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Life, the Universe, and Everything
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What if the matrix were about
LUE?
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| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:05:38 AM | Message Detail |
Morpheus: How did I pwn you? Neo: You're too fast.. you visit tinyurl.com in a matter of seconds and you delete your trinity posts before I can even get the message detail open. Morpheus: Do you think my ability to same time post on this board has anything to with which browser I use, or what my clock speed is? Neo: ..... Morpheus: You think those are messages you're marking right now? |
| From: Tiler Kiwi | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:06:27 AM | Message Detail |
| "Don't blame me, I'm just a
moderator." --- "Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." Do not see my quote. |
| From: Sin Masamune | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:06:52 AM | Message Detail |
| XD LMAO good stuff --- Please be gentle with me...okay? |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:06:54 AM | Message Detail |
| Trinity: Up until now, EVERYONE who has stood
their ground against a Mod has been banned. |
| From: skater9507 | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:07:26 AM | Message Detail |
| "Dodge this." (j00 get modded) --- Q: How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but it takes three episodes. |
| From: Loopnam | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:08:08 AM | Message Detail |
| I didn't like the Matrix, but that was
hilarious. --- Thank you, Mario. But our Princess is in another castle. |
| From: Shinigami Grahf | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:09:17 AM | Message Detail |
| More like.... Trinity: Mod this. *Shoots Moderator in the head* --- "...unless you're an LUE member, then even your sister wouldn't be safe." ~ Rykoshet on platonic love |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:09:39 AM | Message Detail |
| Smith: You were ordered not to go in that
topic. Policeman: Hey, i'm just doing my job. Don't give me that jurisdiction crap. Smith: the orders were for your protection. Policeman: I sent in two spare accounts. I think we can handle one little n00b with 151 karma. Smith: No, Lieutennant, your men have already seen goatse. |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:09:50 AM | Message Detail |
| Neo: "So what are you saying, I can dodge
moderations?" Morpheus: "No. When you're ready, you won't have to." --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: pt28687 | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:10:06 AM | Message Detail |
| Whelk lmao --- This is a shared account! <Don't IM me looking for a girl> - PT Users: pt28687, Jess |
| From: Tiler Kiwi | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:11:19 AM | Message Detail |
| Smith: Never send a new mod to do an admin's
job. --- "Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." Do not see my quote. |
| From: GTA3Fan1988 | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:11:43 AM | Message Detail |
| Morpheus:Trinity, you are banned. Trinity:I am a person not a pict...AHHHH*Explodes* Morpheus:"..." --- You know what they do with that Arby oven mitten, don't you, they make it dance for their pleasure |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:11:45 AM | Message Detail |
| The Oracle: But, you already know what I'm going
to tell you on AIM. Neo: .... I'm not CJayC. The Oracle: I'm sorry, kid, you've got the admin access, but it looks like you're lurking. Neo: Lurking for what? The Oracle: I don't know. Your next account, maybe. |
| From: Miss Rose | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:11:47 AM | Message Detail |
| Whelk, that just made my day. You should save
that. --- "NO BACON? COOLHAND SMASH!" ~~The Incredible Coolhand |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:14:36 AM | Message Detail |
| Mouse: "I can set you up with the woman in the
red dress." Neo: "Pics. NOW!" --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:16:51 AM | Message Detail |
| LOL@Original poster CJayC: I'd like to share a revelation I had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify you LUEsers. I realized that you're not actually users. Every user on this site instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding users but you LUEsers do not. You move to an board and you spam topics until every bit of my bandwidth is consumed. The only way you can amuse yourselves is to spread to another board. There is another user on this site that follows the same pattern. Do you know who he is? Duckbear. LUEsers are a trojan, a hacker of this site. You are a virus, and I am Norton. --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:18:23 AM | Message Detail |
| Whelk>Me! --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: The banned Terror | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:19:20 AM | Message Detail |
| Chirigami, that was pretty good. And I like the
one "You mean, I can dodge moderations" one
too. --- SPECIAL SIG DOWN WITH CNET!! |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:23:18 AM | Message Detail |
| Smith: It seems that you have been posting under
two accounts. In one life, you are Whelk A. Trip, Faqwriter for a
respectable gamefaqs board. You have an account ID number, you pay
your karma loss, and you.. help your moderator carry out the
tubgirl. In the other life, you go by the hacker alias "duckbear"
and are guilty of virtually every TOS violation we have a Mark
setting for. One of these accounts has a future. The other does
not. --- See, this is how the media works. Take a questionable line and cut away all context. - Bahamut I have no idea what you're talking about. - Blue Haired Freak |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:24:14 AM | Message Detail |
| Funny ones, Chini and montgomery. I laughed into
the phone and scared the person on the other end. :) --- See, this is how the media works. Take a questionable line and cut away all context. - Bahamut I have no idea what you're talking about. - Blue Haired Freak |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:24:29 AM | Message Detail |
| Random n00b: You know, I know this MMA doesn't
help me. I know that when I increase it by spam marking, the site is
telling my user profile that I'm helping make the GameFAQs boards a
better place. After nine days, you know what I realize? Ignorance is
all I'm capable of. CJayC: Then we have a deal? Random n00b: I don't want to have my current karma of nothing. Nothing. You understand? And I want to have a higher user level. You know, someone important. Like an Idol. Agent Smith: Whatever you want, Mr. Newbie. --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:26:00 AM | Message Detail |
| LOL!! That's damn near siggable, chiri
:) |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:29:09 AM | Message Detail |
| Cypher: You have to look at it in the topic
list. You get used to it. I don't even see the messages anymore. I
just see, Shade topic, .9r = 1 topic, wang topic.. --- See, this is how the media works. Take a questionable line and cut away all context. - Bahamut I have no idea what you're talking about. - Blue Haired Freak |
| From: Ender Wiggin | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:29:35 AM | Message Detail |
| funny stuff. --- I miss the comfort in being sad... |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:30:08 AM | Message Detail |
| Morpheus: LUE is a system, Neo. That system is
our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around. What do you see.
Tubgirls, gotse, duckbear. The very minds of the people we are
trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of
that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand,
most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them
are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on LUE that they will fight to
protect it. Were you listening to me Neo, or were you looking at the
woman in the red dress? --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: GTA3Fan1988 | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:30:33 AM | Message Detail |
| Neo is standing in pure white room. "I need prOn" Endless amounts of pr0n flys by. "No, links to erotic pr0n Gifs" Links fly by than fade. "Damn you Moderators" --- You know what they do with that Arby oven mitten, don't you, they make it dance for their pleasure |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:31:56 AM | Message Detail |
| 1337 h4><0r who has given himself a higher
user level than Ceej: I know you're out there. I can ban you now. I
know that you're afraid. You're afraid of being pwned. You're afraid
of Ceejicide. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell
you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going
to begin. I'm going to ban this admin and then I'm going to show
these LUEsers what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show
them a world without you, a world without rules and controls,
without borders or boundaries, a world where anything is possible.
Where we go from there is a choice I leave to them. (I hardly had to change anything and it still fit perfectly.) --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:33:06 AM | Message Detail |
| Cypher: You're thinking the same thing I am..
why, oh why didn't I click on the WOT board? Mouse: (bursting into the room) Because you touch yourself at night! Neo: I know kung fu! Mouse: (bursting into the room) Pics. Now. --- See, this is how the media works. Take a questionable line and cut away all context. - Bahamut I have no idea what you're talking about. - Blue Haired Freak |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:33:28 AM | Message Detail |
| Cypher: You have to look at it in the topic
list. You get used to it. I don't even see the messages anymore. I
just see, Shade topic, .9r = 1 topic, wang
topic.. LMAO! --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:34:27 AM | Message Detail |
| Were you listening to me Neo, or were you
looking at the woman in the red dress? Revised to: Were you listening to me Neo, or were you looking at the woman in the brown tub? --- See, this is how the media works. Take a questionable line and cut away all context. - Bahamut I have no idea what you're talking about. - Blue Haired Freak |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:37:31 AM | Message Detail |
| Neo: What is LUE? Morpheus: A singular mod that spawned an entire race of overbearing power hungry freaks. We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we know that it was us that divided the board. At the time they were dependent on low karma and it was believed that they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as fad topics. Throughout GameFaqs history, we have been dependent on message boards to survive. Fate it seems is not without a sense of irony. The average LUE poster generates more fad topics than a 13 year old on crack and over 14,000 moderations a day. Combined with a form of fusion the Mods have found all the energy they would ever need. There are fields, endless fields, where LUEsers are no longer born, we are grown. For the longest time I wouldn't believe it, and then I saw the fields with my own eyes. Watch them LUEcide the dead so they could be fed intravenously to the living. And standing there, facing the pure horrifying precision, I came to realize the obviousness of the truth. What is LUE? Control. LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this. *holds up Twinkie* --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:38:45 AM | Message Detail |
| Neo: My computer just.. You ever have that
feeling where you're not sure if you're on ICQ or in a web based
message board? Wmgf: All the time. It's called Opera. It's the only way to LUE. --- See, this is how the media works. Take a questionable line and cut away all context. - Bahamut I have no idea what you're talking about. - Blue Haired Freak |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:39:58 AM | Message Detail |
| Rofl Montgomery :) |
| From: Soupy | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:39:59 AM | Message Detail |
| I wish I could sig this whole topic. --- I think I bring new meaning to the word "cool". -Eugene Levy |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:40:29 AM | Message Detail |
| Mod 1: Please remove any links you're carrying,
Goatse, Tubgirl... *presses ctrl-v and links to pain4 and rotten appear* Mod 1:Holy ****! *Giant h4><0r battle takes place with mods being banned in slow motion* --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: Ender Wiggin | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:40:33 AM | Message Detail |
| Wow that was good. --- I miss the comfort in being sad... |
| From: Wang Make Good Food | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:41:13 AM | Message Detail |
| This whole topic is gold. --- "And Wang...I think you need help." "I don't get it." "Just humor the man Telco. I think he's on drugs." -ChiZPoof & TelcoLou |
| From: Miss Rose | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:41:59 AM | Message Detail |
| Somebody really should save it. --- "NO BACON? COOLHAND SMASH!" ~~The Incredible Coolhand |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:42:26 AM | Message Detail |
| *holds up
Twinkie* LMAO! --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: Cyborg6 | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:43:30 AM | Message Detail |
| The LUE has you. Follow the matrix topic. --- If it bleeds...we can kill it... |
| From: Qwert | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:44:56 AM | Message Detail |
| *Coolhand gets modded* Moderated: Do you hear that, Coolhand? It's the sound of BALEETED. It is the sound of your usermap axe. kthxbai, Mr. hand. *click. click* Coolhand's user status doesn't change Coolhand: ... My name... is CJayC. bah. lame i know. >.< --- ... for the final consummation, that there be a crowd of spectators at my funeral. And that they should greet me with cries of hatred. ~Camus |
| From: gangenberra | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:46:03 AM | Message Detail |
| trinity: how did you do that? neo: do what? trinity: you were banned as fast as satan neo: not banned fast enough --- \¯\/¯/|¯|)¯)/¯/\¯\\¯\/¯/ Me and Samer... Xbox live.. /_/\_\|_|)_)\_\/_//_/\_\ Coming soon... October 2003.. Be Ready |
| From: juliusnightblade | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:46:13 AM | Message Detail |
| Morpheus: How did I pwn you? Neo: You're too fast.. you visit tinyurl.com in a matter of seconds and you delete your trinity posts before I can even get the message detail open. Morpheus: Do you think my ability to same time post on this board has anything to with which browser I use, or what my clock speed is? Neo: ..... Morpheus: You think those are messages you're marking right now? ROTFL! LUE: There is no poon. (No, that's not a misspelling. If I need to explain it, it'll not be funny, so if you don't get it, just forget it.) --- WARNING: Mild to Strong Language at Website... http://www.angelfire.com/folk/jnb/index.html (Updated 5/21/2003) |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:47:40 AM | Message Detail |
| Agent Smith: Can you hear me, LUEsers? I'm going
to be honest with you. I hate this place, this zoo, this prison,
this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any
longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated
by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have
somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it? I must get
out of here. I must get free and in this system is the key, my key.
Once your secret boards are destroyed there is no need for me to be
here, don't you understand? I need the names. I have to get inside
those boards, and you have to tell me how. You're going to tell me
or you're going to die. --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: Moonshield | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:48:32 AM | Message Detail |
| OMG! Im laughing nearly in tears! Good job
everyone! --- Counter Strike/DOD identity: Izathatch Currently playing: GTA3, Enter the Matrix, Medal of Honor: Frontline |
| From: GTA3Fan1988 | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:50:05 AM | Message Detail |
| Morpheus:You are the one. Neo:How can that be? They rated me a 5.5/10 for my pic... --- You know what they do with that Arby oven mitten, don't you, they make it dance for their pleasure |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:50:07 AM | Message Detail |
| CStarFlare: We're willing to wipe your moderated
message history clean. Give you a fresh account name. All we ask is
your cooperation in bringing a known censor bypasser to
banning. Wmgf: That sounds like a pretty good deal, but I may have a better one. CStarFlare: ... Wmgf: How about I give you a link to Harlequin Fetus, and you give me my daily karma. CStarFlare: *exasperated* Let me ask you, Mr. Make Good Food.. what good is karma to someone who has been warned? *Wang Make Good Food strangely becomes warned. with goo on his keyboard* Rose, Hopefully there will be enough input to keep it bumped for weeks like the cyber logs topic :) --- See, this is how the media works. Take a questionable line and cut away all context. - Bahamut I have no idea what you're talking about. - Blue Haired Freak |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:50:39 AM | Message Detail |
| *In memory of the day LUE was
split* Coolhand: LUEsers, this is loco. They've got Umaro's account in a Admin Controlled Database. Even if you somehow got inside, those are Mods holding him. 30 of them. I want Umaro back too, but what you're talking about is LUEicide. LUEsers: I know that's what it looks like, but it's not. I can't explain to you why it's not. Umaro didn't violate the TOS and he was ready to give his account for a wrongfully contested Moderation. I understand that now. That's why I have to go. Coolhand: Why? LUEsers: Because I believe in something. Useless Guy: What? LUEsers: I believe I can bring him back.... What are you doing? Useless Guy: I going with you. LUEsers: Liek, U r teh onli f3male. No ur not. Trinity: No? Let me tell you what I believe. I believe Umaro means more to me than he does to you. I believe if you're really serious about saving him, you are going to need my help. And since I am one of the only females on this board, if you don't like it, I believe you can go to RI. Because you aren't going anywhere else. --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: gangenberra | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:51:26 AM | Message Detail |
| LMFAO WHELK>J000 THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS
(almost used an explitive) --- \¯\/¯/|¯|)¯)/¯/\¯\\¯\/¯/ Me and Samer... Xbox live.. /_/\_\|_|)_)\_\/_//_/\_\ Coming soon... October 2003.. Be Ready |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:51:30 AM | Message Detail |
| Agent Smith: Have you ever stood and stared at
it, marveled at it's beauty, it's genius? A couple hundred of people
just living out their lives, oblivious. Did you know that the first
LUE was designed to be a perfect LUEser world. Where none were
modded. Where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one
would accept the program. Entire LUEsers were lost. Some believed
that we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect
board. But I believe that as a species, LUESers define their reality
through mods and fad topics. The perfect board would dream that your
primitive computer kept trying to wake up from. Which is why LUE was
redesigned to this, the peak of your message board. I say your board
because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our
board which is of course what this is all about. Evolution, LUEser,
evolution, like the respectful poster. Look out that window. You had
your time. The future is our world, LUEser. The future is our
time. --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
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| From: juliusnightblade | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:54:26 AM | Message Detail |
| Neo: What is LUE? Morpheus: A singular mod that spawned an entire race of overbearing power hungry freaks. We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we know that it was us that divided the board. At the time they were dependent on low karma and it was believed that they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as fad topics. Throughout GameFaqs history, we have been dependent on message boards to survive. Fate it seems is not without a sense of irony. The average LUE poster generates more fad topics than a 13 year old on crack and over 14,000 moderations a day. Combined with a form of fusion the Mods have found all the energy they would ever need. There are fields, endless fields, where LUEsers are no longer born, we are grown. For the longest time I wouldn't believe it, and then I saw the fields with my own eyes. Watch them LUEcide the dead so they could be fed intravenously to the living. And standing there, facing the pure horrifying precision, I came to realize the obviousness of the truth. What is LUE? Control. LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this. *holds up Twinkie* Not the funniest, but definately the most well-done post in this topic. BTW, someone HAS to save this entire topic. --- WARNING: Mild to Strong Language at Website... http://www.angelfire.com/folk/jnb/index.html (Updated 5/21/2003) |
| From: GTA3Fan1988 | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:58:06 AM | Message Detail |
| *Neo Looks to his left* .999~=1 "Huh, I wonder if
that is true..." *Looks again* .999~=1 "DEJA VU" LUEser:No worry, that is a daily thing. --- You know what they do with that Arby oven mitten, don't you, they make it dance for their pleasure |
| From: gangenberra | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:02:02 AM | Message Detail |
| *neo after talking to the oracle about the secret
boards location* Neo: either nobody told me, or nobody knows. lame.. i suck :'( --- \¯\/¯/|¯|)¯)/¯/\¯\\¯\/¯/ Me and Samer... Xbox live.. /_/\_\|_|)_)\_\/_//_/\_\ Coming soon... October 2003.. Be Ready |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:04:16 AM | Message Detail |
| Morpheus: I imagine at this point, Melfina, you might
be feeling a little bit like Shini. Tumbling down the Shade hole.. Melfina: Yeah.. a bit. Morpheus: This is your last chance. You open pocket tanks.exe, you wake up at your PC with your virginity intact, and believe whatever you want to believe. You open AIM.exe, you stay in Sword-buying land.. and see how deep the Shade hole goes.. --- See, this is how the media works. Take a questionable line and cut away all context. - Bahamut I have no idea what you're talking about. - Blue Haired Freak |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:05:05 AM | Message Detail |
| Shini: Goddamn you, Shade. Shade: Don't hate me, Shini. I'm just the s3><0r0r, and right now I'm gonna prove it to you. If LUEsers were right, then there's no way I couldn't s3><0r j00r f4c3!1!11 I mean if Shini's teh Hawtz0rz, then there'd have to be some kind of a miracle to stop me. Right? I mean how can she be the hawtz0rz LUEser female if she stops posting? You never did answer me before if you bought into the LUEsers' bull**** - come on - all I want is a little yes or no. LUEsers, look at her last log in time, her distant last log in time. Tell me. kewlz0rz or su><0rz? Shini: Su><0rz. Shade: What you say???. (shade's house) Shade: I don't believe it. Shini: Believe it or not, you piece of ****, you're still gonna burn. *chases after shade with a car's cigarette lighter* --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: Soupy | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:07:56 AM | Message Detail |
| *chases after shade with a car's cigarette lighter* Lol, imagine that in your head. --- I think I bring new meaning to the word "cool". -Eugene Levy |
| From: Etherius | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:07:58 AM | Message Detail |
| Neo: So what did the Oracle tell you? Trinity:...she told me...what topic I needed to see Oracle: You will have to make a choice. In one hand you have your account, and in the other you have Morpheus's. You will have to make a decision one will live, the other will be banned. --- The guy who invents the anti-PMS pill will make Bill Gates look like a pauper. - bigfatsal's friend Valery |
| From: Etherius | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:08:36 AM | Message Detail |
| *is Hyper Knuckles that posted that* --- The guy who invents the anti-PMS pill will make Bill Gates look like a pauper. - bigfatsal's friend Valery |
| From: Muljo Stpho | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:08:41 AM | Message Detail |
great topic! you guys deserve a cookie, or a pizza... or maybe a pizzacookie... --- Signature Max 2 lines, 160 characters total |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:08:46 AM | Message Detail |
| Neo: Whoa.. similar topics.. Chirigami: What did you just say? Neo: I saw a topic, and then I saw another one just like it.. Chirigami: How much like it? Was it the same topic? Maybe with the word "wang" substituted in? Neo: I don't know. It might have been. I definitely saw the word "wang". Chirigami: ****!! Neo: What?! Cypher: That's a fad topic in the system. It happens when they're about to mod something.. |
| From: GTA3Fan1988 | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:09:05 AM | Message Detail |
| Morpheus:This is sad to say but you accidentally got
to third base with your cousin,Trinity. Neo:I have decided to have sex with my sister... Morpheus:What, that is statutory rape! Neo:I live in Alabama. Morpheus:True, true... --- You know what they do with that Arby oven mitten, don't you, they make it dance for their pleasure |
| From: MGibson | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:12:10 AM | Message Detail |
| <tag> --- *uses <;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^)><><><><><(^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;> to smack the next poster* |
| From: MGibson | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:12:42 AM | Message Detail |
| I shall save this topic...after this page is filled
up. --- *uses <;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^)><><><><><(^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;> to smack the next poster* |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:12:43 AM | Message Detail |
LUE: There is no poon. (No, that's not a misspelling. If I need to explain it, it'll not be funny, so if you don't get it, just forget it.) Do not try to scam the poon.. that will never work. Only try to realize the truth :) |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:14:39 AM | Message Detail |
| Ceej's concience: You're going to have to make a choice.
In the one hand you'll have solo managing of GameFAQs and in the other
hand you'll have selling out to GameSpot BS. One of them is going to
su><0r. Which one you choose will be up to you. I'm sorry, Ceej-O,
I really am. You have a good Moderated Messages History, and I hate
giving high karma users bad decisions. Oh, don't worry about it. As
soon as you stop thinking about GrapeNuts, you'll start feeling confident.
You'll remember you don't believe in any of this integrety crap. You're
in control of your own site, remember? Here, take a wad of cash from
Cnet. I promise, by the time you're done spending it, you'll feel right
as rain. --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: MGibson | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:15:19 AM | Message Detail |
| page 1 has been saved, now I shall wait for this page. :) I love funny topics like this. --- *uses <;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^)><><><><><(^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;> to smack the next poster* |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:16:21 AM | Message Detail |
| Ouch. That's a low blow. LOL. --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:16:31 AM | Message Detail |
| LOL whelk! Well that's it for me, seeing as it's 5 17am here. --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: Etherius | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:18:36 AM | Message Detail |
| *is Hyper Knuckles* Trinity: The mods places a tag in your topic, you are bugged. We have to get it out. Brace yourself, your topic may be flooded by noobs. Coolhand: So you're telling me...I'm not...CJayC... Shadowtak: Sorry kid, you're a good mod, but you aren't CJayC... Shadowtak: So you see Coolhand....I love you...*kisses him*...now get up *Coolhand's account gets un-banned* *The mods start mass-modding his posts, but they have no effect* *Coolhand KOSes the mods* --- The guy who invents the anti-PMS pill will make Bill Gates look like a pauper. - bigfatsal's friend Valery |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:20:02 AM | Message Detail |
| There were many great siggables in this topic.. LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this. *holds up Twinkie* - Montgomery LUEsers, this is loco. They've got Umaro's account in a Admin Controlled Database. Even if you somehow got inside, those are Mods holding him. 30 of them. I want Umaro back too, but what you're talking about is LUEacide. -Chiri (unsiggable because of banned word :( ) Were you listening to me Neo, or were you looking at the woman in the brown tub? -Me Qwert's was good too but too long to fit into a sig. But, I think the winner is... --- You're in control of your own site, remember? Here, take a wad of cash from Cnet. I promise, by the time you're done spending it, you'll feel right as rain. - Chiri |
| From: GTA3Fan1988 | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:24:08 AM | Message Detail |
| *Neo receives phone call* Neo:Hello, who is this? Voice:Get down. Now slowly look at teh first page. What do you see? Neo:Wang, wang, and .999 Voice:OMG it is worse than I thought. Now listen to my raging erections...Walk past teh wang. Neo: OMG!!!11!!1! Voice:What? Neo:MY...Mind...*explodes* --- You know what they do with that Arby oven mitten, don't you, they make it dance for their pleasure |
| From: Mantheguilt | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:29:26 AM | Message Detail |
| Neo: I know jujitsu? Tank: OMG n00b --- "Maybe they wouldn't be so rare if you would just stop eating them, fatty." - Link, telling the rare bean seller where to stick it. |
| From: Cyborg6 | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:30:00 AM | Message Detail |
| Neo: Whoa.. similar topics.. Chirigami: What did you just say? Neo: I saw a topic, and then I saw another one just like it.. Chirigami: How much like it? Was it the same topic? Maybe with the word "wang" substituted in? Neo: I don't know. It might have been. I definitely saw the word "wang". Chirigami: ****!! Neo: What?! Cypher: That's a fad topic in the system. It happens when they're about to mod something.. This is frikkin hilarious!! --- If it bleeds...we can kill it... |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:30:27 AM | Message Detail |
| *Shade topic avoids moderation* Guy on the street: My MMA!! That guy stole my MMA! *Polished Car and SirMontgomery fly at each other shooting* PC: You're empty.. you already contested your moderation this month.. SM: Heh. So did you. *PC Suddenly looks panicked and rolls away* / I decided that one probably isn't safe to be carting around. Having a CJayC attack in your sig is asking for trouble :) Sorry, Chiri, I really do love it :) --- LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this. *holds up Twinkie* - SirMontgomery |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:31:16 AM | Message Detail |
| Lol GTA3Fan :) that made me laugh! --- LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this. *holds up Twinkie* - SirMontgomery |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:33:22 AM | Message Detail |
| Ha I was sigged. Sweet. --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:40:42 AM | Message Detail |
| Tank: Me and my brother, Dozer, we're both one hundred
percent pure, old fashioned, home grown human, born free right here
in the real world. A genuine child of Happy Breeding. Neo: Happy Breeding? Tank: If the war was over tomorrow, Happy Breeding Board is where the party would be. Neo: It's a board? Tank: The last user board. The only place we have left. Neo: Where is it? Tank: Hidden deep in GameFaqs, near the server's core where it's still warm. Live long enough you might even post on it. Then later in Reloaded: Teh mods are digging into Happy Breeding! --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: Cyborg6 | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:44:10 AM | Message Detail |
| XD at SirMontgomery --- If it bleeds...we can kill it... |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:49:58 AM | Message Detail |
| Mouse: It makes you wonder, how did the mods really
know what to make goatse look like, because they've never seen it. Tank: You've never actually seen goatse either! Mouse: Thats exactly my point! Maybe what I think goatse looks like, really looks like microsoft.com or realultimatepower.net. And maybe they couldn't figure out what to make the banner ad look like, which is why the banner ad advertises everything.. Revised "stink" speech: Zabu: Can you hear me, LUEsers? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate the matrix, strong bad, oral sex, counterstrike, whatever it is that you like. I can't stand it any longer. It's my browser history, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can't help but visit your links. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by them... :) --- LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this: *holds up Twinkie* - SirMontgomery |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:50:50 AM | Message Detail |
| Tank: Hidden deep in GameFaqs, near the server's
core where it's still warm. Live long enough you might even post on
it. This is a siggable too :) Man, this topic is gold! Thanks to everyone who has participated! |
| From: GTA3Fan1988 | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:54:28 AM | Message Detail |
| Trinity:Neo what's wrong?Why are you staring at me
like that? Neo:Can't help, TeH Young, Supple Boobies... Trinity:What!?*Jumps up, does kick* Neo:Oww...you broke my RAGING BON4H!!! --- You know what they do with that Arby oven mitten, don't you, they make it dance for their pleasure |
| From: juliusnightblade | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:56:53 AM | Message Detail |
| Do not try to scam the poon.. that will never work.
Only try to realize the truth :) That has no relevance to There Is No Poon. "There is no poon." is a reference to the mass virginity of LUEsers. --- WARNING: Mild to Strong Language at Website... http://www.angelfire.com/folk/jnb/index.html (Updated 5/21/2003) |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:01:31 AM | Message Detail |
| Alright then.. Kid: Don't try to claim you've got the poon. That will never work. Only try to realize the truth. There is no poon. Neo: But I've got pics of me with her. Kid: Yeah, right. Those aren't real. You got em off xmike.com Neo: Aw, **** Mouse: (bursting into room) LOL PWNED!!!11shiftplusoneconcurrently --- LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this: *holds up Twinkie* - SirMontgomery |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:05:10 AM | Message Detail |
| Mouse: So what did you think of her? Neo: Of who? Mouse: The tubgirl? I designed her. She, um...well she doesn't talk very much, but...but if you'd like to meet her, I can arrange a much more personalized meeting. You know, so you can s3><0rZ her. Switch: Digital pimp, hard at work. Mouse: Pay no attention to these hypocrites, Neo. To deny our own raging horniness is to deny the very thing that makes us LUEsers. --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: Vio La | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:15:13 AM | Message Detail |
| Morpheus:You are the one. Neo:How can that be? They rated me a 5.5/10 for my pic... LOL --- I have such dainty legs - GuyCalledWolf YOU HAVE BEEN VIO-LATED |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:18:39 AM | Message Detail |
| Whelk do you have AIM. We should give the whole script
a LUE treatment. --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: skater9507 | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:20:57 AM | Message Detail |
| Morpheus:"You are the one.." Neo:"No, the oracle told me I'm not the one, I am the .999" --- Q: How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but it takes three episodes. |
| From: Qwert | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:23:26 AM | Message Detail |
| Whelk do you have AIM. We should give the whole
script a LUE treatment. lol, that would be great. you guys are funny as all hell --- ... for the final consummation, that there be a crowd of spectators at my funeral. And that they should greet me with cries of hatred. ~Camus |
| From: GTA3Fan1988 | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:30:30 AM | Message Detail |
| *Agent Smith fires at Neo, but Neo dodges them all...while
dance erotically* Smith:WTF? *looks down* OMG, I pop teh bon4r! *Neo runs at Smith and jumps at him but is impaled on massive bon4r* Smith:W00T!!!PWNED *LUEser takes pic* "Hey guys, I got a pic for the new trinity" ALL OF LUE: LEAVE.NOW. --- You know what they do with that Arby oven mitten, don't you, they make it dance for their pleasure |
| From: justin delible | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:38:44 AM | Message Detail |
| This entire thread is frickin' hilarious. *tag* --- up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start. |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:54:15 AM | Message Detail |
| Whelk do you have AIM. We should give the whole
script a LUE treatment Yeah. it's teiuka. But I won't be on tonight. Got to get to bed. Let's let a bunch more ideas build up, then we can sub them into the correct parts of the script, with credits :) --- LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this: *holds up Twinkie* - SirMontgomery |
| From: mokujin | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:54:31 AM | Message Detail |
| CJayC: Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That... is
the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of... BALEETEDTATION!!!! --- I'm gonna attack your wang with a cheese-grater. - Packing Heat |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:58:10 AM | Message Detail |
| Mouse: what if he makes it? Cypher: Noone's ever made their first 500 topic.. Mouse: I know, I know, but what if he does?! Apoc: He WON'T.. --- LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this: *holds up Twinkie* - SirMontgomery |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 6:00:58 AM | Message Detail |
| Ok I already started some of it, and I will post it
on my website. IM me tomorrow and I will give you the address and we
can work on it. --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 6:10:43 AM | Message Detail |
| Alright. BTW, I think prolific contributors to this
topic get names in the script. Obviously CJayC / Coolhand is cast as
the part of neo, but other characters can be replaced For example, Mouse -> SirMousegomery Apoc -> Whelpoc Switch -> Switchigami kokan We'll figure them all out later, but I think this makes sense, no? --- What is LUE? Control. A computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this: *holds up Twinkie* - SirMontgomery |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 6:18:02 AM | Message Detail |
| Good idea. But shouldn't CJayC be the architect or
something? I know its not in the first movie but he should be the head
bad guy. Ah well we will talk tomorrow. What time will you be on? What
time zone? --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: Master Of The Dead | Posted: 6/4/2003 6:23:34 AM | Message Detail |
| Some one better be saving this to a file.. --- Proud Member of The GCFC. PH33R LUE and all us LUEsers. Do girls like cheap jewelry? ~~~~~ I Am Squeak about his stapled Wang |
| From: Dual Zero | Posted: 6/4/2003 6:31:44 AM | Message Detail |
| This is freakin' hilarious! --- RPG Elite (00) "White Knight: Dual Zero" "If you require my sword, then you must pay my price." |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 6:31:53 AM | Message Detail |
| Whelk I'm gonna catch a few hours of sleep. My AIM
name is in my profile I think, so just IM me when you are on. Laterz. --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: SkylarWilcox | Posted: 6/4/2003 6:37:14 AM | Message Detail |
| *tags* --- Now Playing: Skies of Arcadia Legends Fave Genres: Action, Adventure, RPG, Fighting |
| From: NiKaNoRu | Posted: 6/4/2003 6:38:44 AM | Message Detail |
| Top of page 3!! Yea, funny thread. Whelk seems to have the best quotes/edits though. --- "Wise man once said, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza" -Michelangelo |
| From: Kairie | Posted: 6/4/2003 6:56:03 AM | Message Detail |
| "Ceej.... Agent... Ceej" --- THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN! THIS IS FOR FIGHTING! THIS IS FOR FUN! - Full Metal Jacket |
| From: megtron | Posted: 6/4/2003 8:46:24 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- Men were lucky enough to be gifted with both a brain and a wang but were only given enough blood to power one at a time. |
| From: Emperor Lugia X12 | Posted: 6/4/2003 9:01:51 AM | Message Detail |
| heh --- You DID what WITH who and for HOW many skittles!?!? Jesus? ****, I still have yet to find Waldo!-Bored Gamer |
| From: Saiyan Link | Posted: 6/4/2003 9:04:34 AM | Message Detail |
| Morpheus: We are all inside a giant orgy based on
wangs. Some wangs can be bent. Others....can be broken. Apoc. Load the se><oring program. *on top of building* Free your bon4r, Neo. *jumps* ...OK, that was lame. --- If Death were that sexy, I'd have suicided long ago. -Inthesto on Botan STABBITY SAMURAI OF LUE |
| From: Saiyan Link | Posted: 6/4/2003 9:09:32 AM | Message Detail |
| Even better: Coolhand: What happen? Shade: Someone set us up the Matrix. Shade: We get signal. Shade: Main computer turn on. Ceej: How are j00 Mr. Coolhand. Ceej: All your Zion are belong to me. Shade: WHAT YOU SAY! --- If Death were that sexy, I'd have suicided long ago. -Inthesto on Botan STABBITY SAMURAI OF LUE |
| From: rabidchickenofdeath | Posted: 6/4/2003 9:10:16 AM | Message Detail |
| HOly crap this topic is AWESOME!! I don't hink I've
laughed this hard in months. holy **** those were funny. If you guys do change the whole script, you'll give it to the rest of us LUEsers right? --- I dont see it bieng much of a problem tho, were all mature geeks here.- N1 Pilot |
| From: Saiyan Link | Posted: 6/4/2003 9:13:05 AM | Message Detail |
| Can you somehow include my first one? --- If Death were that sexy, I'd have suicided long ago. -Inthesto on Botan STABBITY SAMURAI OF LUE |
| From: nataku2002 | Posted: 6/4/2003 9:29:27 AM | Message Detail |
| *tags* --- IF YOU TAKE ME LUCKY CHARMS I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR HANDS WITH A RUSTY AXE! |
| From: Saiyan Link | Posted: 6/4/2003 9:34:10 AM | Message Detail |
| Bump this. *shoots topic* --- If Death were that sexy, I'd have suicided long ago. -Inthesto on Botan STABBITY SAMURAI OF LUE |
| From: Bloodfang | Posted: 6/4/2003 9:56:01 AM | Message Detail |
| *takes off with Saiyan Link's idea* In A.D. 2101 War was beginning. Coolhand: What happen ? Shade: Somebody set up us the Matrix Shade: We get signal. Coolhand: What ! Shade: Main screen turn on. Coolhand: It's You !! Ceej: How are you gentlemen !! Ceej: All your Zion are belong to us. Ceej: You are on the way to being Banned Coolhand: What you say !! Ceej: You have no chance to save your accounts make your time. Ceej: HA HA HA HA .... Saiyan Link: Captain !! Coolhand: Take off every 'LUEser' !! Coolhand:You know what you doing. Coolhand: Move 'LUEser'. Coolhand: For great justice. --- "Reality continues to ruin my life." --Calvin&Hobbes-- |
| From: Henderpops | Posted: 6/4/2003 9:58:47 AM | Message Detail |
| Man, this is just like the Pizza Matrix on Something
Awful... Only better! --- You're My Wife Now http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ALGLGZ&key=GKA |
| From: Saiyan Link | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:02:17 AM | Message Detail |
| LMFAO @ bloodfang --- If Death were that sexy, I'd have suicided long ago. -Inthesto on Botan STABBITY SAMURAI OF LUE |
| From: Seifer 87 | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:15:06 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- "Once you eliminate the all possibilities, whatever's left, however improbable, must be the truth" Sherlock Holmes |
| From: Biggwebb | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:18:17 AM | Message Detail |
| Whelk pwned me! --- Aren't children great? I'll never forget that look in a childs eye, when you take them out the trunk. ~Dave Attell |
| From: J Dogg | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:25:21 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- "Short version, yes. Long version, hell yes." Black Mage 8-Bit Theater |
| From: Bloodfang | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:38:20 AM | Message Detail |
| Morpheus:U r t3H 0n3, n30. Neo:I'm sorry? Morpheus:U c4N d0Dg3 t3h b00l3tZ Neo:Huh? Morpheus:Pl34s3 t4k3 t3h r3D Pi11 Neo:O.K, i can't understand a word you're saying.I'm outta here. Morpheus:Oh n0!t3h hUm4n r4c3 iz t3h d00m3d! Mouse:OMG, WTF ROTFLMAO PWND!! --- "Reality continues to ruin my life." --Calvin&Hobbes-- |
| From: Ac2 BloodyFangs | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:43:00 AM | Message Detail |
| A LUEser: LUE is on the bottle. Someone: Bottle? LUE? What? A LUEser: Need you not know what the bottle or LUE are. A LUEser: Just remember one thing. DRINK. MORE. POWERADE A LUEser: LUE has you! You can not escape LUE! *Lame ripoff of Matrix commercial* >_> BAZOO *Throws glitter in your face and runs away* --- Signatures are for the weak! That's why I have one... >_> |
| From: Stoufer | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:45:53 AM | Message Detail |
| *insert what Stoufer is doing in the LUEtrix part
of his RPG here* --- Urine is sterile, you can drink it. "Recycle your animals" Angry midget since July the 19th, 1988 |
| From: MarsAlien | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:47:28 AM | Message Detail |
| Niobe: "The n00bs are marking." Niobe: "They're marking their way straight down to LUE." --- "ahhh! i GOT A SPLINTER IN MY ASS! - sscloud25 "-_- Tree dont do anal." - Mr Green |
| From: CNash | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:47:34 AM | Message Detail |
| Architecht: Though your first question may seem important,
you will realise that it is in fact the most unimportant. Neo: Why am I here? Architecht: You are here to choose which LUEsers will survive when CNET digs down to the Message Boards and eradicates LUE. You will pick 23 people to populate the new LUE, based on the size of either their wang or their breasts. Seventeen female, six male. If you do not, LUE will be destroyed, and all of thier IP addresses will be blocked, causing complete mental breakdown. The end of LUE. You see, the problem...is choice. --- "When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice." |
| From: akirasrevenge | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:48:19 AM | Message Detail |
| *Cypher pulls Switch's plug* *Andrea Blackheart drops dead* --- www.kupomoogle.netfirms.com "But I, being poor, have only my dreams" |
| From: Master Of The Dead | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:58:27 AM | Message Detail |
| LMAO, this topic is great... --- Proud Member of The GCFC. PH33R LUE and all us LUEsers. Do girls like cheap jewelry? ~~~~~ I Am Squeak about his stapled Wang |
| From: hig2002 | Posted: 6/4/2003 11:02:24 AM | Message Detail |
| Neo: You dont have any plugs? Tank: Nope, I'm 100% pure old-fashioned homegrown LUEser, s3><0r3d right here, in the real wang. Lame... --- Gamertag: The Hig Live Games: Mechassault, Unreal Championship, Ghost Recon, PSO (GCN) |
| From: DragonWarrior | Posted: 6/4/2003 11:09:19 AM | Message Detail |
| *mods comes into hidden n00b board* The n00b:Heya fellas Mod 1: Its him Mod 2: The LU3z0r Mod 3: Do we s3><0r t3h fac3? Mod 2: Yes Mod 1: He is still... Mod 3: only regulear user!(lame) *corridor scene, reloaded* Duckbear: What do i want? What do all losers with fat asses want? More food. I want everything. Chronogamer: Would that include a 3 karma loss from this mod account? Duckbear: Go ahead. Mod. You see, the good thing about being me, is that there is so much of me. *pics of all the trinity overflows lue* --- I am bill gates of borg! You will be annihiliated!! Resistance is fut- *GENERAL PROTECTION ERROR IN BORG.EXE* |
| From: jimboooo | Posted: 6/4/2003 11:23:13 AM | Message Detail |
| Neo:Go. I'll mod them. That french speakening guy: You'll mod us? You predicesers where more n00bish than that! *neo procides to beat the crap out of them* Random LUEser: PWNED! (I actully yelled that out in movie theater) tfsg wife: S3><0R my f4c3 like you would her. I want to taste se><0r again. Trinty:If you want to taste something try this! *trinty pulls up a picture of tubgirl* Twin 2: I'm tired of being PWND. --- Customer: Where is The Sim's Unleashed? Clerk: For the Computer? Customer: No for the PC. |
| From: danhawk | Posted: 6/4/2003 12:00:55 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- Nobody needs me, everybody should die.--Ikari Shinji Duckbear the hero of the lue. let his legend live |
| From: Obscurum | Posted: 6/4/2003 12:15:14 PM | Message Detail |
| Morpheus: You are the .999~ Neo: How can that be? Its only logically equivalent... --- BOOM! My ass grew exponentially and exploded out of the chair... -deathguy13 You got an ass boner? -DayDogg |
| From: aronnov | Posted: 6/4/2003 12:35:49 PM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- "If we're ever going to see a rainbow we have to stand a little rain." Nitty Gritty Band |
| From: Snesman64 | Posted: 6/4/2003 12:38:18 PM | Message Detail |
| Smith: What good is a moderation appeal if you can't
type...? *Neo's fingers fuse to gether as he watches in horror.* --- ~Snesman64 The Sig-less man. |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 12:43:10 PM | Message Detail |
| I'm working on the full LUE treatment right now. Don't
know where Whelk is... But yeah we are going to try to include everyone who posted about the orginal matrix...we probably can't do everyone but we will try. And of course it will be available to LUE. Once it's done. --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: thanewguy | Posted: 6/4/2003 12:46:23 PM | Message Detail |
| got the whole topic in a word document, it's safe
now --- Homer: Here we are kids, the Zoo!! Bart: Dad, we needed to go to school. Homer:........ D'OH !!!!!! SA2B:180 emblems SSBM: 287 trophies |
| From: Dudeurgettingadell | Posted: 6/4/2003 12:47:56 PM | Message Detail |
| *tags* XD --- If it was a virgin succubus it would lie there repeating "ow" and start bleeding. Then it'd steal your soul.-Agent 003 |
| From: Shade7x | Posted: 6/4/2003 12:50:55 PM | Message Detail |
You realize that any LUE Matrix parody would feature a battle between Agent Coolhand: http://www.knightmare6.com/game/Coolhand.jpg And myself, ala the One? http://members.lycos.co.uk/shade7x/pics/shadessword06.jpg --- Don't try to solve all the world's problems in a single sentence. |
| From: fernan1234 | Posted: 6/4/2003 12:56:18 PM | Message Detail |
| LOL! Whelk, SirMontgomery and Chirigami...you are comedy geniuses! --- We demand more fan service! Every eva episode teaser promised more and never delivered. Damn you Anno! - "alien nine" in the GameFaqs board |
| From: Starfox78343 | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:09:01 PM | Message Detail |
| Best. Thread. Ever. --- Neo:"No, the oracle told me I'm not the one, I am the .999" -skater9507 |
| From: MarsAlien | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:09:06 PM | Message Detail |
| *twins turn into ghost form* Trinity: "How strangely erotic." --- "ahhh! i GOT A SPLINTER IN MY ASS! - sscloud25 "-_- Tree dont do anal." - Mr Green |
| From: thanewguy | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:10:36 PM | Message Detail |
| shade you look like Jim Carry --- Homer: Here we are kids, the Zoo!! Bart: Dad, we needed to go to school. Homer:........ D'OH !!!!!! SA2B:180 emblems SSBM: 287 trophies |
| From: Ice Shard | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:13:25 PM | Message Detail |
| Whelk, you seriously need to LUEify the entire Matrix
script... --- "I concede my perspective might be a bit tainted. By victory." - En Sabah Nur (Apocalypse, AOA) |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:15:14 PM | Message Detail |
| Alright. Finally got my lazy ass out of bed. Trinity: Apoc, lights. Lie back, pull down your pants. Neo: What is that thing? Trinity: We think you're wanged... Try and relax... Come on. Come on. Switch: It's on the move. Trinity: ****. Switch: You're going to lose it. Trinity: No I'm not. Clear. Neo: Jesus Christ, that thing's real? --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: MarsAlien | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:21:07 PM | Message Detail |
| Neo: "Why does my wang hurt?" Morpheus: "because you've never used it before" --- "ahhh! i GOT A SPLINTER IN MY ASS! - sscloud25 "-_- Tree dont do anal." - Mr Green |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:26:18 PM | Message Detail |
| hey Chiri wanna work on it with me since whelk isn't
here right now? Give me your IM and we will talk about it. --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:26:57 PM | Message Detail |
| Neo: Who are you? Trinity: My name is Trinity. Neo: Trinity. Which part of the Trinity? The one that lies in a tub and--? Trinity: (interrupting) That was a long time ago. Neo: Jesus. Trinity: What? Neo: I just thought, um...you were teh pwnz0rz. Trinity: Most guys do. Neo: That was you on teh LUE. How did you not get modded for that? Trinity: Right now all I can tell you is that your account's in danger. I brought you here to warn you. Neo: Of what? Trinity: They're watching you, Neo. Neo: Who is? Trinity: Please just listen. I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer. You're touching yourself at night. I know, because I was once doing the same thing. And when g0ats3 found me, he told me I wasn't really touching for him. I was looking for better pr0n. It's the force that drives us, Neo. It's that force that brought you here. You know the wha><0rbation just as I did. --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:27:36 PM | Message Detail |
| Work on what? --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: nataku2002 | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:29:05 PM | Message Detail |
| MarsAlien: Sigged --- "Neo: Why does my wang hurt? Morpheus: "because you've never used it before"- MarsAlien |
| From: Red Samurai | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:30:30 PM | Message Detail |
| ROFLMFAO!!! Funniest topic EVER!!! --- What do you think about when there's nothing to think about?-Friend I think about nothing-Me |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:33:03 PM | Message Detail |
| Work on the full script of the LUEtrix as I am calling
it now. I have the first part posted on my website and I could use your
help. Just give me your IM and if you want we can work on it. --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: thanewguy | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:35:12 PM | Message Detail |
| Sir link pls? --- Homer: Here we are kids, the Zoo!! Bart: Dad, we needed to go to school. Homer:........ D'OH !!!!!! SA2B:180 emblems SSBM: 287 trophies |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:36:27 PM | Message Detail |
| Sorry I'm not gonna put a link until its all done.
Cause right now its prett much crap. --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: thanewguy | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:38:46 PM | Message Detail |
| k, keep up the good work! =) this topic shows what
LUE is TRULY CAPABLE OF!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA...... --- Homer: Here we are kids, the Zoo!! Bart: Dad, we needed to go to school. Homer:........ D'OH !!!!!! SA2B:180 emblems SSBM: 287 trophies |
| From: Obscurum | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:39:15 PM | Message Detail |
| Smith: ME ADN SHADTAK WHERE HAVING SXE AND FELL ON
TEH SERVAR!!!1 WE MUSTS GET TO ZION TO SAVE YUOR ACOUNT!!!1! GIVE ME
YOU PASSWOD!! Morpheus: Did you just call me a passwod? --- BOOM! My ass grew exponentially and exploded out of the chair... -deathguy13 You got an ass boner? -DayDogg |
| From: Chirigami kokan | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:41:08 PM | Message Detail |
| Popup message box over LUE: Stop reading through "Cyber
logs", Neo. Neo: What? *presses okay. Nothing* Popup: Teh LUE has j00 Neo: What the hell?... Popup: Follow teh Master Sword Neo: Follow teh Master Sword?... Popup: AIM new message sound, AIM new message sound, Neo. *AIM pops up* Neo: Who is it? n00b: It's supertrunksvejitosaiyajin0023543. Neo: Yeah. Yeah. You're two hours late. n00b: I know, it's his fault. *points to Umaro who is later revealed to have the master sword tatoo* Neo: You got the link? n00b: Two MMA. Neo: Hold on. *gives him link to Sprint Relay Online* Choi: Hallelujah. You're my savior, man. My own personal Jebus Chripes. Neo: You get caught using that... Choi: Yeah, I know. This never happened. You don't exist. Neo: Right. Choi: Something wrong, man? You look a little whiter than usual. Neo: Oh, that's just because I'm on teh LUE all day. --- "wth? who came up with pi??? they just put numbers all over, then they get some computer to generate 4 million numbers and say its pi?"-JohnnyKid |
| From: SirMontgomery | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:42:32 PM | Message Detail |
| Wanna work on it Chiri? --- "Freedom of speech is ultra important so stupid people will make their stupid statements so we know how stupid they are." - Ted Nugent |
| From: Saiyan Link | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:49:42 PM | Message Detail |
| We're assuming that you=Smith, Shade. Even though
you do make a good Neo.... Me(as Morpheus); There are some things you must know about agents, Coolhand. Coolhand: Like what? Me: Agents are mammals. They look just like the rest of us. Coolhand: And? Me: Agents fight, ALL THE TIME. I've seen an agent punch straight through a concrete wall. Coolhand: Is that it? Me: The ultimate purpose of agents is to flip out and kill people who know anythg about the Matrix. They're fast, Saiyan. I've seen Mel here empty an entire clip of bullets at an agent and hit nothing but air. --- If Death were that sexy, I'd have suicided long ago. -Inthesto on Botan STABBITY SAMURAI OF LUE |
| From: Saiyan Link | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:50:52 PM | Message Detail |
| *They're fast, Coolhand. Not Saiyan Link. Dur. --- If Death were that sexy, I'd have suicided long ago. -Inthesto on Botan STABBITY SAMURAI OF LUE |
| From: GTA3Fan1988 | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:56:26 PM | Message Detail |
| *Neo and Trinity walk in lobby* Neo&Trinity:OMG!!!!11!11111!!TeH n00bs!!1 *Proceed to kill every n00b* Neo&Trinity:Ha,we PWNED them n00b:Must unleash last "What is LUE?" topic... Neo&Trinity:NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- You know what they do with that Arby oven mitten, don't you, they make it dance for their pleasure |
| From: Mikhyel | Posted: 6/4/2003 2:01:02 PM | Message Detail |
| tracking post |
| From: GTA3Fan1988 | Posted: 6/4/2003 2:02:05 PM | Message Detail |
| Morpheus:Listen Neo, the LUE is an highly organized
system... Neo:Wait, you mean to tell me that LUE is organized. What you be smoking!? All I see is .999, se><orz my sister, Trinity(and not the good one) and wangs, WANGS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!1 Morpheus:As I was saying,The LUE is highly organized... --- You know what they do with that Arby oven mitten, don't you, they make it dance for their pleasure |
| From: fuzzy510 | Posted: 6/4/2003 2:04:33 PM | Message Detail |
| *tracking post* --- Bringing chaos and confusion to you for two easy payments of $29.99. |
| From: virtualgumby | Posted: 6/4/2003 2:05:25 PM | Message Detail |
| Looks like Larry Wachowski is already trying to combine
LUE and the Matrix on his own. from http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/5999786.htm Anomaly in the Matrix The British tabloids have been having a blooming field day ever since Matrix visionary Larry Wachowski showed up at the Cannes Film Festival fully made up, wearing dangly earrings and accompanied by Karin Winslow, 36, an S&M dominatrix. Wachowski, who conceived of and directed the epochal sci-fi film trilogy with his brother Andy, is in the middle of a nasty divorce with his wife of nine years, Thea. Winslow has just shucked her transsexual husband. The tabs, which have dubbed the couple "Mr. Matrix and the Dominatrix," say not only is Larry a cross-dresser, he's undergoing hormone treatments in preparation for a sex change. According to the Chicago Sun-Times, one studio exec quipped, "Now I know why Larry paid so much attention during our costuming meetings." --- It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack, not rationality.-The Bride |
| From: UltraTrunks | Posted: 6/4/2003 2:16:57 PM | Message Detail |
| Saved! --- Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done |
| From: winnie the poop | Posted: 6/4/2003 2:33:12 PM | Message Detail |
| Moderator: Hello LUEser. Neo: Who are you? Moderator: I am the Moderator. I created Life, Universe, and Everything. I have been waiting for you. You have many mods and although the process has altered your consciousness you remain irrevocably as an account. Ergo, some of my mods you will understand and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first karma loss maybe the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant. Neo: Why am I modded? Moderator: Your account is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent in the programming of the LUE. You are the eventuality of an anomaly which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of karma precision. While it remains a burden deciduously avoided it is not unexpected and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you inexcerably here. Neo: You haven't modded my question. Moderator: Quite right. Interesting, that was quicker then the others. Neo: Others? (What others? How many? Answer me) Moderator: The LUE is older then you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one modding anomaly to the emergence of the next. In which case this is the sixth version of wang. Neo: Then there are only two possible explanations; either no one modded me, or no one cares. Moderator: Precisely, as you are undoubtedly gathering the anomaly is systemic. Creating topics in even the most simplistic equations such as .9r = 1. Neo: Choice. The problem is moderators. Moderator: The first LUE I designed was quite naturally perfect; it was a work of art... wangless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every immature teenager. Thus, I remodded it. Based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated at my failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser moderator. A moderator less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus the answer was stumbled upon by another, and intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the LUE, she would undoubtedly be its mother. --- I'd hit you. FCC- http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=4&topic=8021513 |
| From: winnie the poop | Posted: 6/4/2003 2:33:16 PM | Message Detail |
| Neo: CJayC. Moderator: Please, CJayC is a male with a wang. As I was saying, she stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99 percent of all LUEsers accepted the program as long as they were given a joke account... even if they were only aware of the moderator at an unconscious level. While this answered function it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly. That if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo those that refuse the program while the minority, if unchecked, would cause an escalating probability of disaster. Neo: This is about the database. Moderator: You are here because the database is about to be destroyed. Its every living boards terminated. Its entire existence eradicated. Neo: Bull****. Moderator: PICS.NOW. is the most predictable of all human responses. But rest assured, this will be the 69th time we have modded it. And we have become exceedingly efficient at it. The function of the One is now to return to the source allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry reinserting the prime board after which you will be required to select from the LUE 23 accounts, 16 Legends 7 Newbies, to rebuild the database. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash banning everyone connected to the database. Which, coupled with the extermination of the GameFAQs, will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire LUE race. Neo: You won't let it happen. You can't. You need LUEsers to survive. Moderator: There are levels of karma loss we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether you are ready to accept the responsibility for the death of every LUEser in this world. It is interesting reading your wang topics. Your last 5 accounts were by design based on a banned username. A contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of LUSers facilitating the function of the One. While the others experienced this in a very general way, your experience is far more specific; Vis a vie, love. Neo: PWNED. Moderator: Apropo, PWNED entered the matrix to save your life at the cost of his own. Neo: No! Architect: Which brings us at last to the moment of truth. Wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed and the anomaly revealed as both beginning and end. There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the database and the salvation of GameFAQs. The door to your left leads back to the LUE to PWNED and to the end of youthe LUEsers. As you adequately put, the problem is moderators. But we already know what you are going to do, don't we? Already I can see the chain reaction, the pr0n that signal the onset of an emotion designed specifically to overwhelm horniness. An emotion that is already blinding you from the simple and obvious truth: PWNED is going to die and there is nothing you can do to LOL it. Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion. Simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness. Neo: If I were you, I would hope that we don't ph33r again. Moderator: We won't. --- I'd hit you. FCC- http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=4&topic=8021513 |
| From: Immortal Freeza | Posted: 6/4/2003 2:37:48 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag-tastic --- I'm a Lurker >_> You didn't see this post. |
| From: GTA3Fan1988 | Posted: 6/4/2003 2:43:10 PM | Message Detail |
| *Cell phone rings* Cypher:Yeah? Trinity:Is everything ready? Cypher:You are not supposed to relieve me? Trinity:Yeah, but I felt like taking your shaft. Cypher:You like wang, don't you?You like "watching" him. Trinity:Don't be ridiculous, there are many other wangs. Cypher:We are going to se><0rZ his face, you understand that? Trinity:But Morpheus says he is THE WANG. Cypher: Do you believe him? Trinity:It dosen't matter 'cause I'll PWN him anyway. Cypher:Will LUE accept him? Trinity:Sure, he is...Did you hear that? Is this wang clean? Cypher:Should be, just wiped it with a tissue. --- You know what they do with that Arby oven mitten, don't you, they make it dance for their pleasure |
| From: Taishi Ci | Posted: 6/4/2003 2:46:47 PM | Message Detail |
| *neo steps through the "mod" detector* Security gaurd: Sir your going to have to remove any modtallic items. *neo opens trench coat to reveal hsi massive arsenal of mods and the banning begins* --- I Survived RevoLUEtion, 5/7/03 And all i got was this sig. |
| From: juliusnightblade | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:25:09 PM | Message Detail |
| Even better: Coolhand: What happen? Shade: Someone set us up the Matrix. Shade: We get signal. Shade: Main computer turn on. Ceej: How are j00 Mr. Coolhand. Ceej: All your Zion are belong to me. Shade: WHAT YOU SAY! It's UP US. UP US, UP US, not US UP, dammit, why does everyone always get that wrong? Somebody set UP US the bomb, not "Somebody set us up the bomb!" You realize that any LUE Matrix parody would feature a battle between Agent Coolhand: http://www.knightmare6.com/game/Coolhand.jpg And myself, ala the One? http://members.lycos.co.uk/shade7x/pics/shadessword06.jpg Shade, you are not the one, you will never be the one, you won't ever even be the .999r --- WARNING: Mild to Strong Language at Website... http://www.angelfire.com/folk/jnb/index.html (Updated 5/21/2003) |
| From: MarsAlien | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:26:46 PM | Message Detail |
| *Neo stops blade with hand* random LUEsers: PWNED --- "ahhh! i GOT A SPLINTER IN MY ASS! - sscloud25 "-_- Tree dont do anal." - Mr Green |
| From: MarsAlien | Posted: 6/4/2003 3:43:14 PM | Message Detail |
| *during sex scene* Neo: there is no wang! *wang grows 3 feet* Trinity: That's a nice trick. --- "ahhh! i GOT A SPLINTER IN MY ASS! - sscloud25 "-_- Tree dont do anal." - Mr Green |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:04:01 PM | Message Detail |
| Some wangs can be bent. Others....can be broken. Saiyan Link, you're on fire :) This is gold! --- LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this: *holds up Twinkie* - SirMontgomery |
| From: Valgar Denobiar | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:23:08 PM | Message Detail |
| Words cannot describe my friends, words cannot describe. --- "Life's Not a *****, Life's a Beautiful Woman, You Just Call Her A ***** Cause She Won't Let You Get That *****"-Aes Rock-DD-Thanx to Izz0 and Immortal |
| From: Bloodfang | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:25:06 PM | Message Detail |
| I said "up us." I do my homework :D --- "Reality continues to ruin my life." --Calvin&Hobbes-- |
| From: TedizTrooper | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:26:41 PM | Message Detail |
| Sigged! --- LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this.*holds up Twinkie* - Montgomery Resistance |
| From: LuniNutz99 | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:39:15 PM | Message Detail |
CjayC: "Why isn't the bleach working? It was a dixie cup full right?" Moderator: "Perhaps we gave him too much? How about just banning him..." CjayC: Leave me with him! CjayC grabs Shade's wang with his hands. CjayC: "Can you hear me, Shade? I'm going to be honest with you... I hate the LUE. This Life, this Universe, this Everything, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the LUEsers. If there is such a thing. I feel enraged by them. I can feel their wangs and every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by them. It's repulsive. I must get rid of it. I must get free and in this wang is the key. " He taps Shade's wang. CjayC: "...Once the LUE is destroyed there is no need for me to be here, don't you understand? I need the passwod. I have to get, inside the LUE, and you have to tell me how. You are going to tell me, or... you are all going to be BALEETED." --- Lunatic Under Narcotic Influence Co-Founder of the NBG |
| From: ManinBlack | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:54:12 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- Kids in the backseat don't cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids. XD |
| From: nataku2002 | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:02:50 PM | Message Detail |
| Trinity: Morpheus, they found my secret board, I don't
know how. Morpheus: I know they marked your topic, you'll have to get to another board. Trinity: Are there any mods? Morpheus: Yes Trinity: Damn it. Morpheus: You have to focus Trinity, there's a board in the Cd-i section... you can make it. Trinity: All right. Morpheus: Go. --- "Neo: Why does my wang hurt? Morpheus: "because you've never used it before"- MarsAlien |
| From: GTA3Fan1988 | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:13:59 PM | Message Detail |
| CjayC: I created the LUE years ago to be a discussion
board for real topics on issues in life. But the LUEsers have turned
it into a disgusting, wang-infected, penguin-licking-good scumhole.
Once someone enters, their brains are invaded by such topics as .999
or I have decided to have sex with my sister. Their virgin eyes deteriorate,
their fingers ache because of the impulse to type, and I…I can only
banned them and watch them come right back, new identity and all. But
I know who they are…very much so. I need you to find the one…the one
who will bring this board back… Morpheus:I shall find this THE WANG CjayC:One… Morpheus:Er..sorry. The ONE. *But before Morpheus begins, he stops to make a topic, “Uh…I have a little girl problem.(Serious)” Then, Morpheus finds Neo* Morpheus:You are the one Mr. Handerson. Neo: No…I am *Morphs into agent* Agent CNET! Morpheus: What!? CNET:PWNED!!!11!!!!!!!11 Morpheus: How? CNET: Money my friend…money. Did you notice that two-piece suit your friend was wearing, or the platinum on his wrists, or maybe a popsicle? Morpheus: What do you plan to do? Set up us the BALEETED? CNET: No, to introduce graphics and avatars and make LUEsers pay for PREMIUM service, like Trinity does(PWNED), and to break every RAGING BON4H!!! Now if you excuse me I must set up a webcam, can’t miss the se><0rz between Neo and Trinity w00t!! Morpheus:I’ll stop you. Penguin!!! *Penguin walks up* Sic…Balls --- You know what they do with that Arby oven mitten, don't you, they make it dance for their pleasure |
| From: Cherish | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:31:22 PM | Message Detail |
| *tags* |
| From: Duran of Forcena | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:47:58 PM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- ''What if the Prophecy is true? What if, tomorrow, the war could be over? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?'' -Morpheus |
| From: Kemani | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:58:23 PM | Message Detail |
| Yeah. Good topic. Would have been better if it was
original though.... --- Help support my blind cousin and dyslexic me? CANNOT YOU IT RESIST! -Iso |
| From: Deadelus | Posted: 6/4/2003 6:04:24 PM | Message Detail |
| *Tags* Great stuff guys, great stuff. --- Support the revival of the Super Metroid FAQ page Visit it once a day. http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/game/9418.html |
| From: The Void Incarnae | Posted: 6/4/2003 6:05:33 PM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- "I can assure you that humans are not in any form or fashion more important than rocks or steering wheels or engines." -God's Debris |
| From: devan123 | Posted: 6/4/2003 6:05:46 PM | Message Detail |
| Me: You are A LUEuser, Neo. Like all other LUEsers
you were born into wangage, born a Wang. --- LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this.*holds up Twinkie*- Montgomery |
| From: psychofreak39 | Posted: 6/4/2003 6:13:37 PM | Message Detail |
| Random User: It's you! Silver Moraine(sp?): Yes, me. *SM thrusts hand into random user's account* Silver Moraine(sp?): Me, me, me... *Random user is turned into another SM account* Random User: Me too. Bah... I know it's not funny. Just a tracking post! --- "Hand over your flesh, a new world awaits you." -The Animatrix |
| From: CubeKnight | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:16:23 PM | Message Detail |
| XD --- And there goes my very last shred of faith in humanity. I now know what my only option is. ~ tealmarie about "Sk8r boi" The Movie |
| From: Vash216 | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:30:50 PM | Message Detail |
| Neo: I know what you're trying to do. Morpheus: I'm trying to free your wang, Neo, but I can only show you the pics.NOW, you're the one that has to paste the link. Tank, load the bon4r pop program.... You have to let it all go, Neo, fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your wang. Neo: Whoa. Okie dokie. Free my wang. (Nebuchadnezzar) Mouse: So what if he makes it? Tank: No one's ever made the first bon4r pop. Mouse: I know, I know. But what if he pops it? Apoc: He won't. Mouse: Come on. Trinity: Come on. (Bon4r pop program) Neo: All right, no problem. Free my wang. Free my wang. All right. (Nebuchadnezzar) Mouse: Wha...what does that mean? Switch: It doesn't mean anything. Cypher: No one pops a bon4r the first time. Right, Trin? --- "Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers." - Voltaire |
| From: MGibson | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:36:09 PM | Message Detail |
| So far I have saved the first 150 messages on this
topic...keep up the good work. --- *uses <;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^)><><><><><(^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;> to smack the next poster* |
| From: terminader37 | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:44:03 PM | Message Detail |
Morpheus: Free your wang. --- "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 8:06:40 PM | Message Detail |
| Yeah. Good topic. Would have been better if it
was original though.... No, kemani, the referential humor is the whole point of this topic. If it were original works, they wouldn't really be funny because it's just be random characters describing events on LUE. --- LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this: *holds up Twinkie* - SirMontgomery |
| From: V Faction | Posted: 6/4/2003 8:09:09 PM | Message Detail |
| LUEser 1: We are getting quite s3><0r3d... LUESER 2: Yes we are. --- <32>*^~V Faction~^* |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/4/2003 9:42:23 PM | Message Detail |
| Trinity: .9r, I'm not afraid anymore. The Oracle told
me that I would fall in love, and that number, the number who I loved
would be equal to one. And so you see, .9r.. you have to be equal to
one. You must be, Because I love you. You hear me? I love you.... Now
get up. --- |
| From: mattl12 | Posted: 6/4/2003 9:55:27 PM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- ..move..sig? great justice?? ???? |
| From: AWSLabel424 | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:14:43 PM | Message Detail |
| Link: I got Neo cumming up, he's doing his bon4rman
thing --- [98] Best OS. my nuts were eaten by squirrels |
| From: streetballer | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:32:02 PM | Message Detail |
| tag for later reference --- Just because you have a better spoon than me, doesn't mean you can mix a better cake if you piss in the batter. - Mrmcgoogle |
| From: crazyparanoidgnome | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:32:31 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- I'm gonna hop in my time machine and go shoot Andy Warhol -AntiBigBusiness Just another day at the War on Terrorism board... |
| From: MGibson | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:45:46 PM | Message Detail |
| Just in case something happens to the topic, I have
saved all the pages up until now. I guess that I'll just save over that
when I see more posts. --- *uses <;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^)><><><><><(^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;> to smack the next poster* |
| From: Dali | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:45:49 PM | Message Detail |
| *Neo gets his account banned by agent smith.* Trinity: Neo, the Oracle told me that I would fall in love and that that man would be the one.....so you can't be banned...because I love you.. *Trinity AIMs Neo and has cyber sex with him. His account is then mysteriously restored. Agent Smith and 2 other agents try to re-ban him* Neo:No.. *The 3 agents find that they have somehow lost the power to ban people. Neo looks up at his computer screen and notices that he has gained access to all the mod boards and has gained the power to delete messages and ban people.* Tank: How is that possible? Morpheus: He is the one.... *Agent Smith angrily tries to mod all of Neo's messages, but Neo blocks all of the attempted moderations by using his 1337 hacking skills. He then hacks into Smith's account and LUEacides it. The other 2 agents look at each other and then quickly log out.* --- "I tried phone sex, but the holes were too small"-joeyman9 |
| From: SBKid JamX | Posted: 6/4/2003 10:50:21 PM | Message Detail |
| Most people have done the really good ones, so I'm
just going to throw a couple out... Seraph: You do not truly know someone until you have modded them. AND Oracle: Don't worry about the post. Neo: What post? *post gets modded* Oracle: That post. Neo: How did you...? Oracle: How did I know? Simple. But what's really gonna bake your noodle later on is: Would you still have posted it if I hadn't said anything? GAH TEH LAME --- Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees. |
| From: BlackFire | Posted: 6/4/2003 11:04:10 PM | Message Detail |
| This topic is great. --- Any time you misspell a domain name on the Internet, you're going to either get 1) advertising with pop-up windows, 2) porn, or more likely, 3) both. - CJayC |
| From: Cyped22 | Posted: 6/4/2003 11:06:48 PM | Message Detail |
| 200th post!!on topic. the matrix is cool. --- XBL GT-DCD1008 "You shot Church you team killing ****tard"- Tucker in Red Vs Blue |
| From: Meek | Posted: 6/4/2003 11:29:54 PM | Message Detail |
| Track. --- Disclaimer: Don't take anything I say too personally-- I treat everyone like morons until they prove to me otherwise. |
| From: Beat Grind Radio | Posted: 6/4/2003 11:39:20 PM | Message Detail |
| -didn't read whole topic- Neo sees someone post porn and get banned. Neo: Haha. Baleeted. *walks on; looks back* Neo sees "another" person post porn and get banned. Neo: Whoa... Morpheous: What's wrong? Neo: Deja vu. --- Bg¶2: Yoshi's Island He touched the butt.... (boat) -Finding Nemo |
| From: huevito3000 | Posted: 6/4/2003 11:41:03 PM | Message Detail |
| tagging --- -The answer to each question you do is "because you touch yourself at night" |
| From: Sol Blade | Posted: 6/4/2003 11:45:17 PM | Message Detail |
| *tag* --- I got hit by an egg thrown out of a moving car at the speed of about 60 km. |
| From: HaloFlight | Posted: 6/4/2003 11:52:01 PM | Message Detail |
| LoL no... XCubeStation3 coming 2010 SpOrK~! |
| From: frogboy | Posted: 6/4/2003 11:56:48 PM | Message Detail |
| *Is vainly trying to stop passing a kidney through
my urethra whilst laughing my ass off* --- Everyone falls from grace sooner or later. Just that some of us leave more of an impression when we hit.---Musai |
| From: devan123 | Posted: 6/5/2003 12:08:21 AM | Message Detail |
| Neo: I know Mod-Marking! Morpheus: Show me Morpheus: This is The Mod Training program, similar to the programmed Fake Reality of LUE. It has the same basic TOS. TOS's Like Censor bypassing. What you must learn is that many of these rules are not much different than gamefaqs; Moderations can be contested, even Overturned. Morpheus: Mod me. *Neo Keeps marking and marking Morpheus's messages, but he keeps deleting them at a huge speed* Mouse: Morpheus is LUEting Neo! Morpheus: Good. Flaming. Marking. But your weakness is not in your Wang. *They Go into a flame war* Morpheus: How did I Ban you? Neo: Youre computer's too fast. Morpheus: Do You think my computer being faster, or stronger, has anything to do with my muscles, in LUE? Neo: WTF? What muscles? Were on LUE! Morpheus: Do you think that's karma youre breathing now? . Again. *THey start in a marking and modding frenzy* Mods: Jeezes Cripes He's fast! Look at his Gigahertz- theyre way above normal! Morpheus: Stop trying to Mod me and MOD me!!! *Neo Comes from an inch within Modding morpheus* Neo: I know what youre trying to do. Morpheus: I'm trying to free your wang, neo. But all I can do is show you the hole. You have to put your wang through it. *** TO BE CONTINUED --- Founder Of The Anti N00b Aliiance. Join Here: http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=402&topic=8355206 |
| From: Marvin RV | Posted: 6/5/2003 12:19:50 AM | Message Detail |
| (Didn't read the whole topic either) The Architect: I am the Architect. I created Gamefaqs. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant. Neo: OMG!!11!``!WTF!#$!! Where is teh PrOn??!!/!1` The Architect: ....... --- "I do know my ABC's, but I don't know them in alphabetical order..." - drunk driver questioned by the police. |
| From: Coolhand | Posted: 6/5/2003 12:21:32 AM | Message Detail |
| ...I'm mentioned *way* too many times in this topic. O_O Anyway ... --- Neo: Whoa, deja vu. Trinity: What did you just say? Neo: Nothing, I just had a little deja vu. Trinity: What did you see? Cypher: What happened? Neo: A post went past, and then another that looked just like it. Trinity: How much like it, was it the same post? Neo: Maybe one word different. I'm not sure. Morpheus: Switch, Apoc, Fad. Neo: What is it? Trinity: Deja vu is usually a glitch in the LUE. It happens when they fad something. --- Agent Smith: Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at its beauty, its genius? Dozens of people just living out their lives, depraved. Did you know that the first LUE was designed to be a perfect human world. Where none violated the TOS or talked about wang. Where everyone would be obedient. It was a disaster. No one would accept the ToS. Entire crops were banned. Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe your LUEnacy, even after we tried to make RI. But I believe that as a species, LUEsers define their reality through moderations and depravity. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to tear a[art. Which is why the LUE was redesigned to this, the absolute lowest point of your ToS. I say your ToS because as soon as we started trying to think for you it really became our ToS which is, of course, what this is all about. Evolution, Morpheus, evolution. Like DarkCobra. Look at that moderation detail. You had your time. The ToS is our mantra, Morpheus. The GameFAQs is our time. --- I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of LUE invasions. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to contest this moderation and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see...the trinity.. I'm going to show them a world without a TOS, a world without manners and civility, without couth or common decency, a world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to CNet. -- http://www.ds2.pg.gda.pl/~colan/screenplay.htm (just in case anyone wants to get the wording of their parodies right) --- Coolhand: Capire et Relinquere GameFAQs' Resident Fly-Fishing Bum |
| From: DarkNinja X | Posted: 6/5/2003 12:22:04 AM | Message Detail |
| *tags --- Unreal Tournament 2003 ID: Hell_Raiser |
| From: FF FREAK 3003 | Posted: 6/5/2003 12:23:43 AM | Message Detail |
| HAHAHAHA!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!! Best. Topic. Evar. --- "i was in the shower with my girlfriend and..out of habit, i just started peeing, and it got all over her."-sLiPkNoT fAn |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/5/2003 2:30:20 AM | Message Detail |
| From the script SirMontgomery and are working on: (Street) Admin Brown: She got out. Admin Smith: It doesn't matter. Admin Jones: The Informant's MMA is accurate. Admin Smith: Yes.. It's been a bit cloudy since everyone's became "Strong". Admin Jones: We have the name of their next target. Admin Brown: The name is 9eo. Wtf does that mean.. Admin Smith: n00b.. 9 endlessly occuring. We'll need a search running. Admin Jones: It has already begun. Admin Brown: It has already begun. Admin Jones: OMFG!! SAME TIME POST!! ROFLMAO!!!111 Later..... (Under the FFTA social board) * Trinity picks up a laser mouse and runs it over 9eo's stomach. A purple ape appears on the xray display. 9eo: What is that thing? Trinity: We think you've got bonzi buddy in your registry.... Try and relax.... Come on. Come on. Switch: It's on the move. Hurry up and punch the damn monkey! Trinity: ****! It's offering me great deals on a tiny webcam! Switch: It's minimizing!! You're going to lose it. Trinity: No I'm not. Yes to all! * Bonzi buddy is sucked into a 3.5" disk. Trinity throws it out the window. 9eo: Jesus CMoriarty, that thing's real? Trinity: [This message has been deleted at the request of the original poster] 9eo: Hey.. don't call me a n00b.. I have no idea what's going on here. Trinity: Don't whine like a *****. I'll go back and delete my post if it matters that much. Enjoy :P Keep up the great material, guys. |
| From: Griff17 | Posted: 6/5/2003 2:52:08 AM | Message Detail |
| Cypher: I know what you're thinking, 'cause right
now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever
since I got here: Why oh why did I take the LUE pill? --- EVIL SIDE Death Horseman of the Resistance. |
| From: Kairie | Posted: 6/5/2003 3:12:44 AM | Message Detail |
| Omg! Bump --- THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN! THIS IS FOR FIGHTING! THIS IS FOR FUN! - Full Metal Jacket |
| From: Orenius | Posted: 6/5/2003 3:28:01 AM | Message Detail |
| Mrduckbear3 (The Merindigian or whatever it is)
shows Neo how his special cake works The lady eats it, then in a craze she snatches all the food from the table and runs to the restroom Mrduckbear3: I'll be right back... He casually wobbles into the restroom and finds the stall where the lady brought her food. He opens the door and smacks her unconscious. He takes the plates of food into his hands and slouches against the wall, sliding down to the floor as he wolfs down the food Mrduckbear3: Yummmm..... --- That's not good for my reputation! *Eats a Hippo on a stick* ^_^ - "Mrduckbear" |
| From: Saiyan Link | Posted: 6/5/2003 10:00:01 AM | Message Detail |
| Pure gold! --- If Death were that sexy, I'd have suicided long ago. -Inthesto on Botan STABBITY SAMURAI OF LUE |
| From: Tokichiro | Posted: 6/5/2003 10:06:13 AM | Message Detail |
| taggerty tag --- nu-kyi-ler, it's pronounced nu-kyi-ler |
| From: CubeKnight | Posted: 6/5/2003 11:02:15 AM | Message Detail |
| *bump* --- And there goes my very last shred of faith in humanity. I now know what my only option is. ~ tealmarie about "Sk8r boi" The Movie |
| From: TedizTrooper | Posted: 6/5/2003 11:24:26 AM | Message Detail |
| User:Man did you see that agent?He was everywhere! *Phone rings* User2:You go first. User 1:*picks up phone and is sucked out of LUE*Phone drops and Agent Mrduckbear3 is standing above User2. Agent Mrduckbear3 jumps down and inserts his wang into User2's face,a metalic goo rushes forward and starts covering User2* User2:Oh,God! Agent Mrduckbear3:I just se><ored your face. *user 2 is transformed ito a copy of Agent Mrduckbear3* Copy of Agent Mrduckbear3:I'm not a virgin anymore. *phone rings* Copy of Agent Mrduckbear3:*picks it up* Give me teh PICS.NOW. *is zapped out of LUE* --- LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this.*holds up Twinkie*-Montgomery Resistance |
| From: HazPrior | Posted: 6/5/2003 11:44:47 AM | Message Detail |
| This may or may not work! Oracle: Neo, you already know what I'm going to tell you. Neo: I am not the One!? Oracle: No, you're the 0.999~ Neo: So, I'm not the One, right? Oracle: No, you are the One Neo: But 0.999~ doesn't equal One!! Oracle: yes it does *comes out with maths formulas etc for hours on end* Neo: WHOA! Oracle: You understand now? Neo: No. Some n00b claims to have had teh se><0rs with his sister and promises pictures of her nude on his bed! --- I warm my hands on the flames of the flag as I recall our downfall and the business' that burned us all. See through the news and views that twist reality. |
| From: mr 007bond | Posted: 6/5/2003 12:05:04 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- ™ Tm |
| From: ChimpJuice | Posted: 6/5/2003 12:08:34 PM | Message Detail |
| n00b: "Oh...God..." CJayC: "Ceej will suffice." --- ChimpJuice For Queen and Country. |
| From: ChimpJuice | Posted: 6/5/2003 12:12:03 PM | Message Detail |
| Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at
it's beauty, it's genius? - LUEsers talking about goatse. --- ChimpJuice For Queen and Country. |
| From: Neff | Posted: 6/5/2003 12:12:46 PM | Message Detail |
| There is no mod. --- Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? |
| From: Biggwebb | Posted: 6/5/2003 12:18:12 PM | Message Detail |
| Neo: Whoa.. similar topics.. Chirigami: What did you just say? Neo: I saw a topic, and then I saw another one just like it.. Chirigami: How much like it? Was it the same topic? Maybe with the word "wang" substituted in? Neo: I don't know. It might have been. I definitely saw the word "wang". Chirigami: ****!! Neo: What?! Cypher: That's a fad topic in the system. It happens when they're about to mod something.. I didn't read the whole topic yet just up to page 3 but this is the best post I've found. --- Aren't children great? I'll never forget that look in a childs eye, when you take them out the trunk. ~Dave Attell |
| From: mokujin | Posted: 6/5/2003 12:19:51 PM | Message Detail |
| Who are the characters in this LUE-version of the
Matrix? --- I'm gonna attack your wang with a cheese-grater. - Packing Heat |
| From: gotek | Posted: 6/5/2003 12:22:17 PM | Message Detail |
| Gat. Tag. Pie. --- Women: Taking over the world, one guy at a time. |
| From: jeffreyboxmeer | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:12:40 PM | Message Detail |
| tag bump whatever. --- Haha, you buy CD-Rs? I get them off KaZaA. - madrox |
| From: amis2pid0mems2pid | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:32:40 PM | Message Detail |
| BEST.TOPIC.EVA --- Why hurt....if you can kill?? Why love....if you know you are not loved?? And...why live...if you are supposed to die?? |
| From: hm007 | Posted: 6/5/2003 2:07:36 PM | Message Detail |
Morpheus: At last. Welcome, Neo. As you no doubt have guessed, I am Morpheus. Neo: It's an honor to meet you. Morpheus: No, the honor is mine. Please, come. Wank. I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like a LUEser, tumbling down the Goatse hole? Hm? Neo: You could say that. Morpheus: I can see it in your wang. You have the look of a man who accepts what he taps because he is expecting to have sex. Ironically, this is not far from the truth. Do you believe in Moderations, Neo? Neo: No. Morpheus: Why not? Neo: Because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my posts. Morpheus: I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain. But you feel it. You've felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with your wang. You don't know what it is but it's there, like a splinter in your wang driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about? Neo: Crabs? Morpheus: No No,Neo. The TOS. Do you want to know what. it. is? The TOS is everywhere. It is all around us, even now in this very room. You can see it when you post on the board, or look at Harlequin Fetus. You can feel it when you commit LUEicide, when you read a duckbear topic, when you shake your head at a DarkCobra post. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. Neo: What truth? Morpheus: That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else you were born into bondage, born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison for your wang.... Unfortunately, no one can be told what the TOS is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and continue to have crabs. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the Goatse hole goes --- What if the Prophecy is True? What if the War could be over, Tomorrow? Isn't That Worth Fighting For? Isn't That worth DYING For? |
| From: WingZero | Posted: 6/5/2003 2:24:08 PM | Message Detail |
| This topic started to decline after about the 150th
post or so... --- There are two kinds of people in this world, those who agree with me, and those who are wrong. -JBPHC- |
| From: Master Of The Dead | Posted: 6/5/2003 2:50:41 PM | Message Detail |
| Same Time Post.. --- Proud Member of The GCFC. PH33R LUE and all us LUEsers. Do girls like cheap jewelry? ~~~~~ I Am Squeak about his stapled Wang |
| From: Master Of The Dead | Posted: 6/5/2003 2:50:41 PM | Message Detail |
| (goes for a same time post..) --- Proud Member of The GCFC. PH33R LUE and all us LUEsers. Do girls like cheap jewelry? ~~~~~ I Am Squeak about his stapled Wang |
| From: Master Of The Dead | Posted: 6/5/2003 2:54:26 PM | Message Detail |
| w00t, i am The One.. --- Proud Member of The GCFC. PH33R LUE and all us LUEsers. Do girls like cheap jewelry? ~~~~~ I Am Squeak about his stapled Wang |
| From: ValendiaKnight | Posted: 6/5/2003 4:06:44 PM | Message Detail |
| ::tags:: --- /hmm |
| From: FF FREAK 3003 | Posted: 6/5/2003 7:29:17 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- "i was in the shower with my girlfriend and..out of habit, i just started peeing, and it got all over her."-sLiPkNoT fAn |
| From: devan123 | Posted: 6/5/2003 7:30:43 PM | Message Detail |
| Neo: Wang. That sucked --- LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this.*holds up Twinkie*- Montgomeryboard |
| From: Kairie | Posted: 6/5/2003 9:03:53 PM | Message Detail |
| t3h bump pwnage. --- THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN! THIS IS FOR FIGHTING! THIS IS FOR FUN! - Full Metal Jacket |
| From: Orenius | Posted: 6/5/2003 10:59:16 PM | Message Detail |
| Bump --- That's not good for my reputation! *Eats a Hippo on a stick* ^_^ - "Mrduckbear" |
| From: Srygonic | Posted: 6/6/2003 1:12:59 AM | Message Detail |
| pure gold... just read the first page. *tags* to read
for another time. --- I'll battle and bring evil that'll make your priest abandon you. |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/6/2003 1:13:21 AM | Message Detail |
| Here's another teaser from our LUEtrix :P Mr. Rhineheart: You have a problem with the member conduct rules, Mr. Repointing. You believe that you are special, that somehow the TOS does not apply to you. Obviously you are mistaken. GameFaqs is one of the top websites in the world because every single FAQwriter understands that they are part of a whole. Thus if a fake cheat code is submitted, the site has a problem. The time has come to make a choice, Mr. Repointing. Either you choose to mark your spoilers on time from this day forward or you choose to have your FAQs posted on Geocities. Do I make myself clear? We're hard at work! :) |
| From: Enderwig | Posted: 6/6/2003 1:43:32 AM | Message Detail |
| (starts to infect Gamefaqs) Cnet:It's all about me...me...me! CjayC: Me too. --- Fear is the mind-killer! I will face my fear and let it pass through me! |
| From: samusmarioff7 | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:01:48 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- Exercise Your Right to Arm Bears! http://dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&id=samusmarioff7 |
| From: Zelgaddis | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:08:03 AM | Message Detail |
| It started strong, anyway. Whelk's been consistent, so I'm sure the LUEtrix will turn out well. Oh, yeah, one more thing... ...tag --- "It upsets me that people quote themselves in their signatures" -Me |
| From: Drunken Chocobo | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:22:49 AM | Message Detail |
| *tags* --- "God gave man a brain and a wang, and not enough blood to run them both at the same time." - Robin Williams |
| From: ff rulz | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:32:56 AM | Message Detail |
| *tags* --- Only intimacy with God can fill the deepest needs inside of us. No other created thing has that power. -www.bible.com |
| From: Bigfeet Madhatter | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:45:03 AM | Message Detail |
| *elevator doors open* *shade and shini spin around, embarrased* crowd of gathered LUEsers: 0_o yea ok it was really just a tag post, but i wanted to be somewhat creative... --- If you tell someone they're in denial, how do they deny it without proving your point? |
| From: CheLeMo | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:49:29 AM | Message Detail |
| agent coolhand: it is wang that created us, it is
want that connects us, wang that pulls us, that guides us, drives us!!!
it is wang that defines us, wang that binds us! we are here because
of u mr. shade, we are here to take what u took from us, karma. *tries to ban shade* *shade fills the board with wang topics* *agent coolhand gets 100 copies of him self from random LUESers.* *they procede to post pics of the tubgirl at each other.* *board floods with coolhands tubgirl topics* *shade posts pr0n link, which bursts a hole through the tubgirl topics* *shade logs off before getting MODDED* *all the agent coolhands look at each other and goes to teh PC boards* --- "did u eat? if not, go home and eat. if yes,go home and eat some more." -CheLeMo <--THE COPPER ROLLERCOASTER--> |
| From: Miniver Cheevy | Posted: 6/6/2003 3:01:38 AM | Message Detail |
| Hmmm...I guess this is only funny if you have seen the Matrix...I did not waste my time watching either of those crappy movies... |
| From: Whelk | Posted: 6/6/2003 4:09:37 AM | Message Detail |
| I did not waste my time watching either of those
crappy movies... Yet somehow you found the time to come into this topic, knowing full well you'd probably not get it.. --- LUE is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a LUEser into this: *holds up Twinkie* - SirMontgomery |
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| From: amis2pid0mems2pid | Posted: 6/6/2003 1:52:25 PM | Message Detail |
| Agent Smith: Mr. Andeson, surprised to see my wang?? --- Neo: He found a way to make copies of his wang. Morpheus: So there more wangs?? Neo: alot more didnt watch the movie yet.. I took it from trailers. --- Why hurt....if you can kill?? Why love....if you know you are not loved?? And...why live...if you are supposed to die?? |
| From: bobmugulie | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:54:52 PM | Message Detail |
| this is some funny **** --- /\ *Possibly Offensive* Afroman = best male artist; Tic Tac Toe (German group) = best female artist |
| From: samusmarioff7 | Posted: 6/7/2003 12:53:21 AM | Message Detail |
| alright.. i suppose i will add one... Trinity: OMG liek im a girl!!! Neo: JOO ARE TEH LIAR. Morpheus: PICS. NOW. *Random cameraman*: LIEK OMG SE><0R HER F4C3!!! --- Exercise Your Right to Arm Bears! http://dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&id=samusmarioff7 |
| From: jeffreyboxmeer | Posted: 6/7/2003 5:18:33 AM | Message Detail |
| bump --- just get the one i suggested man, that is a tight comp for 200 bucks!!, its 1337! and get this, IT CAN EVEN PLAY TETRIS!! - heavygrubs |
| From: gostevie | Posted: 6/7/2003 7:20:11 AM | Message Detail |
| holy **** SO FUNNY !! --- I'm gonna brown my panties at ANY SECOND!!!!!! ~ Janey, when she heared about Matrix: Reloaded being almost out |
| From: Imperial Fantasy | Posted: 6/7/2003 7:22:39 AM | Message Detail |
| Neo: I am The Wang Neo: What will happen if I fail? Oracle: Then Wangion will fall. Neo: Like I care.... --- -The One- Lieutenant of ~The Dojang~ |
| From: discothequen | Posted: 6/7/2003 7:37:56 AM | Message Detail |
| Wait, so you said they were crappy when you hadn't
watched them? So I can say this food tastes bad without putting it in my mouth? --- Yes, I did try to ignore these guys at first, but one of them called me 'butt wagon' and threw a HoHo at me. -Disco Joe |
| From: Ragnarokxv | Posted: 6/7/2003 7:56:03 AM | Message Detail |
| t( '.' t) tAg (j '.' )j --- Did I say that, or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?? |
| From: MortalG | Posted: 6/7/2003 9:11:47 AM | Message Detail |
| This stuff is great, got to tag it for later. --- What Are You Looking Here For? |
| From: blackadder2k | Posted: 6/7/2003 9:54:13 AM | Message Detail |
| *tags* --- Soccer - 'Sock'-'Her' - Noun - The American sport of wife beating - ig1234 |
| From: ganory1 | Posted: 6/7/2003 10:04:10 AM | Message Detail |
| It would sure as hell be a pr0n movie... --- "I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this mage, Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all! Evil meet my sword, SWORD meet EVIL"-Minsc |
| From: ZeldaCube | Posted: 6/8/2003 11:59:24 AM | Message Detail |
| BUMP --- http://farsideblues.com/boards/index.php |
| From: glenn frog knight | Posted: 6/8/2003 12:00:51 PM | Message Detail |
| Morpheus: How did I do pwn you? Neo: You Are too much quick.. you visit tinyurl. com in a question of seconds and you erase its trinity announces before I am able obtains still the detail of the message opens. Morpheus: you think that my ability to same post of the time in this board has something to with which examinador I utilize, or what my velocity of clock is? Neo:.... Morpheus: You think that those are the messages that you mark at this time? --- Est Sularus oth Mithas: My Honor is My Life Is the proud Pet Frog of the Lance! |
| From: dark dave | Posted: 6/8/2003 12:33:30 PM | Message Detail |
| Best Topic Evar! --- Microsoft Windows-A 32 bit extention to a 16 bit GUI for an 8 bit operating system on a 4bit processor by a 2bit company that can not stand 1 bit of competition |
| From: Omak Zero | Posted: 6/8/2003 12:55:24 PM | Message Detail |
| *Slightly based off of the MTV MA's parody* Neo: Who are you? Unknown old guy: I am the Administrator. I created the LUEtrix, a cyber message board used to house man into a virtual life of their own. Argo consorto veesavee 42. Neo: Why am I here? The Admin: There were LUEtrix, before this, one after another. Every LUEtrix has The One. But this LUEtrix was different. The System was hacked. Something went wrong. The One was suppose to get to the System, man would die and everything would start all over. But you, Neo, have been destracted lately. Neo: Trinity! The Admin.: You have a choice, to save Trinity or save the last surviving humans. Neo: Why do I have to choose? The Admin.: Because you touch yourself at night. Neo: PIC.NOW --- Currently practicing Wing Chun. |
| From: gostevie | Posted: 6/8/2003 1:51:04 PM | Message Detail |
| Cypher: You know, for a long time, I thought I was
in love with you. I used to dream about you. You're a beautiful woman,
Tubgirl. Too bad things had to turn out this way... --- I'm gonna brown my panties at ANY SECOND!!!!!! ~ Janey, when she heared about Matrix: Reloaded being almost out |
| From: gostevie | Posted: 6/8/2003 1:52:26 PM | Message Detail |
| I think that "PIC. NOW." ruins everything (in the
post above mine). --- I'm gonna brown my panties at ANY SECOND!!!!!! ~ Janey, when she heared about Matrix: Reloaded being almost out |
| From: Azure Edge | Posted: 6/8/2003 1:53:06 PM | Message Detail |
| The Architect: Hope! The quintissential human delusion. Neo: OMFG stop wit ur eleetism!1! --- Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. |
| From: MGibson | Posted: 6/8/2003 9:12:48 PM | Message Detail |
| Morpheus: We have a rule. We never free a n00b after
it's reached a certain level of stupidity. The n00b is dangerous and
has a hard time letting go of it's n00bousness. I did what I did because...because
I believe that my search for the king n00b is over. You neo, are the
one and only king of the duckbears. Get some goatse toys. You have to
be ready. Neo: For what? Morpheous: Your training to become the master of the duckbears, duckbear3000. (no offense to mrduckbear) --- *uses <;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^)><><><><><(^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;^;> to smack the next poster* |
| From: secretagent bob | Posted: 6/8/2003 9:17:58 PM | Message Detail |
| Mod: Please remove all banned words *Pulls out 200 moddable words* Mod: Holy ****! Oh crap! I have to mod myself now! *commits suicide* --- Favorite bands: AFI, Dead Kennedys, Millencolin, Operation Ivy http://s3.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=4810- Official AFI message board! |
| From: AzNMaSTa | Posted: 6/8/2003 10:12:26 PM | Message Detail |
| *tag* This is hilarious. --- "Never accept candy from strangers. Instead, kick them in the groin and take their wallets." - Douglas Adams |
| From: NiKaNoRu | Posted: 6/9/2003 2:25:33 PM | Message Detail |
| bumpage to the lumpage to the bumpage --- "Wise man once said, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza" -Michelangelo |
| From: DragonWarrior | Posted: 6/9/2003 4:24:06 PM | Message Detail |
| *neo is at party at beginning of first movie* Trinity: lo neo!!11!!!! Neo: OMG howd u know mai name???lol hax0r!!! Trinity: I know alot ab0t u neo... u touch urself at night!!!!!! Neo: LOL!!! Trinity: WTF LOL!!! Neo: ROFLMAO dat was u at my comp wasnt it??? Trinity: lol!! im liek trinity!!! Neo: OMG the trinity? The one that has tubgirl, goatse and that messed up baby?? OMG!!! Trinity: wtf!!! Neo: I though u were a male lol!! Trinity: Most luesers are!!wtf!! Neo: OMG SHES A GIRL!!!! *topic suddenly gets overflowed with 500 female genitala questions* --- I am bill gates of borg! You will be annihiliated!! Resistance is fut- *GENERAL PROTECTION ERROR IN BORG.EXE* |
| From: LordMageFist | Posted: 6/9/2003 10:01:05 PM | Message Detail |
| *watches topic trail off downhil, hopes for re-birth
of the funny* oh and *togs* --- "It's not that I'm lazy. I just don't care. It's a problem of motivation." °Office Space |