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| From: SurferKnux | Posted: 4/18/2003 12:21:32 AM | Message Detail |
| I thought my hairgel was sunscreen and put it on and went
down to the beach about 2 months ago. When I got back I was like "Hrm, I
thought I left the sunscreen bottle on the counter" then I clicked a few
minutes later. --- Playing: Ikaruga Watching: Ghibli Movies, Noir |
| From: wordup | Posted: 4/18/2003 12:23:41 AM | Message Detail |
| one time i was playing in some gigantic pine cone trees
near my house and i decided that i was george of the jungle and i started
to leap from branch to branch and swing from them. The very first branch
i swung from immediately snapped off, and I landed on my back after falling
ten feet :( --- Insert RAGE lyrics here. |
| From: Gamma Hawk | Posted: 4/18/2003 12:26:27 AM | Message Detail |
| It's pretty funny when a dog charges to the outside, then
smacks into a screen! :D I've done this once too! Oh, I was sleeping and I started to sleepwalk. (I was like 4-5) I went into the kitchen, opened the fridge, took my thing out and went pee! And all this while my dad is sitting at the computer dumbfounded! XD --- my wang is a lot like summer vacation. It's long, hot, fun and you always want more-mrmet610 It's only there once a year though.-Linke |
| From: marvelvscapcom2freak | Posted: 4/18/2003 12:30:23 AM | Message Detail |
| A couple times back in November, I forgot how to pee.
I swear I am not lying. I woke up and went to the bathroom like I always
do, but no matter how hard I tried, nothing came out, and I knew I had to
go. It happened two mornings in a row, though I was able to go about an
hour later each day. I believe the problem was I was pushing to hard, like
you usually do at the end. It was really weird. I was so stressed out at
the time I guess that was the reason. --- MARVEL VS CAPCOM 2 + 24 combined rule the world! Founder of JBPHC, GameFAQs official 24 fan club. WATCH FOX'S 24 TUES AT 9:00 *shakes fist threateningly* |
| From: alan reap | Posted: 4/18/2003 12:37:16 AM | Message Detail |
| This is kind of hard to explain, but here goes. In 6th
grade I was making a stop-motion video for a class project with my friend.
We used old GI Joes as the cast. We were filming a scene that needed a starscape,
so we poke holes in an old black folder, and planned to put it against a
light, to create a star effect. First we tried the desk lamp, he put the
folder up to it, and I turned off the overhead light. It was too bright,
so we tried a smaller lamp, that was too small, we tried a flashlight, and
it too was too small. Keep in mind we had to keep turning the overhead light
off each time we tested a new light. We decided to try the overhead light,
so I hold the folder up to thew light, and he turns it off. We stand there
dumbfounded, then laugh after we realize what idiots we are. Also, my brother once put a package of bagels in a pitcher of lemonade. --- All food should come in roll form. Imagine how good Pheasant by the foot would be. Agent X Issue 7. |
| From: Jimbo007 | Posted: 4/18/2003 12:39:46 AM | Message Detail |
| Weeeeeeeell... This Wednesday social thing I go to, usually with all of my closest friends and stuff (mostly girls) ended, and I got together with a buddy of mine. We got into a subject on having a good size wang, I look at my finger (because according to him that's the "requirement) and say "woo hoo"... He starts getting into SIZE and I told him 8" at max (which is true actually). So, being the loudmouth he is he tells EVERYONE...I was embarrassed as hell especially in front of my girl friends that I measured my wang...most girls do NOT measure their breasts :) --- "GameFAQs people say you suck, and whether that's true or not, you're obviously the best damn player on those boards. - David Bond 0007 |
| From: jimmycopulos | Posted: 4/18/2003 12:41:12 AM | Message Detail |
| I once put dove body wash in my hair thinking it was shampoo
o_O Once my parents were having a conversation about fast food, and at the height of the conversation, I added " Well we're going to a greasy place, so you better fit in!"... My dad turned around and looked at me like o.o and my mom was like.. "Whaaa?" Attempting to say I have a pain in my chest, I screwed up and said " I have a chain in my pest" --- Pso chars: Luna lvl. 155 HUnewearl Viridia | Lain lvl. 54 RAcaseal Yellowboze | Aim name: Psodude14 |
| From: EmperorLotar | Posted: 4/18/2003 12:41:31 AM | Message Detail |
| One time in middle school these guys pulled my jacket
hood over my eyes and I turned around and yelled at them. When I turned
back around I immediately slammed into a pole. --- In terms of "off," are you slacking or jacking? So Mr. Cop, did you meet your quota tonight? |
| From: sLiPkNoT fAn | Posted: 4/18/2003 12:42:21 AM | Message Detail |
| well once me and my bud were bored out of our minds, so we were playing with a flashlight. and after a while the battery dies. But we had come up with something fun to do so we looked for batterries, but couldn't find any. So out of frustration and boredom i yelled, "why the **** can't they make solar powered flashlights"... ofcourse we both laughed our asses off for the next 15 minutes |
| From: tattooed deadman 86 | Posted: 4/18/2003 12:44:39 AM | Message Detail |
| I know many have done this but still... When I'm wearing my (sun)glasses and I go around asking people or looking for where they are. --- "I just took a trip to Arousal City, and I brought back T-shirts."-ChrisOB |
| From: HazyGreys | Posted: 4/18/2003 12:46:24 AM | Message Detail |
| I told my english class today that jesus came from
an egg well that answers the age old question of which came first, jesus or the egg --- HazyGreys - The new Official Topic Killer Topics Killed - 11...and counting |
| From: EZCheese | Posted: 4/18/2003 1:02:43 AM | Message Detail |
| when i was a baby i walked around with boots and nothing
else on how strangely erotic.... --- § mark of the piZAmp § |
| From: MagnaBlaze | Posted: 4/18/2003 1:21:02 AM | Message Detail |
| Funniest.Topic.Ever. Mine was when I was riding my bike around the neighborhood, and, long story short, I was riding my bike while talking to the girls on the other side of the street, and wasn't paying attention to where I was going, then I smashed in to a tree... --- [Your quote here] - [Your name here] |
| From: musszilla | Posted: 4/18/2003 1:22:09 AM | Message Detail |
| ^ I did that only it was my neighbors mail box. --- My DW3 Web site http://www.geocities.com/amussler01/ |
| From: musszilla | Posted: 4/18/2003 1:24:19 AM | Message Detail |
| another time me and my friends were riding our bikes and
jumping the curb into some one yard, while trying to avoid the lights on
the side of the drive way and the tree in the middle of the yard. Well you can guess what happen. I hit a light then smashed into the tree. --- My DW3 Web site http://www.geocities.com/amussler01/ |
| From: SuShi DaT G0T RiCE | Posted: 4/18/2003 1:26:17 AM | Message Detail |
| I was sitting in study hall, i was thinking and then all
of a sudden you hear this "MOO" really loud i found out it was from me. felt like an idiot --- The Quilted Quicker Picker Upper....Bounty! MOOOOOOOO™ |
| From: BearMonger | Posted: 4/18/2003 1:27:56 AM | Message Detail |
| Once I sat in a started car listening to music. I was
a bit sick at the time and was getting tired and decided to sleep. It was
a good thing my mom came back to check on me thinking that I might do that
or I wouldn't be posting today. --- The best palindrome...poop. |
| From: SnoochtotheNooch | Posted: 4/18/2003 1:31:46 AM | Message Detail |
This really hot girl asked me "If there was a *** guy on your back would you beat him off?" I said "hell yeah!" whole class was listening, needless to say I got pwned. --- God bless every soldier out there fighting for America and its' allies. |
| From: Ramladu X | Posted: 4/18/2003 1:37:16 AM | Message Detail |
| Once my mom tried to WD-40 a lock so she went to the cabinet
then sprayed the lock with Pam. --- "Yeah, but comdoms suck. Just risk the STDs." - Hyena 20 I'm n FaCtOr borrowing rams account |
| From: FlareI | Posted: 4/18/2003 1:56:45 AM | Message Detail |
| One time back in elementary school I decided it might
be fun to try and ride my bike home with my eyes closed. Needless to say,
this did not turn out will. I ran into a parked car and slammed my... sensitive
area into the handle bars. I've also run into a sliding glass door... twice... in the same day. And, I constantly go to the kitchen to grab a snack and something to drink. I'll take the soda out and set it on the counter then grab a snack and go back to my room where I find I have forgotten my drink, so I go back to the kitchen and pull a brand new soda from the fridge. Hours later I see the soda on the counter and wonder how it got there. Yet another thing I do is I go to play video games and I have to unplug the cable from the TV to play games(long story) Anyway, what I do a lot is the cable from the system will already be plugged in and I'll take it out and put the cable in in order to play on the system. Finally, one time my friend was talking about how his grandpa had died and I blurt out. "Yeah, my dog ran away once too." 0_o I still am not sure where I got that from. --- http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html <--don't go. GS Mage #25 <(o..o)> <(o..-)> <(-..-)> |
| From: Dragoon Warrior | Posted: 4/18/2003 1:59:48 AM | Message Detail |
| I tried to transfer the pyramid at the skatepark in a
shopping cart while holding two slurpees today. I'm pretty sure that was
stupid. --- It has been my general experience that lesbians do not need to be rescued by firefighters. |
| From: obliqated | Posted: 4/18/2003 2:08:09 AM | Message Detail |
| I always walk into glass doors. I knocked one off the
tracks that way once. My friend is even stupider though... There was a time when his computer was too weak to play Diablo II on his computer, so he would go over to my house and play. The computer room was an add-on room, so there's a sliding glass door there. When we got to my house one day, he was so excited that he ran into my house screaming "DIABLOOOOOOOOOO!!!" and he ran into the glass door and fell. Another time, my two friends and I were doing yardwork in my backyard (for money, of course), and my friend was resting for a bit and holding an axe, while letting it sort of dangle. He began to move and hit his ankle with the axe pretty hard. It wasn't the sharp end, but it was still pretty funny and his skin cracked. Another time, me and my three three friends (the friends above combined) were at the Sony Metreon in San Francisco for the preview day of Final Fantasy X. We ended up waiting on one side of the Metreon for 3 hours. We got pretty hungry, so we decided to search the blocks for places to buy food. We couldn't find anything, so we just bought pork rinds and chips. Then, we finally got to the end of the building...which happens to be the place where you go to the other side of the building and wait another couple hours. Well, once we got onto the other side of the building, we saw a Jack in the Box right there in our sights. A tree was blocking our view. --- I know from experience that people with muscles are very strong. - CNUfootball |
| From: SuperNinjaMonkeyMan | Posted: 4/18/2003 2:36:59 AM | Message Detail |
| Once I went to my computer and flipped a switch...then
I sat there for about five minutes looking at the screen...yeah...then I
saw that I didn't hit the right switch X.x Another time I grabbed a bowl, spoon, box of cerea, and some milk. I poured the milk into the bowl, but th bowl in the cupboard, but the spoon in my pcket, and left the milk and cereal on the table. I left and though "I'm still hungry, I better get some more"...then I realized that I didn't even eat. I also yell things when I'm bored without knowing, which is sometimes bad...I actually yell moo and stuff too! I was amazed when I saw that someone else yelled it. MWAHAHAHAHA! --- If this sig were funny it would cost you a dollar. Pokey bush. You owe me a dollar. Or not. This horrible sig is brought to you by: Corpse corp. |
| From: Liquid Lethargy | Posted: 4/18/2003 10:33:16 AM | Message Detail |
Man, these are hilarious. --- Tape: Sticky on one side - Not on the other. >:o "A little childhood trauma builds character. " -Eddy; EE&E. |
| From: glamroth | Posted: 4/18/2003 10:48:53 AM | Message Detail |
| I spent an hour and a half looking for the remote to my
TV... It was in my hand the whole time. --- Spoot! The Anti-Bible: http://www.angelfire.com/empire2/antibible/ |
| From: Stoufer | Posted: 4/18/2003 10:50:22 AM | Message Detail |
| Ive accidently whacked my toe off the door and shouted
"OW! MY HEAD!!!" --- Urine is sterile, you can drink it. "Recycle your animals" Angry midget since July the 19th, 1988 |
| From: JericoPaladin | Posted: 4/18/2003 10:51:00 AM | Message Detail |
| "most girls do NOT measure their breasts " ALL girls measure their breasts. As opposed to our crude methods of wang size, they have a perfect notion of their breast size. Of course, they cheat. If men had a wangbra or something, we'd know our wang size too. --- So crucify the ego, before it's far too late And leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical |
| From: Lost Prophets | Posted: 4/18/2003 11:07:41 AM | Message Detail |
| I wore a shirt backwards for about 2 hours once. Then
I thought "Man, this is really uncomfortable." and figured it out. Good
thing I was at home at the time. --- This is a public service announcement. This is only a test. |
| From: gotek | Posted: 4/18/2003 11:11:23 AM | Message Detail |
| I if I'm ever eating yogurt/pudding/whatever comes in
a disposable container, I always throw away the spoon and put the container
on the counter next to the sink. I do the "putting things in wrong places" a lot, too. Milk in the pantry, cereal in fridge, etc.. This one isn't about me, but my American Government teacher was writing notes on the board for us to copy. So he writes down "public policy", and underlines it, then begins writing stuff about it under it. Only... he forgot the L. So the whole class was laughing at a nice underlined "Pubic Policy" sitting on the board. --- Women: Taking over the world, one guy at a time. |
| From: LuniNutz99 | Posted: 4/18/2003 11:13:18 AM | Message Detail |
I thought I was the only person who pissed in the kitchen trash can before... WTF is up with that anyway? --- Lunatic Under Narcotic Influence Co-Founder of the NBG |
| From: Raijin52 | Posted: 4/18/2003 11:35:12 AM | Message Detail |
| i have a lot but i can only remember two at the moment.. one time i grabbed the tea pitcher and poured tea into my fruity pebbles.. i was so pissed >.< waste of fruity pebbles=sad one time i was listening to a cd and had headphones on i had it turned up all the way and was tryign to hear somethign in the background and i moved the cd player closer to my ear to make it louder..lets say it didnt help and everyone had a good laugh.. --- I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. |
| From: Simba Jones | Posted: 4/18/2003 11:37:49 AM | Message Detail |
| Good thing DC and Shade aren't around anymore, this topic
would have hit 500 in the first six minutes. --- "Such is the fate of us, of the strong. We fight...or we die alone." - Protaginist, Warsong (Book 3) |
| From: Astrojulie | Posted: 4/18/2003 12:07:32 PM | Message Detail |
| Liquid Lethargy, I give you the AMA award (see sig) for
making one of the best topics I've ever seen! I shall now award you with
the AMA ASCII trophy: ......______ ......|.........| ......|.........| ......\_____/ .....___|_|___ ..../Liq. Leth.\ See? It even has your initials engraved on the bottom! YAY! Ahem, now to contribute to a great topic: 1) We (my family and I) have a yellow lab puppy named Dugan. In order to keep him from destroying the rest of the house, we bought these gates that you put in the doorway to keep him in the kitchen. So anyway, one day when I was coming home from school, my mom said that she had gotten me a "surprise," and I raced over the counter to see what it was. Sure enough, it was the Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers soundtrack that I had wanted for a whole day prior. I was so happy that I raced for the door to go upstairs and listen to it, that I nearly forgot about the gate in the doorway! I skidded to a halt two inches before hitting the gate, and feel to the floor on my butt. 2) In fifth grade I took Tae Kwon Do. It was the night before a test (to get my yellow belt) and I was leaning against the refrigerator talking to my mom when my feet slid out from under me (wooly socks + tile floor= caution!) and I landed on the floor with a THUD. Needless to say my tailbone hurt for a week, and I had to do tumbles and sparring and everything with a sore bottom >_O. --- Amazing Members Awards given: 3 AMAs are awarded to users when they make a hilarious typo/say something hilarious or memorable. |
| From: Motorola | Posted: 4/18/2003 4:13:45 PM | Message Detail |
--- Lakers: 50-32| Previous Game: Beat Warriors 117-111 Most Points: Bryant - 44| Most Rebounds: O'Neal - 12| Most Assists: Horry - 6| Most Steals: Horry - 2 |
| From: The AllMighty Cow | Posted: 4/18/2003 4:24:14 PM | Message Detail |
| Also once, i had the video channel on my vcr changed,
and i couldn't figure out at the time why my ps2 wouldn't work...needless
to say i went out with my mom and bought a new vcr and a ps2...only to discover
that the channel was only one ahead. We gave the old ps2 to my sister as
a "gift." --- NOTE: Always make up exact figures |
| From: Master Raistlin | Posted: 4/18/2003 4:25:40 PM | Message Detail |
| i started smoking walking down a busy street that cops
frequent, a cop saw us and searched one of my friends. the funniest part was, as we were getting searched my mom drove down the street and saw us.... --- All your nerds are belong to us |
| From: Kyosuke 270 | Posted: 4/18/2003 4:27:49 PM | Message Detail |
| Finally, one time my friend was talking about how his
grandpa had died and I blurt out. "Yeah, my dog ran away once too." LOL --- Project Justice |
| From: CaoHong is the MAN | Posted: 4/18/2003 4:31:16 PM | Message Detail |
| I was listening to some music in my room and I had the
volume up pretty loud and was head bangin and stuff and then started to
sing to it and when there was a part to scream I screamed along with it
when I heard laughing and turned to see my older sister with two friends
standing at my doorway. I ran and slammed the door in there faces feeling
very foolish. --- ‡{˜~¢Ã°H°nG~˜}‡™ "Wow... sexist and racist at the same time. You have a gift." |
| From: Saiyara | Posted: 4/18/2003 4:52:30 PM | Message Detail |
| TAG. Once I tried to call someone using my TV controller. I was wondering why my TV was changing channels when I realised what I was doing. Another time I was trying to turn my computer on, and sat staring at a blank screen when I went to turn on my light and try and see if anything was wrong. It wouldn't come on. Then I realised the power was out, AND I was about 2 hours late for school (I have an electric alarm clock that you plug in, thus the alarm hadn't sounded). More later. --- ~Level 32: Legend~Elite Countdown: 86 Days~ ~03/04/03 Black LUEsday~INFO: 17 yrs, Female, 12th Grade~ |
| From: Liquid Lethargy | Posted: 4/18/2003 4:56:04 PM | Message Detail |
Liquid Lethargy, I give you the AMA award (see sig) for making one of the best topics I've ever seen! I shall now award you with the AMA ASCII trophy: ......______ ......|.........| ......|.........| ......\_____/ .....___|_|___ ..../Liq. Leth.\ See? It even has your initials engraved on the bottom! YAY! :*D! I'd like to thank my mother for like, having me. And my father for being drunk enough to actually have sex with the aforementioned beast. And I'd also like to thank all the little people who helped me get this award. Namely, everyone who posted in this topic. And and.. *Sob* It's just so nice to get an award. --- Tape: Sticky on one side - Not on the other. >:o "A little childhood trauma builds character. " -Eddy; EE&E. |
| From: GemG | Posted: 4/18/2003 5:00:37 PM | Message Detail |
| LOL, these are so funny.. I can't think of a good moment,
though... --- Whatever future you're looking for Let's go and see what's next. |
| From: DoomBringer316 | Posted: 4/18/2003 5:26:11 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh, I was sleeping and I started to sleepwalk. (I was
like 4-5) I went into the kitchen, opened the fridge, took my thing out
and went pee! lolomgwtf! I've done that before too! --- That's not an ass on my head, it's a crevice of wisdom. *XBL- DoomBringer316* |
| From: timpkmn89 | Posted: 4/18/2003 5:38:14 PM | Message Detail |
| I just started wearing boxers, and I went outside without
my pants on for 10-20 minutes... twice. --- Save a life. Read a FAQ. "Sony Playboy? Is that compatible with the Play-With-Yourself-Station?" - cybercheese |
| From: Little Man | Posted: 4/18/2003 5:40:16 PM | Message Detail |
| I always put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in
the fridge. --- Knowledge is Power. Power is Corruption. Corruption is Evil. Learn More; Be Evil |
| From: IcedragonX | Posted: 4/18/2003 5:46:35 PM | Message Detail |
| This is about a hot girl I know. Well, it starts out having her go downstairs all ready for school, then she sits down for breakfast with her family and decides to watch some T.V. Well, she has a glass coffee table and was staring at it and wondered why the T.V. images were upside down. Finally she noticed after a half an hour that she was looking at her coffee table and not her T.V. --- baibai Accounts |
| From: insignificant other | Posted: 4/18/2003 5:55:08 PM | Message Detail |
| Ive been sitting there eating a cup-o-noodles or something
and a lot of times I try to suck the spoon like its a straw. --- Proud member of the mac clan. Like macs? Then join! http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/users/rja14/tcpa-faq.html |
| From: Midgar Is Cool | Posted: 4/18/2003 5:58:36 PM | Message Detail |
| One time I was half asleep and I pissed in the garbage.
I got it all over the wall too. What a cleanup that was. --- No one in particular. I just imagine a bunch of 4 year olds in wheel chairs yelling "OMG wang!!"- Chaos201, on the first LUEser that comes to mind |
| From: Midgar Is Cool | Posted: 4/18/2003 5:59:06 PM | Message Detail |
| One time I was half asleep and I pissed in the garbage.
I got it all over the wall too (morning wood, or the regular have to piss
real bad bonar). What a cleanup that was. --- No one in particular. I just imagine a bunch of 4 year olds in wheel chairs yelling "OMG wang!!"- Chaos201, on the first LUEser that comes to mind |
| From: NeoBez | Posted: 4/18/2003 5:59:47 PM | Message Detail |
| I didn't talk to the girl I have a crush on. And she's
only here until the 29th. I'm a coward. And an idiot. I hate myself. --- "If you want it, you can have it, but you gotta learn to reach up there and grab it" -Rivers Cuomo My sweet site:www.angelfire.com/mech/neobez |
| From: carcharoth | Posted: 4/18/2003 6:06:19 PM | Message Detail |
| I had to undress and to go to the toilet... i threw my
cloth into the toilet and pissed (what is the word)into the cloath basket
--- Gimme a break, every game is a Role-Playing Game. Hell, even in Tetris, you play as the god who makes blocks fall from the sky---phediuk |
| From: carcharoth | Posted: 4/18/2003 6:10:07 PM | Message Detail |
| pissed = pee sorry --- Gimme a break, every game is a Role-Playing Game. Hell, even in Tetris, you play as the god who makes blocks fall from the sky---phediuk |
| From: insignificant other | Posted: 4/18/2003 6:11:51 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh! A better one: once when I was pretty young a friend
and I were outside shooting random things with bb guns, and we saw a plastic
jug on the ground which looked like apple juice. Naturally, we shot the
crap out of it. When we went to see how much it was hit, we saw the classic
skull and crossbones toxic label. This is right off the side of the road
in a wooded area, so we figure hey, lets not hurt the plants and animals,
right? Nobody was home, so we take it inside and put it in the sink to drain
it and the house starts to smell. And we realize that the whole damn house
is getting filled up with the fumes of this mystery toxin. So, we being
such clever kids, we grab all the necessities to life; a blanket, the houses
cats, a cordless phone, and a box of cornpops, and head out onto the screen
porch to wait for the fumes to pass. Turned out it was like window cleaner
and the skull was just saying not to pour it into your eyes or something
stupid like that. --- Proud member of the mac clan. Like macs? Then join! http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/users/rja14/tcpa-faq.html |
| From: Kuros | Posted: 4/18/2003 6:15:25 PM | Message Detail |
| Just a few weeks ago, I was talking to my friends in Govt.
class and I accidently let out the hugest fart. Right after, I went "PARDON
ME!!!", then, I wanted to shoot myself. --- Kuros = sexcellent. - MAKDaddy914 This post has been made with EXTREME PREJUDICE!!! |
| From: carcharoth | Posted: 4/18/2003 6:19:10 PM | Message Detail |
| yeah and one time my teacher was pissed (now is the right
time !!!) and he wrote something backward on the blackboard...(he did not
even noticed it !!!)It was really scary !!!! --- Gimme a break, every game is a Role-Playing Game. Hell, even in Tetris, you play as the god who makes blocks fall from the sky---phediuk |
| From: skyboy26 | Posted: 4/18/2003 6:41:23 PM | Message Detail |
| Teh giant tagz0rz I can't think of anything at the moment, but this topic is funny XD |
| From: jimmycopulos | Posted: 4/18/2003 7:12:42 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- Pso chars: Luna lvl. 155 HUnewearl Viridia | Lain lvl. 54 RAcaseal Yellowboze | Aim name: Psodude14 |
| From: limpbizkit2002 | Posted: 4/19/2003 12:58:05 AM | Message Detail |
| Once my mom tried to WD-40 a lock so she went to the
cabinet then sprayed the lock with Pam. lol |
| From: zidane11429 | Posted: 4/19/2003 1:26:55 AM | Message Detail |
| Once, my friend told me to tie my socks. I actually went
down to chek it, only to get my ass kicked by him. --- There's a conspiracy! Nintendo is turning into Disney! First,there were prostitute fairies in OoT, now there's a molesting grandma!-Me on pokemon's infamous hag |
| From: Zelgaddis | Posted: 4/19/2003 1:49:59 AM | Message Detail |
| One morning at about 8AM, I was really tired, but as my
roommate was getting ready to go to class so I started talking to him about
something or other. Well, he says something, so I put my head down on my
pillow and think for a second about my response. I finally sit up and say
something absolutely hilarious in response. 4 hours too late. I actually fell back asleep and he went to class long ago. Fortunately, no one was there, so I was in that awkward position of having to play my own stupidity off to myself. --- "It upsets me that people quote themselves in their signatures" -Me |
| From: CHEESE anyone | Posted: 4/19/2003 1:52:37 AM | Message Detail |
| i run into wireframe screen dors often, at full speed,
breaking them, ect. many times i've gone upstairs to get stuff like rolaids, tweezers, toenailclippers, ect. more times then not, i'll wind up in the fridge in the kitchen. And vice-versa. --- *owner of the n00b scrapbook* pm me at cheeseanyone473 on yahoo or cheeseanyone@hotmail.com on MSN or email me at:cheezeanyone@adelphia.net to see it! |
| From: JohnnyKid | Posted: 4/19/2003 1:53:46 AM | Message Detail |
| i started to drink the ketchup out of the bottle thinking
it was the cup of soda in my other hand... --- Counter-Strike name: Johnnykid |
| From: Clasified | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:09:22 AM | Message Detail |
| I stubbed my toe and shook my hand instead. --- "I am so smart. I am so smart..S.M.R.T!" ~Homer Simpson |
| From: Sora1105 | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:12:38 AM | Message Detail |
| I was eating at McDonalds one time, when a hot chick walked
by me. She smiled, and I smiled back. I went to pick up my drink I spilled
it all over myself. Then tried to play it off. Then one time I zipped myself
up, man that HURTS!!!! --- If you lost your virginity, it's probobly in the space behind the fridge, that's where most things are.~Climpa |
| From: Yoof | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:16:26 AM | Message Detail |
| One time, some friends and i were wrestling in my backyard,
and I had to piss really badly. I decided to hold it. One of my friends
is like 230 lbs and really strong, and the other was like 120 lbs and really
skinny. So the big guy threw the little guy down, then he throws me over
his shoulder right on top of the little guy. Then before i could tell him
to stop, he jumped up and landed on me, sandwiching me in between. I ended
up pissing all over myself, but mostly on the little guy underneath me.
He got really pissed about that. *bad pun* another time i had found this hackey sack when i was little, and i didnt know what it was for, so i started soccer kicking it around my house. I wasnt wearing any shoes or socks, and when i took a running start to kick it as hard as I could, I missed and kicked the ground at full speed. I broke my toe so bad that the back of my toe nail popped off and squirted blood on the opposite wall. Then I was playing dodgeball with my friend in my backyard once, and my dad had been gardening a few hours before, he left all his tools outside, including a big metal hoe which he left standing up around the corner of the house. SO my friend had the ball, and I was running away frantically, trying to keep an eye on my friend and not looking where i was going. I rounded the corner at a mad speed and stepped on the hoe, knocking myself unconscious. I kinda remember stumbling around a bit wondering "why the hell am I suddenly so sleepy?" I ended up stumbling over to my moms rose patch, where I collapsed and got cut up like crazy by the thorns. My friend panicked and ran, and I woke up like 20 minutes later in a lotta pain. Then just today, I was going to meet this girl at a dunkin donuts, and I was already late cause i ended up falling asleep. So I jump in my car and try to get there frantic as hell. When I get to the street i was supposed to be on, I make a wrong turn and go like 2 miles in the wrong direction, all the while wondering, "where the hell is this dunkin donuts?" When I realized how far away I was, I booked it back the other way, only to be about an hour late. When I finally got there, she was being hit on by a creepy old hobo, and was really pissed at me. --- Another Mickey Rooney in 3 2 1! Another Mickey Rooney in 3 2 1! |
| From: Karpah | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:16:31 AM | Message Detail |
| This is something my friend did. He lost his computer disk once, with an important school assignment on it. Eventually he found it, in his freezer (thats not the stupid part). Then, because it was covered in ice, he decided to melt the ice by putting the disk in the microwave for ten seconds. What an idiot. --- Crazykarp Member of the Crazy FAQers Push button to turn on. Play with button to drive wild... |
| From: Traxis | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:17:04 AM | Message Detail |
| Sometimes in the morning I just get into my truck from
the passenger side and wait there for a few minutes, then I realize I am
just sitting there and I move to the driver's seat and leave for school.. The first time I got pulled over the cop asked if he could see my license and registration and I said "What's that? I mean, no-errr.." --- Best Website Ever: http://www.innuendocornecopria.com/ Best Band Ever: http://www.toolband.com/ |
| From: Borskey | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:25:48 AM | Message Detail |
| tracking --- Skullcracker2000-Wait, do you hear that Krenium? It's your diablo LOD CD! It's whispering something!!! Play me....Play me......play me..... |
| From: Unsane2clown | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:26:48 AM | Message Detail |
| I tried to be all cool and stuff with my camera. I tell
my friend to push me down this steep slope in the street of our nieghborhood
thinking it would be cool camera angles and stuff. I hit a goddamn parked
car head first. Not to mention I forgot to turn the camera on. This other time, I tried to sneak up on my friend and scare him. But when I was tip-toeing behind him, I ended up humming the theme to mission impossible. Blew my cover. --- I ain't sayin' you treated me unkind. You coulda done better, but I don't mind. - Bob Dylan |
| From: HYPERMECHA | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:30:21 AM | Message Detail |
| Hehe these are great =0) One time I was painting, and I stuck my paintbrush in my beer and drank the rinse-water at the same time. --- My toy & video game review: www.xeokym.com "LUE is like a bad accident you can't look away from" ~ Omasitor Hain |
| From: FlareI | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:30:43 AM | Message Detail |
| Ok, a while ago., I was with a few of my friends and we
were all just sitting there, bored out of our minds. Then suddenly, one
of shouts something funny (I can't remember what.) First thing I say. "lol".
That's right, instead of laughing I said lol. I think I might be spending
to much time online. --- http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html <--don't go. GS Mage #25 <(o..o)> <(o..-)> <(-..-)> |
| From: HYPERMECHA | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:32:52 AM | Message Detail |
| Yeah I yelled out TEH PWNZ0R3D! (it sounded something
like 'teh pownzored') and then I realized what a total jackass I was...luckily
no one I was with even had a clue what flew out of my mouth. --- My toy & video game review: www.xeokym.com "LUE is like a bad accident you can't look away from" ~ Omasitor Hain |
| From: somedumbgamer | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:33:33 AM | Message Detail |
| I tried to do a kip up(the thing where you're lying on
your back and you kick back up to your feet) and landed on my ass I do a million stupid things, but I just cant remember it all... ..I know! I tried to balance all the Chess peices on top of each other! --- I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate --- Dark Helmet --- Space Balls |
| From: Sora1105 | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:34:29 AM | Message Detail |
| My sig, someone made a typo on a topic. --- Today I thought about licking his nutz0rzz -yournamehere4321 |
| From: Sezril | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:36:54 AM | Message Detail |
| -I threw a bowl out in the garbage and put the plastic
spoon in the sink. -I put the cereal box in the fridge. --- Sezril You must make me immortal - http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/clickthru.cgi?id=sezril |
| From: Sora1105 | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:41:31 AM | Message Detail |
| one time in football I got hit in the helmet on one play.
I had a concussion, After 4th down I hear some one saying good job good
job come on get over here! So I run over there only to find out I'm on the
wrong side. I sit on their bench and had a conversation with some of the
teammates. I felt like an idiot when I came back to. --- Today I thought about licking his nutz0rzz -yournamehere4321 |
| From: Sukerface | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:48:39 AM | Message Detail |
| I have several. My biggest claim to stupidity happened 3 years ago. I had just gotten my boating license(legal age is 13 in NY) and was riding around Saratoga Lake on a jet-ski on a very choppy day. I was going relatively fast, about 55 MPH, when I realized that I was at a beach area, where the speed limit is 15. Well, I decided to book it out of there before I got fined. Me, being the genius I am, began to leave, and decided to hit a large wave. I hit it, got airborne, then realized that there was a fishing boat right in front of me. I landed sort of on the side of it, half flooding it. I did not apologize, I just took off for home. Another also involves a jet-ski on the same lake. I was following a cabin cruiser that was making large waves. I hit one going full speed, about 80 MPH, and for some unknown reason, let go of the handlebars. I flew off the jet-ski, and it then hit the water. I landed face first on the dashboard, putting my bottom teeth through my bottom lip. That hurt like hell. My last great one was when I was biking. I was in my development, and pulled a wheelie, forgetting that I was on a mountain bike with shocks on the front. It hit the ground, bounced a little, and I went flying over the handlebars. I ripped open my chin pretty good. --- *Imagines someone running around screaming "AHHHH! AHHHH! MY ASS JUST DIED!!! CPR ON MY ASS!!!!!*-Kuros |
| From: glenn frog knight | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:52:28 AM | Message Detail |
| Apparently, I put bagels in lemonade. I still say my brother, alan reap, did this, and not me. --- Wow, that'd be great. First, LUE molded SmarterChild in its name, and now it'll mold American currency! We're like the Illuminati, but more sexual in nature! |
| From: Sora1105 | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:57:06 AM | Message Detail |
| When we got home from the McDonalds drive thru one evening
we were all eating in the living room discussing things and watching tv.
Anyway, I was listening to what my brother had to say I went to grab my
drink instead grabbeb the ketchup bottle and drank out of it. --- Today I thought about licking his nutz0rzz -yournamehere4321 |
| From: Fuhrur | Posted: 4/19/2003 3:03:09 AM | Message Detail |
| Finally, one time my friend was talking about how his
grandpa had died and I blurt out. "Yeah, my dog ran away once too." 0_o XD rofl --- Some people are like slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs |
| From: Star Ghost | Posted: 4/19/2003 3:03:51 AM | Message Detail |
| I swung my baseball bat too hard and struck my own testicles. --- Sigless for now. I think this might just add to the coolness factor. |
| From: glenn frog knight | Posted: 4/19/2003 3:04:33 AM | Message Detail |
| Oh yeah. Right next to the computer desk is my brother's
records. Well, ask my brother, I'm a known idiot, and I was drinking a glass
of milk. I got up to go pee, and my right hand hit my milk, and, as it was
falling, all I did is watch it. When it fell, and spilled all over, all
I could do was say "Ohhhh..." in a very depressed tone of voice. Fortunately,
there are some plastic cases over the records, so no real damage was done.
But the thing is, I just watched if fall. I coulda caught it, easy. I just
didn't. I hope my brother doesn't read this... --- Wow, that'd be great. First, LUE molded SmarterChild in its name, and now it'll mold American currency! We're like the Illuminati, but more sexual in nature! |
| From: JohnnyKid | Posted: 4/19/2003 3:05:13 AM | Message Detail |
| hey me too sora --- Counter-Strike name: Johnnykid |
| From: Sharpsight | Posted: 4/19/2003 3:12:20 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate-and quickly. |
| From: BLaDeZ RT6 | Posted: 4/19/2003 3:16:29 AM | Message Detail |
| It's not really stupid, but it's funny.. Me and my friends were going to 7/11 to get some snacks and this car came up while we were crossing the road. My friend slammed the car's windshield and said "**** you!!" The driver lowered his window and asked "What did you say?!" and my friend was like "I was just saying HELLO..." |
| From: Sharpsight | Posted: 4/19/2003 3:20:26 AM | Message Detail |
| I have a similar story. Last week I was crossing the street
when this car drove right in front of me almost hitting me. I flipped him
off and then did the 'suck it' action at him. In a crowded intersection.
Then I noticed he had the advance green and had the right of way. My friend
was laughing at me for SO long. --- Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate-and quickly. |
| From: RPG Freak since 1999 | Posted: 4/19/2003 3:26:36 AM | Message Detail |
| When I was a little kid, I rememeber eating a wagon wheel
(A chocolate wheel) and drinking a glass of milk. When I had devoured the
Wagon Wheel, I proceeded to drop the wrapper in the sink and start to pour
my half full glass of milk into the trash. - - - - It was ****ing funny! --- You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and then used against you. |
| From: OmnipotentGuy | Posted: 4/19/2003 3:37:26 AM | Message Detail |
| when i was little, i used to take markers and hold them
under the sink, watching the colors spill out of them and down the drain.
my mom didn't like this waste of good markers very much. in 9th grade (and god, this is horrible), i accidently peed on myself. I am ****ing serious. Luckly, it was at the end of the last period, so i had no classes, just had to make the bus. So i'm standing at the urinal, and me being the genious that i am, let go of my wang, and look at the ceiling. Something goes horribly wrong, and my wang catches the edge of my pants crotch opening. I pull it away, but the pee spread very rapidly. Luckly, I had a sweat shirt in my backpack, so i went into a stall, and put it on, so it would hide my pee. i was just in jeens and a tee shirt before. So anyway, I pull down the sweat shirt as low as i can, and pull my pants up (cause the pee was only on the crotch area), and i walk as quickly as i can to the bus, trying to face away from everyone. thankfully, i don't think anyone noticed. that was probly the worst day of my highschool life |
| From: Pinball | Posted: 4/19/2003 3:42:13 AM | Message Detail |
| This happened when I was in highschool and I was in grade
ten. My locker was right beside my friend's locker and we were both organizing our lockers. My friend then took out a sheet from his locker and said, "Hey, did you get this worksheet in Math class?" and I said, "Nope. Did you?" *akward pause* "Of course I did!!!!!!", my friend replied. (at this point my friend is literally rolling on the floor laughing his ass off) I felt like an idiot for asking such a moronic question. I guess I wasn't thinking. lol --- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. |
| From: Yoda Master | Posted: 4/19/2003 3:56:27 AM | Message Detail |
| I drove home from work one time, turned off the truck,
got out, threw the keys on the seat and locked the door. That is not the end. I then realized what I did while the door was swinging shut. I reached out and tried to catch the door. It shut with my fingers in it. I stood there for a half hour before someone finally walked by and helped me. I had black fingernails for 3 months. My friends still give me hell about that. I don't know why I told them. --- The wisest master of all.......700 years old and still **** you up I can. |
| From: jimmycopulos | Posted: 4/19/2003 9:37:27 AM | Message Detail |
| bump... this is funny stuff :) --- Pso chars: Luna lvl. 155 HUnewearl Viridia | Lain lvl. 54 RAcaseal Yellowboze | Aim name: Psodude14 |
| From: Crovax | Posted: 4/19/2003 1:43:50 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was little, my dad used to always remind me to
"Brush my hair and comb my teeth" before school. Sometimes I did. --- This user is protected by Karmic Balance Monkeys If you flame me, a Tibetan Orangutang will gouge your eyes! |
| From: ihasnogoodname | Posted: 4/19/2003 1:47:43 PM | Message Detail |
| i was erm....loobing my wang....and i accidently put methonl
ice on it and it ran down onto my balls.......OUCH.... --- Why is it not called terroism when carried out by the United States? -_- Rob |
| From: yournamehere4321 | Posted: 4/19/2003 1:48:43 PM | Message Detail |
| I havent laughed this hard since yesterday when the
kid said he thought about "licking an idiots nutz0rz" Hey, that's me!! --- GIRLS CANT PEE-Bass¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯Mun VIVA LA RESISTANCE!_________••••••• 99 |
| From: jacob wilson2002 | Posted: 4/19/2003 1:53:14 PM | Message Detail |
| This one time at the fair I went into a clear-glass maze
with my friends and walked out with a terrible headache. lol --- I HAVE A MULLET SOCOM Name-Jakester |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:00:26 PM | Message Detail |
| *funniest topic ever!* I once put the Milk Jug into the Cupboard with the Cans...lol --- IT'S PLAYOFF TIME IN TORONTO, TIME TO TURN THIS CITY BLUE AND WHITE BABY!!! GO LEAFS GO!!! |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:05:55 PM | Message Detail |
| There was a time when his computer was too weak to
play Diablo II on his computer, so he would go over to my house and play.
The computer room was an add-on room, so there's a sliding glass door there.
When we got to my house one day, he was so excited that he ran into my house
screaming "DIABLOOOOOOOOOO!!!" and he ran into the glass door and fell. ROTFLMFFAO!!! That was hilarious!!! --- IT'S PLAYOFF TIME IN TORONTO, TIME TO TURN THIS CITY BLUE AND WHITE BABY!!! GO LEAFS GO!!! |
| From: smurphy1 | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:14:41 PM | Message Detail |
| me to NeoBez. one other one i put eggnog in my cereal and ate like half of it. eggnog + cinamon toast crunch = bad!! --- "Keep everyone afraid, and they'll consume" - Marilyn Manson Bowling For Columbine "Religions are just big cults." |
| From: Tyrone | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:30:45 PM | Message Detail |
| Once I crapped in the laundry hamper...then I had to clean
it up...ewwwwwwwwww --- I have three nipples Stroke it, gently, yet, firmly, and, caress it, oooooohhhhh ya... |
| From: Unsane2clown | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:35:33 PM | Message Detail |
| In 7th grade, I came in late to one of my classes. I was
still incredibly tired. The teacher asked me "Did you do the word I assigned."
I thought about it, and said no, I've been tired like hell for some reason,
so I couldn't. She said "Well, that's no excuse." I was so tired though,
I leaned up against her shoulder for some reason and closed my eyes. I then,
I still have no idea why I did this, I licked her. I didn't realize until
I saw her reaction and when I sat down and everyone asked "What the ****
is wrong with you?" --- I ain't sayin' you treated me unkind. You coulda done better, but I don't mind. - Bob Dylan |
| From: Nagna zul | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:41:13 PM | Message Detail |
| Once, I was calling my friend, and I accidently called
911. Yeah. The funny part is, I was saying: cmon man, stop joking, I know
it's you. Another one was when I was changing in the locker room, my friend looked at me and said: Wow, I never imagined you like that. I looked down, and realized I wasn't wearing any boxers: I was wearing my sister's panties for some reason. This one is funny too: In an english class, we were watching a boring movie, so me and my friend start making weird fart noises. So then, I act like I'm going to fart, make a fart noise with my mouth, and then let out a HUGE FART and the whole class looked at me. Plus, the teacher was sitting right next to me. --- Sign if you want a musician's board - http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=6955444 March4th2003 Black LUEsday |
| From: Raptir | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:45:35 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, I was walking with my girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend,
probably cuz of this) and we were walking up some stairs. I tripped on one
of the steps, and I said "Wow, I feel like an idiot." (Word for word) This isn't about me, but my friend was counting something (I can't remember why). He went, "11, 12, 14, 15...". That was pretty funny. --- All i can tell you is that sometimes **** happens but how we deal with it makes us who we are. - My friend |
| From: Kelladros | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:48:15 PM | Message Detail |
| tagged. I didn't do anything stupid but at a house party once we were out of booze and I was really desperate for some more (even though I was already piss drunk) and this guy said "wow you're really desperate" or something like that and then he offered me a handjob obviously I said no but the really stupid thing is some guy got that on VIDEO!!! lol --- Colorado Avalanche, 2003 Stanly Cup Champions. Redwings out in first round. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Raiders Still Rule |
| From: Yesmar | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:51:23 PM | Message Detail |
| I was so tired though, I leaned up against her shoulder
for some reason and closed my eyes. I then, I still have no idea why I did
this, I licked her. I didn't realize until I saw her reaction and when I
sat down and everyone asked "What the **** is wrong with you?" LMSAO!!!!! Well anyway, one time I was riding my bike. There was a butterfly lying in the middle of the road and I swerve on my bike to avoid hitting it and it flies up and hits me right in the face!! One time when I was mad at my cousins so I decided to lock them in my room. I had a little 1 foot tall magazine holder that I was going to put against the door. I knew that it wasn't tall, but I figured that it was heavy enough to give them some trouble. Well, it turns out that my door opens inwards, so all they had to do was step over it. --- I WEAR A&F BECAUSE ITS HARDCORE!--themothman421 |
| From: Red Menace | Posted: 4/19/2003 2:58:22 PM | Message Detail |
| My bed is placed right against the wall in my room and
sometimes I'll think I'm on the edge of the bed and about to fall so I roll
over really fast and slam right into the wall. Heh. Good times. --- I am a Moderate. Bask in my glory.. Watch Ye, Therefore: for ye not know when the master of the house cometh.~ Mark 13:35 |
| From: NarakuOtoshi | Posted: 4/19/2003 3:20:51 PM | Message Detail |
| Wow, I don't have anything to tell really. Only stuff
everyone's done, like the cereal & milk thing. Well, once I wanted some cereal, and for some reason I was taking off my shoes, and I ended up putting my shoe in the fridge. And I was eating porkchops with mustard, and instead of having my pop to the right of my plate, it was to the left, so I grabbed the mustard. My mouth was half full with mustard before I realized I wasn't drinking my pop. -_-;; --- "Every problem in the universe can be solved by finding the right long haired pretty boy and beating the crap out of him." Ghaleon |
| From: Andy Richter | Posted: 4/19/2003 3:37:20 PM | Message Detail |
| Nagna zul's were hilarious, I've done the same as pretty
much everyone else, especially the throwing away of the spoon. --- Like Mythology? Want a board for it? Sign the petition: http://s3.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=7490028 |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/19/2003 9:27:59 PM | Message Detail |
| Once, my friend told me to tie my socks. I actually
went down to chek it, only to get my ass kicked by him. LMFAO! --- IT'S PLAYOFF TIME IN TORONTO, TIME TO TURN THIS CITY BLUE AND WHITE BABY!!! GO LEAFS GO!!! |
| From: rpgfan123 | Posted: 4/19/2003 9:40:48 PM | Message Detail |
| heh...i always feel like an idiot... --- My current favorite bands: get up kids, saves the day, Weezer,AFI,and thursday. current game(s):dark cloud 2. current book: the fires of merlin. |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/19/2003 9:46:42 PM | Message Detail |
| Another one was when I was changing in the locker room,
my friend looked at me and said: Wow, I never imagined you like that. I
looked down, and realized I wasn't wearing any boxers: I was wearing my
sister's panties for some reason. LMAO!!!!! --- Today I thought about licking his nutz0rzz -yournamehere4321 |
| From: sLiPkNoT fAn | Posted: 4/19/2003 9:49:30 PM | Message Detail |
| i knocked 2 teeth out biting a seatbelt buckle --- i do not like the band named slipknot |
| From: Nagna zul | Posted: 4/19/2003 9:49:42 PM | Message Detail |
| Thanks Andy. --- Sign if you want a musician's board - http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=6955444 March4th2003 Black LUEsday |
| From: skyboy26 | Posted: 4/19/2003 9:52:14 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag XD |
| From: Deraj | Posted: 4/19/2003 9:58:55 PM | Message Detail |
| *TAGs* --- Survival Horror is just a fancy way to say "Monsters will come out of the windows"- Penny Arcade |
| From: sertman1 | Posted: 4/19/2003 9:59:30 PM | Message Detail |
| A couple days ago, i peed in my cereal and ate it. I still
don't feel good. Ugh. --- Games I own for Xbox Live: Ghost Recon, Unreal Championship Gamertag(UC name): sertman (H2K freestyle/H2K Strong Bad) |
| From: HybridPark | Posted: 4/19/2003 10:00:35 PM | Message Detail |
| im listening to aqua --- http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/loth/a/n/andrea/grape.jpg ^ Cute 'lil Dragon ^ |
| From: ThePreacher | Posted: 4/19/2003 10:07:44 PM | Message Detail |
| *tag post* --- "Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much." -John Wayne ~Balance Guardian~ |
| From: Yoda Master | Posted: 4/19/2003 10:08:17 PM | Message Detail |
| I was driving my Moms Durango after driving my truck.
My truck is a manual transmission, my mom's Durango is automatic. I slammed
on the brakes with my left foot when I went to shift. I felt really stupid
and I got some looks from people around me. --- The wisest master of all.......700 years old and still **** you up I can. |
| From: tadpoleofdeath | Posted: 4/19/2003 10:18:24 PM | Message Detail |
| Another one was when I was changing in the locker room,
my friend looked at me and said: Wow, I never imagined you like that. I
looked down, and realized I wasn't wearing any boxers: I was wearing my
sister's panties for some reason. XDXDXDXD HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER, THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER! --- My thoughts and prayers go out to the victims of Black LUEsday. 3-4-03 We Will Never Forget... |
| From: deathguy13 | Posted: 4/19/2003 10:37:00 PM | Message Detail |
| Once in the middle of the night, I woke up half sitting
up and feeling disoriented. I was a little dizzy and I went to lie down,
but I guess I was going pretty fast because the next thing I knew my head
slammed into the corner of the bed post. I immediately fell onto the pillow,
thought how much it hurt, and fell asleep. --- OMG DETH BHOLDE!1 - Payne To The Max4 |
| From: MAKdaddy914 | Posted: 4/19/2003 10:51:10 PM | Message Detail |
| I was sitting on the bus with a sucker in my mouth. I
took out the headphone in my left ear(it was one of those that go in your
ear hole) to talk to someone. When I got done talking, I stuck the sucker
in my ear and the headphone in my mouth. Everyone was laughing at me...
;_; --- http://mak.creeperslair.com/ Now online! Updated 4/19/03 |
| From: TheStolenFayth | Posted: 4/19/2003 11:59:19 PM | Message Detail |
| b u m p u m p --- Take off all your clothes and run around the house naked floppin your ding dong up and down and screaming "RIDE EM COWBOY!" Well, that's what I'd do.. ~hm007 |
| From: john strife | Posted: 4/20/2003 12:14:17 AM | Message Detail |
| One time when I was younger I was at my friends house
and we were outside jumping on the trampoline. I had to pee and my friend
told me to just pee outside. Anyway, it turned out I also had to take a
**** and I ended up ****ting in my pants. I then had to run into his house
into the bathroom to try and clean up. My pants were halfway down as I ran
into my friends house and I dripped some **** on the carpet on my way to
the bathroom. Needless to say, I felt pretty stupid. --- Guns don't kill people. Kids who play video games kill people. -Penny Arcade I'm not a king, I am just a god. -Blind Guardian |
| From: Wassabi1234Returns | Posted: 4/20/2003 12:21:37 AM | Message Detail |
| I was riding my bike across a 4 lanes (4 lanes on each
side) highway. The cars were all stopped at a light. Right as I get to the
middle of the road, the light turns green. I had to weave through
moving cars... and receive lots of flames from the drivers =P One in particular
I remember is "GET OUT OF THE ******* ROAD YOU ******* TEENAGER! IDIOT!"
Then one time, I unwrapped one of those little debbie brownies and threw away the brownie and took a bite out of the wrapper... --- All your sig are belong to me!? |
| From: Chrono Darknova | Posted: 4/20/2003 12:25:08 AM | Message Detail |
| Just did thank you. While i was typing something i did.. i thought this. "Ya'know.. that button of the moon on my keyboard is bothering me.. so i will *press*" --~PERPARING FOR STANDBY~-- --- Elf: I am... Drizz'l! | Fighter: Oh No! I hope he doesen't get his brother, Trop'kal St'orm!! -8 Bit Theater |
| From: Wassabi1234Returns | Posted: 4/20/2003 12:26:22 AM | Message Detail |
| My Friend: He yells "look a bagel" and proceeds to run up and kick this thing on the ground as hard as he could. he thought it was a bagel, but it was a large round rock. broke his toe. --- All your sig are belong to me!? |
| From: crabapple13 | Posted: 4/20/2003 12:26:57 AM | Message Detail |
| I dipped my french fry in my Dr. Pepper while at the same
time bringing my ketchup container up for a drink. --- Why the hell would my mom pay you? She doesn't need your help to be stupid. She's already dumb enough, moron. - Jar Jar Binks |
| From: sLiPkNoT fAn | Posted: 4/20/2003 12:32:25 AM | Message Detail |
| the trampoline reminded me in 5th grade my best friend had a party and invited everyone in our class. so we were on the tramp, and only 4 people are allowed on at a time. So this one overweight kid is on and everyone is saying for him to get off and let someone else on, so he says ok and... bounces ne last time and does a ****ing bellyflop onto the grass! i'm laughing so hard thinking about it, i think he broke his arm or something though... a million idiot things on the tramp... once we were playing "spectactulare catch". someone throws the football up and you make a great catch. once i wasn't watching where i was and bounce as hard as i could and caught the ball, looked down, and landed 8 feet away from the tramp. And it also wasn't a good idea when i tried a backflip and landed on my ass on the ground, and then try again and land with a spring inbetween my legs... --- i do not like the band named slipknot |
| From: Prometheon | Posted: 4/20/2003 12:45:22 AM | Message Detail |
| Putting cereal in the fridge. Putting spoons in the garbage and pudding cups in the sink. The worst though, is me walking into school, and seeing everyone turn and look at me, laughing and pointing and saying things I shall not repeat. Turns out I accidently put on my sisters brand new bright pink Barbi backpack... --- "The only futile existence is the one that is forgotten. The only meaningful existence is left unexplored." *The Master of Misinterpretation* |
| From: Artificial Hero | Posted: 4/20/2003 12:49:01 AM | Message Detail |
| Almost telling the girl you like that you like her, but
hesitating, only to find that a few days later, she meets a guy that she
really likes and has no time for you...but, I've felt like a bigger idiot. --- The most misled and confused people are often the people who think too much and too often... |
| From: BlazingTiger | Posted: 4/20/2003 12:49:12 AM | Message Detail |
| lol good god guys yall are making me laugh too much! im
about to die laughing. more more more. --- "Hey! I live in the state Learn to Fart."-Homer. Account name:Dkl-PhoneixVII or AzrDragoon. AIM AzrDragoon. |
| From: BlazingTiger | Posted: 4/20/2003 12:50:37 AM | Message Detail |
| somedumbgamer thats is called a spring up. i can do it
without hurting myself. all thanks to martial arts. --- "Hey! I live in the state Learn to Fart."-Homer. Account name:Dkl-PhoneixVII or AzrDragoon. AIM AzrDragoon. |
| From: m3troid zombi3 | Posted: 4/20/2003 12:50:44 AM | Message Detail |
| My friend once yelled "DEAD BIRD!" and pointed up, as
I looked up, then my jaw slammed into a pole. absfsfklnskd --- After you tell her that say, "Though I do want to **** you like I did your dog last night...roof...roooof!" -Conker |
| From: Prometheon | Posted: 4/20/2003 1:20:22 AM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
| From: Randal Graves | Posted: 4/20/2003 1:24:20 AM | Message Detail |
| I know a girl who once told me the story about how she
had been on a camping trip and dropped her sandwich. After eating it she
looked down and saw where she dropped it... in a pile of cow ****. She said
it only dripped in the corner but that's got to be one funky ass sandwich. --- "I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs. " - Nancy Reagan |
| From: hotshot743 | Posted: 4/20/2003 2:41:49 AM | Message Detail |
| This topic and all of its posts remind me of my life.
Its like reading my own life story, since the bad memories tend to stick
out. Let's see, so many..... how bout the time I thought it would be a good idea to test out my new baseball cup by having my friends throw some fastballs at it. We were only like 12, so they had bad aim. So after the first like 10 hit me in the stomach and miss, I find out that a cup helps protect some tenderness, but not all. How bout the time I tried to show off on my bike while riding down a big hill. I was just gliding, and reached my left hand over to grab on to a hand rail. There was a little too much friction between my hand and the bar, so i fell. I was wearing Jeans, and I was dragged along the sidewalk for about 20 feet. I had fallen onto the road, which was 5 lanes across. Luckily, there was currently no one in that lane and a red light, so no cars were coming. I had to walk back to my house with a huge hole in the knee of my jeans, my ENTIRE kneecap skin-covering gone and gushing blood, possibly some bone showing, and my friend trying not to laugh because I was in so much pain. I still have the scar on my knee, and the scab had lasted for months. OR how bout the time at school, when my friend showed me how to use instant messaging using just the computer LAN and DOS. We were swapping tidbits and insults, when right then, the librarian walks up behind me checking to see if people have "net stickers" that allow them to use the internet. The latest message my friend sent is not quite appropriate to be posted on this board, but needless to say it got me some trouble. And I wasn't aware that they have a log at the district center that keeps track of sent messages. They saw the computer I was on, and saw my messages. --- Telling people not to be selfish is like asking God for a space shuttle. Its a nice thought, but its never gonna happen ~Sephlock |
| From: hotshot743 | Posted: 4/20/2003 2:42:08 AM | Message Detail |
| continued.... How bout the time I was playing with bottle rockets with some friends, and a couple of electrical casing tubes (empty of course). My brother walks over to the contruction site where we were launching em, and I decide to launch one his way. Since its not like you can hit anything with a bottle rocket if your life depended on it, i wasnt worried of hurting him or anything. However, as I was tracing him with my lit bottle launcher, He runs by the place where I set down my whole bag of fire crackers, and the most amazing thing happens: it goes INTO the bag and then pops. This must have lit some paper wrappers, because a string of black cats starts exploding. There were like 3 opened bricks of bottle rockets in there, and many got started. The black cats had blown apart the bag, but not before starting most fuses. Bottle rockets start firing everywhere, and we all have to run for cover, since there were also some of the huge bottle rockets. It's like a war zone, $70 worth of fire crackers going off at once. I had a few morters in there as well, and We were trying to haul ass before those went off. They went off too, and were launched pretty damn close to a house. We all the way back to my house, and watched from there. Someone must have called the police, or they must have thought there was a gang war or something. There was so much smoke, and we were scared that we were gonna get busted. Nothing really happened, except we had to drive back to the indian reservation to get more fire crackers. When we went back to the site of explosion, it was pretty much a crater, and couldnt find anything to salvage. I dont launch bottle rockets at people anymore How bout the time I went dumpster diving with my friends, just for fun. We are having a hell of a time just rummaging around, and it's like 11 pm. The back door of the blockbuster we are at opens, and my friend hides behind it. Im already inside, so i just duck and cover. I threw a garbage bag overmyself and hid. The guy threw away a full garbage bag (heavy too, it hit me in the legs), and left. Except right before He left, he closed the dumpster and locked it. It smelled like puke in there, and I had some moldy Mcdonalds food on me, since I covered myself in it to hide. My friend was just laughing at me for like 10 minutes, then I just broke the dumpster lid. It was just the cheap plastic kind, but I havent gone dumpster diving since. The only plus was that I found a free copy of minority report on DVD, but I had to throw out all the clothes i was wearing. --- Telling people not to be selfish is like asking God for a space shuttle. Its a nice thought, but its never gonna happen ~Sephlock |
| From: TyphoonInRed | Posted: 4/20/2003 2:53:00 AM | Message Detail |
| Slipknot fan, without that first sentence to provide any
context, your post suddenly becomes alot funnier. --- Hello! Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode. |
| From: Kuros | Posted: 4/20/2003 2:53:58 AM | Message Detail |
| Many a time I have turned too quickly right into a wall. --- Kuros = sexcellent. - MAKDaddy914 This post has been made with EXTREME PREJUDICE!!! |
| From: EternalSillyness | Posted: 4/20/2003 3:04:38 AM | Message Detail |
| My brother: First of all you need to know how the door to the garage looks like. It's wooden, but has three big glass windows in it. Is it hard to imagine? Anyways, we were kids, and he was more obsessed with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles than me. He tried to do that jumping kick like they do in TMNT2 on NES, and somehow kicked through the glass in the door. Needless to say, the window broke and his legs were full of glass shards. He was rushed to surgery or something. That was pretty stupid. --- When your in love, you'll know it, because you'll feel it, deep down, in your pants. ~Psychosis5555 |
| From: Overlord Diablos | Posted: 4/20/2003 8:46:57 AM | Message Detail |
| It's not really funny, but I sat in front of my computer
for an hour trying to turn it on...with the tv remote. I was yelling at
the computer, calling it names for not turning on, when my dad walked into
the room. He said, "WTF are you doing? That's the ****ing tv remote! Just
go to bed!" I felt embarrassed, but I guess that I shouldn't have been yelling
like that at 3 am... --- Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Down with M$ Palladium (Longhorn)! |
| From: Saiyara | Posted: 4/20/2003 10:11:18 AM | Message Detail |
This one happened a long time ago. In 7th grade, we went to a sort of Outdoor Lab (camp for a week with everyone in 7th grade). Anyway, one night I thought I heard the bunk leader say "Get up". I got out of my sleeping bag, rolled it up, packed it and my pillow away, and was about to get dressed when I realised what I was doing. I had to put my sleeping bag back on the bed frame (ontop a wafer-thin matress) and get everything back to the way it was without waking anyone up. I slept crooked the whole night. This morning my sister woke me up and said "Happy Easter!" and I said "Merry Christmas" back. Last easter I was shelling a hard boiled egg, and I threw the egg in the trash and took a bite out of the dyed shell. --- ~Level 32: Legend~Elite Countdown: 84 Days~ ~03/04/03 Black LUEsday~INFO: 17 yrs, Female, 12th Grade~ |
| From: Mercurius11 | Posted: 4/20/2003 10:33:30 AM | Message Detail |
| One time I was riding my bike and I wondered what would
happen if I ran my bike into a curb. Needless to say, I went over the handlebars
and bruised myself pretty badly. Another time, I was standing on a set of bleachers in my school gym. It wasn't that high, only about 3 feet up or so. In my gym, the basketball backboards come down in front of the bleachers, so I tried to jump off the bleacher and grab the back of the backboard. I missed the backboard but didn't have time to get my hands down for a breakfall, and I broke my leg. --- Sitting in muddy water isn't such a bad life, if it ends after the first time- The Real Folk Blues |
| From: CHOCLAIR5 | Posted: 4/20/2003 11:16:56 AM | Message Detail |
| These are hilarious. One time(when I was 5 and my sister was 4) I saw a teen skateboarding,and I said "Neat skateboard mister!" and he goes "Gee,thanks!" So my sister is jealous because I complimented someone(lol) so she sees this guy(roughly 310 lbs.) and yells "Hey,you're fat!!!!" Needless to say,me,my sister,and my mom had to run like hell home. --- Just the odd thing is Zelda is a like 35 year old man but, in the new game he looks like a 6 year old-DemonHunter007 AC Town:Guelph Name:Eric |
| From: Son Kenshin | Posted: 4/20/2003 11:18:48 AM | Message Detail |
| I'm sure I've had funnier moments, but just recently when
I was talking about the Simpsons, I said, "You know, the episode where Homer
catches the fire on house" --- "We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl..." |
| From: SkaterBassistKev | Posted: 4/20/2003 11:26:30 AM | Message Detail |
| I'm tagging this topic because its fun to read... --- Kevin exclusively wears: PONY - Independent - Kikwear -Illig - Macgear - UFO - SE+EK - Ecko - DrunknMunky - Emerica Kevin exclusively plays : ESP Guitars |
| From: The Wretched | Posted: 4/20/2003 11:55:56 AM | Message Detail |
| My friend was over and we were making sloppy joes for
dinner. I went to answer the phone and left him to finish making them. When
I got back they were ready, so we started eating them. I noticed that they
were somehow more wet than normal. I asked about it... and it turns out
that he forgot to drain the fat from the meat before adding the sloppy joe
sauce... --- *********** Justice: The Dark Messiah *********** ***** Guilty Gear XX: The Midnight Carnival ***** |
| From: Yesmar | Posted: 4/20/2003 12:38:33 PM | Message Detail |
| Bump --- I WEAR A&F BECAUSE ITS HARDCORE!--themothman421 |
| From: CaoHong is the MAN | Posted: 4/20/2003 12:41:30 PM | Message Detail |
| I'm ALWAYS putting liquid soap in my hair and rubbing
shampoo all over me in the shower. And I sometimes accidently through dirty
clothes in the trash can instead of the washing machine. >_< --- ‡{˜~¢Ã°H°nG~˜}‡™ "Wow... sexist and racist at the same time. You have a gift." |
| From: GameSpirit | Posted: 4/20/2003 1:18:59 PM | Message Detail |
| *for future reference* --- screw punctuation! what has it ever done? nothin for noone! just like the elderly -the afrochicken |
| From: Hesh Skater | Posted: 4/20/2003 1:21:05 PM | Message Detail |
| One time when we had a school trip in Paris we were walking
around the gardens of Versailles. Me and two friends were walking next to
eachother, talking about stuff, when suddenly my friends says: "Wait a minute."
He then stops walking, and let's one of the loudest fart rip I've ever heard.
Just when he does, two hot chicks we've never seen before were standing
right behind him. The two chicks were looking at me and my other friend,
going O_O. So me and my other friend were looking O_O aswell. The farter
gets kind of suspicious and looks behind him, still seeing the two chicks
going O_O. His reaction was priceless: He went all red, looked at us, and
went: "...Oops.". Me and my other friend were rolling on the floor laughing
for about five minutes in the gardens of Versailles, and our ribs were hurting
for the rest of the day. --- ...there is no reason to put a girl skater in the game if you can't make her skate topless. - TurtleMan |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/20/2003 1:52:03 PM | Message Detail |
| bump!!! --- Haile, bring daddy his Oscar. We're gonna shove it up Ja Rule's ass - Eminem |
| From: videogamer22322 | Posted: 4/20/2003 2:33:11 PM | Message Detail |
| I was mad thirsty so I filled a glass of water up. I grabbed
a hand-full of ice from the freezer and put it in my drink. Well, one of
the ice cubes fell to the ground so I picked it up. This happens a lot so
I usually just pick it up and toss it in my dogs water bowl. But this time
I dropped a full glass of water in the bowl, cracking the glass in the process.
I then proceeded to choke on an ice cube trying to take a sip. --- It's me! I was the turkey all along!-GIR Proud Owner of Every Heart Piece Ever. |
| From: Nagna zul | Posted: 4/20/2003 2:47:11 PM | Message Detail |
| bump. --- Sign if you want a musician's board - http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=6955444 March4th2003 Black LUEsday |
| From: CHOCLAIR5 | Posted: 4/20/2003 6:05:07 PM | Message Detail |
| BUMP --- Just the odd thing is Zelda is a like 35 year old man but, in the new game he looks like a 6 year old-DemonHunter007 AC Town:Guelph Name:Eric |
| From: Crescent Moon | Posted: 4/20/2003 6:11:31 PM | Message Detail |
| I throw away my toothbrush and put the toothpaste in the cup a lot. |
| From: Spectre387 | Posted: 4/20/2003 6:23:54 PM | Message Detail |
| I have a bad habit of chewing on my pens, especially after
I started smoking. And one time in school, I put the pen in my mouth, and
after a few seconds I figured out that the tip was in my mouth. I have this medicine that helps keep my face clear, and one time i almost put it on my toothbrush thinking it was my toothpaste. --- If G. W. Bush spoke his mind, he'd be speechless. |
| From: SDH | Posted: 4/20/2003 7:13:56 PM | Message Detail |
| One time I really had to take a piss. Like, REALLY bad.
It hurt. I thought I was going to die. Now, my sister had been in the shower
for about an hour. So I figured I could probably hold it. Eventually it
felt like I was going to burst. About 2 hours had passed by now. I've never
actually had to resort to going outside before...so I scanned my room. I
see a can of lemonade, almost empty. So I drink the last bit of it, center
it in the trash can in my room, and calmly urinate into it. Eventually it
overflows and dribbles into my trash bag and then I just had a can of pee.
I thought about getting revenge on my sister by putting it in her room and
hoping she would drink it...but I never did. --- I was a ninja, my Kung-Fu was strong.-Max Payne |
| From: Spike25 | Posted: 4/20/2003 7:37:51 PM | Message Detail |
| I was talking to this hot girl on the phone about this
youth camp I was going to and she said her friend would take me. So we were
talking about where I live and she asked what my number was (address #)
and I said "429-****." I felt stupid and embarrased after I realized what
I did. This is about my brother. My bro was watching something really interesting on TV and the phone rang. I told him to get the phone since he was closer. He was going to get the phone upstairs. He was walking toward the stairs while he was watching the TV intently. He was at the base of the stairs when he said, "HELLO" really loud as if he was answering the phone. I also do the milk/juice in the cabinet and the cereal in the cabinet too. I've almost thrown away my utensils and put the stuff I was going to throw away in the sink many times. I just always realize what I'm doing when I'm about to do it. --- «§ÞîKë25» |
| From: ThePreacher | Posted: 4/20/2003 7:48:54 PM | Message Detail |
| BUMP --- "Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much." -John Wayne ~Balance Guardian~ |
| From: sLiPkNoT fAn | Posted: 4/20/2003 7:51:36 PM | Message Detail |
| This is about my brother. My bro was watching something
really interesting on TV and the phone rang. I told him to get the phone
since he was closer. He was going to get the phone upstairs. He was walking
toward the stairs while he was watching the TV intently. He was at the base
of the stairs when he said, "HELLO" really loud as if he was answering the
phone. i'm confused --- i do not like the band named slipknot |
| From: Winged Supreme | Posted: 4/20/2003 7:58:12 PM | Message Detail |
| Back between Grade 9 and 10, I was a baseball umpire for
the summer. I would bike to the diamond and because of the...uncomfortableness
that comes with biking with a cup on, I would only wear my cup if I was
behind home plate. I was supposed to do bases on this day so I left my cup at home. When I got their I found out that I had been moved behind the plate. On top of that, the big chest protector was ripped so I had to wear a catchers one. Fifth pitch of the first inning was a fastball (12 year-olds can throw pretty hard, apparently) that got tipped off the bat, off the catcher's glove and right in to my balls. Needless to say, I was out cold when I hit the ground. The worst part was waking up about twenty seconds later with the coaches standing over me. One of them offered me water...the other offered me an ice pack. I wanted to kill him but I had to work on moving first. As if that wasn't bad enough, the next week I decided to wear my cup and bike and when jumping a curve, my seat bumped me and I got...err, pinched, quite nicely. I don't think I have ever dis-mounted my bike as quickly as I did at that moment. --- RIP Allison "Allie" Fågan "newsflash: Ty Cobb is dead and the Tigers suck." ~ The1andOnly |
| From: RedMage | Posted: 4/20/2003 8:33:55 PM | Message Detail |
| i knocked 2 teeth out biting a seatbelt buckle I was reading this one a few pages back when I realized I was chewing on something myself so, I check what it is and Lo and Behold: Its the zipper that fell off the crotch of my friends pants that he has been wearing for all of spring break. Needless to say I promptly threw it away feeling like a major idiot. --- If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation? |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/20/2003 11:43:08 PM | Message Detail |
| bump *best topic ever* --- Haile, bring daddy his Oscar. We're gonna shove it up Ja Rule's ass - Eminem |
| From: Seifer 87 | Posted: 4/20/2003 11:57:56 PM | Message Detail |
| bump and tag --- http://sr20.net/bunny.jpg |
| From: somedumbgamer | Posted: 4/21/2003 12:06:37 AM | Message Detail |
| I tripped over a TINY BUMP I put the neck part of my sweat-shirt over my head(like its hair or something) and moved it up and down I accidentally bit my TV remote(Hey, I was eating a snickers! and I set it aside by the remote) --- I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate --- Dark Helmet --- Space Balls |
| From: Penguin Soldier | Posted: 4/21/2003 1:24:32 PM | Message Detail |
| I can't think of anything, but anyway BUMP --- Currently Playing - Pokemon: Ruby (GBA), The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time (N64) and Wind Waker (GCN) |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/21/2003 2:00:15 PM | Message Detail |
| *This Topic Will Not Die*!! --- Haile, bring daddy his Oscar. We're gonna shove it up Ja Rule's ass - Eminem |
| From: Geocat | Posted: 4/21/2003 2:02:11 PM | Message Detail |
| lol I have done a few stupid things, Just last week I
was at the library at this site =D, Anyways I was typing up this huge thing
which took me 10 minutes to type,(not on this board of course =D), and as
soon as I clicked ,preview message, the computer froze up. Things like that, tend to make me freak out lol. So anyways I just get up and leave right then before I blow up, and as soon as I get to were my bike is locked up I kick the bike rack hard, and hurt my foot which makes me even more pissed, So I'm yelling out swears and stuff for the entire time im unlocking my bike and then as soon as I get on it I notice this guy on a bench who I hadnt seen when I came out, looking at me like 0_o, And I quickly shut up and rode away. --- Beware of he who would deny you access to information. For in his heart he dreams himself your master. |
| From: WingZero | Posted: 4/21/2003 2:08:30 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- There are two kinds of people in this world, those who agree with me, and those who are wrong. ...btw, I just killed this topic. |
| From: agon | Posted: 4/21/2003 2:11:35 PM | Message Detail |
| I asked the girl i like to dance a slow song. we were
starting to go... and then the song picked up speed and went fast. she started
laughing, and i hid my face in shame as i felt it turn red --- Sign my petition: http://s3.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=7557455 |
| From: Penguin Soldier | Posted: 4/21/2003 4:56:42 PM | Message Detail |
| Must keep this alive --- Currently Playing - Pokemon: Ruby (GBA), The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time (N64) and Wind Waker (GCN) |
| From: lcensoni | Posted: 4/21/2003 7:25:48 PM | Message Detail |
| you're not.....dying.....yet.... --- "..but it is better to have loved and lost than never have loved at all, and it is better to regret something you did than something you didn't."~Quayle4Prez |
| From: Train226 | Posted: 4/21/2003 7:34:50 PM | Message Detail |
| I stole some WD40 from safeway, pulled one of their shopping
carts up onto this hill..Sprayed the shopping cart down, and then lit it
on fire..Then rolled it down the hill into the parking lot where it proceeded
to scare the living **** out of potential customers. I got arrested the
next day. --- "I'm Jesus with a lasergun and you're all going to HELL!!" -Scud: The Disposable Assassin |
| From: Azure Edge | Posted: 4/21/2003 7:35:32 PM | Message Detail |
| Two or three weeks ago, I was spanking my monkey (go figure)
to a particularly hot late-night Cinemax showcase. I had kinda been saving
this one up for a while - it was one of those really good ones. So, I was
watching this very hot porno and about to blow it - all of a sudden, I feel
that familiar feeling, then a split second later, a wet plop on my lower
lip. I think I sat there for about five minutes, contemplating the splooge on my lip. At least none got in my mouth. --- Hush little baby, don't say a word, and nevermind that noise you heard It's just the beasts under your bed, in your closet, in your head... |
| From: Nagna zul | Posted: 4/21/2003 9:58:51 PM | Message Detail |
| bumpppp --- Sign if you want a musician's board - http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=6955444 March4th2003 Black LUEsday |
| From: Tyrant19 | Posted: 4/21/2003 10:02:44 PM | Message Detail |
| From: spooj007 | Posted: 4/17/2003 11:34:44 PM | Message
Detail i once peed in the kitchen garbage can. I was just going to do that this morning. luckily, i stopped myself in time. --- I've been on GameFAQs for almost 2 years. Never been sigged, once. -saiyara |
| From: The AllMighty Cow | Posted: 4/21/2003 10:09:13 PM | Message Detail |
| For another one. This morning during zero period band, I put my folder on a stand and left to go talk. A few minutes, I come to my Instument cubby and begin to freak out because I couldn't find my music. After turning and seeing it on my stand. I mutter curse words under my breath. --- I Survived Black LUEsday 3/4/03 http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/ Find what is wrong with this picture. |
| From: The Cynical Rust | Posted: 4/21/2003 10:12:17 PM | Message Detail |
| I opened the door to my fridge and a 66 ounce bottle of
ketchup fell from the top shelf and exploded all over me and the fridge... Then I tried to pick it up and all the remaining ketchup fell out the bottom onto the floor. --- I'm a winter girl; I like coming out when things are desolate and everybody's ready to slit their wrists. Resistance |
| From: The AllMighty Cow | Posted: 4/21/2003 10:16:47 PM | Message Detail |
| got another This one time i was having 2 conversations on aim. One was with this girl I used to like and one with a friend. I basically said that I liked her to my friend, but when I hit enter, I realized i had sent it to her. --- I Survived Black LUEsday 3/4/03 http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/ Find what is wrong with this picture. |
| From: Dark Dragon X2k | Posted: 4/21/2003 10:27:44 PM | Message Detail |
| I was once chased by someone into a wall.... --- "You should warn them, I know for sure that wouldnt like to clean my face with a soap that has been up my brothers ass."~Magnadevimon |
| From: Jackleber | Posted: 4/21/2003 10:38:48 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag! I'll be back with stories later. --- too long to read, but i'm sure whatever your misfortune is, i would laugh about it - poonabun Hero of the day: orange |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/22/2003 12:04:54 AM | Message Detail |
| Bumparooni!!!! *This topic wont die... It has to get to 500!!! --- Haile, bring daddy his Oscar. We're gonna shove it up Ja Rule's ass - Eminem |
| From: Echelon 452 | Posted: 4/22/2003 12:08:37 AM | Message Detail |
| well, I can't think of anything that I've done that I'm
willing to say, but my friend of the other hand, he was at a girls house,
they (the girl and her friends) slipped something into his drink, he got
drunk, ran into a wall, got up, started screaming at the wall, started fighting
the wall, fell down, got up, apologized (to the wall) and hugged it... to
make it even better, it was all on video... --- Never be afraid to try something new, remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. |
| From: Dionysus8 | Posted: 4/22/2003 12:13:58 AM | Message Detail |
| sometimes i put my foot in my mouth with my girlfriend
when all i have to do is be quiet and then she gets all happy and amorous
- so then i feel like an idiot --- Life is but a memory / Happened long ago. / Theatre full of sadness / For a long forgotten show. -- Nick Drake |
| From: Nintendo Nintendo | Posted: 4/22/2003 12:22:33 AM | Message Detail |
| I had an Arby's Beef and Cheddar, and it was getting kind
of cold. So I casually stuck it in the microwave with the wrapping still
around it. I had no idea that aluminum foil caught fire when you put it in the microwave. I do now though. --- American Idol Fanboy. If you're 1 in a million, there's more than 1000 people in China exactly like you... |
| From: Son Raditz II | Posted: 4/22/2003 12:31:01 AM | Message Detail |
| Once, I was in my Architectural Graphics class at school
(I have it last period on B day) and my friend had given me a floppy disk
with some story or something (I can't remember) to read on it. Well, I thought
"Hey, this is a good time to read it!" So I stuck it into to computer and
read it. Then, the bell rings and I get up and walk out. After I get home,
I realize that I left the disk there in the computer. I was all worried
and stuff that night. (The disk had some bad stuff on it) Anyways, I woke
up the next morning, went in before school, sat down at that computer, and
got the disk back. I dunno, I just felt dumb for leaving it in the computer. --- Where there's life, there's hope. When you feel like you are at the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. |
| From: hotshot743 | Posted: 4/22/2003 12:51:25 AM | Message Detail |
| foil catches fire in the microwave? interesting...... I still like playing with grapes. Grapes spark in the microwave. Do light bulbs really light up? Im to afraid to try.... --- Telling people not to be selfish is like asking God for a space shuttle. Its a nice thought, but its never gonna happen ~Sephlock |
| From: Nintendo Nintendo | Posted: 4/22/2003 12:53:36 AM | Message Detail |
| Lol, yeah. This other time, I had a dream that I went to the toilet and started going. I kept willing it to go, then I woke up and realized I was going in real life too. --- American Idol Fanboy. If you're 1 in a million, there's more than 1000 people in China exactly like you... |
| From: Session9 | Posted: 4/22/2003 12:56:49 AM | Message Detail |
| Here's a few moronic things... -My mom was making pasta, and when she was reaching for the olive oil to put in the water like she usually does, she instead grabbed the Irish Whiskey. -I had a coke in one hand, and was steering my bike as I was going down a hill with the other. I decided to take a swig of coke as I went over the curb. The handlebar twisted, and I went flying over the handlebars right into the middle of the street. -I was riding my bike, and my gears wouldn't change, so I looked down at the gears to see if the chain was clogged. I looked back up just in time to plow head first into the back of a parked van. -I grabbed a hammer out of a cabinet, and pulled on the door quite hard as I opened it. The cabinet creaked, but did nothing more. I shut the cabinet door, to then have it fall off of the wall onto me. -Fell over, and got my hand sliced under someone's ice skate. -Drank ketchup. -Got into a sauna in full winter clothes, to see how long I could last under the heat. -Sat on a treadmill, and had the speed cranked to max. I flew off right into the wall. -Hit my head on the doorway, and while gripping my forehead, tripped down the stairs. -Yelled "BOOBIES!" in the middle of McDonalds at lunch. --- These are not the Droids you are looking for... This room is....Green |
| From: ArcArsenal | Posted: 4/22/2003 1:04:00 AM | Message Detail |
| Used a telephone as a tv remote --- Tornado strikes a cemetery, Hundreds found dead-a Newspaper www.thefob.com/houser.asf |
| From: BeNNIIIV | Posted: 4/22/2003 1:08:56 AM | Message Detail |
| Ah, I remember opening the refrigerator and I almost zipped
my pants. But luckily I didn't do anything and remembered it's where you
keep food..... --- [XBOX Live GamerTag:Benn] |
| From: Yoof | Posted: 4/22/2003 1:12:53 AM | Message Detail |
| Hehe, this just happened last night. My friend and I were really bored, so we got high in my room and just started watching tv. For some reason, we start watching "The Piano" and were completely enthralled by it. Halfway through the movie we were like "Holy @#$% on a stick, Harvey Keitels Wang!" We still finished watching the movie, which turned out to be surprisingly good. Naked Harvey Keitel < j00! --- Another Mickey Rooney in 3 2 1! Another Mickey Rooney in 3 2 1! |
| From: casinoman921 | Posted: 4/22/2003 1:22:53 AM | Message Detail |
| Back in my high school days, I would sleep walk occasionally.
One time, I got up and went to the bathroom. I started to take off my clothes
and walk into the shower. Right when I turned on the water, I awoke. I just
stared at the wall and said "****" --- I don't know where you'll be when you read this. I'm not even sure if you'll bother to read this. I guess you don't need to. |
| From: The Flaming Llama | Posted: 4/22/2003 1:36:58 AM | Message Detail |
| I was at a friends house one day, and I saw an apple.
I was like "Yum! Apple." I picked it up and took a bite, realizing it was
a fake apple. The bite mark remains to this day. I once ran across the sofa and jumped off the end, with intentions of landing in my room. My head hit the top of the doorframe and I landed smack on my ass. I sat there for about 5 minutes wondering what happened. --- To be is to do - Socrates. To do is to be - Jean-Paul Sartre. Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra. - Kurt Vonnegut I'm going to murder The Flaming Llama. - Jittery |
| From: Geocat | Posted: 4/22/2003 10:51:45 AM | Message Detail |
| *bump* A few years ago at school, we were playing baseball, and for some reason I tryed to see if I could catch the ball with one finger....I almost broke my finger lol, I had to were this little brace thing on it for a week lol. --- Beware of he who would deny you access to information. For in his heart he dreams himself your master. |
| From: Daedalus3K | Posted: 4/22/2003 11:57:21 AM | Message Detail |
| I once forgot how to use pants. One time when I was 6 or 7, my friend and I were about to watch a video or something. I put it in the VCR, pressed play but it wasn't coming on. My friend and I were sitting dumbfounded for 15 minutes until my mom walked by and asked us why the TV was off... When I was 13 or so, I was at my friend's house and we were swimming in his pool. I dove in and he yelled something at me while I was underwater, I stuck my head out and yelled "I STUCK MY FINGERS UP YOUR BUTT??!!!" (that's what I heard lol). Right then, his dad walked by and kicked me out because I "cussed" in front of my friend's grandmother. I never found out what he said. lol... Same friend, same house, different day. We were waking down the stairs to go in the basement, out of nowhere he tells me "when my parents are doing it, my mom screams!", just like that I said loudly "YOUR MOM'S A SCREAMER!?"...to my demise, his mom was just coming up from the basement. She gave this weird look for about 2 years after that. --- "I want to be forgotten. I want you to forgive how I'm losing all this, it's just the way I live." - Katatonia Daed - Sarcasticity |
| From: Seiichi Omori | Posted: 4/22/2003 11:58:14 AM | Message Detail |
| i bit my finger while eating...hard. --- http://www.personalinsult.cjb.net-Gamers' Guild Forums-Yeah, I know the name and domain don't match... |
| From: hellblade | Posted: 4/22/2003 12:03:38 PM | Message Detail |
| Once, my brother told me to check if the milk was good,
i checked, it was 6 months old. I had the taste in my mouth for weeks. --- You'll be in the Skuad faster than Singha inside GM's mom. - Thebrain31 |
| From: LiquidICE001 | Posted: 4/22/2003 12:33:18 PM | Message Detail |
| Like four times this year, I've shaken the orange juice
box with the cap off. It's like a new container, and I unscrew the cap,
then rip the inside plastic thingy, and then I shake it. I start getting
my clothes wet and I hear splash noises on the floor, and then I look at
the opening. Damn. --- Logimathescientifypothetically correct. And really, are orgasms that great? - Dzarrin |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/22/2003 3:00:49 PM | Message Detail |
| I remember one time me and my friend were going to the
movies (going to see Stigmata).... we got Stoned before going, and when
we got there, we Got the tickets, and went into the wrong theater... that's
not the stupidest thing... it took us an hour to figure out that we were
in the wrong theater...lmao! --- Haile, bring daddy his Oscar. We're gonna shove it up Ja Rule's ass - Eminem |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/22/2003 3:07:31 PM | Message Detail |
| bump!!!!!!!!!! --- Haile, bring daddy his Oscar. We're gonna shove it up Ja Rule's ass - Eminem |
| From: TheOgreMartin | Posted: 4/22/2003 3:10:07 PM | Message Detail |
| I once climbed on a 2,5 meter tall shelf. I once attempted to walk through a glass door out to the balcony of a hotel because I was so tired. I also recently poured orange juice into the bowl that was meant for yoghurt.... --- I have so little brain. I cannot think. I can't tell you anything. |
| From: Les Claypool | Posted: 4/22/2003 3:15:13 PM | Message Detail |
| Usually, when I'm about to goto bed, I take my socks off
in the bathroom.. one went in the dirty laundry pile, the other in the toilet. I hate miscommunication. --- PS2 NA/Socom name: =KA=Kage |
| From: Ztarlight | Posted: 4/22/2003 5:31:50 PM | Message Detail |
| I was sick with the flu once, when I was 10 or so, and
I think the medicine I was taking was making me high or something, because
it really hard to focus. I had to go to the bathroom, and one of my brothers
left the seat up, but because I was so drugged up I didn't even notice until
I fell in. >_< Then one time in kindergarten I wore two pairs of underpants to school. I don't know how it happened, but I was pretty confused when I went to the bathroom. --- y, r u people illleterate(i think rite spelling) 2 my riting. shhessh go bak to kindergarden. - lalaforce |
| From: Seifer 87 | Posted: 4/22/2003 5:49:49 PM | Message Detail |
| I wont reveal some of mine but my sister has done some
shes been in a wheelchair for 6 years and she still has some trouble the
first few times i was really concerned now we both laugh our asses off when
something happens. For example She starts down a hill and when she picks up speed she forgets to use her brakes when she finally does shes going to fast and usually goes flying thank god her new chair has a seatbelt. Sometimes she doesnt look and bashes into people. Sometimes whenever shes going to hoist herself up from the floor to the chair she forgets to put the brakes and the chair goes forward bonking her on head i dont laugh at this one but she does and says she must have looked really stupid. Thats all i can think of for now. *hopes she doesnt see this and put a story of mine* --- http://sr20.net/bunny.jpg |
| From: Nintendo Nintendo | Posted: 4/22/2003 6:00:28 PM | Message Detail |
| My friend and I were playing this weird game where you
yell an embarrassing word in public, and the next person has to yell that
word louder, and so on and so on. So my friend starts off with a barely audible "poop." I make it louder, and it keeps going until we're yelling the word "poop" as loud as we can. In a Baskin Robbins. With people everywhere. All staring at us. --- American Idol Fanboy. If you're 1 in a million, there's more than 1000 people in China exactly like you... |
| From: Talonic | Posted: 4/22/2003 6:22:13 PM | Message Detail |
1. I was running to get inside school after recess, and some teacher screamed "LOOK OUT!!" So, I turned my head while running to see who she was talking to, turned back and ran full speed into a basketball pole. 2. I was arguing with a friend in school over stunts, and he said something to the effect of, "Doesn't running into a wall hurt?" "Nah!" I replied, and proceeded to do so. Sadly, it was drywall, and I not only created a massive crater in it, I knocked the blackboard in the adjacent classroom of it's support. Onto the Spanish Teacher. She was not pleased at all. 3. You know how, when you're a young child and things don't go your way, you throw a fit? Well, after losing an arguement, I then threw myself backwards with all my might... Straight into the corner of a brick mantelpiece. Lost a great deal of blood that time. I might have more later, if I can cudgel my mind into coming up with them.... --- Scorched Earth Party: There is absolutely no problem we cannot solve, through careful, focused application of extreme, mindless violence. |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/22/2003 8:00:17 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- Click here to take the Idiot Test. ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ |
| From: sLiPkNoT fAn | Posted: 4/22/2003 10:28:35 PM | Message Detail |
| i've shaken orange juice plenty of times without the lid
on --- i do not like the band named slipknot |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/22/2003 11:20:29 PM | Message Detail |
| B > > > U > > > M > > > P --- Click here to take the Idiot Test. ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/23/2003 12:05:59 AM | Message Detail |
| I WONT LET THIS TOPIC DIE!!!!! --- Click here to take the Idiot Test. ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ |
| From: Risu no Kairu | Posted: 4/23/2003 12:07:07 AM | Message Detail |
| Man, I feel like a woman. --- "Come on, Urameshi, let's just walk past her." Kuwabara on fight the girl demon. |
| From: Quil | Posted: 4/23/2003 12:09:06 AM | Message Detail |
| I put the ice cream bucket into the pantry as I thought
it was a box of cereal. Yes, it was creamy and sticky and whitish in the
morning=) --- Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. |
| From: regulator10886 | Posted: 4/23/2003 12:14:34 AM | Message Detail |
| i almost put a car into drive without turning it on first
>_< --- feel free to instant message me and talk about games and such |
| From: Unsane2clown | Posted: 4/23/2003 1:50:13 AM | Message Detail |
| I remember this one time, on my bus, we were just singing
lyrics to songs. And for some odd reason I started going "Baum ba-bom bom
bom bom", I was imitating a mozart piece. That got a few puzzled glares. --- I ain't sayin' you treated me unkind. You coulda done better, but I don't mind. - Bob Dylan |
| From: Neff | Posted: 4/23/2003 1:52:34 AM | Message Detail |
| I forget where my wallet is when it's in my pocket. --- I ngelaidh dagrar! |
| From: THAguyINgta3 | Posted: 4/23/2003 2:05:58 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- A strong man doesn't need to read the future, he makes his own. - Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid |
| From: EmperorLotar | Posted: 4/23/2003 2:28:02 AM | Message Detail |
| One time, I wanted to spray some people with some aeresol
chemical so I hid in a closet with my hand on the pressure valve. Turns
out that I was holding the end where the chemical exits its container toward
me so I wound up spraing myself in the face. Then there was the time when I went to shower and forgot my keys (dorm room) so I had to go back. Then, I forgot the soap so I had to go back, unlock the door and get the soap. Then, I forgot the towel so I had to go back, unlock the door and get the towel. Thing was I was nearly into the showers each time. --- In terms of "off," are you slacking or jacking? So Mr. Cop, did you meet your quota tonight? |
| From: FOOD | Posted: 4/23/2003 2:32:57 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag* LMAO XD XD XD --- pansito's temp. account Sinistral of Chaos |
| From: TyphlosionEXplOsIOn | Posted: 4/23/2003 2:43:47 AM | Message Detail |
| This happened to my cousin and friend. My cousins was
A bit more funny so I'll tell you that one. When my cousin was over we wanted to watch this movie so I told him to put the tape in the vcr. So he went up to the vcr and jammed the tape into the cover that protects the opening he shoves it into the cover again and Yells "WHY WON'T THE ****ING VIDEO GO IN??!!" I replied with a "-_- Open the cover you idiot." He just looked at me and said "what cover?" I was on the floor about to die of laughter --- Mary had a little lamb, It had a touch of colic, She fed it brandy twice a day and now it's alcoholic |
| From: Sezril | Posted: 4/23/2003 2:48:16 AM | Message Detail |
| Once, while I was asleep, I got up and told my brother
about "Super Chris Benoit". I hate when I'm half asleep and I say things. --- Sezril You must make me immortal - http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/clickthru.cgi?id=sezril |
| From: Thompson | Posted: 4/23/2003 3:58:46 AM | Message Detail |
| I do my most ridiculous mistakes during the morning. Like I fill a cup with coffee, milk and three pieces of sugar. Then I go with the cup in my hand to the kitchen table, sit down and look at the cup wondering where the hell is the spoon for mixing the coffee. I then realize that I never took a spoon from the cupboard in the first place. This morning, I walked to my car, got in, put on the seatbelt and began searching through my pockets for my car keys. I'm confused for a moment and wonder if I left them somewhere, but dismiss that as I always keep my keys in my pocket. Then I look at the ignition keyhole. Do'h! A few years ago, I was at my mom's friend, who's daughter was having a birthday party. MInd you, that she is cute : ) So, having a great time there, sitting there at the table among the other people, talking with them and eating. I sit at the opposite end of the table from her. As I'm eating a cookie, I look up at her and say "So, what's your age now?" She then stares at me with a really odd look, like I would be stupider than a rock. Then I see the big 17 on her birthday cake, which is right in the middle of the table. And no, I wasn't drunk (I've never been). >_< --- My signature IS boring, so boring, that it causes mental problems to those who look at it. Including me! |
| From: Beware the JBD | Posted: 4/23/2003 4:03:02 AM | Message Detail |
| Oh sleep stuff, eh? I swear in my sleep...a lot. More
so if I go to bed angry, but it's dangerous because I swear and yell at
SPECIFIC people! I once called my sister a filthy ****rag ***** and yelled
at her to quit poking me with the vacuum when I fell asleep in the living
room once...she was nowhere near the vacuum... --- "why is what i do always my fault?" "i don't think so. it's called vindictoin, look into it"- mrduckbear3 |
| From: Yoda Master | Posted: 4/23/2003 4:14:02 AM | Message Detail |
| Tag. Most of them on page 4 are hilarious. --- I was riding my bike..... I looked back up just in time to plow head first into the back of a parked van.-Session9 |
| From: Bondii | Posted: 4/23/2003 5:19:01 AM | Message Detail |
| Mine is a combination of bad events. Bad. I was 11 when it happened. I was with some friends in my kitchen after having a drinking contest with Pepsi (what can you expect from 11 year olds). After 6 cans myself, we burst out laughing, and I urinate all over myself. I freak out, but since they're all laughing so hard for the random reason that made me urinate, I slyly slip into the bathroom to get changed. And this is where it turns into a Mr. Bean sketch. I walk forward to grab a towel, slip on a bar of soap, fall into the tub and pass out. I woke up around 20 minutes later. --- :-) ha,your not convincing me! *chokes Bondii* screwing Jif instead of going to the prom.....urrghhh! - pixie |
| From: Deadpool82 | Posted: 4/23/2003 5:25:07 AM | Message Detail |
| I'm very fond of the cinnestix from pizza hut, one day
i mistakingly dipped my cinnestick into the buffalo wings my friend had
ordered. I basically puked all over the rest of the cinnestix and buffalo
wings. --- "Wow Dark Andy, are you an expert on Chris Jericho?" BIGGEST. UNDERSTATEMENT. EVAR. |
| From: Liquid Lethargy | Posted: 4/23/2003 10:13:25 AM | Message Detail |
I leave LUE for a day and this thing is overflowing. It's amazing how truly stupid we can all be if we stick together. -.-! --- Tape: Sticky on one side - Not on the other. >:o "A little childhood trauma builds character. " -Eddy; EE&E. |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/23/2003 1:42:25 PM | Message Detail |
| When my cousin was over we wanted to watch this movie
so I told him to put the tape in the vcr. So he went up to the vcr and jammed
the tape into the cover that protects the opening he shoves it into the
cover again and Yells "WHY WON'T THE ****ING VIDEO GO IN??!!" I replied
with a "-_- Open the cover you idiot." He just looked at me and said "what
cover?" I was on the floor about to die of laughter LMFAO!!!!! --- Click here to take the Idiot Test. ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ |
| From: TerminusEst | Posted: 4/23/2003 3:45:45 PM | Message Detail |
| Tracking post --- Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of a readiness to die. |
| From: MechPaul | Posted: 4/23/2003 4:00:23 PM | Message Detail |
| One time when I was like 6 years old, I was really sick.
My dad and my older brother asked me if I was well enough to go to McDonalds
with them. I cordially agreed. We got there, and I gave my dad my order. I went with my brother to sit down in the congregated dining hall while my dad ordered the food. After a couple of minutes, I start puking on the table and everybody in the store is watching puke. Then my brother (what a sweetie!) gets up and yells, "DAD! PAUL THREW UP!" >_< --- . )¯\/¯(.ECH¤¤|¯|)¯):¤AUL~Knight of Z-tack~¤ ('_(\/)_')ECH¤¤|_|¯ ¤¤AUL |
| From: capnfish13 | Posted: 4/23/2003 6:56:33 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- ׺°"˜`"°º× ßðϯ|¯Å Ѧ (v)Ä|<د|¯() ñçµÏ ׺°"˜`"°º× All your Base are belong to http://warpedbelief.host.sk/ |
| From: Faaip de Oiad | Posted: 4/23/2003 7:13:47 PM | Message Detail |
| One time I tried to put the keys in the fridge and I almost
threw away a pair of socks. The other day I was hanging from the pole in
the gym we do pull-ups on and I totally banged my head on the gym wall.
Hurt like hell, and there's a small bump now. >_< ...Let me think of something FUNNY. --- I don't know about you guys, but I don't clean my ass by vigorously ramming soap bars into it. ~ odothechangeling |
| From: Sharpsight | Posted: 4/23/2003 7:19:11 PM | Message Detail |
| My friend and I were playing this weird game where
you yell an embarrassing word in public, and the next person has to yell
that word louder, and so on and so on. So my friend starts off with a barely audible "poop." I make it louder, and it keeps going until we're yelling the word "poop" as loud as we can. In a Baskin Robbins. With people everywhere. All staring at us. We have a game like that at our school. We call it the penis game, and we always shout penis. My friends and I do much worse, though. Whenever we pass an elderly person walking down the street we start swearing, loudly, so there can be no mistaking what we're saying. Ex. "*** damn *** **** ***** **** old people!" omfg, it's so funny. I'm going to hell when I die. : D -- Next time a girl tells me I'm like a brother to her, I'm gonna say, "How do you feel about incest?" -Simba Jones |
| From: Nintendo Nintendo | Posted: 4/23/2003 7:31:33 PM | Message Detail |
| We moved on to worse words than "poop." --- American Idol Fanboy. Yes, indietyler is back. |
| From: Anime Enigma | Posted: 4/23/2003 9:39:22 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, I've pulled off a few weird things, but nothing
that really made me feel like an idiot. My best though was when I was working
at a festival at a local community college and I was out front holding signs.
First off, this car stops at a stop light and the woman in the passenger
seat rolls down the window to ask about the festival. I tell her a bit about
it and finish up just as the light turns green. I step back, ask her and
her family to come on by and they leave. But the car right behind her had
a pissed off driver who was either mouthing a number of very profane words
or saying them in her car. In either case, I got hella pissed and yelled
out as she passed, "Shut the **** up, *****!" My friends who were working
the signs with me were just like 0_o for a second before cracking up. Then, a few minutes later, another car stops at the light, with a little league kid in the back seat looking at me. As the light turns green, I realize that he's flipping me off, so I drop the sign and give the car the "double deuce action" as it drives off. Once again, my friends have no clue what the hell is going on. As for my friends, though... lessee... oh, yeah, a group of us were in the science class room two years back, my friend was talking about how he was online looking for some anime and came across a hentai site, with a huge picture of "Sailor Venus with a *****!", (it rhymed) as he described it. This would be humorous by itself, but just at that moment the teacher walks in from the back room immediately behind him, puts a hand on his shoulder and says, "Chris, you really are a loud kid." The look on his face was priceless. --- Anime Enigma, fanfiction.net writer since 1999 The truth is based on reality, life is based on truth and reality is based on life. |
| From: Sora1105 | Posted: 4/23/2003 9:41:46 PM | Message Detail |
| Sharpsight is your name by any chance David B.? --- I have most of my boards set up come check it out! Almost 20 boards!http://sora1105.proboards17.com/index.cgi |
| From: Daveo1 | Posted: 4/23/2003 9:44:32 PM | Message Detail |
| With an intercom next to a phone, I once hit the 'talk'
button and said, "Hello?" when the phone rang. --- ~Daveo 666 + 1337 = 2003 |
| From: Nagna zul | Posted: 4/23/2003 10:18:41 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- Sign if you want a musician's board - http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=6955444 March4th2003 Black LUEsday |
| From: Sora1105 | Posted: 4/23/2003 10:27:50 PM | Message Detail |
| The priceless comercial with the dude with his gf standing
next to her front door asking for oral. Only to know that his hand is on
the intercom to her dad's room. The girls sister walks out the front door
saying, "Sarah, dad said either give him it now and make it quick or will
I have to. He also said to tell Dave to get his hand off of the damn intercom"
wow, he felt like an idiot. --- I have most of my boards set up come check it out! Almost 20 boards!http://sora1105.proboards17.com/index.cgi |
| From: Nintendo Nintendo | Posted: 4/23/2003 11:28:46 PM | Message Detail |
| I was dancing around like a mad idiot in front of the
radio one day and a couple people saw. I noticed and tried to cover up,
which made me trip and fall to the floor really hard. --- American Idol Fanboy. Yes, indietyler is back. |
| From: Superior Aoshi | Posted: 4/23/2003 11:29:37 PM | Message Detail |
| I feel down and I cant get up >_< --- Death No Longer Terrifies Man - Samurai X |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/24/2003 12:36:37 AM | Message Detail |
| bumporz! --- Click here to take the Idiot Test. ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ |
| From: Gameace19 | Posted: 4/24/2003 1:22:54 AM | Message Detail |
| 'If men had a wangbra or something, we'd know our wang
size too.' Jerico, you have been sigged. Hooray for you. --- My GCN (among other things) site http://skcco.tripod.com 'If men had a wangbra or something, we'd know our wang size too.'- JericoPaladin |
| From: darkzero104 | Posted: 4/24/2003 1:48:40 AM | Message Detail |
| Hm... I guess I'm the first idiot who confused Ketchup
with Bug Spray... Basically, my mom asks me for the bug spray. I go and reach for it, but for some reason (why you ask? Who knows?) I reach over, grab the Ketchup, and give it to her. She looks at me all O_o for a second, then I realize that I brought the wrong thing, I give her the bug spray. But it doesn't end there. I return with the ketchup, and decide to get some food. So I take a plate, put it in the fridge, put the ketchup on the table, and put the bug spray by the plates. Why, I don't know... --- Jpop RULEZ!!! Who said you have to understand Japanese to love it? ^_^ |
| From: Sin Masamune | Posted: 4/24/2003 2:17:48 AM | Message Detail |
| well I was eating dinner with my family. I just stopped
playing diablo 2 online before the dinner so even as I eat, my mind was
at diablo 2. I was thinking all the deep stuff and magic combos. I got carried
away and didn't know what the hell did I just put in my mouth. I was curious
and freak out in the same time so I spit them back out onto my spoon. It
was just a chicken curry with rice alright but then my gradma was mighty
offended and yell at me there's no tomorrow. --- Here comes a candle to light you to bed, here comes a chopper to chop off your head. --Excerpt from novel 1984 by George Orwell-- |
| From: Sin Masamune | Posted: 4/24/2003 2:18:34 AM | Message Detail |
| oops forgot "like" <insert "like" in between "yell at me" "there's no tomorrow" --- Here comes a candle to light you to bed, here comes a chopper to chop off your head. --Excerpt from novel 1984 by George Orwell-- |
| From: Kookamunga | Posted: 4/24/2003 2:22:39 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- sigless |
| From: DaChixR | Posted: 4/24/2003 2:22:53 AM | Message Detail |
| Once, after school I took a nap and when I woke up, I
looked at the clock and it read 6:30. It was dark outside and I thought
it was morning, so I proceded to get changed into my school clothes, fix
my hair, and eat breakfast. Then I realized it was still 6:30PM. So then after breakfast I ate dinner. |
| From: MoBB23 | Posted: 4/24/2003 2:33:34 AM | Message Detail |
| Once, after school I took a nap and when I woke up,
I looked at the clock and it read 6:30. It was dark outside and I thought
it was morning, so I proceded to get changed into my school clothes, fix
my hair, and eat breakfast. Then I realized it was still 6:30PM. So then after breakfast I ate dinner. I've done that too. I once was awoken by my mother at 7:00. It was dark out, and I thought it was morning. I yelled at my mom for not waking me up sooner so I could do my homework. It took her a few minutes to convince me that it was 7:00 p.m. not a.m. I've also locked myself out of the house in freezing weather in nothing but pajamas with nobody else home to let me in. I had to wait for my mother to come home a half-hour later and let me in. I once locked my whole family (me included) outside in June in our pajamas/underwear. Funny thing is we had guests coming in a short time for a party. We had to call my grandparents & break into the house with a credit card. Once while giving a tour to new students, I was looking outside, talking about the playground and walked head first into a brick wall. --- Rock em to sleep,make em think the drama is dead Yo I smile up in your face though I'm plottin instead |
| From: Netbattler90 | Posted: 4/24/2003 4:00:21 AM | Message Detail |
| My friend pleasured himself using Icy Hot once. --- Playing: Pokemon Ruby [70% complete], Megaman & Bass [85% complete] |
| From: sertman1 | Posted: 4/24/2003 5:09:27 PM | Message Detail |
| This stuff is great! --- GO HERE! Game Legacy forums: members.lycos.co.uk/gameslegacy/boards Gamertag(UC name): sertman (H2K freestyle/H2K Strong Bad) |
| From: Nintendo Nintendo | Posted: 4/24/2003 5:39:51 PM | Message Detail |
| I came home from school today, and I find a pepperoni
pizza and a philly cheesesteak on the table. I think 0_0, then I eat both,
entirely, because I didn't have any lunch. Gosh, my stomach hurts... --- American Idol Fanboy. Yes, indietyler is back. |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/24/2003 9:13:41 PM | Message Detail |
| bump this............topic.........will.........not........die!!!! --- Click here to take the Idiot Test. ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ |
| From: Ztarlight | Posted: 4/24/2003 10:07:12 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- y, r u people illleterate(i think rite spelling) 2 my riting. shhessh go bak to kindergarden. - lalaforce Abuser of the enter key |
| From: Youdontknowme | Posted: 4/24/2003 10:40:15 PM | Message Detail |
| tagged --- A woman gives birth to two children in the same hour, on the same day of the same week, of the same month, of the same year, yet they are not twins. How? Quote. |
| From: Nagna zul | Posted: 4/24/2003 10:43:06 PM | Message Detail |
| Hey, you don't know me, about your sig, are they...triplets? --- Sign if you want a musician's board - http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=6955444 March4th2003 Black LUEsday |
| From: richie259 | Posted: 4/24/2003 10:56:52 PM | Message Detail |
| One time i was in my girlfriends driveway and I tried
to start my car and it wouldn't work. I don't know anything about cars so
I look under the hood, didn't see anything special, and didn't know what
else to do. So she called her dad, and he figured my battery must have died. He came all the way down from work (about an hour away) to jump my car, and right before he got there, and I mean literally a few minutes before he drove up, I realized that I had left the car in Drive the last time I had turned it off. Thats why it wouldn't start. The car needs to be in Park to start.... Most embarassing explanation EVER... (he sells cars and used to build cars for a living) --- MelfinaofOutlawStar gave me SARS. Sudden And Repeated Stiffies |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/25/2003 3:22:13 PM | Message Detail |
| b.............u.............m...........p. --- Click here to take the Idiot Test. ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ |
| From: Sora1105 | Posted: 4/25/2003 3:24:07 PM | Message Detail |
| Howard your link doesn't work!! --- I have most of my boards set up come check it out! Almost 20 boards!http://sora1105.proboards17.com/index.cgi |
| From: KamikazeTed | Posted: 4/25/2003 3:25:43 PM | Message Detail |
| No, to whoever guessed youdontknowme's sig. The answer
is that she's a doctor or a nurse. --- ¤|<amikaze†ed¤ Everytime you go to the bathroom, you're pissing on your goldfish's grave. I am sidekick to TheRavenMaster. |
| From: liNkiN TheOry333 | Posted: 4/25/2003 3:28:23 PM | Message Detail |
| Yesterday I went to work to find out I didn't work that
day. I work today instead. =( Then I had to call my house and have them
pick me up, but the phone was busy so I had to call my dad at work and have
him pick me up. Wow, I felt like an idiot. --- I was just looking through my book bag for my homework and found myself wondering where the "Search" button was. ~ Spike142006 |
| From: bballvideo | Posted: 4/25/2003 3:34:13 PM | Message Detail |
| I kicked myself in the balls trying to sit crosslegged. --- You speak of a hot woman and provide no pics? thats like, a TOS violation or something. -NeoBez |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/26/2003 12:31:23 AM | Message Detail |
| bump! this topic will get to 500!! --- Click here to take the Idiot Test. ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ |
| From: Teradoc | Posted: 4/26/2003 1:15:13 AM | Message Detail |
| bump/tag/i have stupid stuff to post later. --- Ignorance may be bliss, but you're still an idiot. |
| From: FighterX | Posted: 4/26/2003 1:33:30 AM | Message Detail |
| When I was a kid, I'd play catch with my friends in the
middle of the road in front of our house. Well, it seems like everytime someone would toss the ball to me, I'd see it swooping down at me at high speed in corner of my eye.......only to have the ball land harmlessly at my feet as the bird that swooped by landed in a tree. So basically, they barely throw the ball your way, and everyone sees you dive like an idiot. It's so embarrassing! ---- Here's one for my friend ( Joe )... There were 3 people other than myself staying over my friends house one Saturday night. Two of the guests were brothers. Joe looks at them and says, "are you guys ( at the brothers ) hungry?" They said yes. He then blurted out, "then you'd better go suck on your momma's ***** ( booby )". --- Joe's mother was standing right behind him when he said that. You should have seen the look his face when he turned around. We were all ROTFLOAO. --- XBoxLiveTag: KenMasters313 |
| From: alucard5090 | Posted: 4/26/2003 1:41:19 AM | Message Detail |
| I always used to throw away the plastic tray you get at
burger king in the trash when I was done with my meal. --- Why can't I ever come up with a good signature? |
| From: FighterX | Posted: 4/26/2003 1:41:56 AM | Message Detail |
| I have a bad habit of chewing on my pens, especially
after I started smoking Okay, I glance by that first line the first time, and thought he said "I have a bad habit of chewing on my peenar".... XD --- XBoxLiveTag: KenMasters313 |
| From: alucard5090 | Posted: 4/26/2003 1:56:08 AM | Message Detail |
| And oh yeah! one time me and 3 of my other friends were
at school in the library, supposed to be doing work, But instead talking
about games. Then I spotted this little yellowish greenish thing at the
table. I picked it up, dropped it on on the table, started playing around
with it. Then my friend yelled out OH MY GOD YOUR PLAYING WITH MY BOOGER!!!!! --- Why can't I ever come up with a good signature? |
| From: Yoda Master | Posted: 4/26/2003 11:53:18 AM | Message Detail |
| Tag --- I was riding my bike..... I looked back up just in time to plow head first into the back of a parked van.-Session9 |
| From: Triad | Posted: 4/26/2003 11:59:30 AM | Message Detail |
| What a cool topic. One time I flipped onto my bed and landed on my ass and my knee came up and nailed me in the eye. Heh, one time my dog tried to jump from the top of the couch to the love seat (a good 5 feet between them) she hit the side of love seat and rolled across the floor. ....I have an awesome dog. --- ~T~S~K~M~ Welcome to Hell, I'll be your tour guide |
| From: ThaGamer2 | Posted: 4/26/2003 1:09:59 PM | Message Detail |
| My refrigerator is slightly tilted, and if you close the
door far enough, gravity will finish the job. However, if you open it too
far, it will swing around and hit the cat food container. (It's like a little
red can about 1 1/2 feet tall, on a table) Anyway, one day i went to get my frozen waffles from the freezer. My cat was purring at my legs because we had no more cat food. (Note: The can was therefore empty) I promptly forgot we were out of cat food, and I thought "Hey, why don't I knock the can off the counter and save some time!" Of course, this would've been worse if it was full... but anyway. I opened the freezer all the way, and the can flew off the table. I then realized it was empty. I couldn't stop it now, it was flying pretty fast. I was glad I was home alone, so nobody would be bothered by the noise, except my cat. Wait, where was the cat? Well, the cat was under the cat food can that had landed upside down on top of her. She let out a meow and proceeded to move towards me. With the can covering her. Needless to say, I freaked out seeing a red can chasing me. -_-; --- Next time, walk in on her in the shower, make sure you take a picture, than say "Sorry I was trying to set the VCR" - Happybuddha311 |
| From: Nippashish | Posted: 4/26/2003 1:22:33 PM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- "Where do I find a zip file to create RPG games anyhow?" - Skinnypetestreet |
| From: Sorce | Posted: 4/26/2003 1:33:28 PM | Message Detail |
| I also came to LUE. --- Grafic: Grafic is good. It's not super-grafic... ~ Sunshine's review of Simon the Sorcerer 2 |
| From: HappyHamster | Posted: 4/26/2003 1:57:08 PM | Message Detail |
| Once, with a rubber band, I rigged our faucet to use the
little mobile sprayer thing to squirt at the person who turned on the faucet.
(Does that make any sense?) I promptly forgot it and got all wet : (. --- "You will soon die. Make whatever rituals are necessary for your species." - Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah |
| From: I pood me knickers10 | Posted: 4/26/2003 2:05:26 PM | Message Detail |
| ive done so many silly things i cant even begin to tell
you when im pushing on my skateboard i hit the tail with my pushing leg and the board spins i and i fall over like a jackass. i tripped over my own feet coming into the pooter rum today. yesterday i was hitting on a teacher thinking she was a student. hehe when i wanted to buy girls clothing instead of boys...it was a funny shirt at skool last week i brought in a CD that had a song in French for french class and played thge wrong track (**** authority)i didnt notice until i looked at the teachers face when they refrian came on. more to come... --- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. http://www.xsorbit4.com/users/faqmike/index.cgi? |
| From: MegaTemplar | Posted: 4/26/2003 2:30:05 PM | Message Detail |
| Once I bought a Big Mac. I threw away the burger and started
eating the packaging... I didn't know wtf I was thinking. --- Simple things fascinate simple minds. US West: DarkBlade311 |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/26/2003 2:30:29 PM | Message Detail |
| lmfao!!!! keep'em comin.... these are hilarious! --- Click here to take the Idiot Test. ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ |
| From: Zelgaddis | Posted: 4/26/2003 2:32:22 PM | Message Detail |
| My friend Quinn was working tech for a show I was in.
One day he came up to me during rehearsal and put a staplegun up to my forehead
and was like, "die, ****er!" I just stood there, because I knew he was joking.
And so did he. At least he thought he did. He THOUGHT he removed all the
staples, but, what he didn't know was that this particular staplegun had
a peculiar habit of having a couple staples get stuck in there. He pulled
the trigger and pulled the gun back. I stood there, kind of glaring at him,
totally oblivious to the fact that THERE WAS A STAPLE IN MY HEAD. He was
absolutely horrified. So, of course, what do you do? You pull the damn thing
out! So he reached up and yanked it out. BIG. MISTAKE. Blood just comes
pouring out of the wound, all the while, I'm standing there, trying to wrap
my head around the fact that, indeed, my friend just shot me. Same show, different kid, came up to me and put one of those high-powered, air-pressurized stapleguns up to my thigh. Of course this one was unloaded, because this would hurt like a bastard if it wasn't, and no idiot would EVER shoot one of these into me unless he was POSITIVE it was unloaded. Well, it was unloaded, but the pressure this bastard had behind it still shot two VERY distinct holes into my thigh that are still visible a year later. I hate techies. I hate them so much. But as much as I hate techies, I hate stapleguns even more. --- "It upsets me that people quote themselves in their signatures" -Me |
| From: Shockers | Posted: 4/26/2003 3:26:06 PM | Message Detail |
| I read the whole topic --- Xbox Live Gamertag:Burn Zone Cheese Revolution |
| From: evilbluekow | Posted: 4/26/2003 5:13:59 PM | Message Detail |
| One time I was shooting my paintball marker at this wood
pile in my backyard, about 20 feet behind it is our neighbors shed. Well,
after shooting a few dozen rounds I noticed that most of my shots had went
over the pile and hit the shed. Luckily nobody was home and the paint hadn't
dried yet. --- It's called conjoined eyebrows, not a unibrow! You don't look at siamese twins and call them one fat person, do you!? |
| From: Triad | Posted: 4/26/2003 5:25:45 PM | Message Detail |
| I don't usually sleep walk but my mom swears that one
night I got up and started pissing into the fan. --- ~T~S~K~M~ Welcome to Hell, I'll be your tour guide |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/26/2003 6:39:17 PM | Message Detail |
| bump again.... (my 20th post in this topic) 19th bump.......lol --- Click here to take the Idiot Test. ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ |
| From: theedge109 | Posted: 4/26/2003 6:49:18 PM | Message Detail |
| dissed country music , and my entire class loves country
music except for 3 ppl. It was fun though, because they all kept ranting
about how country music is better than Electronic. Yeah, i dont think that
was the best thing because all the girls hate me now, except one, luckily
that one is the one i have a crush on --- What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord,.......... My ass -betty, Kung Pow |
| From: sertman1 | Posted: 4/26/2003 8:37:56 PM | Message Detail |
| I try to eat pizza with a spoon all the time Yesterday, in Math, i forgot how to make a 4. I raised my hand, in a quiet classroom, and was like "How do you draw a 4?" Needless to say, the whole class exploded into laughter. They are never going to let me forget that i forgot to draw a 4 once. --- GO HERE! Game Legacy forums: members.lycos.co.uk/gameslegacy/boards Gamertag(UC name): sertman (H2K freestyle/H2K Strong Bad) |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/26/2003 9:02:26 PM | Message Detail |
| ROTFLMFAO ^^^ --- Click here to take the Idiot Test. ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ |
| From: R i c k | Posted: 4/26/2003 9:09:44 PM | Message Detail |
| Damn you all! It's contagious... I was reading the posts
and got up to page 2 or 3 and my food in the microwave beeps. It wasn't
quite done so I set the timer and pressed the door open button instead of
start... :| That's never happened before. --- "I could have stayed in the past and become king, but in a way, I already am king. 'Hail to the king, baby.'" |
| From: venusaur rules | Posted: 4/26/2003 10:21:16 PM | Message Detail |
| Lol, I just read this whole topic. That's pretty sad. Anyways, I was walking to lunch with my girlfriend one day. We go into the cafeteria and we start walking towards her table. She was walking in front of me, and someone says my name. I turn and look, while I keep walking. She stops, and I trip right into her and knock both of us down. The whole cafeteria was laughing, but luckily, so was my girlfriend. She still won't let me forget it. --- \|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/o_o\|/\|/\|/\|/ There! In the bushes! WHAT IS THAT!? AHHH!!! |
| From: Nysuki | Posted: 4/26/2003 10:26:20 PM | Message Detail |
| I had to drive for my first time, since I got my Driver's
Permit well, Yesterday. Although, it was the highways to the boonies of
Illinois, I was pretty damn nervous. Hell, after we get to the place, I
feel pretty damn stupid. Here were my mistakes. 1. Ran a few stop signs 2. Took up both lanes when doing a left turn 3. Turned to the right lane, but I did not see some dude comming up behind me. I just hear loud tire streaks behind me, so he drives ahead, cusses some words, and his girlfriend threw some rock at me. If there's anything I learned from today's event.. GTA III methods Do. Not. Work. --- NZRT & The Titans- Sponsored by Grizzlebees. "Look. . THIS is the will. . of Metatron!" - Nohman, ZOE2 |
| From: HappyHamster | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:30:46 AM | Message Detail |
| Once I totally missed a stop sign. Didn't even see it.
The instructor was like "OMG You ran that stop sign!" Me: "WHAT STOP SIGN???" --- "You will soon die. Make whatever rituals are necessary for your species." - Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah |
| From: BrandonBa2 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:19:19 AM | Message Detail |
| taggging --- I hate people like that thinking there better then us uber geeks |
| From: Shockers | Posted: 4/27/2003 11:08:42 AM | Message Detail |
| bump --- Xbox Live Gamertag:Burn Zone SOCOM Name:<SBR>Burn Zone |
| From: The Assassin | Posted: 4/27/2003 11:24:52 AM | Message Detail |
I sent the girl I have a crush on to a pr0n site on accident once. I knew something was wrong when she said "Jake, that's disgusting". I drank a coke that was full of backwash once. It belonged to a guy who always has food on his mouth. I should have known better... I couldn't remember how to spell 'who' once. I ate 20 listerine mint strips at once. Needless to say, I had very minty breath for the rest of the day. --- Current State: Tired Piejobs Given: 34 |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:10:50 PM | Message Detail |
| bump!! --- Howard's Countdown to Elite (32 Days) |
| From: Miss Hunter | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:19:01 PM | Message Detail |
| I remember once in like 5th grade, we were walking in
the halls after gym, and I'm pretty flexible, so I say to my friend "Hey,
I bet I can touch my knee to my forehead!" I proceed to try in the hall,
and I ****ing NAIL myself in the head, like, theres a mark and everything. Also, same year, my friend Matt and some other people and I were playing wallball, and Matt forgot to put his hands out when he ran to the wall. An 11 year old, going full speed, into a brick wall. Freaking hillarious. --- At the moment, I'm iSay... |
| From: Apocalypse7777 | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:22:48 PM | Message Detail |
| In Civics, I had to print something out in the library,
and when I was done and was heading back, I walked into the wrong room..
o_o --- <::::::::::::::::::::}]xxxxx()o Apocalypse7777 o()xxxxx[{:::::::::::::::::::::> Thx Apoc2! Meh, **** new ****. Name: Alex Town: Crazy |
| From: CidHighwindFF7 | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:24:29 PM | Message Detail |
| I just figured out the context to 'LUEser' a week ago. --- "Hold on to your britches, and don't piss in em'!"-Cid Highwind "...an undying shadow in the world of lights" -Grey Fox |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:25:45 PM | Message Detail |
| Also, same year, my friend Matt and some other people
and I were playing wallball, and Matt forgot to put his hands out when he
ran to the wall. An 11 year old, going full speed, into a brick wall. ROTFLMFAO!!!! --- Howard's Countdown to Elite (32 Days) |
| From: Cinnabon | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:26:09 PM | Message Detail |
| Wasn't me, but what the heck, I'll tell ya. Alright, in math class one day, this one kinda, sorta, really social outcast stands up and yells out "WHAT'S A BLOWJOB!".. the entire class erupts in laughter and about 5 people rolled off of their seats and gasping for breath. The teacher turned around and was like o_O, then started laughing. The poor kid wasn't kidding either. We'll never let him forget that. Best. Day. EVAR!!!! |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:27:19 PM | Message Detail |
| man, this topic is so damn hilarious!!! --- Howard's Countdown to Elite (32 Days) |
| From: OmniTerra | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:30:04 PM | Message Detail |
| I was reading this one thread on LUE.. and then I ZAP!ed
it. Boy, the topic-creator probably feels like an idiot now. --- "When in doubt, cheesecake is always the answer." Threads ZAP!ed: 7 |
| From: Dante demon killer | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:33:48 PM | Message Detail |
| *tags* --- Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes!!!" is the answer. "Less talk, more screams" - Dante |
| From: Miss Hunter | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:34:20 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh, best moment ever. About a week ago in biology, I was wearing a white shirt, and it was tucked into my boxers for some weird reason. My friend sean was like "Zach... is your shirt tucked into your boxers?" "No dude!" --- At the moment, I'm iSay... |
| From: Cinnabon | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:56:59 PM | Message Detail |
| Bump |
| From: Yoof | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:04:03 PM | Message Detail |
| One time, some friends and I were at this guys house,
they had the house to themselves, so we took the opportunity to get high
off our asses and do stuff. So we were sitting around, and we had picked
up some mexican food earlier in the day. My friend had a burrito, while
I had gotten 2 quesadillas. I had already eaten one before, so the other
was just sitting there. My friend suddenly said "OOH, I STILL HAVE SOME
FOOD LEFT!" he then grabs my quesadilla and tries to eat it. Well, I would
have none of it so I run over to stop him from eating it, and I kick it
out of his hands just as he was about to take a bite out of it. The quesadilla
flew out of his hands and splatted on the wall. He got really pissed and
was like "see how you like it @#$%&!" and he then grabbed his own burrito
and started beating the @#$% out of it. He was punching it and stepping
on it, only to realize later on that it was his own burrito. It took us
about 10 minutes to stop laughing and wrap our heads around what had just
happened. Then we both just sat there glaring at each other and silently
ate our mangled food. --- Another Mickey Rooney in 3 2 1! Another Mickey Rooney in 3 2 1! |
| From: Astrojulie | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:18:37 PM | Message Detail |
| Yoof, that last one nearly had me on the floor! Here's are some more of mine: I was about 10 years old. I had jsut gotten my new shining, blue mountain bike with 7 gears and 3 sprockets, red streaks down the sides, awesome off-road tires for riding through dirt paths, patterns of red, blue, white and balck to give it this awesome kick-ass feel, and a nice little black horn that makes a "Meemeep!!" sound when you push it, almost like a goose. So as you can probably tell, I love my bike, still to this day (well it wasn't all THAT long ago, but you get the point). So anyway, my parents and I are on this really touhg track (well tough for me, anyway). The dirt was soft and there were many bumps to swerve around, and there were some slightly-steep slopes. And there was even a fine, gravel path, and since my tires all but sunk into the gravel, it was fairly tough going. We were still riding along when we came to an area in the path. There was a red, wooden arch on top of the hill, and after the arch you rode down a pretty steep, completely dirt-and-rock path that absolutely required using brakes to survive. I immediately stopped as soon as I reached the top of the hill and looked down: it wasn't far, only a few meters, but it was pretty steep, and the toughest going I had experienced so far in my biking life. My parents are already at the bottom, urging me down, telling me to USE THE BREAKS. So, nearly crying out of fright (I was 10, scared of any pain, and had little biking experience, okay!? STOP LAUGHING... for now!), I mount my bike and push off. As soon as I get going my mind is wiped clean by the overwhelming fright that suddenly invaded my brain, and I completely forget the existance of the brakes. Needles to say, I hit a rock in the path less than halfway down, fell off and nearly missed a tree. I didn't get hurt, though. --- Amazing Members Awards given: 4 AMAs are awarded to users when they make a hilarious typo/say something hilarious or memorable. |
| From: FlareI | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:25:27 PM | Message Detail |
| Ok, one time back when I was younger, me and my friend
were staying in a motel room with two beds and we were jumping back and
forth from one to the other and we both turn and jumped and slammed right
into each other. We spent the next hour rubbing our heads (which had banged
together) and laughing our asses off. --- http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html <--don't go. GS Mage #25 <(o..o)> <(o..-)> <(-..-)> |
| From: orange ninja 4 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:29:07 PM | Message Detail |
| Once when I was 11, I headed outside to go rollerblading.
However, I was using a pair of rollerblades that were not mine. I roll around,
feeling pretty good and decide to go to my friend's house. I roll to the
top of the hill in our neighborhood and see him in his driveway, shooting
hoops. I go to the top of this fairly steep hill and roll down to him. I
pick up a lot of speed, but don't think anything of it. As I'm approaching
his house, I sudenly realize that I don't know how to brake with these rollerblades.
At this point my face quickly goes to O_O. I speed by my friend, he's giving
me a o_O look as I race by at about 100 mph. Panicking, I swerve into someone's
driveway and crash right into their garage door. Amazingly, I walked away
with only a busted lip. I learned the hard way: never ever blade if you
don't know how to stop. --- "Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance." -Confucius |
| From: glamdring1 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:31:38 PM | Message Detail |
| I was at a swim meet once and I saw a guy do this thing where he stood on the edge of the diving board with his back to the pool and then jumped straight up hit the board with his butt and then backflipped into the pool. I thought it looked pretty cool so I tried it. I ended up racking myself and splitting my swimming trunks almost in two before I did a back buster into the pool. |
| From: Imprisoned Monkey | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:57:22 PM | Message Detail |
| One time in Math we were getting our test back and my
friends and I were looking at our mistakes. I noticed I copied the answer
wrong and accidentally yelled out, "I would have gotten it right if I put
down the right answer." Needless to say I felt like an idiot. --- "Life is a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved."-Albert Einstein |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/27/2003 6:41:16 PM | Message Detail |
| TOPIC * * * * * * * * * * WILL * * * * * * * * NOT * * * * * * * * DIE!! --- Howard's Countdown to Elite (32 Days) |
| From: lcensoni | Posted: 4/27/2003 6:45:41 PM | Message Detail |
| Ok, one time back when I was younger, me and my friend
were staying in a motel room with two beds and we were jumping back and
forth from one to the other and we both turn and jumped and slammed right
into each other. We spent the next hour rubbing our heads (which
had banged together) and laughing our asses off. Is it just me, or did that come out horribly wrong? --- "..but it is better to have loved and lost than never have loved at all, and it is better to regret something you did than something you didn't."~Quayle4Prez |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/28/2003 12:35:20 AM | Message Detail |
| lmfao^^^ yeah it did... --- Elite in: 31 Days | Icon in: 331 Days [This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator] |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/28/2003 10:49:22 AM | Message Detail |
| bump! --- Elite in: 31 Days | Icon in: 331 Days [This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator] |
| From: Geocat | Posted: 4/28/2003 11:27:54 AM | Message Detail |
| Is it just me, or did that come out horribly wrong? Eww, thanks for getting me to look at it that way lol! --- Beware of he who would deny you access to information. For in his heart he dreams himself your master. |
| From: flammablgrl | Posted: 4/28/2003 2:22:38 PM | Message Detail |
| A few years ago, my younger brother and sister and I were waiting for our older brother in his car. I asked my siblings if the cigarette lighter was really hot enough to heat up a can of soup. *Obviously that question was stupid enough, but hold on everyone! The stupidity continues!* I tell my sister to heat up the lighter thing for ten seconds...but she pulls it out before then. Its already starting to glow red, but I start to yell at her for taking it out early. Then I grab it from her, point the lighter up towards me face and say, "See guys, it isn't hot..." and proceed to press my finger into the lighter! I then scream like a wild banshee and throw the lighter somewhere in the front of the car. Luckily, nothing was set on fire...and the car had a strange odor of burning flesh for a while....kinda like burnt bacon O_o --- "Let those love now who've never loved; let those who've loved, love yet again." |
| From: casinoman921 | Posted: 4/28/2003 2:35:10 PM | Message Detail |
| Back in 3rd grade, I somehow forgot how to spell "white".
I kept writing down "wite". Damn those silent h's. --- I think you are blind to the fact that the hand you hold is the hand that holds you down. You always try to be everything to everyone. |
| From: Roachey | Posted: 4/28/2003 2:38:01 PM | Message Detail |
| almost drank salt --- "when i die i want to go to go heaven, I don't like crowded places" ;) |
| From: MSimm62385 | Posted: 4/28/2003 2:38:10 PM | Message Detail |
| I threw a bowling ball down the lane while the pin-setter
was still doing it's thing. --- MSIMM'S ARTWORK! - www.pagerealm.com/msimm62385 SIGN FOR AN ART BOARD! - http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=6943261 |
| From: Youdontknowme | Posted: 4/28/2003 8:01:09 PM | Message Detail |
| someone asked me the answer to my sig even though it says
to see the quote. --- A woman gives birth to two children in the same hour, on the same day of the same week, of the same month, of the same year, yet they are not twins. How? Quote. |
| From: ebman13 | Posted: 4/28/2003 8:07:07 PM | Message Detail |
| I always feel like an idiot... :( -ebman_13 --- so I threw you the obvious, to see what occurs behind the eyes of a fallen angel, eyes of a tragedy. oh well, apparently nothing at all. |
| From: Creature SH | Posted: 4/28/2003 10:02:48 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was very little (about 4 or something along those
lines), I was at some shop with my parents and sister. I was at some shelf
with aforementioned sister, and my parents were a few rows back... What
I wanted to do was hop onto the side of their shopping cart when they passed
by, but I ended up hopping onto some random guy's cart. And this is how I learned what "embarrassment" is. --- I've been mentally challenged all \\~// Visit of my life, but the mind never won \\~// www.CreatureSH.de |
| From: CDOGG25 | Posted: 4/28/2003 10:12:25 PM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
| From: CDOGG25 | Posted: 4/28/2003 10:13:20 PM | Message Detail |
| I'm 15 w/no permit or license (obviously) and my sister
gave me the keys to her car, and I'm like to my friend, "hey should i pull
this around?" he's like yea go 4 it." When I pulled it around, I put it
in Park then my sister's friends were like could you move the car up a foot?
I try and put it in2 drive when it jammed! I was like Oh **** and every1
is yelling at me. I get home and my mom is like I'll kill u next time blah
blah blah (enter parental threat). I'm like this suxs I'm a complete moron
who used my male idocy before common sense. --- "Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots"-Chris Sedgwick SOCOM:<BAM>MORRIS |
| From: Xeroone | Posted: 4/28/2003 10:15:12 PM | Message Detail |
| i pissed in a trash can and dumped my veggies in a toilet --- Swordy Swordy Swordy Swordy Swordy Swordy Swordy Sword- fighter what I wouldn't give for a giant kadoken right now-black mage |
| From: streetballer | Posted: 4/28/2003 10:17:24 PM | Message Detail |
| once i was talking on the phone and eating a sandwich
at the same time, then i started talking on the sandwich and i tried to
take a bite out of the phone. --- I would not have sex with you....and I'm a whore... - dot com talking about Triple F 2000 X |
| From: richie259 | Posted: 4/28/2003 10:20:08 PM | Message Detail |
| I meant to send a text message to this girl I know saying
"My girlfriend is a *****" However, my girlfriend's name was Amy and she was first in my alphabetical listings on my phone, and I hit send without selecting the right person... SO I accidentally sent it to my girlfriend since her name was first. It took me 3 days, dinner, and a new shirt for her to get out of that one :P --- MelfinaofOutlawStar gave me SARS. Sudden And Repeated Stiffies |
| From: richie259 | Posted: 4/28/2003 10:29:19 PM | Message Detail |
| Every time I post in this topic it dies :( --- MelfinaofOutlawStar gave me SARS. Sudden And Repeated Stiffies |
| From: Creature SH | Posted: 4/28/2003 10:43:00 PM | Message Detail |
| Better stop that before it makes you feel like an idiot. --- I've been mentally challenged all \\~// Visit of my life, but the mind never won \\~// www.CreatureSH.de |
| From: Kelladros | Posted: 4/28/2003 11:24:20 PM | Message Detail |
| tag/bump --- Broken Dreams 2003 NHL: Colorado Avalanche NFL: Oakland Raiders =[ |
| From: rampaging penguin | Posted: 4/28/2003 11:27:24 PM | Message Detail |
| i was pissing in my toilet, dazed out, fell into shower
hit me head on wall, piss got everywhere --- kids in the back seat cause accidents. accidents in the back seat cause kids. |
| From: Session9 | Posted: 4/29/2003 12:21:06 AM | Message Detail |
| Just now I did something incredibly stupid. A small fly
landed on my monitor, and to get it to go away, instead of swatting at it,
I made the mouse cursor move really fast at it, and tried to hit it with
the cursor. --- These are not the Droids you are looking for... This room is....Green |
| From: Kuros | Posted: 4/29/2003 12:26:43 AM | Message Detail |
| I threw a bowling ball down the lane while the pin-setter
was still doing it's thing. I've done that many times, since I bowl a lot. Some other bowling antics: Last Saturday, I was bowling and when I went for my slide, I didn't realize that my pants went under my shoe. So I ended up slipping and falling on to the ground, only later to realize that I pulled my groin. I had a ball get stuck on my thumb once, it went up about 8 feet into the air, land in the gutter, bounce out and hit a door. Many times I have accidently thrown a ball backwards or dropped it. I have tripped over my own feet. Hit my own ankle swinging the ball. (OUCH!) Yet I still manage to keep an average of at least 180. :D --- Kuros = sexcellent. - MAKDaddy914 Number of times sigged = 35 |
| From: AquaDragonX | Posted: 4/29/2003 12:43:30 AM | Message Detail |
| A few days ago, I was playing Phantasy Star Online with
my friend's sister. See, when a character dies, you revive them with an
item called a Moon Atomizer, often abbreviated as just "Moon" So, brilliant youth that I am, I decide to use it as a verb instead of a noun and ended up saying, "Don't worry, I'll moon you." Also, under the influence of temporary invincibility, I decided to show off for my friends by standing right in the path of an enemy with a very powerful charge attack. My invincibility wore off the instant before contact, and my character died. --- Krystal/HUcaseal/Redria/Lv.72 Nina/RAmarl/Viridia/Lv.35 Desudro/FOmar/Redria/Lv.37 Keraptis/FOnewm/Pinkal/Lv.24 |
| From: kyle188 | Posted: 4/29/2003 12:45:15 AM | Message Detail |
| I feel like an idiot! But it's a freaking long story which
I'm too lazy to write --- Zombie Jesus>>>>>Jesus - janey |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/29/2003 12:48:31 AM | Message Detail |
| el bumpo! --- Elite in: 30 Days | Icon in: 330 Days [This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator] |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/29/2003 12:54:17 AM | Message Detail |
| I threw a bowling ball down the lane while the pin-setter
was still doing it's thing. That reminded me of something I did....Me and my family went 10 Pin Bowling... and not once, but twice when I went to shoot, the holes in the ball were too small, and I released it too late and the ball went into the other lane (remind you of Fred Flinstone?) lol, one of the times, there was someone bowling in the lane....lmao @ myself... --- Elite in: 30 Days | Icon in: 330 Days [This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator] |
| From: Liquid Lethargy | Posted: 4/29/2003 12:56:24 AM | Message Detail |
When I was a little boy my uncle had a dune-buggy. You know, those huge go-cart things with the huge mufflers in the back. Anyway, after he got back from a long ride I was looking at it. He said "Don't touch the mufflers, they're really hot." "How hot? o_o *touch*" I had a giant blister on my hand for quite a few days. 'Bout the size of a small orange. --- Tape: Sticky on one side - Not on the other. >:o "A little childhood trauma builds character. " -Eddy; EE&E. |
| From: Robotic | Posted: 4/29/2003 12:57:53 AM | Message Detail |
| I was about 10 years old...(well it wasn't all THAT
long ago, but you get the point). 0_0 --- Robotic's sig says - *whisper* Underaged user... WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL NOW BUY WINDOWS. |
| From: evilone | Posted: 4/29/2003 1:04:26 AM | Message Detail |
| in 6th grade, i got so pissed off that i stood on the
dining table and punched it as hard as I could. Ofcourse, thinking that
i was invincible, i broke 3 bones in my hand. --- *Slaps you for no apparent reason* *Calmly walks away as if nothing happened* |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/29/2003 3:18:39 PM | Message Detail |
| bump!!!! --- Elite in: 30 Days | Icon in: 330 Days [This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator] |
| From: Delian the Defiler | Posted: 4/29/2003 5:17:41 PM | Message Detail |
| In school my fried decided to race me towards the cafeteria
as its always jammed with people, so I ran really fast but I triped on a
small crack and slid for about 3 seconds ending with my foot slamming into
the door. Then my friend said to me, You should join baseball that was a
kickass slide. this was bout a few months ago. This one happened a half hour ago. I was sitting on one of those log benches after school waiting for my ride, when my friend suddenly swung his backpack at me(which was loaded with heavy crap) while I wasn't paying attention. I got knocked over and layed there on my back for 2 secs then got up and chased my friend. It was funny --- In a Department Store-Bargain basement Upstairs |
| From: Delian the Defiler | Posted: 4/29/2003 5:17:46 PM | Message Detail |
| In school my friend decided to race me towards the cafeteria
as its always jammed with people, so I ran really fast but I triped on a
small crack and slid for about 3 seconds ending with my foot slamming into
the door. Then my friend said to me, You should join baseball that was a
kickass slide. this was bout a few months ago. This one happened a half hour ago. I was sitting on one of those log benches after school waiting for my ride, when my friend suddenly swung his backpack at me(which was loaded with heavy crap) while I wasn't paying attention. I got knocked over and layed there on my back for 2 secs then got up and chased my friend. It was funny --- In a Department Store-Bargain basement Upstairs |
| From: me frog | Posted: 4/29/2003 5:28:23 PM | Message Detail |
| a couple weeks ago my friends were chasing me and i turned
around to taunt them a turn back a run smack into a pole right in front
of me and fell on the ground. --- Homer Simpson: Hello? Operator? Give me the number for 911! If you can't impress people with your intelligence, confuse them with your stupidity |
| From: nataku2002 | Posted: 4/29/2003 5:38:01 PM | Message Detail |
| I went to the bathroom at school and after a couple seconds
realized I was peeing in the trash can. --- IF YOU TAKE ME LUCKY CHARMS I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR HANDS WITH A RUSTY AXE! |
| From: The AllMighty Cow | Posted: 4/29/2003 5:55:39 PM | Message Detail |
| I was copy-and pasting something, and my brother had the
tv up to loud. I went to yell "down." but it came out "Copy!" --- I Survived Black LUEsday 3/4/03 http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/ Find what is wrong with this picture. |
| From: SBRaider | Posted: 4/29/2003 6:07:12 PM | Message Detail |
| It sure didn't make me feel like an idiot (at least I
don't think it did), but when I was three or four years old, my dad caught
me drinking his beer! --- http://www.ps2gaming101.cjb.net |
| From: CycloptoMung | Posted: 4/29/2003 6:19:17 PM | Message Detail |
| once i was so hungry but i had nothing to eat except corn
pops, so i figure wtf, and go for it, i quickly realized that there's no
milk left. so for a substitute i decided to use sprite, needless to say,
i quickly realize how bad it is, and threw up. i havent done this since. --- 100% happy fun get let's go! |
| From: sLiPkNoT fAn | Posted: 4/29/2003 11:21:09 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- i do not like the band named slipknot |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/29/2003 11:29:54 PM | Message Detail |
| Topic.......Will.....Never......DIE!! --- Elite in: 29 Days | Icon in: 329 Days [This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator] |
| From: FighterX | Posted: 4/30/2003 3:41:23 AM | Message Detail |
| Heh, one day I was alone at my house ( I was about 15
years old ). I'd just seen a martial arts movie in which some dude did an
impossible standing high kick. So, being the genius that I am, I decided to imitate him. So I set my goals on kicking this beam that runs across the top of my house ( at a low point that separates the living area from the dining room ) without my other foot leaving the floor. So, I tried the kick once. Almost had it...again......nearly there......so... One more time ( with supreme effort )......GOT IT!!...but I kicked so high so hard, I came off of my other foot, so I think I flew up for what had to be the longest 2 seconds of my life as I then hit the floor square on my back with a loud Bruce Lee like yelp. ^_^ It was kinda cool at the same time. I'm lucky I didn't flip back and land on my neck or something. --- XBoxLiveTag: KenMasters313 |
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| From: DooMRenZokuKen | Posted: 4/30/2003 3:42:00 AM | Message Detail |
| post 401! w00t! </idiot> --- "Not Even the Sun Can Banish the Phantoms in our land... NEVERTHELESS, we huddle in the Darkness and pray for dawn..." |
| From: Ashman Returns | Posted: 4/30/2003 4:00:45 AM | Message Detail |
| Check the first page for this post... yeah! I told the girl that I'm in love with that I had a crush on her. I believe to have done something stupider: I told the girl that I'm in love with that I love her etc. But, she has a boyfriend. And I knew. But I still told her. |
| From: Thompson | Posted: 4/30/2003 4:16:45 AM | Message Detail |
| This was a long time ago: I had just seen some movie, and attempted to a combo of fist punches in the air, really in a rapid way. Of course, I end up with a punch to my forehead. --- My signature IS boring, so boring, that it causes mental problems to those who look at it. Including me! |
| From: jezerik | Posted: 4/30/2003 4:31:37 AM | Message Detail |
| One time, a friend of mine was bouncing on my bed with
his girlfriend, when it started making really bad creaking-snapping noises,
so i told the to stop 'Or my bread will bake'... Took me a few minutes to realise i had mis-said or my bed will break.... --- Eat sugar! - Diablozorra on falling into a sugarcoma Is it now? yesterday? or the day after? - Deeks confused |
| From: Princess Daisy | Posted: 4/30/2003 7:24:37 AM | Message Detail |
| Um, well, let's see now.. - - - - - - - - - i dunno --- I have captured the enemy for meat testing! Praise me! PRAISE ME! |
| From: Mr Green | Posted: 4/30/2003 7:32:15 AM | Message Detail |
I asked a girl if she wanted to **** and she slapped me. --- Watch 24! Tuesdays at 9:00 on Fox! Member of JBPHC~GameFAQs official 24 fan club. |
| From: HankeY 2 PankeY | Posted: 4/30/2003 8:29:59 AM | Message Detail |
| Telling my girlfriend 'oh that sucks' because her sister
who's 17 has a 1 year old baby. She said: No! She loves it! -_- damn |
| From: JustJay | Posted: 4/30/2003 10:51:15 AM | Message Detail |
| TAG for home viewing. --- Life's Ok D is for Lysdexia |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/30/2003 2:51:28 PM | Message Detail |
| bump!!!! --- Elite in: 29 Days | Icon in: 329 Days [This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator] |
| From: CHOCLAIR5 | Posted: 4/30/2003 2:58:18 PM | Message Detail |
| I accidently tripped the girl that I like today(lol,she
knows I like her)but luckily,she laughed. --- Just the odd thing is Zelda is a like 35 year old man but, in the new game he looks like a 6 year old-DemonHunter007 AC Town:Guelph Name:Eric |
| From: Linkin Mario | Posted: 4/30/2003 4:55:12 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh maybe 2 or so months ago I was falling asleep in what
I thought was the chair in my room. Happily dozing away if you will. Suddenly
I get a major boner. So not having pleasured myself in a few days I say
what the hell and unzipped my pants. Next thing I whip it out and start
to go at it for a second. I feel a tap on my shoulder. I open my eyes to discover I'm sitting in the middle of my Geometry class, and my friend next to me is tapping me. Trying to be sly, I try to quickly zip it up, but still being tired I forget that its hard, so as I try to zip up I zip my erection. Needless to say a few four letter words came out. Let's just say 'Hello Detention and Idiocy' And another time during Latin class I fell asleep. My friend woke my up and I was lying on the floor with some major pain in my head. I fell off my chair, smashed my forehead on the chair next to me, but didn't wake up....strange. --- Sig under construction. Projected Completion: March 2008. Estimated cost: $8.2 billion |
| From: me frog | Posted: 4/30/2003 5:20:07 PM | Message Detail |
| another time, i was at my friend's house, and i slid down
his staircase railing but my zipper at the bottom of my shorts dug into
it and made this really deep scratch that was about 2 feet long. I haven't
been back since. oh yeah i also sprayed germ killer in my friends eye. --- Homer Simpson: Hello? Operator? Give me the number for 911! If you can't impress people with your intelligence, confuse them with your stupidity |
| From: Snake211 | Posted: 4/30/2003 5:32:57 PM | Message Detail |
| Ok I had the flu once and since it was hard for me to
get sleep i was up half the night. When I finally got to sleep I started
to sleep walk first I got out of bed grabed the TV remote and put it in
the refrigerator and went back to bed. my dad saw the whole thing --- BACH PUDDIN!!!® Can you dig it...SUCKA!!! -Booker T™ |
| From: sturmdefeater | Posted: 4/30/2003 5:34:06 PM | Message Detail |
| I came here...now I wish I hadn't... --- -120 shines, 290 trophies, 180 emblems- Sturm was the guy. I was his defeater. |
| From: Snake211 | Posted: 4/30/2003 5:55:49 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- BACH PUDDIN!!!® Can you dig it...SUCKA!!! -Booker T™ |
| From: Howard | Posted: 4/30/2003 6:09:14 PM | Message Detail |
| Give me a B...... Give me a U...... Give me a M...... Give me a P...... What does it spell.... BUMP!!!!!! --- Elite in: 29 Days | Icon in: 329 Days [This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator] |
| From: AnakinTWH | Posted: 4/30/2003 6:14:01 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, we were in the middle of an english test, and i
got to a question i didn't under stand. When i'm at home, i'm usually gaming,
so when something bad happens, i just scream WTF!!! i know it's bad, but
i actually just say WTF.... so anyway, i'm taking this test, and this one
question wasn't even from the book we had to read, so i just yelled WTF!!!
The teacher gave me a funny look, and she walked outside. Five minutes later,
she came back in the room smelling like cigarettes... --- I hug wights, is there something wrong with that? |
| From: sLiPkNoT fAn | Posted: 4/30/2003 6:25:08 PM | Message Detail |
| I asked a girl if she wanted to **** and she slapped
me. i've asked that to a few girls... got better replies though --- i do not like the band named slipknot |
| From: Sharpsight | Posted: 4/30/2003 11:57:19 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- Next time a girl tells me I'm like a brother to her, I'm gonna say, "How do you feel about incest?" -Simba Jones |
| From: Sorce | Posted: 5/1/2003 10:23:10 AM | Message Detail |
| Ho hum. --- Grafic: Grafic is good. It's not super-grafic... ~ Sunshine's review of Simon the Sorcerer 2 |
| From: Liquid Lethargy | Posted: 5/1/2003 10:28:48 AM | Message Detail |
Jesus, this thing is still going? POWER TO THE IDIOTS. \m/ --- Tape: Sticky on one side - Not on the other. >:o "A little childhood trauma builds character. " -Eddy; EE&E. |
| From: SS5Cloud | Posted: 5/1/2003 1:31:16 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, the most "Wow, I feel like an idiot" thing that
I've done would've been them time that I was going to throw a wrapper in
the garbage, while holding a $10 in the other hand. Unfortunately, the $10
went in the garbage, not the wrapper ;_;. --- Known more commonly as Calathar from the LUE IRC chat. "I'm so hardcore ... I DO NOT REWIND MY RENTED DVD'S !!! " - Osprey Man |
| From: DrX512 | Posted: 5/1/2003 1:32:23 PM | Message Detail |
| i put the cereal in the fridge --- Congratulations, George W. Bush! You Defeated Afghanistan!! You recieve 2,514,836 exp. points and a Mithril Platemail! |
| From: CHOCLAIR5 | Posted: 5/1/2003 3:48:38 PM | Message Detail |
| Today at the park I wasn't watching where I was going
and hit a tree XD --- Just the odd thing is Zelda is a like 35 year old man but, in the new game he looks like a 6 year old-DemonHunter007 AC Town:Guelph Name:Eric |
| From: Boingy | Posted: 5/1/2003 3:54:35 PM | Message Detail |
| i tried to drink a nail once when i had a can of soda in one hand and a nail in the other, it wasn't smart. |
| From: SuperSonicSeven | Posted: 5/1/2003 4:04:06 PM | Message Detail |
| Once me and my friend went outside to take the trash to the dumpster. Now, I have this really crappy doorknob, so when we come back I try opening the door and it wouldnt open. I said "Dude. It wont open." Then my friend tried. He said "Dude, did you lock it?". And I said "No, you were the last one out". After about 20 minutes I try opening the door again. I turned the knob MORE and it opened. When we got inside we both felt really retarded. |
| From: Howard | Posted: 5/1/2003 5:04:26 PM | Message Detail |
| bump! --- Elite in: 28 Days | Icon in: 328 Days [This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator] |
| From: SkullWarrior | Posted: 5/1/2003 6:22:52 PM | Message Detail |
| I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I sleepily woke
up, got out of bed, felt cold, jumped back into bed, and wondered why everything
was wet and smelling like piss. You can guess the rest. First time that
happened in about 5 years. >_< Also, after school, I was getting ready to leave, and I bent over to pick up my bag. My pants ripped straight down the center of my ass. I was somehow able to get home without anybody noticing (it takes me on average an hour and a half to go home via bus/metro). --- Who was president before Bill Clinton anyway? -My friend What was his name again... I think it was George Harrison. -My other friend |
| From: Red Wiz | Posted: 5/1/2003 6:32:36 PM | Message Detail |
| honestly, i don't know where to start... i commonly suffer from "brain farts" which is where for absolutely no reason at all (sometimes in mid speech) you forget everything you just said. --- One of the greatest sites of our time: www.geocities.com/lordelrond3/worms |
| From: Boingy | Posted: 5/1/2003 6:37:17 PM | Message Detail |
| oh yeah theres also a time i almost drank a gallon of milk in 20 mins, but i threw up the rest of the day and had bad diarea |
| From: joeyman9 | Posted: 5/1/2003 6:49:46 PM | Message Detail |
| I ran into a screen door once. knocked the door down using
only my nose. --- Damn your sig Ruzinus... |
| From: ddzIzzy84 | Posted: 5/1/2003 8:19:38 PM | Message Detail |
| After having a long conversation about butterknives, I
just yelled out to be funny "Don't make me bread your butter" It took me about 5 minutes to figure out why they were laughing so hard...-_- --- --Insert witty,imaginative sig here-- |
| From: ddzIzzy84 | Posted: 5/1/2003 8:21:57 PM | Message Detail |
| After a conversation about butterknives, I yelled out
'don't make me butter your bread'.......but what I didn't realise for about
5 minutes is I actually said "Don't make me bread your butter" eh...oops... |
| From: Scaled Wyrm | Posted: 5/1/2003 8:33:16 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh maybe 2 or so months ago I was falling asleep in
what I thought was the chair in my room. Happily dozing away if you will.
Suddenly I get a major boner. So not having pleasured myself in a few days
I say what the hell and unzipped my pants. Next thing I whip it out and
start to go at it for a second. I feel a tap on my shoulder. I open my eyes to discover I'm sitting in the middle of my Geometry class, and my friend next to me is tapping me. Trying to be sly, I try to quickly zip it up, but still being tired I forget that its hard, so as I try to zip up I zip my erection. Needless to say a few four letter words came out. Let's just say 'Hello Detention and Idiocy' I love this story :P --- "NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF THE CAKE"~Death |
| From: jcfreak920 | Posted: 5/1/2003 8:46:48 PM | Message Detail |
| I was riding in a car tired after school one day. I wanted
to lean my head up against the window. The window was open, though I didn't
know it. I leaned over. My head flipped out over the side of the car. Good times. --- <Insert random funny quote here> |
| From: so hey im new here | Posted: 5/1/2003 9:12:48 PM | Message Detail |
| Ok, this one is pretty bad, to me at least... For the longest time, I've liked this girl in my english class... anyways, we were talking, and she's soo hard on herself, you wouldn't believe it... anyways, she says something like 'no guys ever want to go out with me'.. and i pull out a smooth line, 'no, that's not true, i'd like to go out with you'... so anyways, she agrees, we plan to see "the Lizzy Maguire movie" on sunday cuz we're busy on friday and saturday, and that's what she wanted to see... well anyways, i told a few people about it, not many, like maybe 10 or so. Well, the next day, she tells me "we gotta talk", and tells me she wouldn't be comfortable going out on a date, she just likes me as a friend, etc. but she still wants to go to the movie, just bringing other people and stuff... so now, i'm stuck going to The Lizzy Maguire Movie, and I don't have any friends who're gonna come to it with me, they'd much rather just laugh at my predicament. Soooo yeah, we were going out for exactly *one* day, and this was my first g/f, if you could even call it that, more like just the first girl I ever asked out... anyways, now a lot more people know about it, and I'm stuck saying "Wow, I feel like an idiot." |
| From: CloudStrife23 | Posted: 5/1/2003 9:17:49 PM | Message Detail |
| Sometimes I >.>..<.<......nevermind. --- Lorrie got offended when I used the word puke, but to me that's what her dinner tasted like~(SNL Deep thoughts by: Jack Handy) |
| From: Howard | Posted: 5/2/2003 2:35:23 PM | Message Detail |
| bump!! --- Elite in: 27 Days | Icon in: 327 Days [This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator] |
| From: Saiyara | Posted: 5/2/2003 4:01:25 PM | Message Detail |
| My friend did this: You know thoes little popper things you throw on the ground around the 4th of july that, well, 'pop' when they make contact with the ground? My friend stuck one of thoes between her teeth and bit down. Hard. It wasn't pretty. --- ~Level 32: Legend~Elite Countdown: 74 Days~ ~03/04/03 Black LUEsday~INFO: 17 yrs, Female, 12th Grade~ |
| From: joeyman9 | Posted: 5/2/2003 7:54:37 PM | Message Detail |
| some people really do seem like idiots... --- Damn your sig Ruzinus... |
| From: Howard | Posted: 5/2/2003 8:03:52 PM | Message Detail |
| when this topic reaches 500, I want to create a Part II
of this... --- Elite in: 27 Days | Icon in: 327 Days [This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator] |
| From: minirafa1 | Posted: 5/2/2003 8:13:11 PM | Message Detail |
---From: Ashman Returns | Posted: 4/30/2003 4:00:45 AM | Message Detail Check the first page for this post... yeah! I told the girl that I'm in love with that I had a crush on her. I believe to have done something stupider: I told the girl that I'm in love with that I love her etc. But, she has a boyfriend. And I knew. But I still told her. exact same thing i said ;_; Or, go up to her and be all "Yea, I really like the way you" *KICK TO THE CROTCH AND PUNCH TO THE BOOB!!!!!!!!* She will never see it coming.-Kuros |
| From: mrCube | Posted: 5/2/2003 8:17:05 PM | Message Detail |
| One time I was making macaroni and was separating the
water from the macaroni... Well I forgot to hold the strainer over the sink
and poured boiling hot water all over my feet. --- "If there were a building that stood for grammatical integrity, this email would be the plane that crashed into it." - Maddox |
| From: joeyman9 | Posted: 5/2/2003 9:06:43 PM | Message Detail |
| my sister and her friend were whispering to eachother,
and I was close to them. so my sister whispers to her friend "Shh, my brother
is listening." then I said "No I'm not."... took me a few seconds to realize
what just happened. --- Damn your sig Ruzinus... |
| From: Nuclear Mosquito | Posted: 5/2/2003 9:27:24 PM | Message Detail |
| Hmm, where to start? I was sitting at the lunch table with my friends at college. I went to take a drink of my soda and pushed the straw up my nose... I tried to hang up our cordless phone in the refrigerator, in the cheesecake... --- In America, you don't have the right not to be offended. *Official Resident English Major (REM) of LUE* |
| From: Sharpsight | Posted: 5/2/2003 9:47:31 PM | Message Detail |
| On our way out of Star Wars 2 *spoiler* my friends and
I all shouted "YODA DIES!!!" I guess that was pretty stupid. *x2 spoiler* On our way out of that (just now) we were all like "WHY DID WOLVERINE DIE?!?!?!" --- Next time a girl tells me I'm like a brother to her, I'm gonna say, "How do you feel about incest?" -Simba Jones |
| From: Neff | Posted: 5/2/2003 9:48:24 PM | Message Detail |
| There's an old computer monitor on the living room floor.
I've bumped into it about 10 times this week. --- I ngelaidh dagrar! |
| From: MechPaul | Posted: 5/2/2003 9:54:52 PM | Message Detail |
| I remember one time I was making Macaroni & Cheese,
when, for some unbeknownst reason, I pulled out a hotpad and threw it onto
the gas stove. I panicked and screamed around the house yelling, "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!" Until my brother finally came out and threw the flaming hotpad into the sink and hosed it down. I still haven't lived that down. --- . )¯\/¯(.ECH¤|¯|)¯):¤AUL~Knight of Z-tack~¤ ('_(\/)_')ECH¤|_|¯ ¤¤AUL |
| From: Nuclear Mosquito | Posted: 5/2/2003 9:56:22 PM | Message Detail |
| This happened to one of my co-workers: I was working behind the desk at Shop-n-Save. My co-worker Peggy was there, and things were getting hectic. I'm helping a long string of customers, and she's answering phones. Someone called on one line, asking for a customer to be paged on the intercom. There were three other calls on different lines, and instead of answering them, Peggy grabs the intercom phone and starts with her little speech, "Thanks for calling Shop-n-Save, this is Peggy, how may I help you?" She gets about halfway through before she realizes what she did. --- In America, you don't have the right not to be offended. *Official Resident English Major (REM) of LUE* |
| From: kwestun | Posted: 5/2/2003 10:33:31 PM | Message Detail |
| My friend is really stupid... When he was a little kid, he thought that he could fly, so he jumped off this swing and flew headfirst into a palm tree. Needless to say his attempts to fly arournd it failed. Another time we were eating and grabbed a bottle of pickles and , without thinking, he drank it. oh, the memories... --- "And no, not half of LUE's topics are useless. Almost all of them are useful since they are funny or interesting." ~gostevie |