8:57:29 PM | Message Detail |
| I had a dream last night where Umaro told me to take off
my thong and give it to my teacher. --- "What if I get an erection during sex? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?"-MeatSim *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: Excel Minmei | Posted: 6/29/2003 9:00:22 PM | Message Detail |
| Bumporz --- "so who is the one" -SYSTEMOFADOWN0 "According to Billie Jean, Michael Jackson." -asriel777 |
| From: Excel Minmei | Posted: 6/29/2003 9:07:59 PM | Message Detail |
| Salamander, you had that dream too?! --- "so who is the one" -SYSTEMOFADOWN0 "According to Billie Jean, Michael Jackson." -asriel777 |
| From: Salamander | Posted: 6/29/2003 9:09:33 PM | Message Detail |
| Too? What, you mean you had it also? --- "What if I get an erection during sex? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?"-MeatSim *The Girl Salamander* |
| From: Excel Minmei | Posted: 6/29/2003 9:13:43 PM | Message Detail |
| Yeah, except that there was this naked woman, and a shovel... --- "so who is the one" -SYSTEMOFADOWN0 "According to Billie Jean, Michael Jackson." -asriel777 |
| From: flamefox | Posted: 6/29/2003 9:27:29 PM | Message Detail |
| bump |
| From: Jerry Lewis | Posted: 6/29/2003 9:41:55 PM | Message Detail |
| In 1st Grade, two classes were in one classroom watching
a video. Me and this girl were in the back. She started grabbing my wang.
I was mad, so I grabbed her crotch. We just grabbed each other for 10 minutes.
Then I kissed her. Later, she told friends and I got 3 girls grabbing me. --- "You have to register to become a sex offender?"-Packing Heat |
| From: ZackEshna | Posted: 6/29/2003 9:48:17 PM | Message Detail |
| Jerry - YOU ROCK. --- AC Comic: www.animalcrossing.zonehere.com "OMGWTFROFLMAOFLOMALMAOMALMROAMLFMOARMALMFLOR!!!"-freakish thunder |
| From: secretagent bob | Posted: 6/29/2003 9:53:17 PM | Message Detail |
| Then I got grounded for like a week after my parents
told me not to show people my privates. Wait. Privates? 0_o!!!! --- If you read this, you have nothing else better to do than read this long signature and yes, you do touch yourself at night. |
| From: Tir Mcdohl | Posted: 6/29/2003 10:03:58 PM | Message Detail |
| Now that I think about it, I really regret that, in my
experience, I didn't take advantage of the moment and try to touch her goods.
The moment was only for my eyes...=( --- Gentlemen, you can't fight in here...this is the war room! - Dr. Strangelove |
| From: ZERO86 | Posted: 6/29/2003 10:15:46 PM | Message Detail |
| ...O_o... --- Sooner or later, they WILL find you... Due to financial problems, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice. |
| From: Kirby88 | Posted: 6/29/2003 10:56:38 PM | Message Detail |
| *Tags.* --- There are no Nintendo fanboys, just people who realize they play the better system.-mendicino speaking true words |
| From: Stick Man | Posted: 6/29/2003 11:01:07 PM | Message Detail |
| Well... I have no stories. Unless making out iwth my girlfriend on a bus at night on t the way back from a TSA thing with her brother (friend of mine) in the seat behind us and he saw it. That was a couple months ago... I had a good childhood. --- "Who knows? not me, We never lost control, You're face to face, With The Man Who Sold The World..." - Cobain/Bowie |
| From: MeatSim | Posted: 6/29/2003 11:26:27 PM | Message Detail |
| One time I ate a hotdog. --- -M€Ä†§îM- "All in all you're just another brick in the wall..." |
| From: DarkDRed | Posted: 6/29/2003 11:36:18 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was nine we were moving and all our stuff was packed
and we had to stay the night at our next door neighbors house, and they
had two daughters, one was nine her name was Sasha(I was going out with
her), and one was 12 her name was Trish(and hit puberty hard), and my brother
was 13(and he liked the older sister), so he was going to sleep in the living
room and our dad was going to sleep in the truck(ha ha)and they were trying
to figure out were I was going to sleep, and her mom said not in Sasha's
room because they knew we were going out. So they said I should sleep in
the living room when Trish said he can sleep in my room her mom said okay,
and I was thinking there is only one bed in her room and her floor is covered
with junk, so for the rest of the night I was wondering if I was going to
sleep in the same bed as her, so when it was time for bed, she got into
her bed and I was standing right next to it with probably a stupid look
on my face, and I said where do I sleep? She said here, so I got into her
small ass bed where we squished together, luckily I didn't get a bonar or
it would have went right up her ass, then she turned around towards me and
grabbed me in the no no spot, I thought it might have been an accident so
I ignored it, then she grabbed my no no spot again, that time I was like
what are you doing? She didn't say anything and five seconds later grabbed
me again, this time I got pissed and grabbed her back. Then she grabbed
me and I grabbed her again, and then we started wrestling and grabbing each
all over, and we fell out of the small bed and she got up first and when
I got up she grabbed my boxers and pulled them off cuasing me to trip, and
then she went over to her window and threw them out the window, so I got
up and was just looking at her stark naked, I couldn't beleieve she threw
my boxers out the window, so I pulled off her sweat pants(I think she let
me pull them off) and then the same with her anties and I threw them out
the window, then she took off her shirt and bra by herself, and came over
and kissed me with her tongue(first time I got tongue and first time seeing
boobs in real life), then we proceded to touch each other, and she showed
me how she liked to be touched and i followed her ways, i didn't know how
i liked to be touched yet so she did what she wanted and very breifly(don't
know why) blowed me, then my brother came in and I was in the middle of
fingering her, I got grounded. --- This Veteran account is now property of The Commander. |
| From: DarkDRed | Posted: 6/29/2003 11:41:19 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh yeah, and my brother stopped talking to me because
I scored with the girl he liked, and my GF dumped me. --- This Veteran account is now property of The Commander. |
| From: TheRiddler | Posted: 6/29/2003 11:43:20 PM | Message Detail |
| during a school sexuality lesson in 5th grade I had to
take my friend to the nurse cause he passed out in the sexuality video.
I found him on the bathroom floor. He had gone to get a drink. The nurse
was teaching the girls (she's a girl nurse) about sexuality, so I busted
in on one girl saying "does it feel like you are doing "it" if you use a
tampon?" with this half unconcious child in my arms and a weathered look
on my face, I just looked at her, shook my head, and said "matt just passed
out a few times, he wants to lie down". I left after that, and just cried
when I got home. --- This signature is dedicated to Joe Strummer. Rock on. |
| From: scurty234 | Posted: 6/29/2003 11:54:50 PM | Message Detail |
| I lost my virginity to a racoon in 1st grade Boy Scouts + Camping Trip + Horny Racoon --- RaRRrrRRRrRrrrRRRRr. - VigilanteCat |
| From: jimmycopulos | Posted: 6/29/2003 11:59:04 PM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- *CORRUPTED* Pso chars: Luna lvl. 156 HUnewearl | Lain lvl. 54 RAcaseal | RIP you two, you will not be forgotten :(... |
| From: skeptical peach | Posted: 6/29/2003 11:59:21 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag, lol. --- ©Achilliot 2003. All wrongs reserved. http://www.junkieznat.com/boards Go. Now. |
| From: jimmycopulos | Posted: 6/30/2003 12:07:23 AM | Message Detail |
| Well, this happened this year, during our band spring
trip to Anaheim, CA. This took place at a hotel right down the street from
disney land. Anyways, me and my friends (whom I was rooming with) took the
elevator up a floor. Everyone was swimming and one hot girl, Margie, popped
out of her room, and saw the three of us standing there... We were talking
to her, and since we're kind of friends with her, she uh, mooned us about
3 times... Keep in mind she was all wet wearing a hot ass bikini... and
she has huge boobies! So anyways, I got teh bon4r and I asked her if she
could moon us again. She did, and we saw her bare ass again... Ahh, it was
so nice.. I just wanted to rip off her bikini and screw her hardcore...
Well, that's about it... Wait, there're more, but you guys dont really wanna
hear them o_O --- *CORRUPTED* Pso chars: Luna lvl. 156 HUnewearl | Lain lvl. 54 RAcaseal | RIP you two, you will not be forgotten :(... |
| From: CubeKnight | Posted: 6/30/2003 12:17:28 AM | Message Detail |
| I lost my virginity to a racoon in 1st grade Boy Scouts + Camping Trip + Horny Racoon XD --- One time, my mom caught me talking to a dead rat with a stick jammed down it's throat. ~ Salamander |
| From: the doomsday | Posted: 6/30/2003 1:04:26 AM | Message Detail |
| t4g --- Were you expecting a Dark Falz Head which can be turned into a Dark Falz MAG Cell? -The Dark Unknown |
| From: PsychoFruitLoop | Posted: 6/30/2003 1:06:44 AM | Message Detail |
| Me and my cousin used to "wrestle" alot. basically it
was an excuse for us to roll around on top of eachother and feel around --- Making 2 Fast 2 Furious without Vin Diesel is, quite frankly, like making a production of King Lear without Adam Sandler. |
| From: ripperbbmc33 | Posted: 6/30/2003 1:10:35 AM | Message Detail |
| I lost my virginity to a racoon in 1st grade Boy Scouts + Camping Trip + Horny Racoon SIG!! --- "My physics teacher is really hot. Sometimes, when I thwack it...I think of her..."-OffTopicster GFDE XXV |
| From: Serra21 | Posted: 6/30/2003 1:26:29 AM | Message Detail |
| This is just so >.< up, it's not even funny. Oh
wait, yes it is. --- www.ActsOfGord.com - Making people look stupid since 1998 |
| From: XENAS DOM | Posted: 6/30/2003 2:01:24 AM | Message Detail |
| When I was about ten, the slightly older girl across the
street & I would fool around in the shed where her brother kept his
motorcycle. She liked to have me put clothes pins on her taco meat. We'd see how many she could take because she really got off on it. We did other stuff too, but that was the most interesting for this topic. Shortly after that I moved away. {I wonder what she's into now! Wish I could find out in person...} The smell of gasoline & oil in a closed space STILL gets me excited... --- "WHAT HATH NIGHT TO DO WITH SLEEP?" --John Milton |
| From: vodka and whiskey | Posted: 6/30/2003 2:13:38 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- Party on, dudes! - Abraham Lincoln |
| From: Saiyanofliberty | Posted: 6/30/2003 2:25:42 AM | Message Detail |
| When I was 5 or something. I would go to this girls house
across the street. And she once wanted to show me her toothpaste because
it was all sprinkly. And I saw it and I had to pee so pee'd there in her
parents' bathroom. Then I walked home with pee in my pants. When I got home,
I said to myself, how strangely erotic. --- "Cut it off" Miss Negativity's response to some kid asking what to do with his bon4r! |
| From: Squall Leonhart2000 | Posted: 6/30/2003 2:44:19 AM | Message Detail |
| This is one of the very few topics where I took my time
to read every post. --- <Meteorites Alliance> I promise.. |
| From: gus2k3 | Posted: 6/30/2003 3:41:01 AM | Message Detail |
| Hmm. Let's give this a bump... --- "CAN I HAVE PASSWORD YOURS, I WAS DOING TAI KWAN DU AND FELL INTO SERVER AND LOST PASSWORD" ~CJayC imposter |
| From: Ramza357 | Posted: 6/30/2003 3:50:23 AM | Message Detail |
| I wish i had such an interesting childhood... I jsut had a stuffed polar bear.. >_> --- OH YES! COME ON! NICE AND LONG! HARDER! YES! OH! Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa! OH YES! LONG! OH!- loki and bartleby |
| From: Juda BP | Posted: 6/30/2003 4:08:40 AM | Message Detail |
| Watering the grass is erotic --- CGI Postman has become one of those gods amongst men. |
| From: revenge of voicezzz | Posted: 6/30/2003 4:16:16 AM | Message Detail |
| best.topic.evar --- Warning: The above post may be... a post. |
| From: SSj2Cloud | Posted: 6/30/2003 4:32:40 AM | Message Detail |
| bump, up to page 26 really funny stuff here --- Yeah, so blame your dad if you're pissed about your wang. - User Name Error |
| From: AggroSk8er | Posted: 6/30/2003 4:32:50 AM | Message Detail |
| Two stories: 1. I used to have a neighbor, Sarah, when I was about eight, and I think she was nine. We had a large group of friends that we always played with, but one day no one was home but us, so we just walked around outside, holding hands. Out of nowhere, she just stops, turns around, and kisses me. She winks amd motions for us to go over on this little grass section in the corner of our culdesac. We start kissing and after a while she lays down, and we both strip naked. We rub against each other and eventually get off by hands. For the rest of the summer we enjoyed sexual escapades until she moved late August. Last time I saw her she had **** that could stop a truck. 2. My mom has a friend with a daughter about a year younger than me. When I was 11, we were in her room watching a movie while our parents watched a movie. She sits on my lap and I, I guess, instinctively put my hands down her pants and touched her. We never did anything after that and she now lives in ****ing Texas. --- ...pedophilia is for like age 12 and under dood. There's a different word for adolescents.~~brizna Yes. the word is "HOT".~~Swordfish |
| From: zenislev4 | Posted: 6/30/2003 4:35:59 AM | Message Detail |
| In Kindergarten, I once had a dream of being the Red
Power Ranger and having mad sexxorz with this girl I liked at the time;
she would be the Pink Power Ranger. i almost choked on my rice reading this. --- Z.E.N.I.S.L.E.V.: Zeta Electronic Neohuman Intended for Scientific Learning and Efficient Violence |
| From: The Dark Doom | Posted: 6/30/2003 4:53:44 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away. - TOOL |
| From: Shadow Master RVD903 | Posted: 6/30/2003 5:10:19 AM | Message Detail |
| I remember this one time in 6th grade, my class was in
the science lab doing something then me and this one girl in my group snuck
out and explored each other by the locker rooms. We kept doing it until
someone found us out then ratted on us. We both got suspended damn catholic schools... --- "What if I get an erection during sex? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?" § -Meatsim |
| From: Shadow Master RVD903 | Posted: 6/30/2003 5:37:42 AM | Message Detail |
| bump --- "What if I get an erection during sex? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?" § -Meatsim |
| From: EternalSillyness | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:40:17 AM | Message Detail |
| LMAO! Ah, I really am back at LUE after a trip to Latvia... Sorry, I have nothing to share.. I think. --- Times sigged: 2 - Times quoted: 1 - PWNings: 3 |
| From: Cromwells Ghost | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:41:24 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965) |
| From: TJ187 | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:50:51 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- TRUSTNO1 |
| From: Phange 2 | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:58:43 AM | Message Detail |
| More signatures have come from this topic than any other
I've ever seen.... --- One time, I had to take a bath with my Grandma. She only had one boob. - Salamander |
| From: MattDark | Posted: 6/30/2003 7:01:51 AM | Message Detail |
| When i was 7, in school i used to sit by this girl about
my age (not that cute but anyway) during a lesson after PE, she lifted up
her skirt, showingshe hadnt put her panties on (we ere near the back of
the class so the teacher couldnt see) i saw her ***** and she asked if i
wanted to touch it. I was hesitant at first but poked it a few times before
acidentally poking inside it, i stopped after that cause my finger was wet
and sticky. I looked later on and saw her sliding a pencil inside, seeing
how far it could go Now very erotic, but it was the first time i saw what a girl looked like down there --- Current news: In remorse for my Humar MattDark-Killed by Corruption Check out my stories - http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=202011 |
| From: Idioteque Dance | Posted: 6/30/2003 7:11:58 AM | Message Detail |
| Great topic. Nothing to share from me I'm afraid. --- -Dav Otherwise known as Are You Listening. And maybe some others. |
| From: Spector | Posted: 6/30/2003 7:56:14 AM | Message Detail |
*Teh Tagzor* Once, when i was like 7, this girl came round to my house. We were like the "Boyfriend & girlfriend" little kids. She would've been about 7 at the time, as was l. we did the "show me your's and i'll show you mine" thing... later on when she was showing me l touched her in the nether regions. She told me it felt funny and we kept doing it. We were out the back of the house near the hose. I got the hose and put it up her a bit, then she moved it up more and more. Scary thing is, l went back to the tap and turned it on, and i accidently turned it on REALLY hard. She looked like something from a cartoon as she minorly jumped and fell to the ground in pain grabbing her crotch. Her mum had come to pick her up, saw what happened then shouted at me a bit. Saw her a little while ago, unfortunatelly, nothing special. --- The Signature Stealer 7th Member of the Official ANZ Board Imperial Guard |
| From: Sly Fox0080 | Posted: 6/30/2003 8:26:51 AM | Message Detail |
| BUMPPPP!! Tell more, tell moreee! --- "..Storm doesnt have a crush on Tiger, we are a family. And this family doesnt include any incest.." -Kamui From X |
| From: lone malika | Posted: 6/30/2003 8:45:28 AM | Message Detail |
| I'd post my one and only story from childhood, but I'm
99% positive I'd get ridiculed and embarassed and ashamed of myself. --- "What if I get an erection during sex? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?" - Meatsim; in Sex-Ed |
| From: Sly Fox0080 | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:01:50 AM | Message Detail |
| Oh come on, you gotta expect that, JUST POSTTTTT! --- "..Storm doesnt have a crush on Tiger, we are a family. And this family doesnt include any incest.." -Kamui From X |
| From: Return of Lone Wolf | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:02:41 AM | Message Detail |
| I've got nothing, but one time my brother was nailing
a girl and her mother. It lasted for a while too. --- St. Louis Cardinals: 42-37 | Bo Hart: 22 for 45, 11 R, 5 XBH, 1.189 OPS | Albert Pujols: 21 HR, 72 R, 69 RBI, 1.147 OPS | L10: 6-4 | GB in NL Central: - |
| From: secretagent bob | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:04:01 AM | Message Detail |
| I used to take baths wih my sis. Someimes Id get the b0nar
and I wouldnt know. She was like 7 and I was 5. I used to move it without
touching it and she laughed. My mom stopped me. --- "When I was 2 my mom dressed me up as Aunt Jemima. It might have worked except I wasn't black...or a woman."-Excel Minmei |
| From: megtron | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:16:12 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- Men were lucky enough to be gifted with both a brain and a wang but were only given enough blood to power one at a time. |
| From: cripta9 | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:36:33 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- If history is doomed to repeat itself, bring on the beheadings! cripta9.esmartweb.com/cripta9.htm |
| From: Ultimo Kool Aid Man | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:37:12 AM | Message Detail |
| Tag your it not playing. --- "So suddenly the fat, awkward, asian-canadian kid with the gravitational pull of Jupiter inside of you is swelling up? Meh?"-Ninja Guy |
| From: viewaskew89 | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:39:35 AM | Message Detail |
| When I was 7, my cousin (who was 4 at the time) and I
were swimming in her family's pool. She was walking around doing nothing.
I went under the water and looked at her and thought, "I should go over
there and bite her hoo-ha." So, I swam over and bit my 4-year-old cousin's
hoo-ha. --- Leggo my Uggo! You want the Mango? You can't have the Mango! |
| From: yep | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:42:15 AM | Message Detail |
| Time for my erotic story #4! This isn't really about, me, but is instead about someone else. At a family BBQ, by two cousins(around the age of 2), both stripped naked, and went to the bathroom outside. It was strange, and some pedophile/scat freak might find it erotic, so therefore, it is strangely erotic. --- Ha! Screw girlfriends! The computer gives me Se><orz any time I want! -CrusherEAGLE Be careful of the contents of your sig. |
| From: PMarth2002 | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:52:02 AM | Message Detail |
| how do you tag? |
| From: Sardoth | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:07:45 AM | Message Detail |
| ¤tag¤ --- So the word of God is proof the word of God is true,because it is the word of God? It goes round and round and round...what does? CIRCULAR LOGIC!!!-BlackViper |
| From: wizardosiris | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:08:14 AM | Message Detail |
| What am i talking about?!? I've got one right here! My 11th B-day party was a sleepover and I just had a bunch of guys over. We played Truth or Dare for a while and aperently one of my friends got way horny. He pulled down his pants and turned off the light. We all thougt that this was WAY sick. Except for one of my friends. he got up and turned on the light and we all saw (to our horror) that he was jumping up and down with his small b0n4R. He got really embarrassed when he realized what we had seen so he turned off the light, my friend waited a few seconds, turned back on the light, and we saw that he was at it again! --- Every time a n00b posts something stupid Wizardosiris kills a kitten. |
| From: Fartman exe | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:11:49 AM | Message Detail |
| one time, this friend of mine (girl) showed her ass to
my other friend (guy). his face was pratically half way in there.........and
then........she pulled her cheeks apart............THEN................ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . farted in his face.........he was coughing for an hour after that..... --- Anticipated games: soul calibur 2, metal gear solid: twin snakes, f-zero gx, viewtiful joe, and some more, i just forgot.. |
| From: ciriuz88 | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:31:17 AM | Message Detail |
| TAGITTY TAG --- Teh Knight: j00r teh masta at finding anything porn related http://www.geocities.com/darxt0rm |
| From: Dragon Knight JMAN | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:34:59 AM | Message Detail |
| Uggg. I never had it that good. --- "If you can kill with love, then you can save with hate." Althena, Noir |
| From: ffej | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:36:12 AM | Message Detail |
| *tags* --- When I was 2 my mom dressed me up as Aunt Jemima. It might have worked except I wasn't black...or a woman. -Excel Minmei |
| From: Weiki Weiki | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:40:30 AM | Message Detail |
| I think everyone here is subconsciously a pedophile. --- too bad we couldnt pit the GCN and XBox in a durability contest, a car cant pull an XBox - Jagus |
| From: CubeKnight | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:44:58 AM | Message Detail |
| I think everyone here is subconsciously a pedophile. You just realized? --- Forget tanks, Nintendo should make fighter jets. They probably wouldn't even get scratched if they crash-landed... ~ Chaotic Mind |
| From: Dragon Knight JMAN | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:50:35 AM | Message Detail |
| Ehh maybe, Me I'm just saying...the best I got was a porn
movie that sucked then and sucks now. --- "If you can kill with love, then you can save with hate." Althena, Noir |
| From: firestorm503 | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:59:20 AM | Message Detail |
| BUMP I still have nothing to share... --- "I see" said the blind man to the deaf girl. --- |
| From: raydog21 | Posted: 6/30/2003 11:05:14 AM | Message Detail |
| When I was 10, this girl my mom used to baby sit was over
to my house, my mom left the room- no sooner is she out the door does this
girl get up on my lap and start rubbing me all over- at first I'm like wtf?
but then I started to like it (she was like 6 or 7 btw) from there we started
to go further kissing fondling etc. This went on for years until I moved
away. She even gave me a pair of her underwear once. I'll never forget her-
she gave me my first orgasm. I've had many similar experiences before and
after but I will post those some other time (in greater detail) "most people are sheep" |
| From: DragonsBlade | Posted: 6/30/2003 11:05:46 AM | Message Detail |
| <whoa, teh tag0rz> --- Enjoi! |
| From: monkeyhihi | Posted: 6/30/2003 11:06:28 AM | Message Detail |
| Aggrosk8ter...... I LIVE IN TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- best website of all time: www.bobandgeorge.com My little gaming club: http://monkeyhihi.proboards14.com/index.cgi |
| From: PMarth2002 | Posted: 6/30/2003 11:07:58 AM | Message Detail |
| again how do you tag? and what is it? |
| From: The President | Posted: 6/30/2003 11:52:18 AM | Message Detail |
| "also tags" I do wish I had some stories. Maybe if you count when I was around 4 and swimming with my family my dad went to check the chorline level in the pool and got his wang stuck in the suction tube... --- Hotdogs Floating Down The River Drinking Ice Tea. |
| From: Rpg Addict | Posted: 6/30/2003 11:57:49 AM | Message Detail |
| My childhood was boring compared to yours, as I've never
gotten any (and still haven't.) This stories are funny though. Well, in kindergarden, I did have to be told touching yourself at naptime was bad, but... Therefore, everything bad that happens in my life I blame on "Because I touched myself at naptime." --- *Is bored.* *Is always bored.* |
| From: chrono125 | Posted: 6/30/2003 12:07:58 PM | Message Detail |
| all These posts mAke me want
to Gorge out my eyes --- CHRONO CROSS---BEST GAME EVER GOT SIG? |
| From: Solidus7426 | Posted: 6/30/2003 12:25:53 PM | Message Detail |
| Ok some of these stories are definitly bullcrap, at 4
years old i was playing with toy cars, i wouldnt know what a hoo-ha was
if one hit me in the face and some of u at 4 are screwin eachother like
OMGWTFLOL!!. Anyway when i was 8 or 9 though i was a cute guy(i still am)so
a lot of the girls would hang around me(they were hot), but all we did was
feel eachother up and kiss.....yeah...it was great. --- "Go in the hole ball, what are you to good for your ****ing home?"-Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmour |
| From: Wert | Posted: 6/30/2003 12:32:13 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was 9 I stared at a girls pants for 2 minutes. --- see quote |
| From: Vim19 | Posted: 6/30/2003 12:47:30 PM | Message Detail |
| *is girl* When I was little, I used to run around kissing boys on the cheek, which freaked them out. Nothing more than that. In 7th grade I liked this boy that was a year younger than I am and took the same bus. The summer before, we had gone to the same camp and I wrote him a note telling him how I felt and had someone give it to him on his last day there. First day of school, he confronted me, I denied it at first, I admitted to it, he told me he felt the same way. Next day he asked "What can I do to get you to stop liking me?" and said he had a gf who was in a gang that dared him to kiss me [apparently, she had super sensitivity and knew all. You'll see what I mean]. The day after that, we actually kissed, first for 2 seconds, then 8. His gf supposedly was able to tell from kissing him that we didn't kiss for 10 seconds straight, which was what he was supposed to do. Bascially, we kept kissing on the bus just about every day for months, sometimes w/ tongue. One time, he told me to sit on his lap, I did, and he fondled my nipple a bit while we were kissing. He also once put his hand on my chest [had a little there] and on my crotch. On the last day before I was kicked off the school bus for "being too old" [the principal had wanted me off the bus for some time, though I don't think the boy told], he again told me to sit on his lap. He then wrapped his arms around me and started bouncing me up and down. I didn't feel his thing at first, but then I felt it poking my backside. I had not idea what was happening and tried to turn my head to look at him, but couldn't see him. He whispered "This is sex", which got me further riled up. I concede that it felt good. Yes, I was very naive and passive back then. I can see it now: 0_o O_O o_0; A much shorter one is just this year [11th grade] in the paper office. I was opening the paper drawer on the printer, and my hand flew back and hit the editor in chief on the fly. He paused, then stepped back and didn't say anything, even later, when we were checking over the paper before shipping it out [I'm managing editor, a step down from editor in chief] and no one else was in the office. --- The sweet is not as sweet without the sour I am a fighter, not a lover |
| From: Mikhyel | Posted: 6/30/2003 1:08:38 PM | Message Detail |
| tag |
| From: CStarFlare | Posted: 6/30/2003 1:12:50 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, this one time at band camp... My mom made me watch American Pie with her. I was like O.o --- GGRRRRRRRRRRR! GOD IS FAKE!!! RRRAAAAARRRR! *bites your leg* ZeroX |
| From: Vim19 | Posted: 6/30/2003 1:18:36 PM | Message Detail |
| Granted, that second story isn't a childhood experience,
but whatever. --- The sweet is not as sweet without the sour I am a fighter, not a lover |
| From: MeatSim | Posted: 6/30/2003 1:18:52 PM | Message Detail |
| My mom made me watch American Pie with her. I was like
O.o Yeah, same here. My mom rented that and There's Something About Mary. Anyway, watching American Pie with your mom is undoubtedly one of those O_o moments... --- -M€Ä†§îM- "All in all you're just another brick in the wall..." |
| From: Hiroyuki Sakai | Posted: 6/30/2003 1:39:44 PM | Message Detail |
| *tags and bumps* OMGWTFLOLROFL --- "She was like O_O!. I was like >_<. Then she was like -_-;. Then I was like o_o; for the rest of the day. " - DarkCrystal |
| From: parapaliegic meat | Posted: 6/30/2003 1:44:33 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- *is a girl* "that wasn't a destructive fire, it was a happy fire"-don't remember |
| From: CStarFlare | Posted: 6/30/2003 1:47:57 PM | Message Detail |
| Anyway, watching American Pie with your mom is undoubtedly
one of those O_o moments... Yeah. She called me in saying "This was the funniest part!!!" It was the part where he turns his webcam on and the whole school's watching. O.o --- GGRRRRRRRRRRR! GOD IS FAKE!!! RRRAAAAARRRR! *bites your leg* ZeroX |
| From: Great White | Posted: 6/30/2003 1:54:28 PM | Message Detail |
| I also watched a move with plenty of sex(I think it was
Bliss or something like that) on it with my mum. O_o moment, that's for
sure. Anyway, I have plenty of erotic experiences: 1- This is not a childhood experience, really, as it happened a couple of years ago only. My cousin(girl) who's 20-something doesn't care if I see her naked, so she'd always change in front of me. She wouldn't show me her bare breasts/wangina/ass(even though I, with some skill, got to see them), but be in underwears.. ya know? Also, we were talking about my other cousin(Patricia) and this one(Mary) said that Pat had bad breasts. She then said she had nice, hard breasts and let me touch them and play with her nipples. She also let me touch her ass. Ya know, squeeze it an stuff. 2- When I was much younger, I'd tell the girls to get their clothes off. I would slap their asses, look at their genitalia, kiss them(that included their wanginas, asses and mouth... yeah) and have them touch my wang, and, sometimes, kiss it, but never suck it, ya know? Most of my friends would do this with me. It was fun. We still talk about it. 3- I had this cousin who would ask me to revise her... "doctorly". What I had to do was to put her on the bed, take off her pants/skirt and touch her genitalia. Sometimes, I'd put water into it, or some weird creams she had. She would do the same to me then. 4- I would ask this girl, who's two years olders than me(and has a great ass and is pretty; too bad she does not give a damn about me anymore because I'm ****ing younger) to play the "Nude School" with me. Only the two of us(unlike the third experience)- Basically, we'd dance around, take off our clothes, slap our asses and sing "The Niuuuuuuuuude School". Yeah. --- Seriously, how can anybody have respect for a president that choked on a pretzel while watching football? - Aussie2B |
| From: zeldamaster128 | Posted: 6/30/2003 2:49:26 PM | Message Detail |
| TAG ur it. --- Proud Supporter of LINK http://s3.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=4810- Official AFI message board! |
| From: Vim19 | Posted: 6/30/2003 2:52:43 PM | Message Detail |
| again how do you tag? and what is it? Tagging is posting in a topic for easy access [in your active messages list]. You tag by, well, posting anything really, but most like to write "Tag" or some variation. --- The sweet is not as sweet without the sour I am a fighter, not a lover |
| From: im a flying papaya | Posted: 6/30/2003 3:16:16 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- Math is fun, math is cool, math is like a party only better!-Joe my math teacher Master of the CCCPC (o^.^o)!!! |
| From: trev913 | Posted: 6/30/2003 3:18:37 PM | Message Detail |
| I was at my babysitter's house when I was like 10. She
had a daughter who was 9. She had a back room, too. No one heard us. So,
we got under the covers and more or less, she said, "WOW! It's big!!! Can
I play with it?" "Uh...sure." *fap fap fap* Keep in mind that at the time,
I was maybe 5 inches...imagine what she'd say to 6 and a half. Keep in mind this happened several times. Also, my aunt...who is only like 6 years older than me, I...uh...got to...well...you know...the thing...with the finger...in the...yeah. --- http://www.wiredplay.net Comprehensive Video Game Coverage |
| From: DiosaDeJuegos | Posted: 6/30/2003 3:27:53 PM | Message Detail |
| I finally remembered one. When I was about 10... and already
up to nearly a size B, I used to go swimming at this secluded stream by
my house with this kid who lived across the street from me (whom I had a
crush on). Needless to say, I never wore a top when we swam. I wonder why I suddenly got so uptight about being topless? ~takes off shirt~ Woohoo! Back to my old self again! --- ~Oh? You know what my name means? Have a cookie!~ Why does everyone STILL think I'm a guy? |
| From: gtafan48 | Posted: 6/30/2003 3:33:22 PM | Message Detail |
| tag |
| From: My User Name | Posted: 6/30/2003 3:34:28 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was about 7, my little cousin came over,(she was
about 5 I guess). We went into my moms room and she got naked so I could
see her 'little her' for 5 minutes. After she was done, it was my turn to
show her but I ran out the room to where my family was. I sure hope she
doesn't remember that. Another story. When I was like 12 or 13, I went to Blue Bayou Water Park. I was in the wavepool with my mom, sister, and (male) cousin. We were in the shallow end(about 1 foot deep) and I was sitting on a little jet thing. It was blowing water on my wang and it felt good. I had an "accident", but not until a year or two later did I realize what happened. --- This world's a torchered place to be, so many things to torment me. -DC Talk "Supernatural" |
| From: MeatSim | Posted: 6/30/2003 3:36:32 PM | Message Detail |
| ~takes off shirt~ Woohoo! Back to my old self again! That's the spirit! I told this girl that one day I wanted to skinny dip, and she's like "yeah, that would be alot of fun... wink wink nudge nudge" and I was like "hey, why the hell did you say wink wink nudge nudge out loud?" and she said "umm, wanna see my boobs?" and I just looked at her and was like "SCOER!!!111!!" OK, so that didn't really happen... but she really did say "yeah, that would be fun" along with a little scandalous look on her face as she said it to me. --- -M€Ä†§îM- "All in all you're just another brick in the wall..." |
| From: DiosaDeJuegos | Posted: 6/30/2003 3:51:00 PM | Message Detail |
| Hmmm... I also remember the infamous "Moon Dives" that
were popular at a public swimming pool near my town. This family of white trash kids ages... like 6-15 at the time would always stand on the high dive, take their shorts off (boys) or tops (girls) and dive, then put them back on in the water. I remember this one kid that was like 9 took his shorts off and kept them off for like an hour until a lifeguard kicked him out. --- ~Oh? You know what my name means? Have a cookie!~ Why does everyone STILL think I'm a guy? |
| From: Jane717 | Posted: 6/30/2003 4:05:07 PM | Message Detail |
| when i was in 1st grade we were watching free willy on
the floor and we had a stupid male substitute that day. and i remember i
was sitting next to my friend joelle and she tapped me on the shoulder and
said "janet look" and pointed to her coochie through her shirt O_O she wasn't
wearing any underwear. then i turned around and saw the substitute staring
at us..ass! --- They point to me as an example of how curiosity killed the proverbial cat, and how a thirst for knowlege can lead to ones doom. - Pandora |
| From: FearSonic | Posted: 6/30/2003 4:06:32 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag! --- XBox, games at a higher level. It means you have to be pretty damn high to enjoy XBox. |
| From: CoreyDillon3985 | Posted: 6/30/2003 5:11:17 PM | Message Detail |
| my friend jimmy is typing this... oK like 4 weeks ago i was at my friends house and i was on his couch and then his big sister came up (like in highschool or something) and she was like "your hot" and i was like umm...yeah...w\e Then later on i was sitting at the dinner table and she was like "if you were older i would ask you out well would you?" and i said umm...uhhh...heh and later on (again) i was taking stuff down to his bar and all of a sudden, She grabs well my ass and then i had this little chill Well thats all but it was kinda wierd..... --- [signature This was Moderator rearranged a by GameFaqs] |
| From: Marth Rulez | Posted: 6/30/2003 5:13:28 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- pwned like a used penguin chew toy in a pawn shop in LA-EmperorDeathBunny VIVA LA RESISTANCE! |
| From: bball3212 | Posted: 6/30/2003 5:14:52 PM | Message Detail |
| bumps --- We have no right to take away a future baby's chance at life. Why? Because it is immoral, unethical, and unconstitutional. |
| From: Snowy414 | Posted: 6/30/2003 5:18:07 PM | Message Detail |
| tag |
| From: RShomera | Posted: 6/30/2003 5:18:18 PM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
| From: KKJ | Posted: 6/30/2003 5:22:36 PM | Message Detail |
| This topic makes me want to take a break from LUE for
a couple of days... --- _KKJ's Junkyard_ - http://www.geocities.com/kkj_junk The semi-worthless Nintendoized GameFAQs clone! |
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| From: kirbyfreak | Posted: 6/30/2003 5:24:20 PM | Message Detail |
| This wasn't really erotic but.... One time at a day camp we were waiting outside for something, when we saw these two guys in VERY small shorts, dancing around us, giggling. Our entire group was o_O for the whole day. --- "Man, if I wanted to get rid of Harry Potter, I'd do a drive-by while he's mowing the lawn."-Kicksave |
| From: Darkling Destroyer | Posted: 6/30/2003 5:29:55 PM | Message Detail |
| ok so this one time when i was like 8 me and this girl
were gonna play "i show you mine and and you show me yours" anyway so i
go first and pull down my apnts and she touches my wang and stuff so then
i go ok now you "and she pulled down her pants and SHE HAD A WANG TOO! and
i was like 0_0 and she was like "What?" ok that didn't happen my childhood wasn't erotic. --- I bet she gives great helmet.-spaceballs |
| From: Chadman15 | Posted: 6/30/2003 5:33:55 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was in sixth grade, there was this girl in my class
who had big boobs, even for a ninth-grader (and she was in sixth grade!!!).
So one day, I said, "You have big boobs." And she said, "So what?" And I
said, "Big boobs are cool." And she said, "No they're not. They make bras
uncomfortable." And I said, "So don't wear a bra." And she said, "Okay!"
And she took off her shirt and bra in the middle of class, and I felt her
boobies while my teacher was facing the board, writing notes, and everyone
was staring at us like O_O and I felt her boobies!!! Okay, that didn't happen. Durnit. --- I can't think of a good sig. |
| From: JC Denton | Posted: 6/30/2003 5:59:22 PM | Message Detail |
| You guys are probably not going to believe this, but it's
all true. Back when I was about 10, I lived next to another boy who went to the same school as me. He was a bit younger than me, about 8, I can't remember. Our parents took turns to collect us; my mother would get us both one day and drop him off home and his mother would collect me and him and dorp me off. Sometimes my mum wouldn't be home so I'd go and stay at his house. The situation arrived where I knew my mother wouldn't be home until 8pm and my friend had to go to play in a football match so his parents took him and watched him play. They trusted me enough to let me stay at their house (fools). What I haven't mentioned yet is that this boy had two older twin sisters called Emily and Jenny who were 9. I suppose I found them attractive back then. Anyway, I was a right dirty bastard who knew all about sex (I have two older sisters who tell me everything) and had already whacked off, even though there wasn't any man goo. It just felt good. Back to the point. I was alone in the house with them for about 3 hours so I had to think of something to entertain us. After I'd shown them the free 10 minute blue preview (porn) on their cable to warm them up, my mind got dirrrty. We went up to their bedroom and sat on the beds, and I suggested doing a trick I learned a school called the 'Bo'. I was lying of course. I explained that this 'Bo' involved, basically, them pulling their tights down (they were still in school uniform) and me getting my wang out. Both of them did it. I was pretty damn hard, and, well, you can imagine what happened next. I hardly remember anything about it, and I don't think I climaxed, but hey, I don't think many other people can say they had sex with twin sisters before their 11th birthday. I think this is the first time I've ever told anyone else about this. --- Deus Ex lover... Warning - I'm British (Subject to using 'strange' words) Perfectagent007 - Legend |
| From: Emperor Pilaf88 | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:02:37 PM | Message Detail |
| this needs to be archived..... --- Emperor of The Eagle Empire board=1734 "Sieg Zeon!"-Gihren Zabi Vote The NY Yankees are evil |
| From: LogGamer | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:15:39 PM | Message Detail |
| HOLY! Tags* --- Photographer of the First Screenshots of the mysterious painting from the Pig Dungeon in LoZ:WW! My web site with Zelda Pics from AR areas: loggamer.5u.com |
| From: JC Denton | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:18:55 PM | Message Detail |
| Holy crap, I got loads of these. I was about 12 and pretty mature mentally for my age. A friend of my mother had a really hot daughter, so whenever the friend came over her hot daughter came. We have a pretty big house so we could mess about and no-one would know. So one time I was feeling pretty horny so the messing about involved me and her wrestling then ending up lying on the floor, panting. Unfortunately I didn't try to take it to another level although I know she would have. --- Deus Ex lover... Warning - I'm British (Subject to using 'strange' words) Perfectagent007 - Legend |
| From: jeffreychanff8 | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:24:41 PM | Message Detail |
| a years ago, I slept over at my cousins house. we all
watched TV until 1 am and then decided that since we're not tired, we'll
watch some other shows and turned on some show called "the operation" which
was showing womans breast surgery, which was wierd cuz they were cutting
out the ****** to remove fat or something. So then when it was finished,
they showed everything up close and one of my cousins said it looked like
paperbags. that night, everything looked like paperbags or a ****. and i
constantly remind my cousin when we see a paperbag. --- You listen to me, you live longer! Check out my site www.geocities.com/jcsonicpage |
| From: joeyman9 | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:25:44 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- Tell her you want to stick your who-ha in her cha-cha and bust a double-horizontal on her ass. ~ richie259, on good ways to ask a girl out |
| From: JC Denton | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:25:48 PM | Message Detail |
| Oooh I just remembered another one. Right, well, I was about 7. When I was that age I often wandered around my house wearing nothing but a t-shirt that went down to my knees. One of our dogs called Bronte (a miniature schnauzer for those interested) had just given birth to the cutest litter of 6 puppies. They were fenced in inside this little area we had made for them, covered in newspaper to stop their pee getting everywhere. I stepped over the barrier we had and stood there, looking at the puppies. Everyone else was in a different room. One of the puppies (Branwell, if I remember right) came and wandered up beneath me. I was standing there pondering what I was going to eat that night when my wang felt warm and I looked down and realised the dog was sucking my wang. I know. I giggled, thought it didn't feel all that bad, then I thought that the dog was trying to get milk from its mother's nipples and I knew my wang wasn't going to give it milk (ironic, considering what I didn't know then) and picked it up and sat it next to his mother's fat stomach where it started suckling the right thing happily. End. --- Deus Ex lover... Warning - I'm British (Subject to using 'strange' words) Perfectagent007 - Legend |
| From: JC Denton | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:31:05 PM | Message Detail |
| Another one! This is before even I can remember, so all this is according to my mum. I was 3 years old. I was with my mum and my sisters down in London on a trip for some reason or other, its irrelevant. We were getting into a taxi when I just pulled my pants down, got my wang out and pointed to a freckle I had on it. I said 'Say hello to Percy! (my name for the freckle)'. Apparently the tazi driver just laughed. I bet I scarred him for life. And yes, the freckle is still there but I don't call it Percy anymore. --- Deus Ex lover... Warning - I'm British (Subject to using 'strange' words) Perfectagent007 - Legend |
| From: DaruniaTheGoron | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:45:28 PM | Message Detail |
| JC, you are sigged after the Link match...(I'm sigging
part of the dog thing). That was hilarious. --- Member of Hylian Knights, Official Sponsor of Link (Legend of Zelda) and Master Chief (Halo) for the Summer 2003 Contest |
| From: Spike25 | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:47:50 PM | Message Detail |
| My friend and i would be sitting there doing nothing
and all of the sudden one of us would whip out our purple acorn flash each
other and yell "HENRY" in a high pitched voice... WTFLMAO! That's so random it's funny... --- "Get out and take your stupid with you." -Dafurrymun «§ÞîKë25» |
| From: joeyman9 | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:52:05 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was little I went to the zoo and saw monkeys peeing
on trees. I then went to a tree and started peeing. It felt good, I was
holding it in all day. --- Tell her you want to stick your who-ha in her cha-cha and bust a double-horizontal on her ass. ~ richie259, on good ways to ask a girl out |
| From: JC Denton | Posted: 6/30/2003 6:55:35 PM | Message Detail |
| This isn't really erotic, but here we go. I was about 9. In school, I'd just won a packet of chocolate in my french lessons for having the best spelling or whatever. It was a nice packet of chocolate, so naturally all the other people were jealous. Later that day, at lunch when everyone can do their own thing for an hour, me and some other people were messing around in the class room. I had my chocolate. They saw it and wanted to know what the had to do for me to give it to them. It ended up with me telling two guys that they could share the chocolate between them if they would go to the urinals in the toilets and pretend to shag the urinals (they didn't have little grates covering the holes). They did. I laughed. They asked for the chocolate. I didn't give it to them. Heh, that was pretty devious of me. --- Deus Ex lover... Warning - I'm British (Subject to using 'strange' words) Perfectagent007 - Legend |
| From: Blaza | Posted: 6/30/2003 7:18:38 PM | Message Detail |
| Anyway, watching American Pie with your mom is undoubtedly
one of those O_o moments... I remember when grandparents used to watch the Man Show. My grandma: Look honey, that woman smashed a beer can with her boob. Ahaha, such a funny show. Me: O_O From: JCBern86 | Posted: 6/29/2003 2:38:18 PM | Message Detail ..its a little funny that i can't seem to get any taco nowadays. O_o I think if it will help if you would stop calling them tacos dude. --- Sig? I have no Sig. |
| From: Supra32 | Posted: 6/30/2003 7:40:52 PM | Message Detail |
| I always knew my childhood sucked, this topic just reinforced
that fact. --- I'd do her. But then again, I'd do almost anything with boobs. Even man boobs.-Umaro |
| From: Serra21 | Posted: 6/30/2003 7:48:41 PM | Message Detail |
| Getting pretty close to 500... --- www.ActsOfGord.com - Making people look stupid since 1998 |
| From: VideoGameSageMaster | Posted: 6/30/2003 7:49:17 PM | Message Detail |
| Well um.... I uh..... My childhood sucked! *goes to sulk
on lost opportunities* --- Fanboys and Trolls driving you mad? Join the Anti Fanboy Alliance! http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=2564 |
| From: magadragon95 | Posted: 6/30/2003 8:04:10 PM | Message Detail |
| this one time, I peed on the house. yeah. --- *scratches head*....ok...what youre telling me is...runescape can be fun!?!?!~bytes Runescape name~ Magadragon95 |
| From: engseng | Posted: 6/30/2003 8:27:32 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh my goodness, you American people seem to be fooling around more often than studying or playing sports! :) |
| From: JC Denton | Posted: 6/30/2003 8:42:59 PM | Message Detail |
| I'm English. --- Deus Ex lover... Warning - I'm British (Subject to using 'strange' words) Perfectagent007 - Legend |
| From: Invader TAK | Posted: 6/30/2003 8:45:55 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag. --- AC Name: TAK AC Town: Irk |
| From: Blaza | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:01:45 PM | Message Detail |
| Yes we do but we also like pancakes. --- Sig? I have no Sig. |
| From: Crimson Hellkite | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:18:58 PM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
| From: Crimson Hellkite | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:21:09 PM | Message Detail |
| I have a few stories. The first one may be a little strange. I was about 9 at the time. Me and my friend sometimes went outside to play D&D. One time, I was like, "let's have a contest." Eventually, I got to "okay, now for the disgusting contest". I turned around and he showed me his wang. Then I said "I bet I can outdisgust you!". So we went into my bathroom and both got naked. I had the bigger wang but eventually decided to stop because the thought just occurred to me that if we felted each other up or something else we would be gay, so I ended the thing. I'm going out with this hot girl right now, FYI, and I'm not a bisexual. This other story. Hmm... I was in Kindergarden. I didn't know showing off your privates was bad, but I had the biggest wang ever and just needed to show it off. This girl named Ashley looked at it, and she's like "EWWW!!" and I say, "now show me yours" and she said "no". Then Ashley told this other girl Nina to look at it, and I let her, but they never let me see theirs. I was like "It looks like a mushroom". Lol. This other time, still in Kindergarden, two hot girls (New and this other girl, I think maybe her name was also Ashley [but it was a different girl]) and a really ugly girl (Alia) and me had this argument. Eventually, they were thinking that my hormones hadn't developed yet, so they pretended to kiss me... well, the two hot girls did, the ugly girl really kissed me. My luck = ****. Now, this was really what made me the man I am. When I was 11 or so, I was talking to this REALLY hot girl named Sarah over AIM. Anyway, we were just talking when I pointed her to a pr0n site. Then she said this: "-> O" I knew what my job was. I immediately got my jacket on and without telling my Mom, ran to her house. We came into her room and locked the door, and we just did it. Nothing spectacular, but we kissed on the lips (not french) once or twice, and I penetrated her vagina four or five times (we both moaned pretty loud the first time because we lost our virginity [well, I did, she just told me afterwords that she just lost her virginity]). I move the hair around her ears a bit. Then she started moaning a bit, and she got louder, so we decided to stop. I knew I loved her and I told her so, and she told me she did too. Maybe a week later I came over and did it again, but I told her to put a clean sock over her mouth so we could keep doing it after she started moaning. I penetrated her vagina about 9-10 times and it felt awesome. Eventually we kissed again. She was really hot BTW, she had this long blonde hair but it was all messy kinda, but it made her look uber-hot. Eventually, I decided to give her a blow job, she said it was disgusting, but afterwords she said it was better then the normal sex and she took two more (sex before you get sperm > j00... can't get pregnant and no mess!). A week after that I had a threesome with her Sister that was with her mother (her name was Britney). Fun stuff and all, same thing happened to her. Never saw her again, but after that night, me and Sarah did it every night. Best freaking month of my life. But then I started ejaculating, and seeing as how I can't buy condoms, we had to stop. This went on for like a month... it was just totally awesome. When we stopped having sex we just kissed sometimes, I remember taking her to a movie once or twice. Then the worst thing ever came... when she was 14, she had to move away. I told her I loved her, and she said she loved me. God... what an awesome childhood I had. --- "...I hope you see the sun... someday, in the darkness." --- .hack//Sign, the song "Aura" |
| From: Blaza | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:24:18 PM | Message Detail |
| Dude, if you coudln't get it out, it defeated the entire
point of having sex.. --- Sig? I have no Sig. |
| From: Crimson Hellkite | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:27:40 PM | Message Detail |
| It still felt fun, even though sex right now is 100x better. --- "...I hope you see the sun... someday, in the darkness." --- .hack//Sign, the song "Aura" |
| From: LunchLady9 | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:32:34 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- "Hanging out with Radiohead is kind of like getting high with a bunch of librarians." - Spin magazine |
| From: MyStIc MeAdOw | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:38:08 PM | Message Detail |
| Well basically, when i was about 5 or 6 (in that little
exploring age..), when i was playing on the edge of my bed with my dollies
and things, somehow I managed to get off with the edge of the mattress..and
I also got off with the pointy phallic-like fron of my bed....o_O Another
one I remember doing is breaking off a leg from a barbie doll of mine, and
sticking it up there..I guess I liked it. My mom probably caught me doing
things to myself cause one day she freaked out and took me to a gynecologist
(sp?), and he inserted one of those mouth-sticks into my sacred cave to
look inside..I didn't like that at all. :( My mom then regularly checked
me but then stopped later on as I grew. And another one that my mom always told me about (I don't remember this happening)...My mom had some sort of problem down there, that sorta required her to rest in bed a lot with her legs spread (eww!) while putting on medication or something. She said I would watch her do that and then out of nowhere when everyone was in the room, I would do the exact same thing on my bed...just lying there, looking up, with my legs spread wide open. She was so embarrassed. I have a lot more erotic experiences, but it was just recently so it doesn't really count (I'm 16). Gah..>_>; --- Dim the lights; I cannot see - Bring forth ye shadow... |
| From: Wandering Tomato | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:52:59 PM | Message Detail |
| bump. Great topic, who's going to make the sequel? --- Uh... My neighbor runs around in the woods naked and tries to fish with his wang. I hardly see that as erotic though. -Spike Spiegel |
| From: MeatSim | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:55:09 PM | Message Detail |
| I guess I could do a part II but I don't think many of
us have many stories left. Who wants to volunteer to save this topic? --- -M€Ä†§îM- "All in all you're just another brick in the wall..." |
| From: TI92 Calculator | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:57:21 PM | Message Detail |
| Meatsim, have no worries. I've been saving this topic
since it got about 100 posts. It'll be going on the LUE archive. --- *Is Polished Car* |
| From: CPS 3 | Posted: 6/30/2003 9:58:12 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- How are you doin'? |
| From: Nemesis731 | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:01:32 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag --- GamerTag: Nemesis731 |
| From: DarkNinja X | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:03:08 PM | Message Detail |
| Not really erotic but still funny. One time there was a few couples at my old house (about 3-4 couples). They were watching the T.V. and a Pad commercial came on (the pads for a woman's period) and I said: "Pampers for my mommy". Only it was in spanish. My mom was really embarrased that time. --- Unreal Tournament 2003 ID: Hell_Raiser |
| From: KetchupDude41589 | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:12:24 PM | Message Detail |
| Eventually, I decided to give her a blow job o_0!!!! Anyways, I have 2 pretty disturbing stories that aren't erotic at ALL. 1. When I was like 4 or 5 and we were moving, I had this batman poster with the girl that played Poison Ivy. Well, at the time I considered her to be the hottest girl in the world (don't know why). Well, the day I had to take it down I layed it on the floor and was staring at the picture of her for like 10 minutes. Then all of a sudden I started making out with the picture (mega o_0). Then, thanks to my GREAT luck, I look at the door and realize that it's not open and there's my mom at the door staring at me. I was like 0_0...... Then I said, "I was just...." Then my mom said, "I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING!!!!!!" To this day we haven't brought it up and I've told no one about this. I wonder if she has???? 2. OK, this is like, the thing that's happened to me EVER. I was like 10-11 staying at my friend's house with my other friend. Well, for some reason (don't know why) we 3 started to play Truth or Dare. I'm like WTF!!!!????? Well, keep in mind that I'm a guy and so were they, all the same age. Then all of a sudden it was my turn and I said "dare." So one of them turned the lights off, and it was pitch black dark. He then says, "I dare you to turn the lights back on." So my other friend goes and turns them on and all of a sudden there's a big ****ing hairy ASS right in front of my face!!!! I'm thinking "WTF HOLY ****!!!!!!!!!!!" Luckily, it was only for a second, and then he pulled his pants back up. I didn't talk to him for the rest of the night..... Nothing really happened to me in my childhood, I had a pretty regular one. --- "My cat ate my hamburger once. It was very erotic."-Salamander "One time I ate a hotdog."-MeatSim |
| From: IG 88 | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:42:54 PM | Message Detail |
| I need a link to the LUE Archives... --- Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! |
| From: Wandering Tomato | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:43:04 PM | Message Detail |
| BUMP- we're gonna let this topic squeeze out the last
of its glory in the next half hour! --- My house's foundation is made of Gamecubes.....my boat uses an X-box for an anchor -SHaLaSHaSKa45SAA |
| From: muska121 | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:49:19 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag O_o --- Yinjara 25 Dark Elf, Wizard (EQOA) {Ferren's Hope} Yinjara 29 Elder druid (Tibia){Lunara} |
| From: the doomsday | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:56:25 PM | Message Detail |
| post >_> --- Were you expecting a Dark Falz Head which can be turned into a Dark Falz MAG Cell? -The Dark Unknown |
| From: HHHPedigree21 | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:57:10 PM | Message Detail |
| ... --- Omar-ittude Fact #1: Omar is a Nintendo fanboy. Omar-ittude Fact #2: Omar has been a fanboy sense 1993. |
| From: cyberz | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:58:03 PM | Message Detail |
| Posts! --- I'm just curious (not meant to be offensive), how do you have sex with other guys exactly? - Cyborg14 |
| From: HHHPedigree21 | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:58:26 PM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted by the GameFAQs moderator] |
| From: some1sname | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:59:47 PM | Message Detail |
| Wow, this has been a fun topic. --- "Hatchets are most effective, not when they are buried, but when they are thrown at the people you hate in an attempt to kill them."- Myself |
| From: HHHPedigree21 | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:59:55 PM | Message Detail |
| w00tz3r$ |
| From: HHHPedigree21 | Posted: 6/30/2003 11:00:17 PM | Message Detail |
| ok |
| From: muska121 | Posted: 6/30/2003 11:00:22 PM | Message Detail |
| tag again O_O --- Yinjara 25 Dark Elf, Wizard (EQOA) {Ferren's Hope} Yinjara 29 Elder druid (Tibia){Lunara} |
| From: some1sname | Posted: 6/30/2003 11:00:26 PM | Message Detail |
| Yay --- "Hatchets are most effective, not when they are buried, but when they are thrown at the people you hate in an attempt to kill them."- Myself |