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From: Darkling Destroyer | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:21:49 PM | Message Detail
I wanna know with many details come on. Cause it is like a mystery i just don't understand.

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From: mr disturbed | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:22:02 PM | Message Detail
Does fingering hurt?
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From: PerfectB12345 | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:22:48 PM | Message Detail
Well I'll want to look at this tomorrow
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From: NeoRasta | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:23:35 PM | Message Detail
It's very feminine and genitalia-ish
From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:23:42 PM | Message Detail
It can hurt...

Depends on how rough your hands are, how dry it is, and how long your fingernails are.

It's kind of... eternally leaky, but that's just the self-cleaning cycle. It's a good thing.

They're generally soft and moist, and very delicate.

Please don't pull on the labia. They stretch, but they remain stretched.
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From: StarFighters76 | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:23:48 PM | Message Detail
Good question, but I'd rather not know. I like my pride right where it is ^_^
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From: bacon warrior | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:23:59 PM | Message Detail
Fingering is teh sexay!
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From: TheRenegadesOfFunk | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:24:12 PM | Message Detail
I need a visual aid.
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From: sluggo409 | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:25:24 PM | Message Detail
eternally leaky

You mean the female genitalia is like my kitchen sink?

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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:26:10 PM | Message Detail
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From: Darkling Destroyer | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:27:20 PM | Message Detail
that sounds like a pain in the butt cause u must get wet pants.

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From: Eternal Blade | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:29:00 PM | Message Detail
posts to see what devlops while I sleep
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:29:26 PM | Message Detail
Yes.
Our underwear are always messed up.
That's why we change them and own so many.

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From: Sabre56 | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:30:37 PM | Message Detail
*bookmark posts*

So if it stretches to much, then it could be hangin at your ankles?
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:32:36 PM | Message Detail
Actually, just enough to capacitate the volume occupied by male testes...

They are analgous structures.
The labia are the reigon that holds the testicles for males.
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From: Darkling Destroyer | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:35:31 PM | Message Detail
Bump we are off to a good start but we need more details.

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From: Jar Jar Binks | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:36:54 PM | Message Detail
What about orgasms? Do you mainly feel them in the legs, like guys, or are they a whole-body thing?
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From: golduck342 | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:37:49 PM | Message Detail
does it hurt when the cervix gets poked?
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:38:21 PM | Message Detail
Well, I can't really speak for all females...

It's an entire-body thing when it's Grafenberg-induced and localized to the 'nub' when emerging from that center.

I often end up passing out or becoming very incoherent after a Grafenberg-induced orgasm due to low blood pressure...
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From: MiseryRain135 | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:38:27 PM | Message Detail
Are tentacle monsters good in bed?
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From: Sephiroth1221 | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:38:30 PM | Message Detail
You should see my girlfriend. We could be doing absolutely nothing resembling any sort of sexual activity. I could be eating chili and farting and her JEANS are wet. No just her underwear, her JEANS as well. And she is like this all the time. Now some may be grossed out by this but I think its so hot.

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From: Lost Prophets | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:38:43 PM | Message Detail
Whats with the multiple orgasms? I just can't imagine that.
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:39:52 PM | Message Detail
The cervix poking feels good if it's done with a blunt object...

I have never had sex with a tentacle monster.

Multiple orgasms are possible because there is nothing for females to recharge, in terms of bodily fluids.
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From: shadow conspiracy | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:40:07 PM | Message Detail
Do guys and girls orgasms feel the same, or do like girls' feel better because they have to do a long time?
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From: Darkling Destroyer | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:41:22 PM | Message Detail
UNE is da SWEETEST CHICK EVA!!

keep it coming. what is it like to be horney?

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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:41:37 PM | Message Detail
Shadow Conspiracy...

That cannot be known truly, yet.

I, for instance, have no clue what a male orgasm feels like, except from the receiving end, as it were.
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From: CanadianPsycho | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:41:44 PM | Message Detail
Wow, I think every guy on lue loves UNE now for being open about her sexuality.

anyways, like i always say...

it's not the wang that counts, it's how you use it.

btw UNE... i'm sure we'd all like to know what orgasming is like... and why men can only have 1 at a time without getting sore and women can have multiple in one session...
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From: Jar Jar Binks | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:41:55 PM | Message Detail
...

"What's it like to be horney?"
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From: golduck342 | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:42:04 PM | Message Detail
there is nothing for females to recharge

Now I've seen videos on kazaa that say different. Does that really happen naturally? If so, in what percentage of women?
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From: PassiveHaser | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:42:31 PM | Message Detail
Heh, I used to thinks he was the smartest person on LUE. This confirmed it.
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From: Jar Jar Binks | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:42:38 PM | Message Detail
btw UNE... i'm sure we'd all like to know what orgasming is like... and why men can only have 1 at a time without getting sore and women can have multiple in one session...

Guys can have multiple orgasms too. I had three without going soft once.
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From: Flooger | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:43:37 PM | Message Detail
Multiple orgasms are possible for guys to achieve, too. You just have to use your pubococcygeal muscle and hold back ejaculation. Orgasm and ejaculation are SEPERATE things.

Multiple orgasms are AMAZING...
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From: golduck342 | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:44:43 PM | Message Detail
Multiple orgasms are possible for guys to achieve, too. You just have to use your pubococcygeal muscle and hold back ejaculation. Orgasm and ejaculation are SEPERATE things.

Multiple orgasms are AMAZING...


INSTRUCTIONS NOW!
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From: Jolt | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:45:09 PM | Message Detail
Jar Jar is right, i have too. There r intervals between ejaculation tho, i suppose thats recharge time.
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From: CryptWurm | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:45:15 PM | Message Detail
wow, the things I have learned...
From: lightingspark06 | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:45:31 PM | Message Detail
Um...
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From: Smooth | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:45:56 PM | Message Detail
Yes, multiple orgasms are great for any sex. I love the body.
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From: incision | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:46:02 PM | Message Detail
What's it like on the inside parts?

o_0
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:46:41 PM | Message Detail
btw UNE... i'm sure we'd all like to know what orgasming is like... and why men can only have 1 at a time without getting sore and women can have multiple in one session...

It's like...
Your entire body shuts down in favor of a tingly rush through it.

Women have no moving parts to their genitals - nothing critical for function to refill.

Now I've seen videos on kazaa that say different. Does that really happen naturally? If so, in what percentage of women?

Yes, it does. It is unknown (though estimated wildly by some) the percentage of any sort of female orgasm because not all females can orgasm during sex, and some run in cycles.

"What's it like to be horney?"
Sexual desire is thought to be fairly universal. I'm sure you know what it is like to be horny.
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From: DrunkenToad | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:47:02 PM | Message Detail
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From: Nowhere Man | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:47:41 PM | Message Detail
o_O
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From: Flooger | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:48:21 PM | Message Detail
It would probably be against the TOS, since it is pretty explicit. I will try and use vague enough terms...

The way I know uses "kegel exercises". The pubococcygeal muscle is the muscle used when you are squeezing the last few drops of urine out after peeing and used by ejaculation. You have to do exercises by moving this quite a bit and exercising it, making it stronger, since it is used very rarely. After you have strengthened it by exercising (You have to do regular exercises for a while...), when you start to ejaculate, move this muscle and hold it in. It can be VERY tough to do, but when you do it, you can keep going. Once you practice at it though, it's GREAT!
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From: DrunkenToad | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:49:45 PM | Message Detail
Check.

I rather leave that to the ladies
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From: bomb319 | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:51:16 PM | Message Detail
*has teh bonar*

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From: Capt Winky | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:51:58 PM | Message Detail
*super tag*
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From: Ender Wiggin | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:52:15 PM | Message Detail
So do females like it best when you rub the upper part of their *you know what*?
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From: Scarlett | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:52:48 PM | Message Detail
Anal sex is great!
I'm sure some guys would agree too.
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From: Smooth | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:53:09 PM | Message Detail
How is anal?
Check.

If you want answers to your sexual questions, simply experiement. If you directed this question towards women, you need to find an experimental partner.
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From: Flooger | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:53:24 PM | Message Detail
Can you receive the same orgasim from anal as from regular sex?

Yes. Males can, too.
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:53:54 PM | Message Detail
Can you receive the same orgasim from anal as from regular sex?


No. Stimulating different parts of the genitalia have different sensations and lead to different types of orgasms, if any at all.

So do females like it best when you rub the upper part of their *you know what*?

You'd have to be more lucid about the *you know what*.

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From: Jar Jar Binks | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:54:14 PM | Message Detail
Does it really feel anything like warm apple pie?
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From: DrunkenToad | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:55:19 PM | Message Detail
Does a girl prefer if you lick her **** or rub it? Or is it better when you finger or lick her actual insides?
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:55:20 PM | Message Detail
Does it really feel anything like warm apple pie?

It's not lumpy or cinnamony.

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From: Dragonne | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:55:33 PM | Message Detail
circumsized or uncircumsized?
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From: prophecygirl | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:55:54 PM | Message Detail
Squishy.

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From: Devil You Know | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:56:37 PM | Message Detail
*tag*
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:57:49 PM | Message Detail
Does a girl prefer if you lick her **** or rub it? Or is it better when you finger or lick her actual insides?


Ask the chick you're with. This is a matter of subjective taste. I prefer gentle circles with a soft finger with a gentle Grafenberg stimulation with the tongue.

circumsized or uncircumsized?
Ask her. I have not experienced uncircumcized.

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From: spooj007 | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:58:12 PM | Message Detail
wow... this is too good not to read... oh, and i have the same question that that other guys does. tongue inside or out better?
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From: Smooth | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:58:37 PM | Message Detail
Ok, it was fun going a post frenzy at the LUE again. Now I must retire. G' night.
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From: DrunkenToad | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:58:44 PM | Message Detail
UNE... Are you sexy? PICS NOW!!!!
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From: golduck342 | Posted: 2/4/2003 9:59:12 PM | Message Detail
Thank you UNE and others, you have been very helpful. You're insight will not be forgotten.
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From: PassiveHaser | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:00:18 PM | Message Detail
UNE's smart, which is good enough for me.
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From: Jar Jar Binks | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:00:44 PM | Message Detail
What the hell? G spot stimulation with the tongue? Isn't it, like, way back there?
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From: bacon warrior | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:01:07 PM | Message Detail
UNE you are officially my idol. I'm gonna find something you say and sig. it.
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From: Session9 | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:01:48 PM | Message Detail
UNE, you need to make a topic called "I have the female genitalia, ask me anything!"
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:03:50 PM | Message Detail
tongue inside or out better?

Both! All over! Everywhere! Better yet... two tongues...

UNE... Are you sexy?
That has nothing to do with the Female Genitalia.

What the hell?

Yesh. Isn't it cool?

G spot stimulation with the tongue? Isn't it, like, way back there?
Nope. It's up front near the urethra. It's so close to the urethra that it's sometimes mistaken for it.

If I could, I would show you how very much the G-spot reigon resembles a penis head inside the body. The texture of the upper wall is like a penis, as well. That is, after all, where it comes from when you're developing in the womb.

UNE, you need to make a topic called "I have the female genitalia, ask me anything!"

Sorry. I try not to draw attention like that because I am truly not an attention whore.

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From: DrunkenToad | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:05:19 PM | Message Detail
UNE... Are you sexy?
That has nothing to do with the Female Genitalia.


I'll take that as a no.
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From: PassiveHaser | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:06:33 PM | Message Detail
Smart > Sexy
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From: Jolt | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:06:53 PM | Message Detail
The bigger the better, or is it how u use it, and if its the second one is it easier to use if its bigger?

Thx, U R teh awesomeness.
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From: bacon warrior | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:07:45 PM | Message Detail
You've been sigged. And quoted.
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:10:03 PM | Message Detail
The bigger the better, or is it how u use it, and if its the second one is it easier to use if its bigger?

In the heat of sex, you're not thinking about size. You're thinking about techniques and motion and slipping around. Size hardly matters -- too big and too small are bad, but most guys are average, and it doesn't matter.

It truly REALLY is how you use it. Your experience level and how passionate you are about your sexing (weird verb) is more important than the arbitrary length of your penis. You can have a gigantic penis and completely turn her off because you don't know how to use it to your advantage.

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Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: Jar Jar Binks | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:12:17 PM | Message Detail
What, do you think, is the absolute best size?
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From: TwilightDragoon | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:12:45 PM | Message Detail
It's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion of the ocean.
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From: bacon warrior | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:12:46 PM | Message Detail
BUMP!
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From: GamecubeGuru | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:12:54 PM | Message Detail
Kudos to UNE for explaining everything so well. This is truly a great opportunity for any guys who were curious as to how the female body works. Shame it'll probably be deleted for sexually explicit.
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From: ukealii50 | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:14:25 PM | Message Detail
tracking post...
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From: Flame of Wu Fei | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:15:29 PM | Message Detail
The sad thing is, UNE may not be a female...

^ ^ Just playing.
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:15:53 PM | Message Detail
What, do you think, is the absolute best size?
15 cm.

Shame it'll probably be deleted for sexually explicit.
Yeah... I'm so going to be modded.
*transmits information of great value, however... so there*
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From: bomb319 | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:17:14 PM | Message Detail
Have you ever used any vibrating electronic device, and how does it compare to the real thing?

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From: Nuclear Winter | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:18:05 PM | Message Detail
Wow, I think every guy on lue loves UNE now for being open about her sexuality.

I dont love her! She ruined my Republican Government!
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From: Jar Jar Binks | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:18:23 PM | Message Detail
5.8 inches is the best size? Why choose one so... average?
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From: PassiveHaser | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:21:04 PM | Message Detail
Because apparently that's just right.
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From: Kilgamesh | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:21:35 PM | Message Detail
www.google.com

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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:21:39 PM | Message Detail
Have you ever used any vibrating electronic device, and how does it compare to the real thing?

Yes. They can be infinitely better, depending on the person. Some guys just suck at sex... some are good. They cannot be compared. I must say, however, that I would not entirely mind if those vibrating devices were installed on men in lieu of an actual functioning penis.

5.8 inches is the best size? Why choose one so... average?

Too big is bad. Too small is bad. 15 cm = 6 in, btw. 7 in is too big. 4.5 in is too small. The end.

"Not too hot, not too cold... the porridge was justttt right."

I dont love her! She ruined my Republican Government!
Republican is a misnomer. It was thoroughly a dictatorship.
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Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: EvilTim | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:22:09 PM | Message Detail
Wow. UNE is so much braver than me. I never would have answered a post like this.
Guess I'm not as mature and confident as I thought I was. *sniffle*
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From: Jar Jar Binks | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:22:55 PM | Message Detail
If I remember correctly 2.56 centimetres is 1 inch, and 15 divided by 2.56 is 5.8- something.
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:25:59 PM | Message Detail
An inch is 2.54 cm.
The reciprocal of 2.54 is .394.

.394 x 15 = 5.91

.394 has been rounded from a non-transcendental radical.
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From: PassiveHaser | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:26:29 PM | Message Detail
Although this has nothing to do with Genitalia this has progressed into an ask me anything topic, so...

Do you read erotic literature?
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From: NastyTwig | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:26:49 PM | Message Detail
Okay... This isn't math class.

Best position?
From: Nuclear Winter | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:27:31 PM | Message Detail
In sense, all republics are a dictatorship. The President/Prime Minister has the supreme decision, but not supreme power. The lower politicials only have a say. Please dont argue with me about this, I'm in Honors American Governments (11th Grade class), and I'm only in 9th grade. (though summer school).
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From: MCX themasterisback | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:27:37 PM | Message Detail
The last girl I saw said I made her climax six times in one "session" we had...is that even humanly possible, or is she lying to me?

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From: DX Homey | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:28:07 PM | Message Detail
tag
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I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next".
They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:29:35 PM | Message Detail
Do you read erotic literature?
Yes. It's my substitute for visual pornography, which I find quite boring.

The last girl I saw said I made her climax six times in one "session" we had...is that even humanly possible, or is she lying to me?

It's possible, but it's more likely that she was just exploiting the idea of multiple orgasms to inflate your ego so you would like her more.

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Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: Nuclear Winter | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:29:48 PM | Message Detail
I mean I skipped 2 years of History by doing them over the summer at summer school. I also got 2 years ahead in math (1 year summer school). I'm in all honors classes.

Now for my question:

Do girls worry about getting pregnant if they take the pill before hand and the man doesn't wear a condom? Like do those thoughts pass through a womans mind?
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From: Jar Jar Binks | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:30:43 PM | Message Detail
I just started doing math again a month ago after having not done it for over a year and a half, so excuse me if I am a tad rusty.
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From: MCX themasterisback | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:31:44 PM | Message Detail
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:32:57 PM | Message Detail
Do girls worry about getting pregnant if they take the pill before hand and the man doesn't wear a condom? Like do those thoughts pass through a womans mind?


All the time. Most women are very aware that they may become pregnant, but often the pressure to have sex with their partner is overwhelming. They feel the must do the 'right' thing, but the 'right' thing is often dangerous to their future. Women are in tune with the fact that their bodies are possible containers for fetuses -- menstruation reinforces that fact monthly. It is most women's greatest fear (if they're trying not to conceive) to miss a period.

Very often, such fears inhibit their sexual desire or performance.
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Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: PassiveHaser | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:32:57 PM | Message Detail
Um, she was trying to get you to like her more...
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From: DarkCobra | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:35:22 PM | Message Detail
Does the..."smell"... of the male's... you know.. good or bad?
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From: PassiveHaser | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:36:00 PM | Message Detail
Heh, our food class smelled like that.
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From: WRXTC | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:36:12 PM | Message Detail
*has teh boner*

ROTFLMFAO
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From: F 22 | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:36:28 PM | Message Detail
bookmark
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From: Sharpsight | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:36:39 PM | Message Detail
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From: Castamir | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:38:14 PM | Message Detail
UNE, this is fascinating... I want to repay you for this, but I can't of anything, so I'll just say thank you. That labia = scrotum thing blew my mind.
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From: MCX themasterisback | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:40:03 PM | Message Detail
How should you tell a woman you don't want to have teh se><0rz because you don't want a baby?

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From: EvilTim | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:40:21 PM | Message Detail
For foreplay, is it best to start kissing, then start directly on her nipples, or around her breasts (then the nipples)?

Depends on the girl. Different girls like different things.

Do all girls get pleasure from their nipples being stimulated? Can it result in orgasm?

I don't know about ALL girls. Plenty do. And for some, yes it can.
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From: firedragon1689 | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:40:59 PM | Message Detail
1.Do you get nervous when guys stare at your parts?

2.Why do women wipe after they go peepee?

3.Do they really have those machines that give you tampons?
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From: Version 2 | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:41:10 PM | Message Detail
When I get my penis substituted with a vibrator and the girl goes into shock, I'm coming for you UNE.
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From: STAR | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:41:35 PM | Message Detail
*tags*
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Archery Mode
From: Thrash60 | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:44:00 PM | Message Detail
tag
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me want big boobs now blearagggggicontrolthemediaggggg!!
From: Version 2 | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:47:50 PM | Message Detail
"2.Why do women wipe after they go peepee?

3.Do they really have those machines that give you tampons?"


2. It's called "sanitation"

3. Yes.

Judging from your questions, I'd say it's against the TOS for you to be here.
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From: EvilTim | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:49:20 PM | Message Detail
1.Do you get nervous when guys stare at your parts?
That will depend on the girl.
Personally, I used to think it was funny because I would then make it clear to the guy that I caught him looking. I thought the blushes were hilarious.
....not very nice of me, but that was in high school.

2.Why do women wipe after they go peepee?
I'm having trouble thinking of a succinct way to explain this.

3.Do they really have those machines that give you tampons?
Yup. Sure do. Some dispense pads also. But those are always the horrible pads that are like an inch thick.
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From: jackdarippa | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:51:34 PM | Message Detail
Wow.I didn't know the LUE board was so...educational.
Who needs school when you have LUE?
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From: Marneus Calgar | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:53:32 PM | Message Detail
Indeed. It's like health class only firsthand!
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From: HawkMasterD | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:53:58 PM | Message Detail
2.Why do women wipe after they go peepee?
You ever given oral to a girl who hasn't? MY GOD, IT'S HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE.
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From: nonsense | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:56:53 PM | Message Detail
*tag*
Please let this topic be here in the morning...
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"I told u I was hardcore." — last words of Brandon Vedas
From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:57:46 PM | Message Detail
Does the..."smell"... of the male's... you know.. good or bad?

Bad, usually... wash, damn it. Old semen is yucky.

For foreplay, is it best to start kissing, then start directly on her nipples, or around her breasts (then the nipples)?

Whatever she prefers. This is a subjective question. If you were to ask me, personally, what I prefer, it's better to tease for as long as possible.

Do all girls get pleasure from their nipples being stimulated? Can it result in orgasm?

No. For some, it may result in orgasm.

How should you tell a woman you don't want to have teh se><0rz because you don't want a baby?

"I don't want to risk generating a baby with you at this time."

1.Do you get nervous when guys stare at your parts?

2.Why do women wipe after they go peepee?

3.Do they really have those machines that give you tampons?


1. No. It makes me think that they lack self-control, however.
2. Because our urethras are near our bodies and the urine can get on the parts around it.
3. Yes. Most of the time they're empty, though. They're $0.50 per tampon or pad, though, so bring your own is possible. Those machines eat my money all the time. :(

Who needs school when you have LUE?
School provides in-depth study into subjects. This is a very mere glossing of the facts.
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Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: Jimbo007 | Posted: 2/4/2003 10:58:00 PM | Message Detail
I am 8 inches...perhaps the death of my sex life...So what if I'm only 14 years old...

*gets out gun*
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From: Marneus Calgar | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:00:14 PM | Message Detail
School provides in-depth study into subjects. This is a very mere glossing of the facts.

So what? This is coming from a firsthand source!
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From: AntiBigBusiness | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:00:40 PM | Message Detail
*will be back later*

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Someone can do it better anyway. It's a fact" -The Vandals
From: Y2B2000 | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:04:31 PM | Message Detail
*bookmarks*
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Thanks to izzo for the account!
From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:05:16 PM | Message Detail
Man UNE, your just a sex encyclopedia aren't you?
just like me ^_^
*is shot*
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From: Marneus Calgar | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:08:00 PM | Message Detail
*is shot*
*pays sniper*
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"Only the breasts of carmen electra come close to perfect, but since they are not in my face, they are not perfect either." -DeathStarTrooper
From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:09:40 PM | Message Detail
Well it looks like a lot of UNE sex savvy is text book.
that I know from front to back
She's only got me beat in field experience.
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From: Fighter Fei | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:12:48 PM | Message Detail
someone archive this!!!!
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:14:50 PM | Message Detail
first 100 messages are archived :)
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From: Y2B2000 | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:16:06 PM | Message Detail
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From: Marneus Calgar | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:18:19 PM | Message Detail
I have the first 13 pages archived.
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:18:39 PM | Message Detail
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From: Time Noise | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:18:46 PM | Message Detail
*needs a tracking post*
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From: Marneus Calgar | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:22:41 PM | Message Detail
some can't get enough

lol, tell me about it. There's this one girl at my school who's earned the nickname "herpes hotel."
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From: C H E G G | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:25:31 PM | Message Detail

Lol, this is a funny topic
From: Muljo Stpho | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:27:48 PM | Message Detail
well this has been an educational 10-20 minutes of reading
kudos to UNE and others

keep up the good work

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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:28:41 PM | Message Detail
yeah,
there's a common misconception that you can't get STDs fro oral sex. Because of that cases of genital warts virus have increased. only the virus is being found in the mouth more
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From: ultimateomnimon | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:29:13 PM | Message Detail
*tags*
>_>

<_<
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From: Komodo117 | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:30:12 PM | Message Detail
If UNE is smart then the chances of her being attractive are like 100:1.

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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:30:30 PM | Message Detail
Do girls like to give head?
Some do, some don't. This is a subjective question.
In that instance, I use the Golden Rule "Do unto others as you would have done unto thyself."

Do girls like giving hand jobs?

See the answer above.
~~~
Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: FinalFantasy Fanatic | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:32:54 PM | Message Detail
Wow this is like health class without the disgusting thermal imaging of a boner.
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:36:48 PM | Message Detail
If UNE is smart then the chances of her being attractive are like 100:1.

Well that's unfair.

take playmates for example.
they're usually doctors or students.
and they're some of the most beautiful women in the world.

put I am suspicious why she won't post her pic.
probably low self confidence.
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From: nonsense | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:36:49 PM | Message Detail
How long do you expect or prefer your partner to last in "straightforward" sex? 20 minutes? 30? 40?
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:37:54 PM | Message Detail
How long do you expect or prefer your partner to last in "straightforward" sex? 20 minutes? 30? 40?

He or she has to last as long as I do.

put I am suspicious why she won't post her pic.
Actually, it's because I object to being objectified.
~~~
Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: dc2kimaging | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:38:26 PM | Message Detail
interesting

*bookmarks*
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From: nonsense | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:39:44 PM | Message Detail
Perhaps a bit less ambiguity? Even if it applies only to you, this would be some insight.
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:42:10 PM | Message Detail
How long do you expect or prefer your partner to last in "straightforward" sex? 20 minutes? 30? 40?

eh eh, straightforward sex = bad.
its not like she's a hooker and your just getting down to business.

Sex needs plenty of foreplay.
How much? depends on your partner.
On average, it takes women 70% longer to orgasm.
Remember that, go for the womans pleasure. it takes more effort. Odds are along the way you'll get yours, too
To answer you question anywhere between 15 - 20 min.

Don't ever rush sex.
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From: Shinigami Grahf | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:42:16 PM | Message Detail
*Glomps UNE* Hiya boss.

Nice to see you became LUE's sex ed teacher. Heh. n.n;
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:44:14 PM | Message Detail
Actually, it's because I object to being objectified.

Its just a pic.

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From: Turtlehawk | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:44:24 PM | Message Detail
How should you tell a woman you don't want to have teh se><0rz because you don't want a baby?

"I don't want to risk generating a baby with you at this time."


*flashback to Al Gore running for president*

Anyway, I have a tangentially related question for anyone who can answer it:

Sometimes, when get up after sitting for a while and stretch for the ceiling, I get a sort of pleasant body buzz, and feel inebriated for a few seconds (I've fallen down once or twice, but still count it as a positive experience.) This is the only time it happens. Does anyone know if this is merely low blood pressure, or what??
Thanks >_>
From: WRXTC | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:44:45 PM | Message Detail
*has teh boner and wants a pic*
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:45:06 PM | Message Detail
300 posts archived :)
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:45:51 PM | Message Detail
Perhaps a bit less ambiguity?
As long as it takes to get me off. There.

Its just a pic.
Tell that to Shinigami02 and ManaGoddess.

Greetings, Herr Grahf. I need that futon over there moved to that corner over *points* there.
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Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
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From: Fighter Fei | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:46:00 PM | Message Detail
there are only 156
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From: PassiveHaser | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:46:15 PM | Message Detail
I'm objectifying UNE on the grounds that she's super smart.
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:46:48 PM | Message Detail
woops
I mean 150 ^_^;
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:48:19 PM | Message Detail
Sometimes, when get up after sitting for a while and stretch for the ceiling, I get a sort of pleasant body buzz, and feel inebriated for a few seconds (I've fallen down once or twice, but still count it as a positive experience.) This is the only time it happens. Does anyone know if this is merely low blood pressure, or what??

That's generally referred to as a headrush. Your body was used to pumping fairly softly and evenly while you were sitting, and your body was fairly close together, and the blood pressure points were even throughout. When you stood up, suddenly, your heart had to pump harder to get the blood farther up, and most of the blood in your body rushed to your legs. That results in a loss of blood to the brain and you become lightheaded.
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Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: Shinigami Grahf | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:48:30 PM | Message Detail
Damn. You get right to business. ::Puts on his work clothes and starts moving furniture.::
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From: nonsense | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:49:09 PM | Message Detail
During foreplay and other stages of sex, cold hands are generally looked down upon, right? Is there any way to remedy this if my extremities naturally get colder when I get an erection? Will the girl be willing to overlook this?
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:49:42 PM | Message Detail
Tell that to Shinigami02 and ManaGoddess.
Actually I would consider it an ego boost.
Wouldn't it be nice if your having a bad day,
you go to LUE, post a random topic, and you get 15
posts out of nowhere reminding you that your "teh thexy."
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth! -GothicDruid Winner of the 2/2/03 sig contest
From: monkeyfinger | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:49:54 PM | Message Detail
This needs to be archived. Where's that TI92 guy when you need him?
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:50:12 PM | Message Detail
During foreplay and other stages of sex, cold hands are generally looked down upon, right? Is there any way to remedy this if my extremities naturally get colder when I get an erection? Will the girl be willing to overlook this?


Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You can warm them up by massaging her body. The friction will generate heat.
~~~
Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:50:56 PM | Message Detail
"During foreplay and other stages of sex, cold hands are generally looked down upon, right? Is there any way to remedy this if my extremities naturally get colder when I get an erection? Will the girl be willing to overlook this?"

keep your hands in your pockets.
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth! -GothicDruid Winner of the 2/2/03 sig contest
From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:52:02 PM | Message Detail
you go to LUE, post a random topic, and you get 15
posts out of nowhere reminding you that your "teh thexy."


Actually, it would make me feel like an attention whore, which I do not abide by. I'm getting the attention I want right now, via intellect and the disbursement of facts. My genitals say so.
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Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: Shinigami Grahf | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:52:19 PM | Message Detail
::Takes a break and decides to ask a question.::

I have a question oh Mistress UNE.

Can the labia tear? My girlfriend was telling me that she was pleasing herself, and she hurt a bit because she parted the lips a bit too much or somethin'. She's a virgin, by the way. Just curious.
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"Shinigami Grahf is righter than right, boys and girls." ~ Edible
From: Turtlehawk | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:52:34 PM | Message Detail
Dag-gunnit! I knew there was a simple explanation... I even heard of a headrush before, thanks though!
From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:53:23 PM | Message Detail
...erm before sex.

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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:54:10 PM | Message Detail
Can the labia tear?
OWIE! YES! They tear near the intersection of the base and the labia... sometimes they tear in the folds and it hurts like immense terribleness. Sometimes they tear during intercourse due to stretching and movement and friction.

OWIE.

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Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: Sharpsight | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:54:28 PM | Message Detail
keep your hands in your pockets while having sex? wtf?
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From: Shinigami Grahf | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:56:15 PM | Message Detail
Eeek. Sounds bad.

*Note to self: Be gentle to girlfriend's vagina.
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"Shinigami Grahf is righter than right, boys and girls." ~ Edible
From: Ramune | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:57:02 PM | Message Detail
Damn, she talks the same way my first and only girlfriend did. I hope she's not as cruel though.
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From: Seifer 87 | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:57:25 PM | Message Detail
*posts before going to bed*
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"The hunter shall surpass all who come before him"
From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:57:56 PM | Message Detail
keep your hands in your pockets while having sex? wtf?
I said before.
if the ex comes out of nowhere.
do what une said.
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From: nonsense | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:58:06 PM | Message Detail
Moving right along...
Was it painful and/or bloody to lose your maidenhead? If you lost it during a sexual encounter, did you finish having sex or stop? Do the remnants of the cherry remain after being punctured?
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From: Shinigami Grahf | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:58:57 PM | Message Detail
Actually, UNE reminds me a lot of my girlfriend in the way she talks and how intelligent she is.

That's why I kinda look up to UNE and think she's cool and stuff.

Intelligence > j00
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"Shinigami Grahf is righter than right, boys and girls." ~ Edible
From: Castamir | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:59:45 PM | Message Detail
There is actually something I'm not sure of. Why do the vulvae of heavily promiscuous actually get physically loose? You've explained that the labia is easily stretched, but how does sex account for a stretching of the labia? I've never really done an in depth examination of a vulva, but I'm pretty sure none of my ex's got noticeably looser in my time with them, and I'm not exactly small down there... Also, I was with one girl not to long ago who looked quite 'loose,' but I didn't actually fit in her. It was like trying to stick a wang inside a bottle; it didn't even budge. I'm about 7" and have never had that problem before or after her, and I assume most guys are around that size, so what accounts for her "loose" appearance? Does she just have a small vagina?
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From: hellblade | Posted: 2/4/2003 11:59:50 PM | Message Detail
What happens when you poke "it" with the blunt end of a longsword (the old one)
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That's some tasty dolphin.-Bender1616 on a topic of what tuna is made of.
From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:00:11 AM | Message Detail
yeah that I always wondered.
It know it hurts like hell is the woman is not lubiracted.
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From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:02:17 AM | Message Detail
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From: Ramune | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:02:17 AM | Message Detail
Shini, I'd feel the same way too. But I've still got resentment. And high school was so long ago.
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From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:03:36 AM | Message Detail
And Version 2: Consider yourself sigged.
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When I get my ***** substituted with a vibrator and the girl goes into shock, I'm coming for you UNE. - Version 2
From: Evil Dreams | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:05:04 AM | Message Detail
What is the longest orgasm you've had and you know of any other female to have had?

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From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:05:53 AM | Message Detail
Oh, and if you have sex too much, is it possible that the vagina will stretch more and more and become less tight? And if you don't have sex or masturbate for a long time, will it tighten back? (Damn...I forgot that word for that...)
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When I get my ***** substituted with a vibrator and the girl goes into shock, I'm coming for you UNE. - Version 2
From: C H E G G | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:07:01 AM | Message Detail
Warning, Very offensive stuff ahead, its not porn though

http://www.myvag.net/index.shtml

That site might answer your questions, mostly an educational site.
From: IsamuKun | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:07:01 AM | Message Detail
*tags*

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From: Gorthaur the Cruel | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:07:31 AM | Message Detail
What is your advice for breaking the Hymen?
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BeowulfGallant: I'm kind of suicidal in a I hope they die screaming kind of way
From: Shinigami Grahf | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:07:32 AM | Message Detail
Like UNE's been saying. A lot of this is subjective.

About breasts, my girlfriend loves when I massage hers and toy with her nipples. Sometimes she can even get off on that.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks I guess.
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"Shinigami Grahf is righter than right, boys and girls." ~ Edible
From: hellblade | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:08:05 AM | Message Detail
UNE HAS BEEN EXPOSED!
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That's some tasty dolphin.-Bender1616 on a topic of what tuna is made of.
From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:08:30 AM | Message Detail
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From: dj kornphlake | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:09:06 AM | Message Detail
*tag*

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From: Cucumber Man | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:10:49 AM | Message Detail
omg
BEST.TOPIC.EVAR.
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:11:17 AM | Message Detail
Damn, she talks the same way my first and only girlfriend did. I hope she's not as cruel though.

*is only cruel when it is necessary to get what she wants*
*prefers to manipulate with pleasant sensations rather than scathing remarks, however*

Was it painful and/or bloody to lose your maidenhead?
I really couldn't tell because the entire ordeal was frightening, unusual, painful, and illegal.

Do the remnants of the cherry remain after being punctured?
Yes. They fall off after awhile. How? Well... you know how when you bite your cheek you have a flap of skin just hanging there? If you don't pick at it, it falls off because the moisture and movement tear it off.

Why do the vulvae of heavily promiscuous actually get physically loose?
The vulva is the entire outer genital reigon. The labia become 'loose' from movement and poking and manipulation. They are VERY elastic, but they do not rebound very well. They stretch out, but do not unstretch.

but I'm pretty sure none of my ex's got noticeably looser in my time with them

You'd have to poke pretty hard. Most stretching is from masturbation and foreplay.

I'm about 7" and have never had that problem before or after her, and I assume most guys are around that size, so what accounts for her "loose" appearance?

Outer looseness is not equal to inner looseness... The state of the labia does not affect the tightness of the vagina. You can masturbate a lot and end up with flappy labia, but have an incredibly tight vagina. They don't really correspond to each other.

When I do it to my girlfriend, she says it tickles and makes me stop. Is this the same for you, or am I doing it wrong?

She might just be telling you that she may end up laughing her ass off if you don't stop. The breasts are tender and sensitive... you can start a giggle-riot if you're not careful. I generally don't have that problem.

For you, how does receiving anal feel?
Like... feces. You don't need to penetrate far for females with anal. Less than one inch is the area with the most nerve endings. Generally, mild pressure on the anus is all that is needed for complete stimulation in that reigon.

I know it's supposed to hurt the first time, but how do you get used to the feeling?
It may never happen. Practice, care, and lubrication are the keys there. Lots and lots of care, comfort, reassurance, and cuddling are necessary to get her to loosen up.

What is the longest orgasm you've had and you know of any other female to have had?
I don't know about other females... ask them. As for me... I pass out, usually, so I don't really know.

Oh, and if you have sex too much, is it possible that the vagina will stretch more and more and become less tight?
Yes, but only to the width of the largest object she's had.

And if you don't have sex or masturbate for a long time, will it tighten back?
Hmmm... no. The only thing you can do to tighten it is to exercise the muscles of the vaginal walls. Kegel exercises, as described below, are the answer there. Also -- you can have it remedied surgically, but this is debatably immoral since it injures the female when she has sex.

What is your advice for breaking the Hymen?
Slowly, carefully, and HOLD HER. Don't rush. If she says stop, by all means STOP. Lots and lots of lubrication. These are all things I wish I had when mine was broken.
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Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: nonsense | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:14:42 AM | Message Detail
"I really couldn't tell because the entire ordeal was frightening, unusual, painful, and illegal."

...
I'm sorry.
*decides not to pry*

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From: Gorthaur the Cruel | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:16:07 AM | Message Detail
I've heard you say once not to use your penis, but your hand...

Advice still hold true?
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Ut sementem feceris ita metes.
BeowulfGallant: I'm kind of suicidal in a I hope they die screaming kind of way
From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:18:50 AM | Message Detail
I've heard you say once not to use your penis, but your hand...
Advice still hold true?


Absolutely. Please cut and file your nails first.
The best way the I have found to do that is to kiss their tummy while massaging inside and finding the exact center... gently poke at it until it breaks. There will be some small amount of blood - don't freak out. Then hold her until she's ready.
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Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:19:49 AM | Message Detail
I've heard you say once not to use your penis, but your hand...
true.
use lube.
ease in 1 finger.
then ease in 2.
then go for your penis.
be gentle!
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From: NickBush24 | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:19:55 AM | Message Detail
*posts so he can save topic*
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From: ZERO86 | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:20:17 AM | Message Detail
I, actually, have found this topic very educational. Thank you UNE for your interesting factoids of life.

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From: SutterCane | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:20:34 AM | Message Detail
^^ Agreed.

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From: hellblade | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:21:33 AM | Message Detail
My Question was never answerd....

*cried in corner
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That's some tasty dolphin.-Bender1616 on a topic of what tuna is made of.
From: Saitou7777 | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:22:11 AM | Message Detail
*post*
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:23:11 AM | Message Detail
I'll try.
repost it.
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth! -GothicDruid Winner of the 2/2/03 sig contest
From: Pinball | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:25:48 AM | Message Detail
Yup, BEST. TOPIC. EVER.

Thanks to UNE for being so honest in answering all of our questions. It seems she's had a lot of experience.

I wonder how old UNE is???
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Why is it that the hardest people to get on the phone work at the phone company???
From: nonsense | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:26:47 AM | Message Detail
Is that generally the best thing to wonder out loud when you don't have a deathwish?
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:28:34 AM | Message Detail
I have already been modded twice in this topic. Thanks for censoring anatomical and physiological education, you guys! You're doing so much to improve the moral standards and intellectual knowledge of this board!

What happens when you poke "it" with the blunt end of a longsword (the old one)
The same thing that happens when you poke 'it' with the blunt end of a revolver.

I wonder how old UNE is???
I am 21 years old.
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Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: Komodo117 | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:31:18 AM | Message Detail
take playmates for example.
they're usually doctors or students.


Yeah whatever! Most want to be models or actresses! Show me the proof most are doctors! And you don't have to be smart to be a student.

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From: Pinball | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:33:55 AM | Message Detail
UNE should be entered into the LUE Hall Of Fame!
This topic is arguably one of the best topics in the history of LUE. It seems she knows a lot about sexuality and she's only 21 years old. You go girl!
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Why is it that the hardest people to get on the phone work at the phone company???
From: fernan1234 | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:36:14 AM | Message Detail
You are a very cool girl UNE, thanks for sharing all this information.

Did you loose karma in your moderations? something tells me you really care for your karma.
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:38:40 AM | Message Detail
Did you loose karma in your moderations? something tells me you really care for your karma.
No karma lost .... yet... I do love my karma. It means that I have posted well and 'clean' enough to not evoke wrath from the readership and the mods.

*has failed this evening*

Thank you, everyone. I have enjoyed sating some amount of your curiosity about females. It has always seemed to me that teenage males (and even adult males) lack a straightforward source on even basic facts about females, both physiologically and psychologically.
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Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: Conrad4 | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:39:12 AM | Message Detail
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From: XiMagus | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:41:57 AM | Message Detail
It's wet. Definitely wet.
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From: Pinball | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:44:16 AM | Message Detail
Thank you, everyone. I have enjoyed sating some amount of your curiosity about females. It has always seemed to me that teenage males (and even adult males) lack a straightforward source on even basic facts about females, both physiologically and psychologically.

Thank you! I've read all 22 pages! Whew! That's a lot of questions UNE answered. The important thing is that UNE didn't loose any karma. Thanks for taking the time to educate us guys. After reading this topic I know a lot more about females than before :)
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Why is it that the hardest people to get on the phone work at the phone company???
From: Beer Hunter | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:45:50 AM | Message Detail
Conrad, I was about to flame you, but then I read your signature.
From: Castamir | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:46:07 AM | Message Detail
UNE... *bows head and leaves topic*
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From: Pinball | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:46:36 AM | Message Detail
But in real life most of you would call her a cheap whore for doing and knowing such things.

What things??? Just because she has a lot of experience about sex doesn't mean that she's a whore. Maybe you would call her that in real life but I sure wouldn't.
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Why is it that the hardest people to get on the phone work at the phone company???
From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:48:09 AM | Message Detail
She talks about sex and loses no karma, I on the other hand ask some questions and lose karma. =|
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When I get my ***** substituted with a vibrator and the girl goes into shock, I'm coming for you UNE. - Version 2
From: Ramune | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:49:23 AM | Message Detail
"*is only cruel when it is necessary to get what she wants*
*prefers to manipulate with pleasant sensations rather than scathing remarks, however*"

I was getting afraid until you said you were 21. Wrong age.
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From: Conrad4 | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:51:33 AM | Message Detail
Conrad, I was about to flame you, but then I read your signature.

Flame me over what?

I wasn't even flaming anyone or talking to you, JA
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Hate the idiocy, not the idiot-Conrad4
From: Sharpsight | Posted: 2/5/2003 1:03:17 AM | Message Detail
Thank you UME and everybody else who answered questions. Learned many things this topic.

With only 14 mods, too! Nice.
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From: firedragon1689 | Posted: 2/5/2003 1:07:47 AM | Message Detail
*comes out of goatse's *ahem*
sharpsight, leave now for your soul will be trapped by the trinity. better leave while you still ca...
*evil poop pulls me back inside*
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From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 2/5/2003 1:44:23 AM | Message Detail
Bump?
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Pinoy Clan Ninja Panda
When I get my ***** substituted with a vibrator and the girl goes into shock, I'm coming for you UNE. - Version 2
From: bigocto | Posted: 2/5/2003 1:45:19 AM | Message Detail
Bump
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From: kyle188 | Posted: 2/5/2003 1:50:34 AM | Message Detail
*posts to read at a later date*
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From: LoC Drewsiph | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:02:11 AM | Message Detail
lots of info here. wow. and this has always been pestering me...

UNE: where did you get your sig from? the one with Death talking.
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And you will shed tears of scarlet.-Vicious
From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:09:23 AM | Message Detail
UNE: where did you get your sig from? the one with Death talking.

SPOILER

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
It's right after the second room full of wargs, where Death stops you and tells you to leave

SPOILER

Dracula alone. You proceed and he says

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You shall regret those words. We will meet again.

And then he:
*steals your armor*
From: Dark RPG Wizard 06 | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:12:00 AM | Message Detail
*reads through the entire topic* UNE is god. *nods*
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From: batman the | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:25:26 AM | Message Detail
*post*
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From: Dante demon killer | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:37:11 AM | Message Detail
Hmmm... interesting. Everything I wanted to know about Female Genitalia but was afraid to ask.
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From: Simba Jones | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:43:44 AM | Message Detail
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From: Garland999yrs | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:48:26 AM | Message Detail
very informative.also, pardon me if I seem a bit foolish but what is Grafenber?never heard of it before.
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From: Cheradenine | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:07:39 AM | Message Detail
UNE, you have actually broken a girls hymen? More than once? Well I never thought I'd actually find something sexual that I hadn't done.

Oh, and I'd like to apologize for my previous animosity towards you. You are obviously a hell of a lot more intelligent and sensitive than I gave you credit for. I'm sorry.

by the way, how does everyone here pronounce UNE? For me it's Oonee ^_^
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A truth that's told with bad intent,
Beats all the lies you can invent ~ William Blake
From: lonebb | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:14:05 AM | Message Detail
After reading through this topic, I am once again shocked and appalled at the random intelligence that spews forth from the board. I can safely say that I have indeed learned something, and, to spite UNE, I've probably learned more here than in any Health class I've ever taken.

Out of the messages that were modded, were any saved, and were any worth reading?
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Chun-Li is so cute when she's angry..
Overheard just before Guile's untimely death
From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:24:23 AM | Message Detail
Like, permanently?
Yes, unless you have them surgically altered.

If you hung upside down for one hour, then had a Grafenberg-induced orgasm, would your head burst?
I don't know. Perhaps I'll need to experiment later.

I think he means, "For guys it's *boing*, what's it like for women?"
I replied that sexual desire is fairly universal. You desire sex while horny.

Uhh, I wasn't aware that the tounge could go that deep.
Egads, people... The Grafenberg spot is less than 2 inches in, usually closer to 1 inch.

Wait, either you or I am confused.
That would be you. The Grafenberg spot is a reigon of the inner portion of female genitalia that actually resembles the head of a penis. I'm not kidding at all. If you poke farther back, you'll feel ribbing and veining analogous to the rest of the shaft.

very informative.also, pardon me if I seem a bit foolish but what is Grafenber?
The Grafenberg spot is commonly known as the G-Spot. It's a small reigon on the inside portion of the female genitalia that houses a very sensitive area that can possibly (and generally does) lead to a more satisfying orgasm than 'nub' stimulation. That question, amongst others, is the reason that this topic exists. *would bet most people had no idea until it was used in context, anyway*

UNE, you have actually broken a girls hymen? More than once?
Three. Once was not for me, though, but for a close male friend who was terminally frightened of his girlfriend being in pain by his hand (or otherwise). His girlfriend got fed up with his reluctance so they both asked me if I would consent to assisting them with their predicament.

Oh, and I'd like to apologize for my previous animosity towards you.
That's fine. Thank you.

by the way, how does everyone here pronounce UNE?
I pronounce it "user-name-error"... or "Sarah". Kilgamesh pronounces it "Choo". Calathar pronounces it "Oonie". I believe some have pronounced it "Yoonie", which is mildly insulting since Yuna is a wimp with no interesting dark magic of her own.

Out of the messages that were modded, were any saved, and were any worth reading?

Heh... well, I have two recorded right now in my moderated messages...

One was a comparison between males dripping semen and females dripping constantly.

The other had three parts:
A query about the inside structure of the female genitals.
A question about the taste of male semen.
A question about anal sex.
This post was modded for describing the taste of male semen and my insistence that it's not illegal to try it yourself, and that it won't kill you. It was compared to swallowing your own saliva.
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Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: Corona Genesis | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:33:42 AM | Message Detail
*just read all the pages* Thanks UNE! ^_^
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From: lonebb | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:35:58 AM | Message Detail
Wait, okay, on that subject, why IS it that females need pads for that kind of problem, if it's a self cleaning thing, and guys.. don't? I mean, obviously both gender's systems have self cleaning systems. So how exactly does that work?
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Chun-Li is so cute when she's angry..
Overheard just before Guile's untimely death
From: Hamakua Boy | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:43:18 AM | Message Detail
Neat topic, one description that almost surfaced and is an answer to. To the guys wondering what the inside feels like, closest thing would be the inside of your cheek.

And to girls who are wondering about guys, close your eye lid and rub your eyeball, similar to the middle part on a guy.

-thought I would contribute.-

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From: lonebb | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:55:09 AM | Message Detail
I dunno, MY eyelid seems quite a bit rougher than my shaft usually is. Then again, I probably clean excessivley down there.

Ha ha, funny funny. Anyway.
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Chun-Li is so cute when she's angry..
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From: MrSpookysWrath | Posted: 2/5/2003 4:20:08 AM | Message Detail
Wait, okay, on that subject, why IS it that females need pads for that kind of problem, if it's a self cleaning thing, and guys.. don't? I mean, obviously both gender's systems have self cleaning systems. So how exactly does that work?

If you are a guy, and your underpants are that moist... you have a problem, my friend. Males produce much less fluids than females do.

Females don't even have to be sexually stimulated to produce anyting, while males do.

So, the need of a pad for wet-ness is just for comfortablity.

Unless you were talking about periods (which is self-explanitory) I think that should answer your question.
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From: BBJ | Posted: 2/5/2003 4:53:51 AM | Message Detail
*Tracking Post*
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From: Hidekazu Kushima | Posted: 2/5/2003 5:20:04 AM | Message Detail
nice topic, is quite shocking though, the lack of even basic knowledge about girls and the kit they carry with them every day...

i only have a single question, it is about this elusive g-spot. now i've done extensive 'exploration' in there, 2 things i have noticed.

1 is the 'supposed' g-spot, as in 2/3 inches up the front wall, a soft 'bump' of flesh. extensive massage/pressing just leads to her wanting to pee.

2 is the spot you mentioned, when Mr Finger has been in, he noticed the 'folds' you described and the little pokey outy bit, though when played with doesn't seem to produce anything...

that said, research is fun, she's does that cute 'where the hell am i?' light headed thing, but if there's something better then i wanna see if i can get her to touch the ceiling.

^___^

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From: Cheradenine | Posted: 2/5/2003 5:29:52 AM | Message Detail
I'd just like to add, as a direct answer to the topic title, that despite all the obvious hormonal hassles it's great to be female and have the attendant physiology.
In short: ****ing great! :D
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From: Linkus Hylianus | Posted: 2/5/2003 5:39:17 AM | Message Detail
Hello, Cheradenine :D
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*bookmarks*
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*Tags for possible future reference*
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*Tags*
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From: Caustic Saint | Posted: 2/5/2003 6:47:38 AM | Message Detail
*Posts just to get in on the topic that may never die.*
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From: richie259 | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:13:37 AM | Message Detail
*posts for later as well*
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From: Curt Cobain | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:21:26 AM | Message Detail
hmmm....

*thanks god for Legend account*
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From: ultimateomnimon | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:27:24 AM | Message Detail
*tags*
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From: shadow conspiracy | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:27:29 AM | Message Detail
Holy ****. I leave this topics at >100 posts and nows it turned to 250 overnight. Holy ****.
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From: DeeDeeTee | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:31:30 AM | Message Detail
Wow...craziest topic EVAR. Nice read though. I want to call the GF after reading this. Shes going to wonder though why I suddenly have much more info than I did before...

*starts to think of a lie*

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From: nessdude15 | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:34:52 AM | Message Detail
why was it 'illegal' UNE? were u just underage? or was it rape or something. im not trying to be insensitive, just wunnering.
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From: E Dub | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:49:55 AM | Message Detail
Sigged
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From: Tessai | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:50:19 AM | Message Detail
Great info UNE, thanks!

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From: Muljo Stpho | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:51:22 AM | Message Detail
is the 'supposed' g-spot, as in 2/3 inches up the front wall, a soft 'bump' of flesh. extensive massage/pressing just leads to her wanting to pee.
I saw something that said that that's what it will feel like to her if she's going to squirt. so tell her to just go along with it and enjoy the feeling. (you may want to lay down some towels first.)

(I'm assuming I'm right, but I wouldn't know from experience or anything so UNE or someone else will have to verify
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kid of like pie... apple pie
From: dino2001 | Posted: 2/5/2003 8:13:11 AM | Message Detail
<marks for l8r>

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From: FFKonoko | Posted: 2/5/2003 8:26:19 AM | Message Detail
*tags*
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From: Secret Agent Man | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:16:51 AM | Message Detail
This is the best topic ever.

And I pronounce UNE "Yoon".
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From: assasyn911 | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:33:00 AM | Message Detail
*tracking post*

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From: Bobafat | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:35:47 AM | Message Detail

BEST TOPIC. EVAR

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From: Cyber Dan | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:40:47 AM | Message Detail
<_<
>_>
(teh tracking post)
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From: shinigami02 | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:56:30 AM | Message Detail
I wish I had seen this topic earlier; it would have been fun to participate. However, I will tell you that UNE clearly has a lot more knowledge than I do. This is probably at least partially because I have only slept with one person once, and that a girl my age when I was thirteen and neither of us knew what we were doing. In short, thank you, UNE, for informing not only the hapless males of LUE but this hapless female as well. I salute you.

And I pronounce "UNE" like the French.
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From: Srygonic | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:03:46 AM | Message Detail
*tags*
From: andydude21 | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:08:12 AM | Message Detail
GREATEST TOPIC EVAR!
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From: Liquid Lethargy | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:11:22 AM | Message Detail

This topic is pretty awesome. O_o I feel I've learned a lot.

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From: Sorce | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:33:44 AM | Message Detail
*Another tag-along*
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From: CubeKnight | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:41:01 AM | Message Detail
UNE, you are my idol.
I'll be sure to check this when I get a gf (could take ages, but...)
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From: Rikardos | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:45:50 AM | Message Detail
He or she has to last as long as I do.

UNE, a female, posts this and LUE doesn't go berserk? WTF?

Well done on dishing the info though :-)
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From: Tooth Pick | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:01:04 PM | Message Detail
*claps* Bravo you have a good head on your shoulders, and you play Castlevania to boot!
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From: doomsayer13 | Posted: 2/5/2003 12:24:42 PM | Message Detail
One thing is for sure, all women are different. The most effective way of pleasuring a woman is to ask her what feels good and tell her to give you updates. Hopefully your woman will know enough about herself to tell you.

For example, many girls find that hitting the cervix is either not stimulating or can actually hurt, but some girls can have cervixal orgasms. Being with someone initially is like gathering data and by the time you're consistently engaged in sexual activity with them, you'll know them well enough to perform every time. Why is it that girls who break up with their boyfriends will sometimes keep coming back for sex? That's right, the boyfriend probably knows her and the sex will be that good.
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From: Version 2 | Posted: 2/5/2003 1:49:41 PM | Message Detail
I pronounce UNE as...Well, it's hard to type the pronunciation, but as Lady Une from Gundam Wing.

But anyways, that must suck for females. Guys can have sex as much as they want, and will probably just build up endurance, while girls get...Err, looser, since I can't think of a more appropriate term. But they do get multiple orgasms.

"omg u poo hed guyz kan two!" - I mush rather not get blue balls.
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:03:42 PM | Message Detail
why IS it that females need pads for that kind of problem, if it's a self cleaning thing, and guys.. don't? I

I think you're mixing up female normal fluids with female menstrual fluids... Most women do not use pads for normal discharges. It washes off underwear very easily, considering it's water-soluable.

So how exactly does that work?

The discharge is highly acidic and contains enzymes that clear out old skin cells and kills bacteria (and sperm) with extreme indifference.

why was it 'illegal' UNE?
It was illegal because I could not and did not consent.

I saw something that said that that's what it will feel like to her if she's going to squirt.
While it is true that G-spot orgasms lead to squirting behavior in some women, most women do not ever squirt.

UNE, a female, posts this and LUE doesn't go berserk? WTF?
It's fairly well-known.

But they do get multiple orgasms.

Multiple orgasms (which are actually quite rare) are not a fair tradeoff for menstrual cramps.
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:04:57 PM | Message Detail
Why is it that girls who break up with their boyfriends will sometimes keep coming back for sex?

Sex makes most women feel wanted. Obviously they didn't feel wanted in terms of a relationship.
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From: richie259 | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:06:30 PM | Message Detail
My girlfriend isn't sure if she still has her hymen. I've used my finger before and there's no blood. She's a virgin. Is it pretty safe to assume she lost is already somehow?
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From: richie259 | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:06:50 PM | Message Detail
I guess what I'm asking is, how deep is it?
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richie, People like you make the world a better place, thanks. ~ golduck342 in response to me posting pics of cheerleaders in lingerie
From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:07:23 PM | Message Detail
Is it pretty safe to assume she lost is already somehow?

Well, if you poke all the way up, and there's nothing stoping you except the cervix, it's safe to assume the hymen is gone.

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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:08:26 PM | Message Detail
I guess what I'm asking is, how deep is it?
It varies.

There's no way to tell. Reach farther if you're unsure.
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From: richie259 | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:09:04 PM | Message Detail
My middle finger is the longest and its gone all the way. I guess its clear.
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richie, People like you make the world a better place, thanks. ~ golduck342 in response to me posting pics of cheerleaders in lingerie
From: JC Denton | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:14:48 PM | Message Detail
I think i'm a weird guy.

I can and have been having multiple orgasms since I was 13. I simply yank off, spunk (the first time), wait for the orgasm to die down yet still stroke the wang to keep it hard, then jack again. The only thing stopping me from going past about 10 is that my arm gets tired.
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From: richie259 | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:18:01 PM | Message Detail
Wish I could sig that 0_0
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richie, People like you make the world a better place, thanks. ~ golduck342 in response to me posting pics of cheerleaders in lingerie
From: Castamir | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:21:25 PM | Message Detail
Yesterday, after I had orgasmed, I was walking back to my room and I climaxed again. There was no ejaculation or anything; it seemed like an "aftershock," if you will. It was pleasant, but there was no stimulation, so how did that happen? It only lasted a second or two, so I wouldn't call it a full fledged point of climax, but... the same feeling, just not as long, y'know?
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From: liontamer | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:25:22 PM | Message Detail
wow, I had no idea about a lot of this stuff, lol and I'm in college. yeah, sex ed. wasn't great at my school
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From: Ghost Marshmallow | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:28:52 PM | Message Detail
Untill this i knew almost nothing about the female genetalia. Now i know everything.... anyway just wanna say thanks to UNE forr all this stuff.
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From: Lady Sunset | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:29:38 PM | Message Detail
Hey, great topic! *Claps for UNE's commendable approach to answering all these questions*

I believe some have pronounced it "Yoonie", which is mildly insulting since Yuna is a wimp with no interesting dark magic of her own.

(Hehe. In my game, I felt compelled to use friend spheres and give Yuna double-cast Ultima.)
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From: Cyber Dan | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:30:50 PM | Message Detail
Wow.
absolute. WOW.
I'm with Rikardos on this, not alot of people picked up on (or at least posted on it) the bi undertone of UNE's posts.
Didn't anybody realize that UNE admitted she "broke" a girl in?
<gigantic o_0'>
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From: nessdude15 | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:32:01 PM | Message Detail
"why was it 'illegal' UNE?
It was illegal because I could not and did not consent."

Im sorry..... group hug

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From: blitzball2k3 | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:34:04 PM | Message Detail
Wow, this was a really cool indepth topic...!
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From: Cyber Dan | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:35:26 PM | Message Detail
Yes, I was going to say the same thing that Nessdude did.
=(
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From: RPG ace | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:38:05 PM | Message Detail
*bookmarks*
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HAHA!U wasted 5 seconds of ur lief reading my sig!HAHA
From: IrregularZero | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:41:42 PM | Message Detail
*sigh*
20 minutes into reading this, and I've learned more then I have in a whole semester in school...
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From: Version 2 | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:43:34 PM | Message Detail
Cut or Uncut, UNE? And I'm not talking about pornography.
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From: fuzzy510 | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:44:17 PM | Message Detail
Didn't that incident scar you, UNE?
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From: Cyber Dan | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:48:28 PM | Message Detail
^
<rolls eyes>
Yes, share with us how hurt you are. NOW.
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From: Castamir | Posted: 2/5/2003 2:55:59 PM | Message Detail
If someone wouldn't mind posting after me, I'd like to archive this page now.
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From: SolarBlue375 | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:00:33 PM | Message Detail
Okay.
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From: SaxatomicM | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:13:34 PM | Message Detail
Hmmm...
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From: Gameace19 | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:14:46 PM | Message Detail
*for future reference*
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From: Paladin Z | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:24:21 PM | Message Detail
hmmm.... I think I need to save this thing..... anybody care to tell me how to do that?

Course with my lack of luck in the women department I don't know if I will get you use any of this knowledge anytime soon...

but I can hope.
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From: bacon warrior | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:24:25 PM | Message Detail
UNE IS THE GODDESS OF THE FEMALE GENITALS!
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:26:09 PM | Message Detail
Now i know everything....
Nuh uh. Keep studying.

Cut or Uncut, UNE?
I cannot have a preference, as I have not yet tried both.

Didn't that incident scar you, UNE?
Whatever. Life goes on.

"What's it like to be a Beatle?"
Paul: "I don't know. What's it like to not be a Beatle?"

I have a question about male anatomy, the answer to which is unclear and subjective. Which feels more interesting, that vein running down the lower portion of the shaft or the rim around the head?
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Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: Dragoon of Infinity | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:29:05 PM | Message Detail
I'd like to take this opportunity to say two very important things.

1. Damn I've learned a lot.

2. UNE, I'd like to take this chance to say, that I officially take back every bad thing I've ever said about you before. You've officially gained roughly.....well, a hell of a lot of points on the ol' respect 'o meter, not for the normal reason (OMG, liek she talks abot teh s3xx0rz), but because of the mature way you've handled the topic, and the accurate (I assume) and intelligent way you've presented it. Thank you.
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From: Paladin Z | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:33:54 PM | Message Detail
More interesting?

You mean which one feels better... hmmmmm not sure to be honest I might have to check up on that one

and I don't know about some guys but about the male lubrication thing. At times... many times in fact if I am horny enough it is enough to soak through my undergarments AND my pants... not sure if that is normal or not though...
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From: dj kornphlake | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:34:42 PM | Message Detail
Which feels more interesting, that vein running down the lower portion of the shaft or the rim around the head?

I think it depends on the guy. For me, though, I can say a combined stimulation of both at the same time feels wonderful.

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From: Jar Jar Binks | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:35:16 PM | Message Detail
The rim around the head feels much better.

But the circumcision scar thing feels best of all.
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From: Dark Delita | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:36:50 PM | Message Detail
Very informative topic indeed.
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From: Castamir | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:38:18 PM | Message Detail
Which feels more interesting, that vein running down the lower portion of the shaft or the rim around the head?

The halo. The vein on the underside of the shaft just feels like any other vein, only larger. Find any portion of your body with very little fat and trap the blood so that the veins swell up, then prod an inflated vein. That's what it feels like. Nothing special. I might just repost my question since I think you missed it...

Yesterday, after I had orgasmed, I was walking back to my room and I climaxed again. There was no ejaculation or anything; it seemed like an "aftershock," if you will. It was pleasant, but there was no stimulation, so how did that happen? It only lasted a second or two, so I wouldn't call it a full fledged point of climax, but... the same feeling, just not as long, y'know?
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From: IG 88 | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:40:30 PM | Message Detail
*tags*
I pronounce UNE as you-en-ee.
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From: lonebb | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:51:51 PM | Message Detail
I'd have to agree with Castamir; the vein is nothing special.

Here's a question mused from talking about this topic with my friend Anthony (who has posted here on occasion under the name Lunar Moogle); would circumcision performed late in life (such as some societies practice or practiced) be at all comparable to a good/bad hymen breaking? Just a musing.
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:57:01 PM | Message Detail
It was pleasant, but there was no stimulation, so how did that happen? It only lasted a second or two, so I wouldn't call it a full fledged point of climax, but... the same feeling, just not as long, y'know?

I have no idea, Castamir. If you were female, I could help you, but since I have no penis of my own (excpet vicariously), I really don't know. It may have been an aftershock, it may have been secondary stimulation.

would circumcision performed late in life (such as some societies practice or practiced) be at all comparable to a good/bad hymen breaking?

I don't think so. The hymen is relatively thin and very small. The foreskin is fairly large and external. Also, the hymen is made to break when needed.
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Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again. *steals your armor*
From: shinigami02 | Posted: 2/5/2003 3:59:50 PM | Message Detail
Multiple orgasms (which are actually quite rare) are not a fair tradeoff for menstrual cramps.

*adds to Post-Tolkien Sig Queue*

It's so, so true.
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From: NickBush24 | Posted: 2/5/2003 4:44:29 PM | Message Detail
Bump.

Weird, the song "Bump, Bump, Bump" is on the radio right now... o_O
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From: afiguy346 | Posted: 2/5/2003 4:46:53 PM | Message Detail
This is a great topic.
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From: Darkling Destroyer | Posted: 2/5/2003 5:23:38 PM | Message Detail
bump

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From: Monstro | Posted: 2/5/2003 5:30:04 PM | Message Detail
UNE's a girl?

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From: cbd89 | Posted: 2/5/2003 5:36:15 PM | Message Detail
*tag*
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From: Mastah Disastah | Posted: 2/5/2003 5:38:15 PM | Message Detail
Actually, just enough to capacitate the volume occupied by male testes...

I think cunnilingus just lost its excitement...

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From: attack navel | Posted: 2/5/2003 5:50:46 PM | Message Detail
Someone should start a "What's it like to have Male Genitalia?" Because UNE's question made me think of about a million of my own.

Also, would like to add:
Was it painful and/or bloody to lose your maidenhead?

Although it's different for every female, some hymens are broken through exercise, play, or sports when they're young. When that happens, there's little to no blood.
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From: Ragnarok2001 | Posted: 2/5/2003 5:51:54 PM | Message Detail
I have a question about male anatomy, the answer to which is unclear and subjective. Which feels more interesting, that vein running down the lower portion of the shaft or the rim around the head?

IMO, the rim. It's nice to have the vein liked and touched. But I like my rim being stimulated more than anything else...
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From: Mastah Disastah | Posted: 2/5/2003 5:52:22 PM | Message Detail
Although it's different for every female, some hymens are broken through exercise, play, or sports when they're young. When that happens, there's little to no blood.

LOL! That reminds me!

My friend's sister converted to Mormanism, and because she doesn't believe in sex-before-marriage, she stopped doing the splits, because she thought she'd pop her Hymen.

XD!

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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 5:59:35 PM | Message Detail
Multiple orgasms (which are actually quite rare) are not a fair tradeoff for menstrual cramps.

orgasms have been shown to relieve those cramps
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From: omega9999 | Posted: 2/5/2003 6:03:21 PM | Message Detail
*tags*

This topic has been very informing.
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 6:04:40 PM | Message Detail
I plan to convert it to FAQ form when its done.
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From: Useless Guy | Posted: 2/5/2003 6:07:10 PM | Message Detail
Well even as a female I find this topic to be quite entertaining.
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From: Ultima Dragon | Posted: 2/5/2003 6:22:16 PM | Message Detail
Wait.. let me get this straight. I'm learning stuff? On.. LUE? o_O *world ends*

Seriously UNE, I'd like to thank you on behalf of everyone for sharing your diverse sexual knowledge of.. well, the female genitalia. Some other stuff too, but that's basically it. =P

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From: Crufix | Posted: 2/5/2003 6:25:53 PM | Message Detail
*first post*

wow..this is actually a good topic. Well, I have a question-
which three-some combination do (or would) you enjoy the best? 2m-1f or 2f-1m?
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From: Klemasser | Posted: 2/5/2003 6:35:58 PM | Message Detail
You see kids, learning can be fun!
I would like to add myself to the list of luesers thanking UNE, this has been quite informative.
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From: MastaWillie | Posted: 2/5/2003 6:41:24 PM | Message Detail
Nice, informative topic. Some good answers by UNE. But I find it hard to believe that you guys didn't already know that stuff. I learned almost all of this before I finished 8th grade.
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From: ZergHunterD | Posted: 2/5/2003 6:45:59 PM | Message Detail
Well even as a female I find this topic to be quite entertaining.

I can't help but notice your username is Useless Guy.
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From: Puck15 | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:00:42 PM | Message Detail
All I can say is...wow....I've never learned so much in my life...and I got a question.
Since I'm "semi"- Young (15), Is it a good idea are not a good idea to wait until your married to have sex?
Just curious....
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From: Useless Guy | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:10:08 PM | Message Detail
Once again...friend's name, I just post, because he doesn't post at all.
I would get an account but then there goes all my credit under this name.
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From: Pharohman exe | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:10:44 PM | Message Detail
bump
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From: Notum | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:15:46 PM | Message Detail
Future reference tag.
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From: SSBrolly003 | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:39:34 PM | Message Detail
Best. Topic. Ever.

Very hard to find an unbiased opinion on this topic. UNE has taught me a great deal of things that I will remember for years to come.

Thank you UNE.

(P.S. I pronounce it You-Knee)
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From: Fireknight77 | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:46:43 PM | Message Detail
Very very interesting topic.
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From: Dark Delita | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:47:13 PM | Message Detail
I also pronounce UNE the same way Lady Une is pronounced from Gundam Wing.
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From: Simon Belmont33 | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:50:36 PM | Message Detail
I habe learned a lot from this. (this is a tracking post)
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From: Bigfeet Madhatter | Posted: 2/5/2003 7:54:02 PM | Message Detail
cool topic, altho i learned alot of this from my own research/experimentation...

7 inches too big? really? well, there you have it...

as for a question: which feels better? ******al (female erectile tissue)or g-spot stimulation?
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From: zippopo | Posted: 2/5/2003 8:23:05 PM | Message Detail
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From: beastiecube182 | Posted: 2/5/2003 8:28:40 PM | Message Detail
Wow...

Do you happen to like Shonen Knife? Just a random question.....
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From: lonebb | Posted: 2/5/2003 8:38:09 PM | Message Detail
didn't they do that powerpuff girls song, the "i like to fight fight!" one? i can't remember what it's called.
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From: Gabesnake II | Posted: 2/5/2003 8:41:00 PM | Message Detail
*postz0rz*
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From: bomb319 | Posted: 2/5/2003 8:41:51 PM | Message Detail
I pronounce it Yunie like how Rikku called Yuna in FFX.

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From: WRXTC | Posted: 2/5/2003 8:42:09 PM | Message Detail
Well we know now what it is like to have female genitalia, what is it like having to sit down to pee?
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From: lonebb | Posted: 2/5/2003 8:43:45 PM | Message Detail
gotta suck on road trips.

*thanks god for his superior plumbing equipment*
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From: maxzoe64 | Posted: 2/5/2003 8:44:00 PM | Message Detail
Wow... UNE... you... are... the greatest.

Thanks. I have learned so much.
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From: beastiecube182 | Posted: 2/5/2003 8:46:29 PM | Message Detail
didn't they do that powerpuff girls song, the "i like to fight fight!"

They did do a song for the PPG's soundtrack, but I think it was called "I'm a super girl" or something.
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From: BillyBadass | Posted: 2/5/2003 8:55:32 PM | Message Detail
good times
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From: Weaselman | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:00:13 PM | Message Detail
I am confused as to where to find the g-spot when you are... ermmm... 'finger fishing'. Anyone care to simplify?
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From: Sir crapalot | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:04:54 PM | Message Detail
*bookmarks*
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From: Crusader86 | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:07:39 PM | Message Detail
posts for later.
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From: assasyn911 | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:13:02 PM | Message Detail
Sorry if someone already asked this, but I didn't want to read through the whole topic before asking.

How long do you expect or prefer your partner to last in "straightforward" sex? 20 minutes? 30? 40?

He or she has to last as long as I do.


So, for that reason, are you saying that you would prefer to have sex with a woman than with a man?

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From: sdogunlucky | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:27:19 PM | Message Detail
AMEN!!
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From: beastiecube182 | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:36:34 PM | Message Detail
bump
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From: Discskyer | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:40:40 PM | Message Detail
A very well done topic if I may say so. UNE, I applaud you for your openness. I wish there was more I could take out of this, but it's nice to hear the female side of the story some times. Wish I had a question to ask, but I will leave that to the other people on the board.
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From: Discskyer | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:43:19 PM | Message Detail
Oh wait, nevermind, thought of a question. Since you said around 6" is a good length, what about the girth? Is there a "best girth" as well?
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From: rpggamerjmb | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:43:36 PM | Message Detail
bump
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From: Smooth | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:49:31 PM | Message Detail
BINGO!

>_> I'm happy for no reason.
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From: Darkling Destroyer | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:50:57 PM | Message Detail
I praise UNE and all but i have not gotten any recognition of for this topic. this is the most posts any of my topics has gotten. and i got a question.

sorta related How come girls hug eachother and sit on each others lap and don't think anythign about it but guys are very hesitent to go within a foot of another guy. is this just social thing or what?

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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:53:39 PM | Message Detail
Since you said around 6" is a good length, what about the girth? Is there a "best girth" as well?

I don't know how many times she's said size doesn't matter.
It does, but not as much as you think.
Just as long as your not below 5 1/2 or abnormally thin (common sense should tell you that), your fine.


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From: HYPERMECHA | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:55:19 PM | Message Detail
I have female genitalia, go ahead & ask me anything! Plus I'm older so I've done a lot of stuff :0)
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From: Smooth | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:55:58 PM | Message Detail
im the least-

ever get halfway through a post and then realize it is not worth it?

...yup
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 9:56:59 PM | Message Detail
I am confused as to where to find the g-spot

imagine she's lying down on her back.
put your fingers umm.... you know in where and do a "come here" (accidental pun) motion with both your fingers. its right on the roof.
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From: Jimbo007 | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:09:28 PM | Message Detail
So...WHAT is a hymen exactly?
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:11:39 PM | Message Detail
UNE's a girl?
UNE = a woman

orgasms have been shown to relieve those cramps
I don't know about that...
The muscular contractions kind of multiply the pain...
Let me know when you have an orgasm on your period.

Is it a good idea are not a good idea to wait until your married to have sex?
It's important to act responsibly before, during, and after sex. I cannot say that having a piece of paper that says you're religiously or governmentally bound to someone is grounds for or against sex.

I, personally, do not believe in the sanctity of marriage because few people take it seriously enough for it that institution to work. It's a good idea to really think about whether you want to risk getting your girlfriend pregnant before you have sex. It may cost you the rest of your life.

which feels better? ******al (female erectile tissue)or g-spot stimulation?

First some (fet) and then Grafenberger spot. The (fet) is a good priming device, but the deeper stimulation comes from the Grafenberg spot.

Do you happen to like Shonen Knife?
I like Cibo Matto better.

what is it like having to sit down to pee?
It's like... sitting down at a chair... and then urinating.

So, for that reason, are you saying that you would prefer to have sex with a woman than with a man?

I have no preference.

Since you said around 6" is a good length, what about the girth? Is there a "best girth" as well?

Less than 2 inches, more than 3/4 inch.
There is no 'best' girth.

How come girls hug eachother and sit on each others lap and don't think anythign about it but guys are very hesitent to go within a foot of another guy. is this just social thing or what?

This is a societal culture thing. Guys think people will think they're gay if they show affection. Really, it's quite insipid to think so, considering it's what most of you want, anyway. Your inhibitions as a gender are appalling sometimes.

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From: ShamrockGold | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:13:09 PM | Message Detail
good topic.
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:15:43 PM | Message Detail
I don't know about that...
The muscular contractions kind of multiply the pain...
Let me know when you have an orgasm on your period.


LOL true true.
Doesn't matter if it does or doesn't.
odds are you won't wanna have sex with the cramps.
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:16:24 PM | Message Detail
BTW, UNE when is your B-day?
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From: claw0daddy | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:17:37 PM | Message Detail
USE do you have AIM?
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From: beastiecube182 | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:18:02 PM | Message Detail
Do you happen to like Shonen Knife?
I like Cibo Matto better.


Wewt!
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:20:10 PM | Message Detail
... like the the LUE's sex guru is gonna give out HER aim.
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:22:00 PM | Message Detail
So...WHAT is a hymen exactly?
A hymen is a thin covering of skin inside the vagina that has no practical use. It's there from birth, a remnant of the separation of the vagina while in the womb.

Historically, the existence of a hymen has been wrongly important to tell if a female was a virgin or not. Many many females were put to death when it was found that they had no hymen on their marriage night.

Now we know that hymens break early in life and quite easily, without the need for an obtruding penis to puncture them. They can be broken by participating in athletic activity, riding horses, even just sitting around or shifing in your school seat.

BTW, UNE when is your B-day?
10 May 1981

USE do you have AIM?
No, I do not. It cannot be modified to suit my tastes, so I use ICQ, which can be altered to my precise standards.
51256807
I'm invisible, though.

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From: danhawk | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:26:15 PM | Message Detail
tag for later readong
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:26:45 PM | Message Detail
A hymen is a thin covering of skin inside the vagina that has no practical use.

I thought it was to protect from infection during childhood.
Oh well, no use fighting the sexpert.

Taurus, I knew it....
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From: mojoe108 | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:28:51 PM | Message Detail
I dont KNOw if this was already asked but...what about those condoms in Sheetz and other stores like that's bathrooms? Are they protective?
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From: golduck342 | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:31:32 PM | Message Detail
*must not let topic die*
Question about Tampods/Pads

Do you wear them everyday or just the few days when you know it's coming?
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:32:00 PM | Message Detail
what about those condoms in Sheetz and other stores like that's bathrooms? Are they protective?

yes, but always buy the best quality. there is a difference.

it could be the difference between life or peeing and screaming like a *****.
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From: Sardoth | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:34:35 PM | Message Detail
Hmm thiese are more personal question's...should've read teh User Name Error Faq while that was up...(yes I WAS here but with my brothers name for a few somethings...) Well I'll ask em' anyway

So are you completely bi as in you like males and females equally?

How many sexual expieriences have you had? How many partners?

How annoyed do you get when people ask questions like these?
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:34:50 PM | Message Detail
Do you wear them everyday or just the few days when you know it's coming?

it takes a small while for a woman's period to get regular.

so at first it may come out of nowhere but eventually they can predict the cycle
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:38:24 PM | Message Detail
what about those condoms in Sheetz and other stores like that's bathrooms? Are they protective?

Most condoms will promote safer sex as long as they're made of latex.

I seriously recommend a better quality condom, though.

You cannot go wrong with Trojan golds.
-ribbed
-spermicidally lubricated
-gold coloured
-resevoir tipped
They're worth the extra expense. Both of you will be happier.

Do you wear them everyday or just the few days when you know it's coming?
Usually only after the first cramps start or when the spotting appears.

So are you completely bi as in you like males and females equally?
I have no preference. Sex = sex. It's an identity property.

How many sexual expieriences have you had? How many partners?

4+1 males, 6 females. Many hundereds of monogamous hours and instances with proper protection.

How annoyed do you get when people ask questions like these?
It depends on how insensitively they are asked.

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From: Magicplayr2000 | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:40:00 PM | Message Detail
*tags the topic*
From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:41:10 PM | Message Detail
I can't wait to turn this into a FAQ.
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From: Pinball | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:42:40 PM | Message Detail
This question is for UNE or any female who can answer this question.

-Most guys whether they want to admit it or not jerk off all the time or at least once in a while. Do most females like to m@sturbate or do they just prefer teh se><orz???

And how frequently do they m@sturbate???
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:46:11 PM | Message Detail
hmmm this I wanna know.
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From: Sardoth | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:46:14 PM | Message Detail
Okay ^^ I thought you were going to get a little angry at me. And the 4 +1 is the plus 1 the bastard who raped(I assume this is what it was) you?

And if you were given the chance to be born male(as in right now you could choose to be reborn and be male) would you take it?

That's often a question that many guys feel uncomfortable when asked. As they say they would look at themselves they don't realize they would probably act like a girl and look at guys and think differently. I wouldn't unless if it were a temp thing like live my life for a wekk as the opposite gender. Not for sexual pruposes, at least not mostly. But it would be interesting to be able to see things from both sides, not to mention it would be funny to see how my life would have been different...
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From: Liquid Lethargy | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:48:07 PM | Message Detail

Since you've had sexual experiences with both men and women.. Were there any notable differences in the mood while having sex with another woman opposed to a man? More relaxed, emotional, comfortable, intimate (If that's even possible.), etc?

Aside from the obvious physical differences, It seems things would 'feel' different because ( I assume.) men and women are in a different frame of mind in said situation.

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From: Sardoth | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:52:03 PM | Message Detail
that's a good question. She'll probably say it differed with every person, they are afterall diferent people...
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From: HYPERMECHA | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:53:25 PM | Message Detail
From: Pinball | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:42:40 PM | Message Detail
This question is for UNE or any female who can answer this question.

-Most guys whether they want to admit it or not jerk off all the time or at least once in a while. Do most females like to m@sturbate or do they just prefer teh se><orz???

And how frequently do they m@sturbate???


I've been doing since I was 13, and pretty regularly. Sometimes more than once in one night. And, I still do it, even though I have sex. Sometimes you just need to do it fast when no one's around. It's also helpful for falling asleep ;0)

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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:55:17 PM | Message Detail
And how frequently do they m@sturbate???
varies from woman to woman.
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From: HYPERMECHA | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:55:32 PM | Message Detail
Nah maybe it was before 13....but I think I was around 13 when I realized just what was going on, exactly.

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From: Jar Jar Binks | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:55:50 PM | Message Detail
4+1 males, 6 females. Many hundereds of monogamous hours and instances with proper protection.

What does 4+1 males mean? I imagine you don't mean just 5 males...

I remember you saying you were reluctant to post how many people you'd had sex with in the past because the immature teenage boys who frequent here(like me) would label you as a slut for having slept with more than one person.

But eh. 11 isn't so bad, I guess. I would have expected as much(and I don't mean that in a negative way).

Was your best sexual experience with a male or female? Which gender looks best, to you? What are you favourite body parts on each gender?
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From: Emperor Bobman | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:56:30 PM | Message Detail
Okay, how exactly does one bring up the subject of sex in a relationship?

Also, if I'm trying to use the fingers instead, what's a good way to go about it? Rub from the lower leg to about there?

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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:59:01 PM | Message Detail
Do most females like to m@sturbate or do they just prefer teh se><orz???

And how frequently do they m@sturbate???


This varies culturally and socially. Younger females are more hesitant to masturbate than older females.

And if you were given the chance to be born male(as in right now you could choose to be reborn and be male) would you take it?

Yes, just to try it out. I'm intensely curious in the physiological difference between male and female bodies.

Were there any notable differences in the mood while having sex with another woman opposed to a man? More relaxed, emotional, comfortable, intimate (If that's even possible.), etc?


Most women are a lot less aggressive than men, but then again, I'm a top. Women are softer and know where to lick, though.

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From: Sardoth | Posted: 2/5/2003 10:59:52 PM | Message Detail
I'm guessing the +1 was the bastard rapist...

Oh yes and have you had any one night stands? Or have you only become intimate with epople you truly care about.

The more I read topics about these thigns and such the more I believe to think my strict "no sex before marriage" is wrong. Funny thing is marriage shoudn't mean anything to me as it's religous and I'm agnostic...
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:00:04 PM | Message Detail
Okay, how exactly does one bring up the subject of sex in a relationship?

talk about your relationship, where it is and where its going. then sneak in the subject.

Also, if I'm trying to use the fingers instead, what's a good way to go about it? Rub from the lower leg to about there?

massage her body and slowly inch your way over there.
remember when you get there, be gentle. Oh and trim and clean your nails.
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From: Jar Jar Binks | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:01:34 PM | Message Detail
Oh also:

Is it weird having crap inside of you during sex? It's like... Way up there.
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From: LoC Drewsiph | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:01:40 PM | Message Detail
-Most guys whether they want to admit it or not jerk off all the time or at least once in a while. Do most females like to m@sturbate or do they just prefer teh se><orz???

keyword here is MOST.
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From: bigfatsal | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:03:26 PM | Message Detail
and the more the deny, the more they do it.
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From: Sardoth | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:04:01 PM | Message Detail
And the more they talk about it the more they do it also...Kind of odd...
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From: iamsniperwolf | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:04:21 PM | Message Detail
Wow... I was truly blown away by the way this was handled, When I saw it for the first time, 20 min ago, I thought that it would be nothing but random crap...
But you, UNE have shed light on so much that I did not know and I was too embarresed to ask...
Wow... *Pats UNE on the back* Good job :)
I will be back to see how this has progressed :)
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From: SutterCane | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:14:51 PM | Message Detail
As grateful as I am to UNE for providing all this info, I would also like to say thanks to all the other females who have been answering these questions as well. =D

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From: Sardoth | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:15:48 PM | Message Detail
Think she went to bed?

Well not to pry but

When was your first CONSENTING sexual expierience?

And did you take an extended sex ed or something?

Also since you broke your friend's girlfriend(I believe it was) does that mean you devirginized her or would she still be a virgin because she hadn't had sex with you. And was she reluctant at all? I mean talk about trusting... Did you just do it then walk out? That's be a funny site...
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From: Marneus Calgar | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:16:12 PM | Message Detail
...and uber-thanks to Darkling Destroyer for having the courage (or blind impulse) to post this topic in the first place.
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From: shinigami02 | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:23:47 PM | Message Detail
As to the female masturbation question, the statistic I have heard is that 70% of women masturbate.

This, of course, means only that 70% of women admit to masturbating - but of my five closest girlfriends, two swear up and down that they don't. They seem like the types not to, but also like they could be the types that you only think would never do anything like that and has secret crazy fetishes or something. You just never know.

As for frequency, that varies. For me, personally, it varies with - I don't want to say my mood, because it's more the overriding mood I have over several months that does the determining. Also, oddly enough, it varies with who I have crushes on and how many crushes I have. I go from weeks without to three and four times a day for several days in a row.
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From: lonebb | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:24:04 PM | Message Detail
two questions;

if a girl breaks her hymen during regular physical activity, can they tell for sure? this is probably a stupid question, but i'm just asking.

second; is it true that if women live together for a period of time, their menstruational cycles will start to synchronize?
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From: NickBush24 | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:25:53 PM | Message Detail
This topic is... different o.O
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From: shinigami02 | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:28:03 PM | Message Detail
if a girl breaks her hymen during regular physical activity, can they tell for sure?

I would think that they couldn't; certainly you could tell if the girl had no hymen, but some are born without. I suspect I may have been one of these - that, or I broke it riding my bike all the damn time.

second; is it true that if women live together for a period of time, their menstruational cycles will start to synchronize?

This has actually happened to me several times - not just women I've lived with, but also most of my female friends. To top it off, my sister's and mine have stayed synchronized even though she moved out of the house about four years ago.
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From: Sardoth | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:29:27 PM | Message Detail
So girls just tell their friends they have their period?!
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From: shinigami02 | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:31:24 PM | Message Detail
So girls just tell their friends they have their period?!

Not necessarily, although lots of the time, yeah. "Damn, I can't stand these cramps - do you have any pain meds?" and "Can anyone spare a tampon?" are common questions among groups of female friends.
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:32:42 PM | Message Detail
What does 4+1 males mean?

It means 4 males and one other male who does not deserve to be counted with the rest.

Was your best sexual experience with a male or female? Which gender looks best, to you? What are you favourite body parts on each gender?

It was with a male... I loved him. We loved. And loved.

I like pretty tummies on females and males the best.

how exactly does one bring up the subject of sex in a relationship?

Well, you say, "We need to talk about our possible sexual future. What do you think about having sex? With me? I mean, do you think we're ready?" Then you talk about birth control, possible pregnancy, sexually-transmitted infections, and all sorts of emotional complications.

Also, if I'm trying to use the fingers instead, what's a good way to go about it? Rub from the lower leg to about there?

Go slow... the slower you go, the more excruciating the teasing will be. Use your fingertips only.

Oh yes and have you had any one night stands? Or have you only become intimate with epople you truly care about.

Only one one-night stand, and that was the couple with the hymen problem.

Is it weird having crap inside of you during sex? It's like... Way up there.

Nah... it's pretty natural. If it's dry or too big, it's uncomfortable.

I would like to make this comment: It's better to be too small than too big.

When was your first CONSENTING sexual expierience?
I was 17 years, 1 month, and 13 days old.

And did you take an extended sex ed or something?

Kind of. I tutored for human sexuality and genetics in my second year of college.

Also since you broke your friend's girlfriend(I believe it was) does that mean you devirginized her or would she still be a virgin because she hadn't had sex with you. And was she reluctant at all? I mean talk about trusting... Did you just do it then walk out?

We had sex and she was no longer a virgin. Sex = sex.
She wasn't reluctant because females are not as scary as males. We cuddled and fell asleep.

if a girl breaks her hymen during regular physical activity, can they tell for sure?

If it's broken, you can tell it's broken. You cannot tell from what.

it true that if women live together for a period of time, their menstruational cycles will start to synchronize?

Yes. My sister and I are on the same cycle. In my former dorm room, my roommate and I ended up synchronized.

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From: Sardoth | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:36:44 PM | Message Detail
Wait I'm still confused about the friend thing. So was he present or was it just you two had sex? I'm confused by the entire thing. Could you explain it again?
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:37:22 PM | Message Detail
So was he present or was it just you two had sex? I'm confused by the entire thing. Could you explain it again?


Two separate situations, sir.
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From: Sardoth | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:40:05 PM | Message Detail
Wait, what?

Just explain both situations. Am I getting to things mized up?

So you said a friend of your wanted to have sex but didn't know how to break her hymen and she got fed up so she slept with you?

ACK! I'm confused. Please explain or I'll be lying in bed trying to get the stories straight and I'll be kept up for hours! Not to mention the moral dillema is just settling in...

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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:40:45 PM | Message Detail
So you said a friend of your wanted to have sex but didn't know how to break her hymen and she got fed up so she slept with you?


I broke it, he had sex with her. The End.
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From: Sardoth | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:44:26 PM | Message Detail
Okay, so did you just walk out after that?

And did your friend feel uncomfortable at all?
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From: EvilTim | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:46:24 PM | Message Detail
second; is it true that if women live together for a period of time, their menstruational cycles will start to synchronize?
Yes, it can. Which can be difficult because, in my situation at least, (not all women respond the same way to their cycles) all three of us got cranky and weepy at the same time, so we were more likely to hurt each other's feelings. But we worked it out.
And it doesn't even have to be women you live with. I was in marching band in high school. Me and the very few other girls in the trumpet section wound up spending so much time together because of practices that, by the end of marching season, we were getting our periods at the same time.

Do we talk about it? Oh yes. Plenty.
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From: Sardoth | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:53:36 PM | Message Detail
Is French really the language of love and does it help you in any way with the ladies?

If it does then I might have a chacne! Then again there is a french class at the high school. But the teacher knows nothing!
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From: frogboy | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:53:53 PM | Message Detail
*tags*
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/5/2003 11:57:09 PM | Message Detail
Okay, so did you just walk out after that?

And did your friend feel uncomfortable at all?


I got to watch and kiss. It wall all good. I think that my presence might have been mildly reassuring.

Is French really the language of love and does it help you in any way with the ladies?

Italian works better, especially when it's being used to order food from a restaurant. If you want a worthwhile chick, go for one who swoons when you speak Latin.

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From: Soupy | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:01:31 AM | Message Detail
This is officially the greatest topic I have ever read.

Thank you.
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From: shinigami02 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:02:30 AM | Message Detail
If you want a worthwhile chick, go for one who swoons when you speak Latin.

And for the love of god and popsicle sticks, try to pronounce it correctly.

Yes, I am a pronunciation Nazi, why do you ask?
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From: monkeyfinger | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:07:15 AM | Message Detail
Not to say that I don't appreciate your sharing of this knowledge and these facts, but.....

Only modded twice!? While anyone else I know would be banned by now for all those posts!? To hell with you. Seriously.
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From: Rendar5 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:07:24 AM | Message Detail
shinigami02, do you accept church latin pronunciation?
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From: The 2nd Player | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:09:38 AM | Message Detail
Why do women end up having synchronized menstruational cycles if they spend a lot of time together? I've never heard of that happening, actually never really heard much about that subject at all.
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From: Rendar5 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:10:47 AM | Message Detail
hormone release can affect others around you.
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From: shinigami02 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:12:00 AM | Message Detail
do you accept church latin pronunciation?

I have no idea how churches pronounce it, having never attended one.
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From: User Name Error | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:13:29 AM | Message Detail
Only modded twice!? While anyone else I know would be banned by now for all those posts!? To hell with you. Seriously.

Well, you know, I made an effort to be a serious and scientific as possible to make this an educational topic. I was auto-flagged about 1000 times in this topic already, so I think the mods understand what I'm trying to do here.

I'll go to hell if you can prove it exists.

Why do women end up having synchronized menstruational cycles if they spend a lot of time together?

Well, you know what pheremones are? They're a type of hormone that signals the fertility of one person to another. You sense it by smell. There are other hormones that women secrete throughout their monthly cycle, and by being in olfactory contact with those hormones, the cycles eventually align themselves. It's actually really cool, except when someone doesn't refill the pad drawer.

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From: HYPERMECHA | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:14:24 AM | Message Detail
rom: The 2nd Player | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:09:38 AM | Message Detail
Why do women end up having synchronized menstruational cycles if they spend a lot of time together? I've never heard of that happening, actually never really heard much about that subject at all.


I don't know why either, but this phenomenon DOES happen. It's not just coincidence...I've had it happen very often with people I worked closely with.

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From: Rendar5 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:14:51 AM | Message Detail
well, take puellae.

In the latin my mom speaks, that last vowel is pronounced like the "i" in "price" pretty much.
In Church latin (which is used for singing) has that last vowel prounced as the "e" in "bet".
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From: monkeyfinger | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:19:15 AM | Message Detail
I'll go to hell if you can prove it exists.

I believe hell not to be some place with fire and brimstone and satan and people who don't give their life to JEEBUS, but rather as kind of a state of being, a state of life in which you are really really miserable and nothing goes right for you.

But then again, that's just an opinion and not really proof, I guess. Unless you factor in the fact that I'm always right.

So basically, I'm trying to say that I wish your life to go down the crapper, due to the fact that you can seriously discuss this matter and only get modded twice, whereas I can discuss homosexuality in a different topic, just as seriously as you discuss sexuality, with no insults or anything, and wind up suspended.
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From: Rendar5 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:20:36 AM | Message Detail
go complain to CJC. just because you were modded unfairly doesn't mean UNE should be modded unfairly.
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From: monkeyfinger | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:23:28 AM | Message Detail
go complain to CJC. just because you were modded unfairly doesn't mean UNE should be modded unfairly.

Point. But replace "you" with "everyone else on GameFAQs" and your point becomes moot.
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From: HYPERMECHA | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:24:44 AM | Message Detail
o basically, I'm trying to say that I wish your life to go down the crapper, due to the fact that you can seriously discuss this matter and only get modded twice, whereas I can discuss homosexuality in a different topic, just as seriously as you discuss sexuality, with no insults or anything, and wind up suspended.

So you wish ill on someone just because you're jealous they got away with something you didn't? That's childish, and immature. You should worry about your own situation & try to change it, not what other people are doing or what is happening to them....grow up.
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From: monkeyfinger | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:25:56 AM | Message Detail
So you wish ill on someone just because you're jealous they got away with something you didn't? That's childish, and immature. You should worry about your own situation & try to change it, not what other people are doing or what is happening to them....grow up.

How?
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From: shinigami02 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:26:31 AM | Message Detail
...well, I'm actually bluffing. I've never taken Latin.

But if you can pronounce Sindarin, Quenya and/or Khuzdul, well - puddle of shini on the floor.
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From: shinigami02 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:26:59 AM | Message Detail
How?

Contest.
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From: Rendar5 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:27:59 AM | Message Detail
hmm...knew that linguistics class could pay off.

::prepares to swap gf for Shini, but realizes he still really likes his gf::

well, for future reference.
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From: monkeyfinger | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:28:05 AM | Message Detail
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From: monkeyfinger | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:28:15 AM | Message Detail
Wow, shini! It never, EVER ocured to me to try that! My god, you are truly a genius!
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From: truo toriyama | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:28:36 AM | Message Detail
la8ter usage
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From: shinigami02 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:30:20 AM | Message Detail
Hey, man, you don't have to be like that about it. It's all any of us can do, and I do it with a vengeance.
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From: monkeyfinger | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:31:01 AM | Message Detail
But when it doesn't work, it tends to anger you.
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From: Rendar5 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:31:32 AM | Message Detail
"everyone else" hmm, not too sure about everyone else, but I discuss everything from homosexuality to sex to being pissed off with people and I don't get moderated really, well except that one time where I used the word "queer" and didn't realize that it was not even close to universally being taken up by non-straights, only in many academic communities like where I live. (If you don't believe that it isn't universally offensive, take a look at many non-straight organizations with the word "queer" in them.)

Perhaps, you're just not tactful enough when talking about homosexuality or sex. So don't get pissed at UNE and don't think everyone gets modded for these types of postings. Take it up with CJC and stop being mean to someone just because you're jealous of their not being modded.
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From: Rendar5 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:32:41 AM | Message Detail
if you're getting too pissed with unfair moderations, e-maill all of them and complain at once to CJC. Forget appealing if that doesn't work.
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CJayC doesn't look at his e-mails.
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From: shinigami02 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:34:06 AM | Message Detail
But when it doesn't work, it tends to anger you.

You don't have to tell me that. I have two completely unfair moderations sitting on my history right now, marked "Upheld By Administrator".
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From: monkeyfinger | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:34:11 AM | Message Detail
Or perhaps I was merely a victim of the same system of moderators who warn people for using the term "jew" in a completely non-offensive way.
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From: EnderTheXenocide | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:35:16 AM | Message Detail
since Yuna is a wimp with no interesting dark magic of her own.

My Yuna could kick Lulu's (or Kimahri, my 2nd best caster ^_^) ass with Holy or Ultima. I just thought you should know that.

*continues reading topic*
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From: SutterCane | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:36:43 AM | Message Detail
Sindarin

Oooo, what is this a reference to??

>_>

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From: shinigami02 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:37:59 AM | Message Detail
Oooo, what is this a reference to??

The entire list of three languages is a Tolkien reference. I am a hardcore LotR geek.
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From: lonebb | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:42:29 AM | Message Detail
You don't have to tell me that. I have two completely unfair moderations sitting on my history right now, marked "Upheld By Administrator".

Doesn't that mean you appealed? You can't appeal with an overturned appeal in your history, so it isn't possible to have two Upheld by Admin mods in there.
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From: StarFighters76 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:43:13 AM | Message Detail
My goodness, this post was created 48 hours ago and it's about to hit 500??

Is this a record?
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From: TheRock88 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:50:31 AM | Message Detail
*tags*
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From: GyaraMan | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:53:58 AM | Message Detail
Well, this topic had a good run. Thanks, UNE and everyone else, for this very informative discussion. We should remake(sorry, too much Warcraft...) this topic after it locks.
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From: SutterCane | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:57:46 AM | Message Detail
My goodness, this post was created 48 hours ago and it's about to hit 500??

Is this a record?


Maybe on LUE it is, but there was a topic on the DOAX board that hit 500 in only a little over an hour.

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From: Castamir | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:57:46 AM | Message Detail
UNE sapiens es

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From: Castamir | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:58:51 AM | Message Detail
And about hitting 500, LUE hit has had a topic that hit 500 in 12 minutes. I believe the record for any board is 7 mins.
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From: EnderTheXenocide | Posted: 2/6/2003 1:01:05 AM | Message Detail
Is this a record?

Maybe on LUE it is, but there was a topic on the DOAX board that hit 500 in only a little over an hour.


CE has the record.

Myself and a few others hit 500 in 12 minutes. There weren't any post restrictions on s1.
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From: Castamir | Posted: 2/6/2003 1:02:30 AM | Message Detail
LUE has 12. CE has better than 12, I'm sure.
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From: SutterCane | Posted: 2/6/2003 1:02:40 AM | Message Detail
Myself and a few others hit 500 in 12 minutes. There weren't any post restrictions on s1.

O_o, damn. Was it legit though, or just a bunch of random posts to get to 500 in the least amount of time possible?

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From: monkeyfinger | Posted: 2/6/2003 1:05:22 AM | Message Detail
Has my ranting about grossly incompetent moderators deaded the topic? No one's talking about female genitals anymore!
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From: Castamir | Posted: 2/6/2003 1:07:24 AM | Message Detail
SutterCane: It was speed posting, or just random messages like "Go go go!" or "Faster!" or "kadfjkhsd" etc.
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From: Simba Jones | Posted: 2/6/2003 1:40:39 AM | Message Detail
Multiple orgasms (which are actually quite rare) are not a fair tradeoff for menstrual cramps.

Lol.

My girlfriend isn't sure if she still has her hymen. I've used my finger before and there's no blood. She's a virgin. Is it pretty safe to assume she lost is already somehow?

A hymen is paper-thin, she could have ripped it if she moved her legs a certain way.

Didn't anybody realize that UNE admitted she "broke" a girl in?

Yes, but since it seemed to be all business I didn't get a bonar.

Didn't that incident scar you, UNE?

My damn, people, leave her be! She expands your sexual knowledge by 1000% then you hound her for specifics on something that she obviously doesn't want to remember/think about? Have some decency!

From: cbd89 | Posted: 2/5/2003 5:36:15 PM | Message Detail
*tag*
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I'm sorry, this probably is inapropriate, but seeing "God Bless the Space Shuttle Comlumbia Astronauts and Their Families" preceeded by a huge "XBOX" ascii is just incredibly amusing to me.

orgasms have been shown to relieve those cramps

If that's true, I'm so going to use that to my advantage in the future.
"Leave me alone right now, hon, I've got cramps."
"You know, orgasms relieve those cramps..."
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Since I'm "semi"- Young (15),

Lmao, it's so amusing how everyone wants to seem older than they are.

Is it a good idea are not a good idea to wait until your married to have sex?

That's a matter of personal opinion/belief. Abstaining isn't a matter of "good idea or bad idea" but a matter of "do I want to or don't I want to?"

didn't they do that powerpuff girls song, the "i like to fight fight!"

It's called "Buttercup - I'm a Supergirl" Dunno why Buttercup is in there though, it's about all three of them equally.

put your fingers umm.... you know in where and do a "come here" (accidental pun) motion with both your fingers. its right on the roof.

The expression is "come hither."

Your inhibitions as a gender are appalling sometimes.

Not to start and argument, but guys generally aren't touchy-feely. It's not because of inhibitions. Women and men are different, very different, just because one gender does something and the other doesn't, it doesn't make that other gender inhibitious or afraid to show their feelings. Not that most guy's aren't afraid to show their feelings, but still.

We cuddled and fell asleep.

Awww.

go complain to CJC. just because you were modded unfairly doesn't mean UNE should be modded unfairly.

Point. But replace "you" with "everyone else on GameFAQs" and your point becomes moot.


I think UNE is paying-off the mods...
(Just kidding.)

Doesn't that mean you appealed? You can't appeal with an overturned appeal in your history, so it isn't possible to have two Upheld by Admin mods in there.

It says that, but I seem also to be able to unlimitedly appeal to an admin.

My goodness, this post was created 48 hours ago and it's about to hit 500??

Is this a record?


Well, considering 50% of the posts are tags and people going, "d00d, UNE u r teh bst evar!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111" it's not that surprising or record breaking.
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From: Cthulhu | Posted: 2/6/2003 1:42:06 AM | Message Detail
UNE and any other girl for that matter, ever try peeing standing up? It seriously saves a lot of time. Would you want to try it? If you do, the shower's the best place
From: Pharohman exe | Posted: 2/6/2003 5:35:46 AM | Message Detail
I have some questions*before this topic looks down*.
#1: Where exactly is the G-spot?I know by this topic where it is internally,but I want to know how to find it externally
#2: If I have sex with a virgin,would it be wise to break the Hymen before doing anything big?*if she still had it that is*
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From: Liger Zero Crimson | Posted: 2/6/2003 8:26:10 AM | Message Detail
I learned alot from this topic... I'm sure my girlfriend will appreciate this. Thanks for the info, UNE. And I pronounce it like one in French.
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From: Sardoth | Posted: 2/6/2003 9:43:40 AM | Message Detail
Shini? So are you a lesbian or bi?

And why does it seem like all the girls on LUE are bi or lesbian...CONSPIRACY!
Not that I have a problem with that it just seems odd...
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From: Paladin Z | Posted: 2/6/2003 9:57:16 AM | Message Detail
They do seem to be don't they?

500 a record oh that is funny

I had a topic close at 1001 with good ol'<not age wise> lady foxeye with the last post. Ah those were the days

Sindarin? Damn I thought I liked Tolkien... I was even pointing out the descrepines in the movies compared to the books... I need to get back and finish the Silmarllion already.... but I got on to those Drizzt(sp?) books and lately I haven't felt like reading anything really....

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From: attack navel | Posted: 2/6/2003 10:45:54 AM | Message Detail
second; is it true that if women live together for a period of time, their menstruational cycles will start to synchronize?

Oh God yes. My roommate's is off major since we started living together. Which sucks for her because that throws off her birth control.

It's better to be too small than too big.

Amen to that. That's why I always laugh at the "How big is your wang?" topics when 14 year olds brag about being 8 inches, and how their girlfriends like it. Um, honey, if she's 14, she doesn't like it, and you're a liar, anyway.

And why does it seem like all the girls on LUE are bi or lesbian...

*shrugs* I'm female, and I'm straight. I wouldn't have a problem dating another female, but I've never met one I'm attracted to.
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From: The Ballplayer | Posted: 2/6/2003 11:18:04 AM | Message Detail
See that i think is one of the major differences between a male and a female; they are secure enough about themselves to say that and if i even think about having sex with another guy, it runs a chill down my spine. Also if a guy shows any kind of femininity infront of his friends they immediatly jump to the insults of calling him gay or that other 3 letter word. Mainly because for some reason it is a big deal to be thought of as less of a man, and i am guilty of it to. Being called gay when you are really not, hits home pretty hard. just my 2 cents.

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From: shinigami02 | Posted: 2/6/2003 11:34:33 AM | Message Detail
Better late than never:
You can't appeal with an overturned appeal in your history, so it isn't possible to have two Upheld by Admin mods in there.

I appealed them both at the same time, if you want to know.

Shini? So are you a lesbian or bi?

For the umpteenth time, I'm bi.

Sindarin? Damn I thought I liked Tolkien... I was even pointing out the descrepines in the movies compared to the books... I need to get back and finish the Silmarllion already...

Just take a look at your Appendices. You don't need to bust out the Silm. to learn what Sindarin is.
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From: PuPuZuKeN GuY | Posted: 2/6/2003 11:41:17 AM | Message Detail
*posts to chec back at topic later*
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From: THRASH | Posted: 2/6/2003 11:41:43 AM | Message Detail
Sooo....UNE...*kicks a rock*...are you doing anything this weekend?

No seriously, thanks for the info!
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From: Cyber Dan | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:04:16 PM | Message Detail
0_o
<is still amazed that none have posted "P0pPed teh 30nA/2!11!!!!">
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From: Mathos | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:09:39 PM | Message Detail
Damn, I missed another topic where UNE talks explicitly about sex.
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From: RokkStar151 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:12:35 PM | Message Detail
THis my sound stupid, but what the hell is the hymen??
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From: Setzer Gabbiani | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:17:44 PM | Message Detail
cool topic
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From: runeknight | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:20:29 PM | Message Detail
omg shini is bi?!?! wtf! r u fer real?!
From: Alex Ty | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:33:00 PM | Message Detail
I wish people to be more like UNE when it comes to talk about sex...*sighs*

Great topic. I hope to see a "part 2" when this hits 500.

Here's my 2 cents:
Sex is a wonderful experience, that deserves to be lived at full and the only way to do it is to share every thought/desire with your partner.
From: Puck15 | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:46:44 PM | Message Detail
to simba's post I am 15, that is pretty young.....And I'm male,And I'm not like "OmG I ahve teh B0n4r!1!!1!1" Surprising huh.....
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From: EmperorLotar | Posted: 2/6/2003 12:48:28 PM | Message Detail
Do you mean in a jar on my shelf in a locked store room?
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From: EvilTim | Posted: 2/6/2003 1:26:52 PM | Message Detail
And why does it seem like all the girls on LUE are bi or lesbian...

I'm straight. I don't have a problem with lesbians or lesbianism, I'm just not interested. I appreciate female beauty, but it doesn't do anything sexual for me. Seeing a hot girl is nice because I (like most humans) like looking at beautiful things. Whereas, seeing a hot guy immediately creates thoughts of a sexual nature. ;)
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From: EvilTim | Posted: 2/6/2003 1:27:13 PM | Message Detail
The hymen is an internal fold of tissue that partly covers the entrance to the vagina.
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From: blitzball2k3 | Posted: 2/6/2003 1:57:56 PM | Message Detail
Will this make it to 500?
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From: Clyde Frog | Posted: 2/6/2003 1:59:20 PM | Message Detail
*tag* Just in time....
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From: Cyber Dan | Posted: 2/6/2003 1:59:39 PM | Message Detail
No. Way. Evar.
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From: Clyde Frog | Posted: 2/6/2003 1:59:51 PM | Message Detail
What does it feel like?
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From: CNUfootball | Posted: 2/6/2003 2:00:04 PM | Message Detail
hhh
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From: Andy Double07 | Posted: 2/6/2003 2:00:12 PM | Message Detail
raaar
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From: illninox | Posted: 2/6/2003 2:00:27 PM | Message Detail
cough
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From: CNUfootball | Posted: 2/6/2003 2:00:33 PM | Message Detail
it feels mushy
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From: Silver Moiraine | Posted: 2/6/2003 2:00:34 PM | Message Detail
Stupid topic.
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From: Puck15 | Posted: 2/6/2003 2:00:34 PM | Message Detail
:P
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From: EvilTim | Posted: 2/6/2003 2:00:38 PM | Message Detail
What does what feel like? (Just trying to be clear.)
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From: IceDragon2K | Posted: 2/6/2003 2:00:46 PM | Message Detail
500?
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From: Silver Moiraine | Posted: 2/6/2003 2:00:47 PM | Message Detail
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